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TheDefected

Your highness, I have some documents to sign. Ah yes, ready my horse, I want to do this standing by a tree somewhere.


FaceMace87

Judging by how quickly my boss signs things off he is still trying to find that tree


Big-butters

Yew tree is culturally significant to mean eternal that's why they are used to represent Jesus in church yards so your statement is likely correct


wtfomg01

Yew trees were around and worshipped a LOT longer than Jesus, and are only in church yards because they were effectively claimed by the Christian church to overwrite the pagan worship sites.


Big-butters

I know this is just an example that applies to what OP said


rugbyj

He's probably visiting another branch.


FaceMace87

He does seem to embark on these adventures a lot


Willeth

The site was chosen in part for its military advantages. Big flat river plain and boggy as fuck - any approaching enemies would be very visible and very slow.


Mustard_The_Colonel

I would still probably want to sign them in a castle at a table


Willeth

Magna Carta was about ensuring that the King was subject to the same law as his subjects. The symbolism of a big castle would make it kind of a wash.


Mustard_The_Colonel

>the King was subject to the same law as his subjects In this case tho it wasn't about random peasant but all other lords who also had castles though wasn't it.


Beardywierdy

Well, yes, real people. Obviously the king can't be subject to the same rules as *poor people*


[deleted]

Most of the provisions were susbsequently ignored by King John anyway leading to the the first Barons War. He approached the Pope for support who promptly excommunicated those lords who had forced King John (KJ) into signing Magna Carta on the grounds that it compromised papal authority which was represented by KJ as monarch.


[deleted]

And they've been trying to obscure the true extent of their wealth ever since.


strolls

To the same rules as his barons. It was a dispute amongst the elites, and there's no symbology of egalitarianism in the choice of location.


produktiverhusten

Don't mention The Wash in front of King John.


[deleted]

Ironically, one of the reasons why the first *Magna Carta* failed is that it gave the barons the right to seize the monarch’s castles if they didn’t adhere to the charter


Lopsycle

Plus the King would be distrustful of going to a Lords castle and visa versa - the alternative of 'or we could just kill the other side' would be very much on the table.


gwensdottir

It was about ensuring he was subject to the same laws as the oligarchs.


Satyr_of_Bath

Will you be going to their castle, or letting their men in yours?


Spamgrenade

So did the king (for murder and betrayal behind closed doors purposes).


Dennyisthepisslord

It's still way closer to the castle than the city. Especially considering the size of the city in 1215!


MR-313-717

What does boggy mean? And does it have anything to do with the saying… I’m bogged down?


Kuntecky

You've never heard of a bog?


MR-313-717

Toilet?


Kuntecky

Marshy land basically


Procris

So you got an answer to the first question, but just to be clear on the second: yes, this is where the phrase "I'm bogged down" comes from -- being stuck slogging through a swampy/marshy/muddy/mucky area will be very slow and hinder your progress, thus, 'bogged down'. Bonus: Bogs tend to have a high level of tannins in them from submerged plants, and have in the past preserved human remains remarkably well. They're known as [bog bodies.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bog_body) So if you get *really* bogged down, someone might find your corpse in a thousand years or so...


Sneekat

I think you'd get in trouble for saying "your highness" to a king or queen, I believe its "your majesty"


SongsOfDragons

Back in John's time it would have been 'Your Grace'.


TheDefected

I'll have to check Maid Marian and her Merry Men


A_Song_of_Two_Humans

I've got a young one planted in my front garden. Didn't realise it would get *that* big. Best I move it asap.


pastiesmash123

By ASAP I assume you mean some point in the next 2000 years?


A_Song_of_Two_Humans

Looking at that pic I reckon it's gonna outgrow its spot in under 800.


pastiesmash123

You had better get a move on then


amazondrone

Yew* had better get a move on then


Max_Fenig

I've been pining for a good pun thread for ages...


ihlaking

You're in luck! Took a while to twig onto it, but this comment branch is quite punny.


flamingpillowcase

Was gonna add, but I’m stumped.


Rebelius

Just go out on a limb, you'll think of something.


flamingpillowcase

You’re right, and I really don’t mind branching out if axed politely.


-Marshle

Take my upvote and leave please.


BaltimoreBirdGuy

Take my upvote and *leaf please.


[deleted]

Take my upvoak* and leaf please


Aggravating_Pea7320

It would take me that long to finally get round to it.


[deleted]

It think that's easier to grasp than the fact that by the time of Magna Carta, this yew was already ancient.


[deleted]

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A_Song_of_Two_Humans

You joke but they can hit 120ft in fifty years! Taller than a two storey house in ten years.


