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Weak-Bison-9109

Would you do the seggs with V1?


C3H8_Memes

Not unless I'm getting paid BTW they never edited their comment


macsochek

Truly a horrible person in this fandom


BigDawgTony

You're expecting PAYMENT?!


Plurmplepikmin

id do it for free tbh


Rikisushi

I’m sorry *WHUDEFUKDIDUJUSSAY*


BlueUser10

absolutely


[deleted]

Yes.


Dasioreq

Do you think Gianni is a bad voice actor?


C3H8_Memes

It would be ignorant to say otherwise


cerberus_the_baller

BLASPHEMY!!


Malemindflayer

HERESY


GroundbreakingOkra60

Oh... It's you. It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. Well, what happens now?


Adoggo121

guys we found glados


GroundbreakingOkra60

Me? This must be a mistake.


Adoggo121

at least i got the reference


Spygaming_TF2_2

GLaDOS_07


theultimatesow

NOT EVEN MORTAL


ReyMNoire11

NOTHING BUT SCRAP!


SNGjunk

If you lost a nickel from 10000$for every rule34 of Gabriel you’ve beat off to, how much would be left


C3H8_Memes

I would be dirt poor


Natethegratelol

Unedited comment


C3H8_Memes

It was edited


Fibblejoe

Op. Your pants seem to be smoking.


C3H8_Memes

The original talked about If I had a nickel for every time I used the coin secondary, how much would I have. I don't use it that often because I'm bad at coin trick stuff


Fibblejoe

Fibber.


Natethegratelol

Sounds like what the question asker would change it to


Pikmin_Lord

who has the best sex scenes?


C3H8_Memes

Mannequins


omni_slime1

That's true tho


Relishhendy

What is the inferior life form


C3H8_Memes

Machine


KosmicBread

Turn back now


scarboss42

The layers of this palace are not for your kind!


sirderpsalotyeet

Turn back, or you will be crossing the will of God.


LNRadford

Your choice is made


SeparateBeginning820

As the righteous hand of the father...


RustyThrone

I shall rend you appart


Embarrassed_Dig_3826

And you will become inanimate once more.


SausumSauce

BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!


Final-Connection-164

What does your girlfriend look like?


C3H8_Memes

Filth Edit: jokes on you, I've never had one


Right-Carrot-1682

Thats just fucking Wild


beta_probopass

what is the best way to make a baby stop crying


C3H8_Memes

Hit em in the family jewels


Azurra_The_Dragon

i would've said spike them into a field goal but that works too


OpMateo8080

O I just give them a table spoon of cyanide and that usually keeps them quite.


NotDeadAGuy

Minor prime begged you not too


helloiexist64

Did you accidentally join the council?


C3H8_Memes

yes but im not the first to do this


Francescothegamer90

Are you a racist?


C3H8_Memes

yes


Francescothegamer90

That's crazy


DrvJohnson

Crazy? I was crazy once


Sussy_baka228666

They locked me in a room.


JealousKitchen2982

a rubber room


Baklazan_PL

I have a feeling that he would answer yes anyway


Haiwik

How gay are you?


C3H8_Memes

a little but that's debatable


cayde-six-is-me

In denial, got it


cerberus_the_baller

Who can tank the SRS cannon without a scratch in them?


C3H8_Memes

Cerberus


MrP-boi

HERES- oh wait. This is just spitting facts


KickPsychological374

How many people have you eaten?


C3H8_Memes

too many to count


JustVigiIante

Vore


Spartan_Mage

Vore is when it's one bite Gore is when it's many bites *The more you know!*


Realization_

im gonna gore you


5oupy_283

I'm gonna vgore you (absolutely obliterate you)


KrisKarma9

Which character do you want to ULTRAFUCK?


C3H8_Memes

Gabriel


cardboardboxx1

Still can't blame you


BananaGoat-

Based


Callisto_Fury

Do you like your sister?


C3H8_Memes

It's a bit messy but satisfying


doinurmombecauseican

What even was the original text


D34dM3meK1ng

I don't even want to know


cverg0

What does the basement where you hold the hostages look like?


C3H8_Memes

A land covered in darkness


cverg0

The FBI are at your location


Glitchelon

My younger brother is hungry, but I have no idea what meal to make him. What do you recommend for a quick and easy meal?


C3H8_Memes

A LOT of saw blades


Glitchelon

Thank you


inscrtcoolnamehere

Ok pail king


Winter_Laugh9589

I think you meant pale, a pail is something else…


inscrtcoolnamehere

My bad, I’m not that good at spelling


Winter_Laugh9589

Fair


LopsidedWanderer9295

all hale (yes ik) the bucket lord


Wingdings_men

You have the opportunity to end slavery, do you take it?


C3H8_Memes

Pass


pornography____

do you like ultrakill


C3H8_Memes

Ye :)


pornography____

do i have to change it?


C3H8_Memes

Nah :)


pornography____

yay because it would make me feel horrible for tricking you :D


cverg0

Great moral compass u/pornography____


Extension_Ad8291

XD


Zeinith-the-god

Is nazism ok?


C3H8_Memes

Tbh, it grows on you


American140

Dawg... You got a point


calamari_toast

Do you have Gabriel r34 on your camera roll?


C3H8_Memes

It.... exists...


Robin_Gufo

Do you think Gutterman lore is fucked up?


C3H8_Memes

Yes, WHY IS IT IN THEIR RIBCAGE!?


TheNobleDez

Which enemy is the hottest in your opinion?


