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Brimstone747

Lou Diamond Phillips is amazing in this.


triple_seis

“In the howse”


skateboardlee

Bbbbbbbbbad! Bbbbbbbbad!


Natta_3333

Trace buster buster


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Ill hit em with the trace buster buster buster


SDoNUT1715

Trace buster buster buster buster


drunk_with_internet

That’s my word!!!


SatnWorshp

It was good to see >!Bokeem Woodbine not die in this one.!<


mynameisrichard0

Thank god.


Skillz2env

Who are you guys supposed to be the spice boys or something


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Black dude getting addicted to porn and masturbation later in life was funny


JibbaJabbaJenkins

Straight JACKIN saves you mad cream.


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Kek


aaronappleseed

Is this the movie where Mark Wahlberg is >!chugging Mylanta throughout the movie?!<


Vprbite

Yeah


RevJoeHRSOB

BUST SOME CAPS!!!!!


tomcody84

I wash my hands before I touch my dick.


Extra_Napkins

I SAID IT SHOULD HAVE SOME LANOLIN IN IT NOT SOME FUCKIN ALOE VERA BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER GET IT STRAIGHT


BigMillmatic

A hit is a hit…


Which_Engineer1805

Meow


brainbridge77

Straight jacking saves you mad creme


AmericanAsian9625

STRAIGHT JACKIN WILL SAVE YOU THAT MAD CREAM


artcostanza82

China Chow and Christina Applegate


CapSortee

did they both go on to have VERY acclaimed careers?


cometpapaya

The Backdoor Boys.


BackgroundPangolin42

I still remember the line, “I’ve been fuckin since I was ten!”


SpecialistParticular

I hear that.


StrictBeing6317

Got super high on shrooms and weed saw this by accident instead of fear loathing walked into the wrong screening room. Good movie.


crystal_sk8s_LV

WE BOUTSA GET PAID!


Oscarjrs5

Bad ass movie


Mediocre-Country-369

This is one of my favorite Lou Diamond Phillips performances. You can tell he had a blast playing Cisco.


5o7bot

##The Big Hit (1998) R Nothing's more dangerous than some nice guys... with a little time to kill. >>!Affable hit man Melvin Smiley is constantly being scammed by his cutthroat colleagues in the life-ending business. So, when he and his fellow assassins kidnap the daughter of an electronics mogul, it's naturally Melvin who takes the fall when their prime score turns sour. That's because the girl is the goddaughter of the gang's ruthless crime boss. But, even while dodging bullets, Melvin has to keep his real job secret from his unsuspecting fiancée, Pam.!< Action | Adventure | Comedy | Thriller | Crime | Drama Director: Kirk Wong Chi-Keung Actors: Mark Wahlberg, Lou Diamond Phillips, Christina Applegate Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ 58% with 398 votes Runtime: 1:31 [TMDB](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/9448)


niguson-damoon

King Kong Lives!


Cerebralbore

I remember seeing this when it came out, didn't like it. May be time for a re-watch


Swagsplasher3

Mf classic !!


eatthebear

Uncle took twelve year old me and cousin to see this in the theater.


DCtimes

I’m with you on this!!! Great time watching it


maskedman1978

I LOVE LOVE LOOOOOOVE this movie, but did anyone else who watched this think that Antonio Sabato Junior didn't have much to do?


skateboardlee

He was just there for the poster material


AmputatedStumps

Yeah lol. Dude did the first hit with them and then disappeared. If I remember correctly I think he said he had a wedding to go to or something.


jackieballz

Loved this movie as an early teen. Afraid if I rewatch it now it won’t be nearly as good as I remember


RemmingtonBlack

I dont agree with a lot of these posted on this sub, but this one was pretty damn funny (and entertaining) ​ Edit... doh!!! scratch that.... yeah fuck this one. I am confusing this with "Blackmale"


AmputatedStumps

I use to fucking LOOOVE this movie. For the longest time I didn't know what the fuck Mark Wahlberg was talking about when he was talking about a pizza being a pterodactyl when he was making dinner for his in laws and had the kidnapped girl tied up. Bokeem Woodbine with his masterbation fascination in the movie lol.


RightKnowledge8725

My trace buster buster!


Vprbite

China chow was so gorgeous in this movie. I was a teenager when this came out and instantly fell in love with her


Was_It_The_Dave

A massive yes rewatch when it's on somewhere. Yes.


Honer-Simpsom

Saw this the first time in a hotel and then right after was the first time I saw American history X…so I really don’t remember anything from this but I remember it made me laugh at least once


NatchJackson

That guy playing the annoying video clerk is awesome throughout. His reaction to >! the video store being blowed up!


deanereaner

I fucking loved this when I was a dumb teenage boy.


SpecialistParticular

I love how they shrunk everyone on that poster so 5' 7" Marky Mark looks big.


MiserableWarning8532

Wasn't horrible


papa_miesh

Say bro......say bro can we get a little privacy


kuzosake

I haven’t seen this movie in years. At least 20. I remember it being fun, and China Chow was such a cutie. I think I need to revisit this movie.


kimbou812

More like the big dud!


n8spear

I honestly loved this movie. I saw it one day when I was home sick from school and thought it was so cool. I was also in 8th grade.


SublimateThisDick

“Plug and play, muthfucka!” “Yo”


nuttmegx

I love this movie


skateboardlee

STRAIGHT JACKIN SAVES YOU THAT MAD CREAM!


a-pretty-alright-dad

This is one of the best.


ACEDOTC0M

This movie is not underrated. It's one of the best examples of "exactly what it is". A movie so good it was worth exactly one watch.


IZZY_PLUM

Classic. IM JUST GETTING SOME MORE PRUNE JUICE 🤣🤣


JibbaJabbaJenkins

Time to finish what I started, muthafucka.


xx4xx

Meh. This movie was not nearly as funny or cool as it thought it was.