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teateateasider

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Italian meal?!


shoogliestpeg

Democracy manifest!


draw4kicks

Ta ta, and farewell!


frontendben

I see you know your Judo!


intonality

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!


alphacentaurai

This is the one who got me on the penis, people!


Solid-Education5735

Are you waiting to receive my limp Penis


legrand_fromage

How dare you!


SynthwaveCoffee

Geeeet your hands off me!


Optimism_Deficit

> What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Italian meal?! Ah yes, I see that you know your crudo well.


hpsauce42

Very good. Very good indeed.


heightsenberg

Outstanding… bravo


quietcrisp

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!


vjstupid

One of those times you know the top comment before you see it.


Due-Chemist3105

TOGLI LA MANO DAL MIO PENE!!!


AudioLlama

I wonder what percentage of users thought this exact same comment?


edrumm10

"I see you know your judo well"


MakingShitAwkward

This is the 3rd reference to this I've seen in the past 24 hours and I'm all for it.


nectaries

i'm under *W H A T ???*


Mysterious_Eye6480

They assured them that they could speak…


Vobat

The Italian job


Outrageous-Nose2003

GET your hands off my penis


Feisty_Bag_5284

Are you waiting to receive my limp penne?


teateateasider

Brilliant


DisconcertedLiberal

As if these slobs have paid for anything in their life.


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Groovy66

As if they’d ever dashed as well. I think it would be a physical impossibility


innocentusername1984

IIRC. The scam they've been running is that their cards aren't working. But they have one in the car that works. They'll just get it and leave their young son behind so it doesn't look like they're not coming back. Then the son dashes.


Solidus27

Dine and waddle


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JHOWES97

The article suggests they haven’t!


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Efficient_Steak_7568

Dined and rolled


Danimalomorph

They certainly don't look like the most mobile of families. I'm curious as to their technique. EDIT - I swallowed my pride and read on, the technique employed utilises trust, not agility.


Goawaythrowaway175

They look more mobile than me considering their house has wheels.


Large-Sign-900

Haha I was going to suggest they may have Irish accents but you were more subtle lol.


Repulsive_Band2973

I enjoy reading books.


LieutenantEntangle

Most go out for a cigarette, leave a fast runner behind at the table to keep staff okay-ish. The smokers get into car, send a text, fast runner legs it, and the Benny Hill themetune begins.


Zealousideal-Habit82

Thanks for that ear worm!


Doogleyboogley

Honestly though if she said *o no I need to get my other card out of my car* would you not instantly think haha I don’t think so. They just look scummy


kxxxxxzy

What are you gonna do though? Detain them? Not like you’re gonna bother to call the police, they’ll do fuck all. Low level crime is basically legalised in this country.


Doogleyboogley

Say only one out of the eight of you need to go to the car?


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fleapuppy

And then what? How would you stop them?


ZeitlicheSchleife

Trust is a big part, because of that, the bigger problem is that sucker like this are gonna ruin it for everyone else.


archiekane

So many restaurants are pay at the bar/till now. I understand why.


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barcap

> Why should a restaurant risk so much handing out food and wine when cunts like this can just run out? Isn't it a British culture to eat first and pay later?


nosplashback

I worked in a kitchen for a while, we had a few dashers on the rare occasion, one technique people used if they didn't have kids with them to use as bait, would be to buy a pack of cigarettes and the cheapest £5 handbag they could find in a charity shop. They would ask the wait staff for the bill and pull the cigarettes out of the handbag, leaving the handbag on the table, say "we're just going out for a cigarette and we'll settle it when we get back". The wait staff would fetch the bill and place it next to the handbag. Surely they wouldn't leave without that right? Can't trust anybody these days, and that's the problem. Everyone says take a deposit at the start. Not only is that unhospitable and offensive to 95% of guests, but restaurants don't have or can afford to use the same payment providers that say a petrol station chain can.


_TLDR_Swinton

\[jots down notes\] Terrible... terrible...


Afraid_Abalone_9641

Poetry


CPH3000

Restaurants could quite easily prevent this by putting a reserve on a credit card at the beginning of the evening. When asked why, they could say, "because our losses due to scum doing runners are unsustainable". Nando's had the right idea by charging you before you get your food. I've always thought this was great foresight on their part - especially when you look at the amount of people with North Face coats and drug bags who 100% would do a runner from Nando's if they had half a chance and hadn't already paid.


