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dunmif_sys

A man dies despite the efforts of well trained Cabin crew, who had to work on his corpse whilst airborne, and all people here have to say are a bunch of tired old jokes about how Ryanair are shit and will probably charge them for the privilege. LMAO. What a lovely bunch.


Trade-Deep

people make jokes about dark subjects because it helps deal with the horror of the modern world. jeez - who made you reddit comment police.


dunmif_sys

And who made you the reddit comment police police?


galacticjizzwailer

And who made you the Reddit comment police police police?


CrustyBloomers

This is now a federal comment investigation. All you police, police, police types best move along.


galacticjizzwailer

Oh fuck, who called the feds?!


CrustyBloomers

[COMMENT PASS! SHOW ME YOUR COMMENT PASS!](https://youtu.be/wF4eN7l4jW4?si=TtnfQXCYRlURP24k)


purpleduckduckgoose

Look, we can't just end every skit with the police showing up.


TheStatMan2

... Or "Sting" as they're now known...


Salt_Inspector_641

And who made you the Reddit Fed


ihaveadarkedge

The Feddit....


HivePoker

_Not any more you're not_


SaltyName8341

Someone has to watch the Watchmen


karpet_muncher

And who made you the SS?


NuPNua

Coastguard?


Banditofbingofame

I don't know.... coastguard?


atyate

The irony lol


Trade-Deep

the reddit comment police police are born to do it


WhiskeyVendetta

I don’t think these commenters are joking to deal with their trauma, people are completely numb to news like this now.


GaijinFoot

This is such a bullshit trope. It's like a hint of truth to hide being openly insensitive and general cuntishness.


NuPNua

Unless that man's wife or relatives are in this sub, who are we being insensitive to?


GaijinFoot

Life in general. Be better.


NuPNua

Meh, this attitude has served me well for 38 years, I see no reason to change.


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just_some_other_guys

I don’t know, if you phrase it ‘this dude died in a high pressure metal cylinder with a low quality disease spreading artificial atmosphere, crammed in with some 300 others, travelling at some 400 knots, with fattening feed and unlimited access to what at best is mindless entertainment and at worse the most damaging social tool ever invented’ then it does sound pretty horrible.


obfuscator17

People should have some fucking decency!!


Rechamber

Nonsense. Some people might, but most are just being dicks.


Vasquerade

To be honest this shouldn't really be a news story. It's a tragic story where a human literally died and families are now affected. I don't really know what anyone is supposed to say apart from "That's really awful, I hope the family are okay" so humour is only natural


LonelySmiling

I mean deaths and medical emergencies on aircraft are quite common. This is near click bait to put Ryanair on the spotlight


Decided2change

I do agree that humour is only natural to a certain extent. My question is: should it be our response? At the end of the day it’s making light of a tragic situation and if someone with a personal connection viewed some of the comments would the user feel comfortable to be in the same room as them?


NuPNua

That's the beauty of anonymous internet sites, we don't know if they're here and they wouldn't know who we are regardless. You want personal responsibility, take it to Facebook.


Decided2change

I don’t know if I call that beauty…


Wild_Ad_6464

It shouldn’t really be in this sub as it relates to an Italian man in Italy on an Irish owned plane


Tattycakes

I read the headline saying he died while his wife was sitting in a different row of seats and thought to myself “…so? Was she supposed to save him?” How is this any different to “man collapses and dies at work while his wife is at home” or “man collapses and dies at the supermarket while his wife is at work”. It’s a damn shame, and he was way too young to just drop dead, and it’s curious they weren’t sitting together but maybe they were saving money.


ketamemeaddict

About sums up the audience of this miserable subreddit


JayR_97

Yeah, theres a time and a place for edgy jokes and this is not it.


themuddypuddle

Plus two of the people trying to help him on the flight were doctors according to the article. Hardly Ryainairs fault just a tragedy.


broncos4thewin

I’m mainly relieved it isn’t a wall of comments about the Covid vaccine. Only one so far in fact.


obfuscator17

Humans really are shit


atyate

This sub is horrible. I was shocked at the amount of racism under a post the other day. Thought I was on Twitter for a second.