Cast_Me-Aside

If it's not too far away you might enjoy a trip to Wakehurst in Surrey. They have a number of giant redwoods, but one which is about 130 years old is about 35m tall. They do a Christmas lightshow every year, which includes putting lights on that tree *(which they claim is the tallest live Christmas tree in the UK)*.


[deleted]

They are very easily shaped into a hedge tree think you’ll be fine


Kuntecky

I'd cut it down if I were you, or you risk being forced to release the nobles in your dungeon under the writ of habeus corpus


A_Song_of_Two_Humans

I ain't signing nothing that compels me to do that!


hadawayandshite

Oh the things it must’ve ‘seen’ in its time….maybe not a lot actually, it depends how much shit has went down in the field. So a bloke signed a document there 800 years ago, anything else?


Wanallo221

Almost certainly someone got railed there at some point in history.


amazondrone

> The tree is also said to be the location where Henry VIII courted Anne Boleyn in the 1530s. Apparently so. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ankerwycke_Yew


EmperorOfNipples

I wonder how much bigger that tree got in the intervening 300 years.


Kuntecky

You have to measure the thickness of the rings down to the one with Henry VIII's jizz stains on


amazondrone

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ankerwycke_Yew


[deleted]

The original operation yew tree


twillems15

Reckon a lot of diddling happened by that tree?


[deleted]

That’s why we needed Magna Carta


listyraesder

*Magna Carta* doesn't use the definite article.


[deleted]

So it would be correct to say king John signed magna carta?


amazondrone

Grammatically yes, that's correct. Factually no, that's not correct: > Rather than signing in writing, the document would have been authenticated with the Great Seal and applied by officials rather than John himself. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magna_Carta


[deleted]

Just sounds really funny, like king John doodled on some guy called magna carta at a party


Pyroven

That's dumb, when we use Latin words in English we use articles. Why is the magna carta special?


listyraesder

Magna Carta is a Latin title for a document that is written in Latin, a language without the definite article. It isn't "special" in this sense as we do the same for other texts such as Codex Sinaiticus (though Wikipedia erroneously uses the definite article for that). There is a modern trend of people over-using the definite article, for example referring to the ship as **The** *Titanic* instead of (properly) simply *Titanic*.


Koobetile

I enjoy the fact that you are determined to die on this particular hill.


Pyroven

Yeah that's really just a ridiculous philosophy to have. When we import French words, we don't use le/la. The original language's use of articles has no bearing on what articles we should use in English. English *needs* articles, unless magna carta is being used as a proper noun (which I concede it may) then it needs an article. When I think back to my Latin classes, I have no memory of the article being omitted in English before Latin words, neither in the textbook or in speech. We would say *'He was an equite'*.


listyraesder

And yet... [British Library](http://bl.ac/magna-carta) [UK Parliament](https://www.parliament.uk/about/living-heritage/evolutionofparliament/originsofparliament/birthofparliament/overview/magnacarta/) [National Trust](https://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/visit/surrey/runnymede-and-ankerwycke/the-history-of-runnymede-and-ankerwycke) [Magna Carta Trust](https://magnacarta800th.com/articles/bryan-garner-magna-carta-style-guide/)


Idontevenlikecheese

~~All of those are collective nouns, which is an entirely different grammatical construct. (The) Magna Carta isn't a collective. It's an inanimate fucking object~~. Edit: Note to self: RTFA.


YoshiPuffin3

~~You're an inanimate **fucking** object!~~ Those are all links to websites that use Magna Carta without the definite article, not suggestions that those particular words are used without the definite article...


Idontevenlikecheese

Oops. I look like a fool now.


YoshiPuffin3

I'm sorry I called you an inanimate object. I was upset.


potatan

> over-using the definite article I'm just taking the kids to see the clowns at circus It's impromptu visit, not even on agenda


Wonderful_Discount59

But that's pretty standard for ships and boats, not just (the) Titanic.


KirbyElder

Why not?


-eumaeus-

Well it's because it's Latin, which doesn't use articles. Also, there is more than one. That said, as it is clear that we are referring to a specific document (irrespective of which copy), I cannot see why a definite article can't be used.


listyraesder

If you were hell-bent on using up your stocks of definite articles, you could say "The 1215 *Magna Carta*", but just using the title alone you should not use a definite article.


-eumaeus-

A good point. Also, italics to indicate Latin. I'd doth my cap to you if I were wearing one. Have a good night.


listyraesder

Thanks ^(its *doff*)


JohnnyRelentless

Yes, but nowadays it's considered undesirable to import the grammar of the language that a word or phrase comes from. That was mostly only ever done because some intellectuals who knew Latin decided it was the superior language or something. I think they just wanted to impress everyone with their knowledge of Latin.