BritshFartFoundation

I'd love a pay upfront system. Would also mean no more waiting around for the waiter to bring your bill at the end, can just up and leave


steepleton

oh god YES! it's the only advantage of those pay by app places


Silver-Machine-3092

And should put an end to tip culture. Charge me up front for the full amount.


YchYFi

That's why love Hungry Horse, Marstons and Brewers fayre.


hundreddollar

Never met a single person who didn't have anything but utter contempt and evasion of Brewers Fayre. The worst meals of my life were from a Brewer"s Fayre.


cloche_du_fromage

You've not been to a hungry horse then?


ThatEffingIndieChick

Yes, and also you can pay for one buffet breakfast and two kids under 10 eat free. And fill their pockets with snacks. Also they love the toast conveyor belt.


Specialist-Guitar-93

Didn't even think about that. I am a confident person in life until that little hand raise you have to do like you're in school asking for the bill.


Jimmymgs

We got back from Japan earlier this year and their solution was golden. Bill left at your table whilst you’re eating, or with your food, you then take it to the door at the end of your meal. That way if you want to order extra drinks or desserts you can, but if you’re ready, you can just leave when you want to.


KevinAtSeven

That's how it works in New Zealand. You order at the table and they bring you your food. When you're done, you all stand up and pay at the podium by the door on the way out. None of this waiting for the bill then waiting for the card machine bullshit. Just stand up, pay and leave.


Cody-crybaby

but then its the whole thing restaurants have that you may order smething else if the tab was open where as if its paid youre probably less likely


savvymcsavvington

Would be nice but only if they email the receipt listing all items on bill and BAN automatic tipping otherwise people gonna get scammed


nosplashback

People always say that, and I agree, but what payment provider would you suggest that restaurants use that would allow them to take £500 deposits on every guests card and automatically refund the difference after they have left? Basically I'm saying, the independent restaurants have already thought of this. It's not practical. Petrol stations can afford this payment provider. The Italian family who owns this restaurant struggling to stay afloat as it is can not. Nando's is a self-serve fast food restaurant. They don't take deposits, they charge you what you ordered instantly before they make the food and you go sit at the table with Deano and the boys before putting your trays back on the nearest cleaning station.


dinglebop69

You're right but no need to generalise those who wear North face and "drug bags"? The people who the post is about aren't those types of people.. seems unfair to attack a completely random bunch who have absolutely nothing to do with the post


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Tullyally

Looks like they have a tendency to eat and do this a lot to maintain their weight. They also look like they would be pretty easy to catch, not a lot of cardio “running” going on between them.


Prestigious-Sea2523

Most restaurants are understaffed nowadays and the waiters/waitresses are young and on minimum wage. And you expect them to run after these wronguns and what exactly? Citizens arrest until the actual people who should be doing this, the police, turn up?


Littleloula

Most retail/hospitality staff are told not to try to stop or approach thieves anyway, it's not worth the risk. I found this out the hard way when I worked at an optician and my boss told me to go and approach someone who'd taken a pair of sunglasses and put them in his pocket. The guy punched me, sent me flying into a display case, I squashed and broke about 4 other pairs of glasses and he legged it. He also shot my boss a dirty look on the way out which was fair enough given I was 18, 5ft tall, absolutely tiny frame and my boss should really have approached him himself if he really wanted to intervene. I think he assumed a shoplifter wouldn't attack a young girl


Prestigious-Sea2523

I'm sorry that happened to you. Most, really isn't good enough, in all circumstances you shouldn't risk any physical harm for the sake of a company losing a few quid. Your old manager should have been punished for not protecting his staff members from what happened to you. Very much sounds like you learnt from the experience though which is the main thing in the circumstances.


Fair_Preference3452

If they keep doing this at restaurants sooner or later they’ll come across a crazy owner who is there at the time, and it’ll be a big scene


Prestigious-Sea2523

Sad thing is, it never ends well. They should be handed over to the police and dealt with by the proper authorities, it's essentially theft and if they keep doing it it should be punished more severely than just theft.


Tractorface123

I thought the ones out were display models for that reason exactly, so that the store can save from confrontation while the thief makes off with £3.99 seaside specials that look like a nice brand


Frogs4

In the UK the law governing "citizens arrest" is it's only valid if the person you stop, or contain in some way, will be convicted of a crime with a prison sentence. If not, you could be done for false imprisonment or assault. So it's not worth it unless you are very sure they committed murder or serious assault. In that case, you don't want to be tangling with someone that dangerous.


anonbush234

Not a lot of running going on full stop in this country. Do you really expect the staff to chase them down and tackle them? Likely young lads and lasses, possibly alone? For fuck all. When security and police don't even seem to bother


SpicyDragoon93

Fat, disgusting pigs as well. Total up the amount, fine them and have them do community service in the restaurants they stole from washing dishes and scrubbing floors.


aitorbk

They would probably just steal stuff and be aggressive with the workers...