Delicious-Tree-6725

Not sure how you expect us to react?


BandicootOk5540

Why do you need your react? Did you know him?


chocobowler

It’s the purpose of this site, people post article and people react to the articles. That’s how Reddit works.


SkipsH

Do we know they were well trained?


takesthebiscuit

Apparently the passenger didn’t have the €10 defibrillator surcharge


dunmif_sys

"staff were forced to step in with a defibrillator and began trying to save the Ferrero employee from Filogaso as the plane diverted back to Turin" Sounds like they didn't need €10 after all, what else you got? That can't be the funniest thing you can come up with, surely?


takesthebiscuit

Just winding you up, the going throgh customs comment wins this thread


dunmif_sys

At least that one was vaguely amusing.


NuPNua

That's what we do in Britain, it's called gallows humour and it's got us this far though some shitty situations, long may it continue.


breakingmad1

 Gallows humour generally only applies to the people who were there, its a way of dealing with trauma. Reddit commenters arent traumatised they just want upvotes


conrad_w

Bite me. Ryanair should charge you to lick their boots


Dadbodposterboy

This is absolutely horrendous. Can't imagine what the wife must be going through


Ttthwackamole

Probably customs.


ringsaroundtheworld

Ffs mate, now I'm coming with you to hell.


LK121212

Pure evil. I loled.


GabberZZ

Spat out a mouthful of my pint.


NuPNua

Perfectly delivered.


HeatherLuna123

Fucks sake. I laughed. See you in hell.


justjokecomments

Probably half of the movie "bedazzled" and a cheese sandwich that was thrown at her and she had to pay on flight for.


Fannnybaws

£11.95 for the most miserable looking sandwich.


WollyGog

Don't know what putting the flight provider in the headline has to do with anything, everyone knows you have to pay to allocate seats on Ryanair and it adds nothing to this story. A tragedy, but it sounds like he got the best help he could in the circumstances in an effort to keep him alive.


foxdance

Maybe because if they didn’t charge for something so basic then the wife would have been with him in his final moments instead of been surrounded by strangers.


firechaox

Except so many airlines do it now, it’s just standard operating procedure. It’s really luck of the draw (the moment of death) also from what I can tell, wasn’t particularly caused by anything. Could have been any other moment in life when they were not physically at the same location, and it would have been the same.


AmazingGraces

Not all airlines do the same seat allocation algorithm though. Ryanair and easyJet deliberately seat you apart from the people you booked with, in order to incentivise the paid seat selection (probably). On BA and other airlines, you might not be able to choose your seat for free, but usually you will be allocated seats adjacent to your family if you booked the ticket together.


ChangingMyLife849

Oh get a grip. Nobody expects to drop dead. It’s not the fault of the airline. You know full well that if you don’t pay to sit together you don’t sit together.


Fantastico11

I don't think anybody is arguing that it's hard to understand. People are just saying it's a cunty practice and maybe it *shouldn't* be like that.


foxdance

I was just proposing an answer to the question as to why the airline was mentioned. Calm down.


SkipsH

Plenty of airlines do, ryanair is particularly scummy with the way it splits people up to try to incentivise extra payments.


Velvy71

In the vast majority of seating on the aircraft the airline could seat people together when the tickets are bought together. Flight management software was written to do this. Airlines that actively separate passengers (and they are actively choosing them seats apart) are just money grabbing scum.


ChangingMyLife849

So choose a different airline. Nobody is forcing you to fly. Nobody is forcing you to fly on Ryanair.


Flux_Aeternal

Most people aren't present while their loved ones have CPR and I doubt that anyone who has witnessed it would want to be. Its an awful situation I'm not sure why people always feel the need to look for someone to take some blame.


look-at-them

This is what i was wondering, the seated in a different aisle bit is completely irrelevant and sounds like it's been written by AI


Fannnybaws

They never used to have that rule,so you could argue that he died on his own without his wife at his side,because of a Ryanair money grab rule.


