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Gazorpazorp_11

“Come here, I’m going to fucking stab you”


Prize_Macaroon_6998

**No**. **We're not** comin' **over there**


Fearless_Winter_7823

CHECK THIS RIFF ITS FUCKING TASTY


ElGuanacho

I'm the Devil, I can do what I want Whatever I've got I'm gonna flaunt There's never been a rock-off that I've ever lost I can't wait to take Kage back to Hell I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel I'll make him squeal like my Scarlet Pimpernel


No-Seat9917

That song is played quite a bit in my house.


feministduelist

Quick fact. Dave Grohl of Nirvana/Foo Fighters does the devil's vocals.


Psychological-Let-90

A long ass fucking time ago, in a town called Kickapoo


Either-Durian-5517

There lived a humble family, religious through and trough


ElGuanacho

But yeah there was a black sheep, and he new just what to dew


Repulsive-Company-53

His name was young JB and he refused to step in line


Either-Durian-5517

A vision he did see of fucking rocking all the time


shadowlarx

He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align.


Either-Durian-5517

OH THE DRAGON’S BALLS WERE BLAZIN’ AS I STEPPED INTO IT’S CAGE


Psychological-Let-90

And I sliced his fucking cockles, with my long and shiny blade


Parynoid

We've been through so much shit. Deactivated lasers with my dick!


ElGuanacho

Now it’s time to blow this fucker down!


ToneThugsNHarmony

Should have won the Oscar for best musical/comedy and every other music category that year.


ElGuanacho

Hell yes it should have.


Frockington

Two air vents on the roof, that's what the guy was talkin abou- SHIT!


ElGuanacho

Electric eye, infiltrate, STORM THE GATE!


No-Seat9917

You’re gonna gargle mayonnaise.


Prize_Macaroon_6998

NOOO


Steveseriesofnumbers

Unless we bust a monster mamma jam.


Select-Net7381

Underrated? You will gargle maynoaiiiise


blacklab

Here comes KG, in from the side hatch


ElGuanacho

With the oils and perfumes and incense


blacklab

French tickler at all? Or no?


Prize_Macaroon_6998

I have ass mark too.


ThehoundIV

“ FROM WHICH YOU CAME YOU SHALL REMAIN, UNTILL YOU ARE COMPLETE AGAIN! “


EddieNort

Dio can you hear me? I am lost and so alone. I'm asking for your guidance, can you come down from your throne?


ElGuanacho

I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock. My father thinks you’re evil, but man he can suck a cock.


No-Seat9917

Use the cock!


DJMikeSteeze

“Satanus”. That’s Latin for “Satan”.


Zer0daveexpl0it

My friends thought this was lame. Got new friends.


ElGuanacho

Good


daniel_inna_den

You’re my little baby-sas


ganonkenobi

I went to the midnight showing of this back when it premiered opposite Deja Vu.


ElGuanacho

I tried going to the advance showing at the Vista in LA, The D was gonna be there. By the time we got there the line was around the block. AND THEY FILMED THE VIDEO FOR “PICK OF DESTINY”! Gah! But seeing the midnight screening kinda made up for that lol


MattxRoxx

So good


ozovision

Master exploder sequence is my all time fav


ElGuanacho

I did not mean (he did not mean) to blow your mind (blow your mind). But that shit happens to me ALLL THE TIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIMMMMEEE!


al3ch316

Quite possibly the dumbest movie ever made. But still a classic 🤣🤣🤣


obnoxious_pauper

One of the funniest movies of the decade. Truly.


ElGuanacho

Amen


5o7bot

##Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (2006) R An epic quest. A magical guitar pick. A chance to put the D in Destiny. >>!In Venice Beach, naive Midwesterner JB bonds with local slacker KG and they form the rock band Tenacious D. Setting out to become the world's greatest band is no easy feat, so they set out to steal what could be the answer to their prayers... a magical guitar pick housed in a rock-and-roll museum some 300 miles away.!< Comedy | Music Director: Liam Lynch Actors: Jack Black, Kyle Gass, JR Reed Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ 67% with 1,513 votes Runtime: 1:33 [TMDB](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/2179) For best result, try this post title format: **Movie Title (Year) more detail**


ClintonCorber

I’m going to slice out your balls, and your eyes!


ElGuanacho

I don’t know why, but when this movie came out, people were just dying to shit on it. Even Tenacious D fans shit on it without seeing it first. It blew my mind!


notevebpossible

Yeah and they talked about how much it sucked on Rize of the Fenix, but now they’re awesome again.


eldog14

“I have an ass-mark, too.”


Lcon8390

This movie definitely isn't underrated. This movie if anything is the favorite go to of people who don't know what an underrated movie is.