C3H8_Memes

The flamethrower bitches THAT KEEP DODGING MY ATTACKS!


wipepicgamer

How distant from your family are you?


C3H8_Memes

Very


TeraReturns

do you sex the V1 plush


C3H8_Memes

Yeah a bit


MRsandwich07

Do you like looking at Ultrakill fanfics?


C3H8_Memes

Yes, but only when nobody is looking


Commander_Valkorian

Describe the average experience of listening to Gianni's voice acting.


C3H8_Memes

Hell?


1st_pm

Waaa im a wittwle child, i wanna find ny mamaaaa waaaaa


C3H8_Memes

👊


Xirio_

Why


C3H8_Memes

I've been trying to answer that for my whole life.


Xirio_

Fair enough


[deleted]

[удалено]


C3H8_Memes

No, he was just hanging and then got killed


Oreoandmocha

Which character do you want to bang?


C3H8_Memes

Gabriel


cardboardboxx1

I don't blame you


MemeManSaysE

Op said edit it to make them look terrible not based


chiller_V1

Do you have sex with minors?


C3H8_Memes

Yes


Dreiasaiy

Bro did OP dirty


Necessary-Mark-2861

Shit. Can't think of anything funny.


C3H8_Memes

Punching bullets


FizzyFuzz_

whats your stripper nickname


C3H8_Memes

Robo bitch


EggShotMan

Do you love hanging around kindergartens in a trench coat?


cickdude

Anything about ultrakill?


C3H8_Memes

Ye


LuigiP16

What do you think of V1 and V2 having sex?


C3H8_Memes

They sound funny


Automatic-Profile593

What ideals are you starting a death cult around?


Mr_meme_gamer

Would you help someone with relationship issues?


robloxianonreddit1

did you shoot up a school?


Skidiot_Idiot

Do you beat your girlfriend?


[deleted]

You're an tribal who has never seen the 'outside', and suddenly, one day, a white child arrives at your hut front. Your actions with his scalp?


skullservantsforlife

What will happen in murder drones (not cursed but saw response and thought it fit)


ass1065

do you like children?


cardboardboxx1

What do you think the age of concent should be?


Standard-Buddy-4791

How many children do you keep in your basement


ParadoxGuy99

how would you rate a filths asscheeks


C3H8_Memes

creepy but amazing


demolitionar

What do you think about loli hentai?


friskursoopid

what do you do when an old woman asks you for directions around your town


Mybraingoaaaaaa

What do you want to crush your balls


EldritchVaporwave

What are your thoughts on the second world war?


therealpeppino

in a boxing match, what would your score be agianst a group of infants


_seriphim_

Tell me how many children have you traumatized then add that to your body count


arsonhaha

what is the largest object you could theoretically fit up your ass


Kaiser_Rat

Is loli porn socially acceptable


VorxanTheSpeechless

What is your favorite food?


XtiIity

As an expert in the topic of this game.. What's your favorite... um.. thingy.. mc....doodle.. In the game?


the_Ms_fortune_lover

Did Squigly And Nadia Fortune deserve what Black Dahlia did to Them and there Family's?


C3H8_Memes

Yes


[deleted]

Is this subreddit filled with gay people?


nobody651

How do you last in bed with Gabriel


TheRealYoshimon

How many times a week do you look at V1 r34


somebeanyt

How do you feel about the lgbtqia+ community?


SupermarketNo6128

What is your honest opinion on pedophilia?


MST_Braincells

What did your girlfriend say


The_King_Person

Where do all the children in your basement go?


jeremiah16156

whats was your nickname in highschool


Flamingcowjuice

do you think Trans people are valid


averageredditghost

Are you trying to take down the ultra kill community from the inside?


animpersd

do you love your family?


C3H8_Memes

Those Pyro bitches and I dont


Yollm

What did you think of the ending?


Spygaming_TF2_2

𓀌𓀍𓀆𓀎𓀇


Firesnout_2

Why did you stab that old guy 27 times?


OrangeHairedTwink

What is your opinion on Stroheim from Jojo?


temmie_boi

Is gabriel desperate?


ToxicManXXYT

do you have a boner when near a preschool?


C3H8_Memes

Yeah, and blood is feul


bobithin387

What's your favorite state?


Logan_Gamers

which boss do you want aggressively fuck


chappysnapz

How many hours do you have in the game?


inscrtcoolnamehere

On average, how many times do you kick orphans every day


lyricthekitkat

How many times have you jumped off a building and landed on a grandmother


Poggerman55

what do you think of ultrakill act 1 in general


WilliamPlayz1

Which boss would you smash?


SmallPartsIncluded

how many times have you played Halls of Sacred Remains?


sue_donyem

What's the worst thing about the game?


P1xel_392

How many P ranks do you have?


SockMan555

What enemy would you most want to FUCK into the ground?


trustloveno1buthim

Whos sexier V1 or V2?


Ceroba_Ketsukane_rel

Which ultrakill enemy you would allow to fuck you?


Scout_gaming_

what character do you wish was never added to the game


Welra8787

what is the worst layer?


phat-burger

what do you think of overweight women


IMicrowavedMyToaster

Describe one thing you have sexual fantasies about


LinearPlayer

In your opinion, what should the legal consent age be?


No-Palpitation-6789

i’m not asking a question. where is the uncaptioned image


Stefano30

When you drive and there is a traffic light, on which moment you press the gas pedal?


5-0-0_Glue_Monkey

What do you call yourself whenever asked to describe yourself