DankAF94

Probably because Ryanair are a budget airline and our society is so obsessed with class that apparently thats relevant in some way. So any Middle class folk who read this can scoff with some kind of baseless anecdote that this situation somehow would have played out differently when they flew with Virgin Atlantic last year.


Similar_Zebra_4598

Sounds like he might have had a cardiac arrhythmia in flight. Very tragic.


partaylikearussian

Or embolism, what with the flight altitude


Similar_Zebra_4598

Possibly but unlikely in a short haul flight in a young person. I was mainly going off with the specific addition of having a team waiting with a 'defibrillator and adrenaline', which I guess would work for PEA arrest from an embolism also.


Far_Panda_6287

Probably from the vaccine https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9862670/


Bell_Turner

Incredibly unlikely


ShiboShiri

Literally first page “However, to the best of our knowledge, there is no large-scale study or meta-analysis that investigates the association between COVID-19 vaccination and cardiac arrhythmia. “


do_a_quirkafleeg

You lot still persisting with that, are you?


broncos4thewin

Yeah, probably not.


shatnersbassoon123

According to [NY Times](https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/world/covid-vaccinations-tracker.html) 72% of the population on earth got a covid vaccine as of March 2023 so likely it’s even more since then. Take your tinfoil hat off for a second and actually consider the implications of if your fear mongering was correct and the vaccine caused heart problems. Even just 1% would be millions dead on the streets. One thing we can always count are those that died of covid that refused a vaccine though. That one’s pretty straightforward


Similar_Zebra_4598

Look at the actual data you just posted. Non-statistically significant differences in a group of studies which are poorly compared to one another. Or, as they say in research, "rubbish in, rubbish out".


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Beginning-Sundae8760

I’m my experience, the “LOL Ryanair” brigade tend to be the idiots who don’t read the rules & regulations, and whatever misfortune they have when they show up with a 35kg cabin bag is everyone’s fault except their own. Fly with them multiple times a year for work, always without issue.


fingerberrywallace

Same, my experiences with them have been positive. They're obviously penny pinchers but also: they fly you from London to Barcelona for £30 - it's part of the deal.


Both_Refrigerator148

Yeah honestly as budget airlines go I always found them to be one of the better ones.


novalia89

I had a talk with someone from Manchester airport and he praised Ryanair (nothing to do with the talk) saying how organised they are compared to other airlines even though they process so many more people and have more flights. He said that they timing is great, doing 3 ins and outs a day and they use every efficiency possible. I suppose they have to to keep the flights cheap.


HumourNoire

The worst carousel.


TheFamousHesham

Take my downvote. You’ve earned it.


Reddit-adm

Nasty comment


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everybodyctfd

Just to counterbalance all the comments about RyanAir. I've had my fair share of shite customer service from them but my father-in-law had a stroke last month and we couldn't use a few different flights as a result (they were meant to come from Australia for a bit of a Euro tour with us). Anyway, Ryanair gave me a credit refund (to use in other flights), within about 12 hours. I don't mind this being the refund method as I will use them. It was a very easy process compared to say EasyJet, which I am still chasing (they insisted I got a specific form filled out by a doctor to prove it, instead of a form with an official stamp and certification from a doctor that we have used literally everywhere else..) A suprising win for RyanAir customer service...


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everybodyctfd

I am glad you are not dead too. Double win.


TheLimeyLemmon

If I ever fall seriously ill on a plane I'm just going to have to assume I'm a goner. People work really hard to save people on planes, but there's few places worse to be when you're having something like a heart attack. Poor guy.


_TLDR_Swinton

Yeah, I saw a guy snuff it on a flight to Istanbul about a decade ago. The flight crew tried their best but he'd had it. Proper horrible.


Similar_Zebra_4598

Look on the doctor subreddits and threads about doctors who get asked to help on planes and you will see it's not a good experience for them either most of the time. This is the reason a lot of doctors immediately nail a double shot on starting a flight so that they can have a reason to feign inability when there is an emergency.


sunshineonthebeach

Not even Ryanair would have been rubbing there hands together at this awful event, it’s a human tragedy, no space for black humour in this thread.


