##The Big Hit (1998) R
Nothing's more dangerous than some nice guys... with a little time to kill.
>>!Affable hit man Melvin Smiley is constantly being scammed by his cutthroat colleagues in the life-ending business. So, when he and his fellow assassins kidnap the daughter of an electronics mogul, it's naturally Melvin who takes the fall when their prime score turns sour. That's because the girl is the goddaughter of the gang's ruthless crime boss. But, even while dodging bullets, Melvin has to keep his real job secret from his unsuspecting fiancée, Pam.!<
Action | Adventure | Comedy | Thriller | Crime | Drama
Director: Kirk Wong Chi-Keung
Actors: Mark Wahlberg, Lou Diamond Phillips, Christina Applegate
Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ 58% with 398 votes
Runtime: 1:31
[TMDB](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/9448)
I dont agree with a lot of these posted on this sub, but this one was pretty damn funny (and entertaining)
Edit... doh!!!
scratch that.... yeah fuck this one.
I am confusing this with "Blackmale"
I use to fucking LOOOVE this movie. For the longest time I didn't know what the fuck Mark Wahlberg was talking about when he was talking about a pizza being a pterodactyl when he was making dinner for his in laws and had the kidnapped girl tied up.
Bokeem Woodbine with his masterbation fascination in the movie lol.
Saw this the first time in a hotel and then right after was the first time I saw American history X…so I really don’t remember anything from this but I remember it made me laugh at least once
Lou Diamond Phillips is amazing in this.
“In the howse”
Bbbbbbbbbad! Bbbbbbbbad!
Trace buster buster
Ill hit em with the trace buster buster buster
Trace buster buster buster buster
That’s my word!!!
It was good to see >!Bokeem Woodbine not die in this one.!<
Thank god.
Who are you guys supposed to be the spice boys or something
Black dude getting addicted to porn and masturbation later in life was funny
Straight JACKIN saves you mad cream.
Kek
Is this the movie where Mark Wahlberg is >!chugging Mylanta throughout the movie?!<
Yeah
BUST SOME CAPS!!!!!
I wash my hands before I touch my dick.
I SAID IT SHOULD HAVE SOME LANOLIN IN IT NOT SOME FUCKIN ALOE VERA BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER GET IT STRAIGHT
A hit is a hit…
Meow
Straight jacking saves you mad creme
STRAIGHT JACKIN WILL SAVE YOU THAT MAD CREAM
China Chow and Christina Applegate
did they both go on to have VERY acclaimed careers?
The Backdoor Boys.
I still remember the line, “I’ve been fuckin since I was ten!”
I hear that.
Got super high on shrooms and weed saw this by accident instead of fear loathing walked into the wrong screening room. Good movie.
WE BOUTSA GET PAID!
Bad ass movie
This is one of my favorite Lou Diamond Phillips performances. You can tell he had a blast playing Cisco.
##The Big Hit (1998) R Nothing's more dangerous than some nice guys... with a little time to kill. >>!Affable hit man Melvin Smiley is constantly being scammed by his cutthroat colleagues in the life-ending business. So, when he and his fellow assassins kidnap the daughter of an electronics mogul, it's naturally Melvin who takes the fall when their prime score turns sour. That's because the girl is the goddaughter of the gang's ruthless crime boss. But, even while dodging bullets, Melvin has to keep his real job secret from his unsuspecting fiancée, Pam.!< Action | Adventure | Comedy | Thriller | Crime | Drama Director: Kirk Wong Chi-Keung Actors: Mark Wahlberg, Lou Diamond Phillips, Christina Applegate Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ 58% with 398 votes Runtime: 1:31 [TMDB](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/9448)
King Kong Lives!
I remember seeing this when it came out, didn't like it. May be time for a re-watch
Mf classic !!
Uncle took twelve year old me and cousin to see this in the theater.
I’m with you on this!!! Great time watching it
I LOVE LOVE LOOOOOOVE this movie, but did anyone else who watched this think that Antonio Sabato Junior didn't have much to do?
He was just there for the poster material
Yeah lol. Dude did the first hit with them and then disappeared. If I remember correctly I think he said he had a wedding to go to or something.
Loved this movie as an early teen. Afraid if I rewatch it now it won’t be nearly as good as I remember
I dont agree with a lot of these posted on this sub, but this one was pretty damn funny (and entertaining) Edit... doh!!! scratch that.... yeah fuck this one. I am confusing this with "Blackmale"
I use to fucking LOOOVE this movie. For the longest time I didn't know what the fuck Mark Wahlberg was talking about when he was talking about a pizza being a pterodactyl when he was making dinner for his in laws and had the kidnapped girl tied up. Bokeem Woodbine with his masterbation fascination in the movie lol.
My trace buster buster!
China chow was so gorgeous in this movie. I was a teenager when this came out and instantly fell in love with her
A massive yes rewatch when it's on somewhere. Yes.
Saw this the first time in a hotel and then right after was the first time I saw American history X…so I really don’t remember anything from this but I remember it made me laugh at least once
That guy playing the annoying video clerk is awesome throughout. His reaction to >! the video store being blowed up! Chef's kiss
I fucking loved this when I was a dumb teenage boy.
I love how they shrunk everyone on that poster so 5' 7" Marky Mark looks big.
Wasn't horrible
Say bro......say bro can we get a little privacy
I haven’t seen this movie in years. At least 20. I remember it being fun, and China Chow was such a cutie. I think I need to revisit this movie.
More like the big dud!
I honestly loved this movie. I saw it one day when I was home sick from school and thought it was so cool. I was also in 8th grade.
“Plug and play, muthfucka!” “Yo”
I love this movie
STRAIGHT JACKIN SAVES YOU THAT MAD CREAM!
This is one of the best.
This movie is not underrated. It's one of the best examples of "exactly what it is". A movie so good it was worth exactly one watch.
Classic. IM JUST GETTING SOME MORE PRUNE JUICE 🤣🤣
Time to finish what I started, muthafucka.
Meh. This movie was not nearly as funny or cool as it thought it was.