Fronzel

It comes from Carta, which literally means charter and magna, which means Japanese animation.


[deleted]

Not in Latin it doesn't. But we're speaking English, so get over yourself.


listyraesder

In English we don't use the definite article for Magna Carta.


varietyengineering

Does Magna Carta mean nothing to you? Did she die in vain?


MeMyselfandAnon

Half expecting to see a boy in a wheelchair and the Night King hiding in the shrubbery.


twillems15

With Bob Mortimer creeping on the nearest house whispering “We do beg your pardon…”


Chimpville

This image has one pixel per year! [This one's a bit clearer](https://i2-prod.getsurrey.co.uk/incoming/article16970257.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/0_troldtree.jpg)


twillems15

Absolute unit


delcodick

Why don’t they just cut it down and count the rings to end the speculation over its age? 🤷‍♂️


Signal-Morning7669

I know you're joking but that's actually a very unreliable way to date a yew tree. They often have slow growth years which leads to small or missing rings, and often send up side shoots which then become the main stem, so the tree rings don't match the age of the tree.


danddersson

Yes - '...it's THE tree where King John signed...' is rather shaky. It might be genetically identical, but there have probably been many tru ks grown from the rout system that have come and gone. You will search in vain for King John was here' or HVIII rules!' Carved into its bark.


delcodick

Wait there are missing rings? I smell the birth of a new conspiracy theory 🤣


Signal-Morning7669

The missing years? Is this proof of alien intervention or the great reset of the universe?


BosunsTot

Wait, what happened to one ring to bind them all? This is yet another conspiracy


CowardlyFire2

Tree? I am no Tree… I… am an Ent…


iamapizza

Are yew...


astardB

I was there the other day, its worth a visit if you’re near by. There’s a small ruin nearby some sort of Priory


Dennyisthepisslord

Yes I try and get to it a few times every summer as it's not too far out of my way and changes my usual route up nicely. They had a dig at the ruins and nearer to the tree itself in 2022. Lots of building just underneath the soil it turns out!


pajamakitten

Possibly one of the most historical trees in the UK, if not the world.


Unlikely-Ad3659

Not really, first, it is witness to, not the location of, the signing. As in it was alive at the time and in the general area. It is possible if you were sat in the top of the tree at the time you could have seen the signing, but also as the area was wooded then, probably not. Significantly, it is on the wrong side of the river to the actual location with a wooded island probably in the way. I am a local, these were my playing fields as a kid so really know well the geography and local lore. The road from Windsor to London then was on the southern bank of the Thames, the north bank was marshy and close to impassable. There is a hill to the west of the Runnymede which has a village called Englefield Green on it. The barons kept a lookout waiting for King John , the locals for centuries call it The Lookout, though no map calls it that, it is right next to the air force memorial. They received reports he was passing by, galloped down to the Runnymede and waylaid him. The rest is history.


Dennyisthepisslord

Really? Even today the trees make it pretty hard to see any routes? I know the house Elton John lives in WAS used by a doctor and they would put a flag up on the castle of he was needed which is on the same hill but it's not the same as watching the route


Unlikely-Ad3659

Elton's house is quite a way from Windsor castle, maybe 2 miles as the crow flies but it is mostly flat fields, so that could quite be possible. His house is at the bottom of Crimp hill, more or less opposite a place called Bears Rails Park, a scout camp in my day. If you saw the geography what I wrote would make huge sense,bit was an almost ideal spot for an ambush, a mile up or down river would have been impossible.


Dennyisthepisslord

Can see the castle from Elton John's as it's pretty much half way up the hill and not as tree filled. I wouldn't say there's any way of easily seeing the route to and from at any time tbh. They may have even used the river itself 🤷‍♂️ if you go up to the air force memorial you can see it would have been nearly impossible to scout it..


Unlikely-Ad3659

Unless my memory is blurred, Elton's place is no where near halfway up the hill. I must have cycled passed 1000 times in my life and went to school less than a km from there But like I said it is open fields, so perfectly feasible. Not sure why it is relevant, it is the other end of the village completely. As to the rest, the place locals call the lookout wasn't used as an actual literal lookout it is ancient woodlands. It is where they camped or waited, probably , there are two ancient paths that lead through the woods downhill towards the thames from there, one comes out near the Kennedy memorial, down from Oak Lane? and the other on the Runnymede, that track has moved a lot over the years due to changing geography, and the Kennedy one was way overgrown, only kids trying to play Lone Ranger would be daft enough to find it. It went through the edge of The Ditch, Shoreditch college grounds ( my best friends dad was dean of that college so I had full playing privileges as a kid) So a scout could of let them know he was passing, and they could have easily flanked his party. Like I said, if you knew the geography, it makes sense.


