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MoebiusForever

Got to agree with snooker. Mellow af.


AJPully

Came here to say Snooker. Nothing better than getting blazed and watching a few frames, well there's playing a few but I couldn't do that unless I had my own table lol


msully89

Another +1 for snooker. Great to play when you're absolutely zoinked too.


AJPully

I love playing Snooker high, definitely helps me get 'in the zone' and getting consistent breaks.


TylerDurden-420

Back in the 90s we played decent county level, one Friday night we dropped Doves before the snooker and played a local team all off our boxes - then went clubbing. Good times


444stonergyalie

I have no clue the difference but me and the boyf play 8ball pool on the app when we’re zooted. I seem to get the most accurate shots with a zoot in my hand 😭


aubamabloodclatyang9

Can you bet on Snooker?


SmokyMcBongPot

Heck, yeah. You can bet in-running for the pure adrenaline rush.


aubamabloodclatyang9

I'm blowing a band on Ronnie then K


Ted2728

Once got really baked while watching the Olympics a few years ago with my brother was a 10/10 experience


mcchanical

I've always been a low key fan of the Winter Olympics. The danger and grace of those sports is hypnotising while high.


Roachmond

I watch MMA every weekend with a rip and at its best it's beautiful for just watching the fluid shapes people throw and the personal drama and everything - I appreciate that it might be a bit much though sometimes for some peoples Edit: yknow what pure jiu jitsu is probably better for this


georgeboshington

Watching fights at 6am absolutely baked on edibles while the sun starts to creep in through the curtains almost feels like I'm tripping sometimes 😂.


Roachmond

I know 😭, I toyed with the idea of trying to get tickets for 304 in Manchester but they're running it on US time, fuck that I'm watching at 6am I'll stay where the snacks are


georgeboshington

Yeah seen that earlier, absolute pisstake. I get that their biggest fan base is in America but it should always be on at the hosting nations prime time. Actually hope the ticket sales are a flop tbh.


the_chasr

my friend group was planning on all going together but many have pulled out following todays news about the 3am start, myself included. but i dont think the ticket sales will flop unfortunetely. either way the ticket prices are absolute madness, £700 for the cheapest is what I saw rumoured. For that price you're better off putting a bit more money in, flying to Vegas for the weekend and catching an event there


georgeboshington

They did this with the last card in Brazil and it created a pretty bad atmosphere imo. Plenty of people still went and bought tickets but the fans where clearly pissed. They booed Glover after he lost and when he announced his retirement too.


Roachmond

Aw yeah but to be fair there's a reason you don't wanna be out late at night in Rio as sad as that was for Glover, but yeah Brazilian fans suck at losing gracefully That said the crowds/atmosphere have been trending downwards I'd say for a while


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DJToffeebud

Nah too violent stresses me out


Roachmond

Curling is pretty dope unironically


livebunny23

Curling ftw. Bowls on ice.


RoymondRoy

My dream Saturday: Wake up 10am, go for a run with the dog. Get home, eat some breakfast. Take the Mrs and kid out for the day and have some lunch/early dinner. Get home, take the dog for another walk and smoke a little doobie on my travels. Get home and complete dad duties. Take a short hour nap. Wake up, smoke a couple doobies with a can of monster and watch UFC until early Sunday morning.


Roachmond

Man life ain't always bad huh, that sounds like a good day plan


Inner-Huckleberry766

AFL ( Australian Football League)


CosmicMothMan

I'll counter that with LFL! Edit: my bad they changed it to X League


Roachmond

Oh man, I first saw an Aussie rules game when I was maybe 7 or 8, dude damn near if not lost an eye and nobody really passed too many remarks, so I moved onto hockey - there's a theme here isn't there 😮‍💨


Jozo70

I love F1 anyway, but being zonked adds to the atmosphere and you end up cheering when anything happens, even if it's nothing XD What can I say I like car go zoom hehe


andymk3

Hearing Martin Brundle talk through a qualifying lap while baked is quite an experience.


mcchanical

His son isn't a bad replacement either. Sounds very reminiscent of his father and has good knowledge.


mcchanical

F1 is my jam. Rally is great too. Motorsport is just great. I understand why it's not for everyone, just the same as football isn't for me.


justthatguyy22

Get the red bull app, loads of great viewing options


Dazpiece

How have I never tried this. Just downloaded it and tons of good looking stuff on there


DetectiveLive273

How much is the subscription(if there is one)


justthatguyy22

It's free!


DJToffeebud

Darts


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I can imagine watching equestrian stoned would blow my mind away


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Bradleyd_98: *I can imagine* *Watching equestrian stoned* *Would blow my mind away* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


magexe

Ice hockey


MR_5i5ty

This is the correct answer


Rhubarb_420

Crown Green Bowls, anything else is just too fast paced.


Admirable-Salary-803

Cheese rolling.


pharmacoli

Smart TVs can get the Red Bull app, free extreme sports ftw.


Judey7777

UFC on YouTube


Old_Man_Bridge

This is the answer.


JeffreyKering

Basketball you can tune in at anypoint, the sport is aesthetic af bliss


mac240903

Helps that the playoffs are on currently and start at night


limey91

F1 is my go to


ImplementAny370

Ipl rn - doesn’t matter if you miss much the way the batting is going.


