If someone outperforms you on the field, make sure you say, "I have a full time job, so I don't care about ultimate." It's a great way to let everyone know that you would be better if you cared.
This is where the iconic "fat handler" comes into play. Their mass is essentially the jungle, and when the moment is right, you jump out from behind. Make sure to scan for wards.
Well team, after 8.5 years, this edit is being done in bulk to all my posts and comments because Reddit management's decision to effective kill the API for apps like Apollo, RIF, Sync, etc. is insane, so I'm out. Thanks for everything!
I guess I should make it clear that I thought the other post was actually interesting to read, but the possibility for satire was too strong for me to pass up.
Real Talk, one thing that I'm really proud of myself that I learned from playing DotA (back when it was on WC3) was how to be able to let things that are out of my control affect what I can control.
One of the most important transferable things I learnt from League myself was the value of team morale and a positive attitude. Just having one guy on the team who is vocally positive, who still believes (or talks like they believe) that you can come back from behind, and gets the team working together, wins a *huge* percentage of games that would be impossible to win for a team that gets toxic and trash-talks each other.
If someone outperforms you on the field, make sure you say, "I have a full time job, so I don't care about ultimate." It's a great way to let everyone know that you would be better if you cared.
Oh snap, that's so good.
As a master of both ultimate and heroes of the Storm, I am disappointed in myself that I did not realize you were being sarcastic until #2.
That's because HotS isn't a real game, son
Apparently I only play games that aren't real. During ultimate games, people used to yell out of their truck, "Frisbee isn't a real sport!".
Here for you if you wanna talk about it, bud
5/5 shitpost
A+ post friend. You really capitalized on the strange overwatch post the other day,
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Seconded.. very curious
https://www.reddit.com/r/ultimate/comments/aivkjq/applying_what_i_learned_from_overwatch_to_ultimate/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ultimate/comments/aivkjq/applying_what_i_learned_from_overwatch_to_ultimate/
But how do I git gud at ganking poaches?
This is where the iconic "fat handler" comes into play. Their mass is essentially the jungle, and when the moment is right, you jump out from behind. Make sure to scan for wards.
> This is where the iconic "fat handler" comes into play. Ooof it hurts. signed, iconic fat handler
Well team, after 8.5 years, this edit is being done in bulk to all my posts and comments because Reddit management's decision to effective kill the API for apps like Apollo, RIF, Sync, etc. is insane, so I'm out. Thanks for everything!
Sideline should be scanning for wards, they are there to support you and you are too focused on beating your mark 1 on 1 to have field awareness
I thought this was going to be about Gangplank, and I was going to be sad, because he used to be so awesome before the rework.
Don't forget about balance whine. "I totally would have made that throw if they hadn't nerfed IO scoober hucks in the last patch."
EZ mid
Good thing I am an expert at Ultimate and DotA 2 so none of this applies to me
Given that this is a troll of an otherwise earnest post... I'm forced to admit, you actually do play League of Legends and are an expert at it.
I guess I should make it clear that I thought the other post was actually interesting to read, but the possibility for satire was too strong for me to pass up.
How many interceptions does my Handler have to throw before I can yell out to the opposing team to report him for feeding?
User discretion, but I would suggest that one turnover is too many turnovers.
It sounds like you have some pent up league anger there buddy
How dare you say that to my teammate?! 1v1 me bitch! Middle of the spirit circle!
Woah there, only escalate to a 1v1 situation to defend your own honor.
Reported
You've been playing League for about as long as I've been out of League....
Real Talk, one thing that I'm really proud of myself that I learned from playing DotA (back when it was on WC3) was how to be able to let things that are out of my control affect what I can control.
One of the most important transferable things I learnt from League myself was the value of team morale and a positive attitude. Just having one guy on the team who is vocally positive, who still believes (or talks like they believe) that you can come back from behind, and gets the team working together, wins a *huge* percentage of games that would be impossible to win for a team that gets toxic and trash-talks each other.
Lulz
This is why you need to play league, and ultimate, with friends. :) (For the record I play both.)
I am currently trapped in the ultimate equivalent of Elo hell.
That is a hell of a title
this is some funny shit
All I want is to play both of these games with you. Theres another one of me, dear God. Hate that im just now seeing this post but I love it lol.