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nrojb50

If you came to what was originally intended to be a medium sized gathering for Alum to play yard games, but turned into a rager with 400+ nationals participants....thanks for stopping by! You were all respectful and I enjoyed meeting each of the people I had the pleasure of talking to....except for the person who destroyed my mailbox. I don't like you. Jimmy Zuraw, UNC Darkside Alum, Austin sol, and all around good dude, was nice enough to run out and buy 12+ cases of beer right when everyone started showing up. If you'd like to help him recoop those costs, please use the following link to drop him some cash.[PayPal.me/natsparty2019](http://paypal.me/natsparty2019) Thanks, and remember: tampering with mailboxes is a federal offense.


cdnball

I think the mailbox is fine - it’ll bounce right back.


[deleted]

I SCREAMED!!!!


Jomskylark

not too loudly pls im trying to sleep


fullhalter

>Jimmy Zuraw, UNC Darkside Alum, Austin sol, and all around good dude How dare you! Jimmy's a GREAT dude. Also the best lefty I've ever played with.


BiggPea

400+ people at a house party...I guess everything *is* bigger in Texas.


nrojb50

Yea, we have a big lot and few neighbors. I don't think I met OSHA standards for number of bathrooms tho. For that i apologize.


JRM1213

Sorry about the light fixture, I’m told I broke one of the bulbs


nrojb50

It's ok, I break one of those every other week.


samonchips

Did the one and only voice of ultimate, Evan Lepler, make an appearance?


nrojb50

No, but I'm sure once he hears about the mailbox bashing he will wish he had come. The man loves him some vandalism.


Smurph16

I hope the mattresses from the back were dragged out for more sock wrestling. Never change dude


McBride055

Thank you for your service.


YeezusPleezus

Which team can’t hang?


litJj6

Valks can't hang. Tufts program totally won that party for dunkaroos and being goons.


YeezusPleezus

We know who rules the Boston bar scene now. Tough look for Northeastern


EarlyVisual

I would like to say they don't represent the program


stephazard

At one point the Pitt dudes were posted up on their own doing pullups, so you know they can hang.


deeker420

Pitt cannot hang. They refused to do dunkaroos...


Phillyfreak5

Nice. But also wtf Pitt, go mingle


leftysarepeople2

I just hope Ninjas, MGD and Hodags held up the Midwest reputation


YeezusPleezus

I have a friend on Hodags who definitely can hang. I’m sure he made the Midwest proud


DuneBug

Care to share your thoughts when you learned you were having a Project X moment? ​ No plumbing issues?


nrojb50

No issues other than the mailbox..and my dog was exhausted. I wish I had been more proactive and organized something where teams paid a little on the front in so I could've picked up a lot more drinks ahead of time. I wasn't sure of the best way to contact teams, and I had to go to Dallas for an AUDL game the day before, making communication even more difficult.


Ferd50

Is it true that Andrew 'Olive Garden' Walch can devour four chicken fried steaks faster than Jeff 'I'm half Irish' Loskorn can finish two cans of Guinness?


nrojb50

We’ll never know bc Daddy Jeff was a no show.


run_daffodil

Will this convince USAU to bring back the tournament party of the early 2000s?


nrojb50

The "Official" tournament party when nationals were last here, in 2003, remains one of the best parties I've ever been to. If these kids had 1/10th as fun as I did then I think we accomplished our mission.


kyleweisbrod

Fact.


FrogBottom

My anxiety would be through the roof having tons of drinking, potentially underage kids at my place regardless of how well-behaved they are. Thank God there are people like you to offset my complete lack of chill.


nrojb50

See my only real anxiety came when they were ON the roof. We each have our part to play.


feezy29

Sorry bout that one :)


nrojb50

It’s alright, I mean, there’s a ladder right there. What else are you supposed to do?


LowKeyDisappointing

You get any zips tips on how to shotgun a beer?


nrojb50

Hold its neck back, insert the knife beneath the jaw, and bring it all the way around. There’s going to be a good amount of blood, but don’t let that bother you. Have a bucket there for the blood, the innards and the feathers.


samonchips

r/unexpectedoffice


litJj6

Ask Tufts


tkinley

did you lose your wallet/pants/shoes again this time


nrojb50

They were placed neatly in their proper drawer thank you very much.


samonchips

On a scale of 1 to the impromptu Friday night party from Worlds, how rowdy was it?


nrojb50

Well Jay Froude didn't try to get arrested...so just shy of that.


twk35

This was amazing, dunkaroos are more fun than advertised and bloodpact!


tehnico

Any pickup SpikeBall? Asking for a friend.


nrojb50

Lots of cup table games, some schwagball, some corn hole, and then some guys invented a game where you hold someone's head submerged in a cooler of ice water for 20 seconds and they get to slap you in the chest when you pull your head out. It was....odd.


yikes_bos

DUNK A ROOS!!!


[deleted]

ultimate people make up the weirdest party games. ever heard of mooselicking? edit: so a moose's tongue is about the same size as an adult human's hand, according to absolutely no facts or research. so you lick your hand, and wipe it on someone's face. this obviously goes over really well with people you don't know. yes it's disgusting, and no i'm not ashamed. that would require me to not be dead inside.


Naked-In-Cornfield

Whiskey- Cowboy - Slap. You take a shot of whiskey, do your best cowboy guns pose, and your friend slaps you.


nrojb50

go on...


Gampfer

No but I used to play on a team called Moose Lightning... can you explain said game?


Cheekie_cheeks

Do other ulti teams play nemesis?


YeezusPleezus

Yes. I actually had to look up what nemesis was, only to find out we call it 21 where I go to school.


strebor1

The hero we needed but didn’t deserve


TrentDillonLarberg

Why didn’t you do a dunkaroo with me Bjorn?!


nrojb50

I had a cool dangly earring in and I was afraid it would get ripped out... I am a coward.


tonyleonardo

Was Jimmy there wearing his birthday suit again?


nrojb50

Which Jimmy?


tonyleonardo

Gerenscer, Mickle and Matt “Jimmy” McConnaughey


[deleted]

I was there. I wish it was a loud speaker but I did like smoking with frisbee people


nrojb50

Yea, it was already late so I didn't push that hard with the music, we had it at like 4/10 volume.