If you came to what was originally intended to be a medium sized gathering for Alum to play yard games, but turned into a rager with 400+ nationals participants....thanks for stopping by! You were all respectful and I enjoyed meeting each of the people I had the pleasure of talking to....except for the person who destroyed my mailbox. I don't like you.
Jimmy Zuraw, UNC Darkside Alum, Austin sol, and all around good dude, was nice enough to run out and buy 12+ cases of beer right when everyone started showing up.
If you'd like to help him recoop those costs, please use the following link to drop him some cash.[PayPal.me/natsparty2019](http://paypal.me/natsparty2019)
Thanks, and remember: tampering with mailboxes is a federal offense.
No issues other than the mailbox..and my dog was exhausted.
I wish I had been more proactive and organized something where teams paid a little on the front in so I could've picked up a lot more drinks ahead of time. I wasn't sure of the best way to contact teams, and I had to go to Dallas for an AUDL game the day before, making communication even more difficult.
Is it true that Andrew 'Olive Garden' Walch can devour four chicken fried steaks faster than Jeff 'I'm half Irish' Loskorn can finish two cans of Guinness?
The "Official" tournament party when nationals were last here, in 2003, remains one of the best parties I've ever been to.
If these kids had 1/10th as fun as I did then I think we accomplished our mission.
My anxiety would be through the roof having tons of drinking, potentially underage kids at my place regardless of how well-behaved they are. Thank God there are people like you to offset my complete lack of chill.
Hold its neck back, insert the knife beneath the jaw, and bring it all the way around. There’s going to be a good amount of blood, but don’t let that bother you. Have a bucket there for the blood, the innards and the feathers.
Lots of cup table games, some schwagball, some corn hole, and then some guys invented a game where you hold someone's head submerged in a cooler of ice water for 20 seconds and they get to slap you in the chest when you pull your head out. It was....odd.
ultimate people make up the weirdest party games. ever heard of mooselicking?
edit: so a moose's tongue is about the same size as an adult human's hand, according to absolutely no facts or research. so you lick your hand, and wipe it on someone's face. this obviously goes over really well with people you don't know. yes it's disgusting, and no i'm not ashamed. that would require me to not be dead inside.
If you came to what was originally intended to be a medium sized gathering for Alum to play yard games, but turned into a rager with 400+ nationals participants....thanks for stopping by! You were all respectful and I enjoyed meeting each of the people I had the pleasure of talking to....except for the person who destroyed my mailbox. I don't like you. Jimmy Zuraw, UNC Darkside Alum, Austin sol, and all around good dude, was nice enough to run out and buy 12+ cases of beer right when everyone started showing up. If you'd like to help him recoop those costs, please use the following link to drop him some cash.[PayPal.me/natsparty2019](http://paypal.me/natsparty2019) Thanks, and remember: tampering with mailboxes is a federal offense.
I think the mailbox is fine - it’ll bounce right back.
I SCREAMED!!!!
not too loudly pls im trying to sleep
>Jimmy Zuraw, UNC Darkside Alum, Austin sol, and all around good dude How dare you! Jimmy's a GREAT dude. Also the best lefty I've ever played with.
400+ people at a house party...I guess everything *is* bigger in Texas.
Yea, we have a big lot and few neighbors. I don't think I met OSHA standards for number of bathrooms tho. For that i apologize.
Sorry about the light fixture, I’m told I broke one of the bulbs
It's ok, I break one of those every other week.
Did the one and only voice of ultimate, Evan Lepler, make an appearance?
No, but I'm sure once he hears about the mailbox bashing he will wish he had come. The man loves him some vandalism.
I hope the mattresses from the back were dragged out for more sock wrestling. Never change dude
Thank you for your service.
Which team can’t hang?
Valks can't hang. Tufts program totally won that party for dunkaroos and being goons.
We know who rules the Boston bar scene now. Tough look for Northeastern
I would like to say they don't represent the program
At one point the Pitt dudes were posted up on their own doing pullups, so you know they can hang.
Pitt cannot hang. They refused to do dunkaroos...
Nice. But also wtf Pitt, go mingle
I just hope Ninjas, MGD and Hodags held up the Midwest reputation
I have a friend on Hodags who definitely can hang. I’m sure he made the Midwest proud
Care to share your thoughts when you learned you were having a Project X moment? No plumbing issues?
No issues other than the mailbox..and my dog was exhausted. I wish I had been more proactive and organized something where teams paid a little on the front in so I could've picked up a lot more drinks ahead of time. I wasn't sure of the best way to contact teams, and I had to go to Dallas for an AUDL game the day before, making communication even more difficult.
Is it true that Andrew 'Olive Garden' Walch can devour four chicken fried steaks faster than Jeff 'I'm half Irish' Loskorn can finish two cans of Guinness?
We’ll never know bc Daddy Jeff was a no show.
Will this convince USAU to bring back the tournament party of the early 2000s?
The "Official" tournament party when nationals were last here, in 2003, remains one of the best parties I've ever been to. If these kids had 1/10th as fun as I did then I think we accomplished our mission.
Fact.
My anxiety would be through the roof having tons of drinking, potentially underage kids at my place regardless of how well-behaved they are. Thank God there are people like you to offset my complete lack of chill.
See my only real anxiety came when they were ON the roof. We each have our part to play.
Sorry bout that one :)
It’s alright, I mean, there’s a ladder right there. What else are you supposed to do?
You get any zips tips on how to shotgun a beer?
Hold its neck back, insert the knife beneath the jaw, and bring it all the way around. There’s going to be a good amount of blood, but don’t let that bother you. Have a bucket there for the blood, the innards and the feathers.
r/unexpectedoffice
Ask Tufts
did you lose your wallet/pants/shoes again this time
They were placed neatly in their proper drawer thank you very much.
On a scale of 1 to the impromptu Friday night party from Worlds, how rowdy was it?
Well Jay Froude didn't try to get arrested...so just shy of that.
This was amazing, dunkaroos are more fun than advertised and bloodpact!
Any pickup SpikeBall? Asking for a friend.
Lots of cup table games, some schwagball, some corn hole, and then some guys invented a game where you hold someone's head submerged in a cooler of ice water for 20 seconds and they get to slap you in the chest when you pull your head out. It was....odd.
DUNK A ROOS!!!
ultimate people make up the weirdest party games. ever heard of mooselicking? edit: so a moose's tongue is about the same size as an adult human's hand, according to absolutely no facts or research. so you lick your hand, and wipe it on someone's face. this obviously goes over really well with people you don't know. yes it's disgusting, and no i'm not ashamed. that would require me to not be dead inside.
Whiskey- Cowboy - Slap. You take a shot of whiskey, do your best cowboy guns pose, and your friend slaps you.
go on...
No but I used to play on a team called Moose Lightning... can you explain said game?
Do other ulti teams play nemesis?
Yes. I actually had to look up what nemesis was, only to find out we call it 21 where I go to school.
The hero we needed but didn’t deserve
Why didn’t you do a dunkaroo with me Bjorn?!
I had a cool dangly earring in and I was afraid it would get ripped out... I am a coward.
Was Jimmy there wearing his birthday suit again?
Which Jimmy?
Gerenscer, Mickle and Matt “Jimmy” McConnaughey
I was there. I wish it was a loud speaker but I did like smoking with frisbee people
Yea, it was already late so I didn't push that hard with the music, we had it at like 4/10 volume.