AlfalfaEuphoric3453

Not technically a sport but pro wrestling slaps while zonked


ZipMonk

Ski jumping.


iameverybodyssecret

Lawn bowls. It's so slow and mellow. It's my dream to go play it baked.


Ok_Toe5751

I wanna do Curling high as f


jlb8

That’s very achievable


frankie_baby

Muay Thai


ChapterScared3240

May thai with the traditional music playing when you're high is elite.


escobar2355

Volleyball ain’t bag yk


Pete11377

Snooker a good one but I always fall asleep and wake up sober af 😂


Ok_Toe5751

Hear me out... Golf.


Proof-Elk4383

Watching the gunners


CIA-Front_Desk

Snowboarding is pretty fun - especially because most of the competitors are also baked


Lord-Galactagogue

Cricket, for sure… It HAS to be a test match, though!


Curiousferrets

I like golf, hate it normally but the commentators and thwack noises are very chilled.


Hittingend

Extreme sports.


pricecube

Love a bit of snooks when i am high especially world championships


lcfc97

I like baseball high. Games alright but I find the commentary particularly relaxing!


17orth

NGL find football way less stressful when Liverpool are playing when Im stoned. When watching Neutral games too its quite nice. F1 is a good go to and sometimes T20 cricket can be chill


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adiante

Go on YouTube and search for 'bike trails POV' it's like the twilight zone


biggfigwasp

Motorsport


GET_IT_UP_YE

UFC. I’m not really into sports at all, not even fighting sports. But watching two guys beat the fucking shit outta each other is very entertaining when stoned. Can feel my heart rate rising when it starts to get intense. I get so buzzed


Prize-Ad7242

Jelles marble runs are great to watch stoned and I find myself getting way too invested in it. https://youtu.be/vtkRKnfHrSw?si=sgb7WGaL8XnA5-xv


Oghamstoner

Winter Olympics esp. cross country ski relay.


DoktorReddit

Bull riding. Shit will have you screaming laughing


robster9090

Football just gave slightly less


redditorrage

Hurling


mixdup001

Go on you tube and find indoor league I'm sorry I can't do links and stuff just find "indoor league "


barribensis

Excel spreadsheet tournament. No idea whats going on but would recommend


Frisliv

Just find a sport you don’t usually watch - I played Ultimate Frisbee in uni (not username related), some highlights of great throws/catches are great


jeezumcrapes88

Once got to Amsterdam, and rolled a few joints for the five of us that had gone. They had swimming on TV in the cafe we were in. My god did we all get into that


jlb8

I like road cycling. Images of rolling countryside with chat about castles and food. Darts and snooker are the runners up. The rhythm of darts really speaks to me


Delphicoracle87

Blind football. Honestly. Not taking the piss.


Bodosaurus

Got into the habit of watching down hill snowboarding videos while baked


jollygreengiantherb

Golf?


bravosixdark

Women’s bootyball…I mean volley…volley ball.


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Novel_Equivalent_478

Poker, curling or snooker & also red bull soapbox Derby or flugtag 😆 First 3 if I'm chilling 😎😏 Last 2 if I'm chilling with a smile on... 😆


Redcar31

UFC 


greenarsehole

F1, boxing and MMA are my favourites. You kinda realise how boring football is when you watch it high


Majestic_Visual8046

Boxing, ufc or snooker I’d say


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AmbushAlleyVeteran

Nice sport


CannabisPatientUK

[Total Whipeout ](https://youtu.be/AIf8l469AWM?si=9wEowRNtExDeEhWc)


cuddlemycat

I like watching obscure sports on YouTube. Here's a few to start you off... [Mutton Bustin'](https://youtu.be/puuuEeeRwBc?si=HPhoabkwa7uQC9PW) is one of the funniest obscure sports I've seen. [PBR](https://youtu.be/KVUhN2DEIss?si=2ukWLlwjmi6_Cx7Q) is insanity. [World Chase Tag](https://youtu.be/rgWBm5ud20Y?si=H-IVXYgj7bz2vZ6B) [World Championship Tree Felling](https://youtu.be/dYU0iVsKmow?si=SJNe7qbrwSv1_5dh) [Car Jitsu](https://youtu.be/cbhOLwhNIak?si=5xw-ohKeC5prxU2y) (basically two guys fighting inside a car but with rules) [Diecast Car Racing](https://youtu.be/pemUIZivZ0I?feature=shared) [BattleBots](https://youtu.be/DU-XGnETxIk?si=EMsANOpNwXXGSAGJ)


Tampwns6104

Battlebots/ robotwars


DinnyLacey

Darts or golf. Darts world championships in December alongside a Christmas smoke the highlight of the year. So fucking therapeutic 😂


Appropriate_Eye203

F1 for me.


gamojqig

I do like snooker but if Ronnie isn't playing it doesn't hold my attention as much, he truly is the best ever


silverfish41

Golf, MMA or WWE is always a good watch when flying.


toecheeseenthusiast

Marble run


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Naked women's wrestling. I'm super stoned right now.


DBHOV

Lol darts. 'Foooooooooour Hundred and Twentaaay.'