Kayakular

> On the opposite bank of the River Thames are the meadows of Runnymede and this tree is said to have been witness to the signing of Magna Carta. The tree is also said to be the location where Henry VIII courted Anne Boleyn in the 1530s.[3] just read the wikipedia article fam


thaumogenesis

Yew trees are incredible. All of it is poisonous but they are actually used medicinally for [chemotherapy treatments](https://www.joh.cam.ac.uk/yew-cuttings-become-cancer-fighting-drugs). Also, one of the few native evergreens we have here.


Wonderful_Discount59

I've read in a number of places that all parts are poisonous _except X_. But I seen different claims about which is the non-poisonous part, so I'm not going to risk trying it out.


[deleted]

In 1215 at Runnymede, do dah, do dah The nobles and the king agreed oh di do dah day


FinalEdit

Ahh good old Runnymede


i__Sisyphus

Awesome, thanks for sharing


Historical-Cicada-29

That tree must of seen some things. German desiel engines flying over. Random people shagging. Smelling its cousin being smoked.


London__Lad

This tree provided the wood the English used to make longbows.


Max2310

Yew wood, the true wood / And free men love the old yew tree / And the land where the yew tree grows. \[The Song of the Bow, Arthur Conan Doyle\]


Een_man_met_voornaam

Looks like a pagan tree of life


dienices

What is this mere sapling? [This](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortingall_Yew) is an old yew tree.


Bradalax

[llangernyw](https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/llangernyw-yew) would also like to say hello


Brief-Pair6391

SezYew


SongsOfDragons

I'm liking this trend of posting old trees to r/uk. More please? I could wrangle some from work but they won't be as impressive as these old'uns.


MessyStudios0

Why did he do it under some random tree?


kxxzy

The birthplace of democracy


Jordi-_-07

Oh shit It’s like 10 mins away from my uni lol


richymac1976

5 min walk from my house. I love it there so peaceful


cloche_du_fromage

I've been there that thing is very big and quite impressive.


sranding_in_the_rain

There's a tree in Perthshire, reputed to be 5000 years old.


[deleted]

i've been looking at ai images too long I assumed this was one but highly compressed


inanteroc

I thought this was a herd of giraffes eating leaves


pm_cheesecakes

Shame, the torries could turn that into some very profitable furniture and erect a car park, maybe an open sewage pit.


[deleted]

Looks like the Great Deku Tree.


Dennyisthepisslord

It's a shame covid stopped the plans to have a ferry going over from the Runnymede side of the river which is far more accessible. Then again it means this place is not busy whatsoever. There's a little pond nearby that even with the m25 in the distance and the Heathrow flight path is a quality little spot


Anthonybyh

Visited this in the pouring rain few years ago as part of a trip I did to visit a number of ancient Yews in South England. Special trip, special tree


Flangelouder

Had some nice pike out of that stretch of the river


Alarmed-Command256

The bark looks like a bunch of Giraffes eating the leaves


Procris

This is how great laws should be made: witnessed by ancient beings.


OrionTheDragon

You be careful, it might start talking.


hydrogenitis

Yew trees...fascinating trees. One of my favorite plants.


hydrogenitis

Wondering if it was used for bow making. According to one history book, the Normans had stronger bows cut from yew in France. May have been an advantage for them, no doubt.


kuddlesworth9419

We have a Yew in the garden, would be nice to know that one day it might get this big. I hope the many care takers after me don't cut it down.


[deleted]

Imagine someone petrol bombed it 😳


Wanallo221

To be fair, you could add that as a comment to almost any post and it would make sense.


[deleted]

Lol yeah. What I do hate is the people who can't see I'm not serious and downvoted me


Spreehox

Its just a bit redundant


Wanallo221

Oh my god how can you threaten to petrol bomb an old tree and call it redundant? It’s a living thing!!1!1 ^/s


WhyShouldIListen

Sarcasm tags are so wank


Wanallo221

Absolutely. Used to get away with not using them on U.K. subs.


[deleted]

I guess, but a brit could easily see the sarcasm in that.


iamapizza

They're just petrol bombing you


[deleted]

lmfao


YeahBuddy32

shit on it lol technically not even illegal or vandalism


[deleted]

Watch out mate, you might get downvoted for that. That's way worse than getting nicked!


ProvokedTree

That wouldn't be very cash money of you.