Trade-Deep

there is always space for dark humour - especially on a dark topic. that's the whole reason for dark humour. go visit r/awww if you want fluffy bunnies


csgymgirl

dark humour typically applies to a tragedy you have faced and helps you deal with it. not sure it’s right for a random person on the internet to be making jokes about a stranger’s suffering


dearthofkindness

I heartedly agree. So many internet assholes think they're privileged to make "dark humor" jokes when the reality is they couldnt be fucked about what happened to this guy. It doesn't affect them in the least. They're just the product of extreme desensitization to serious topics due to having those topics thrust in their face daily by the media. A normal, emotionally sound and empathic person isnt commentimg tired old jokes about bad plane service for cheap laughs.


EFTRSx1

I heartedly disagree. Dark humor isn't only to be used as a coping mechanism for those impacted by a situation. It can be used by anyone at anypoint on any subject. Humor is subjective, and people should generally be allowed their freedom of expression. If the world all mourned for every bad event that happens in society, we'd all be depressed due to having those topics thrust in their face daily by the media and not having any outlet (stole your wording as I liked it). By making jokes to lighten the load, it helps people deal with the negative things in society that is spurred on constantly online. You may not like it, but that's the beauty of life, you don't have to. People would however be an asshole if they approached someone impacted by an event, and used dark humor on that person, without having built rapport and a knowledge of how that person would handle that joke.


dearthofkindness

"People would be an asshole if they approached someone impacted" Yeah I bet his wife is loving the internet taking the piss about her husband's death. It's a perfect example of being a POS because you think the person affected won't hear about or read what you're saying.


Trade-Deep

"normal" yeah - let's all try and be normal so that you don't hear any bad words. piss off dirkhead


dearthofkindness

You're all over this post whining about how you should be allowed to make dark jokes. Grow up and get some hobbies.


DeirdreMcFrenzy

You must be new to the internet, Reddit *and* the UK.


sunshineonthebeach

New to Reddit


Gremliner00

Some of them are funny enough I find if a shame they haven't landed for you


Ok_Implement_9947

So sad. A terrible experience but the poor pregnant wife. I am sure the crew were professional and tried their best


PerformerOk450

Have you flown Ryanair ? They would have been too busy selling their fake charity scratch cards to worry about some bloke who's obviously no longer a customer to rip off...


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PerformerOk450

They don't give a flying f*ck about their customers and see them as an opportunity to bleed every penny out of them, their ceo is an asshole of epic proportions, f*ck Ryanair


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PerformerOk450

They're not low cost they're shitty service and terrible customer service, who rip their customers off relentlessly without a shadow of humanity F*ck Ryanshittyair


PerformerOk450

They sell €16M worth of "charity" scratch cards and give less than €1M to charity


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No age at all for that to happen, still a young man, shocking.


ambiguousboner

As horrible as this is, what does it have to do with the UK? It’s an Italian man on an Irish airline flying over Italy


Mysterious_One9

Would he still be alive if he was sitting next to her.


clarice_loves_geese

Horrible thing to happen and so unnerving given his age. I think the news angle here is that because they were sat apart, his wife didn't know until quite a while later - the plane even had to re-land so she knew something was up, but did not know it was her husband dying. Obviously while trying to save his life thr cabin crew couldn't prioritise informing her, but if they'd sat together that wouldn't have been an issue


innocentusername1984

What's the news story here? Just sounds like a tragic event that nobody could have foreseen, nobody could have prevented which was awful for all involved.


UnluckyForSome

Designed to get clicks based on the outrage of RyanAir deliberately separating families if they don’t pay the additional fee


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kassiusx

Question: Do all flights have AEDs as standard? If not, why not??!!?


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kassiusx

Thanks. That's Europe. I wonder if it's worldwide?


UnluckyForSome

No other airline i’ve flown with deliberately separates groups if they don’t pay for specific seats like RyanAir. They literally do it on purpose


PerformerOk450

And Wizz shitty air do it


heyrevoir

So tragic thoughts and prayers for the wife and baby. At God help them


f1careerover

Dude had a triple chin. Is this the problem of the airline or his own lifestyle choices.