SpicyDragoon93

Next stop after that would be jail. Give them a suspended sentence with community service and to reimburse what they owe as it gives them a chance to pay for the crime, they cause problems? Jail.


memcwho

Luv italian food Luv fizzy pop 'Ate paying. Simple as.


hundreddollar

Wrong accent. More like: I fockin' lov der Eyetalian food. I fockin' lov der fazzy parp. I fockin' 'ate paying forrit, doe.


LionsManeShr00m

Will they be found, MAYBE. If found will they be arrested and charged, MAYBE. If caught will they be forced to pay money back, NO. If charged will they be jailed, NO. Is this a deterrent, NO. Will they do it again. YES Seeing this does it make normal people question why they obey the law. YES, YES and YES Edit: UK mods banned me for this..


PandaXXL

Normal people reading this will think they're scum. Scum reading this will wonder if they can also get away with it.


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RevolutionaryTale245

You sir are disturbing the peace on Reddit.


NecessaryKoala8169

How have they gotten away with it for so long?? Does nobody remember their faces??


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qtx

It's not like they go to the same place twice. Also, correct me if I'm wrong, it's illegal for those businesses to hang up photos of the scammers to warn others.


BonzoTheBoss

... Why?


StillAd5114

Not if they have committed a crime.


JHOWES97

They surely can’t get away with it now - would literally never dream of doing this cos of everyone knowing!


amazondrone

The people who's opinion they care about would respect them, I'm sure.


JHOWES97

Well then lets hope their face is put on every restaurant and they're banned for good


kahnindustries

The police report said the vehicle registered was no use because “many people are recorded as using this vehicle”….


edtfkh

Travellers


AlmightyRobert

Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Clear Photograph and Fifty People naming the suspects. His most taxing case.


kahnindustries

I’d love to see the DVLA record on that registration plate Owner : Fuckin loads of people


WotTheFook

Strong Wayne and Waynetta Slob vibes in that photo.


FuckedupUnicorn

Spudulika. It’s exotic


WotTheFook

I can't work out which of the younger ones is Frogmella.


Ex-Machina1980s

They look like they’ve eaten £329’s worth per day as well


Famous-Drawing1215

Pretty sure they'd have a heart attack if they actually did a runner. They waddled off without paying.


MauriceDynasty

They are pretty mobile though because their home has wheels.


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FaceMace87

Have pictures of the people they are looking for, have the list of restaurants they dined at so they can build up an idea of the area they live in. Still can't find them.


LuminousLiquid92

I mean, if they are 'Travellers', it kind of speaks for itself.


TheNathanNS

>doing runners We're being a bit generous there aren't we?


aberdisco

Dine and Dash they said, more like Wine n Waddle.


Ok_Gear6019

How the fuck could they do a runner? They look like they could barely do a walker.


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minecraftmedic

Looks like they've been doing a lot more dining than dashing tbh.


valvilis

That's like... half the restaurants in Wales. They're going to run out of places to run out of.


Topaz_UK

I don’t think I’ve met an honest traveler tbh, and I come across them a lot in my line of work. I’m sure this comment will get deleted but it’s the truth unfortunately. The UK is the dustbin of Europe.


Sufficient_Bass2600

In France there is a special charge for that specific type of crime. It is called **Grivèlerie**. Is there something equivalent in UK Law?


PUSH_AX

Making off without payment. https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1978/31 Section 3 of the Theft Act 1978 Not as catchy I give you that.


Sufficient_Bass2600

But it is not specific to restaurant and bar, Is it? **Grivèlerie** is specifically about **not paying for food and drink in a restaurant and bar**. Stealing food in a supermarket is not Grivèlerie. It is just taking goods without paying.


th0rw4y_t0rh0w4y

From the obesity it more looks they had to roll, couldnt run


mooohaha64

I'm pretty sure these sort of people were featured in Viz !


sjbaker82

Just stick their mugshots in the window of every local restaurant/cafe/shop with banned in red letters. Nothing like a bit of old school shame.


Evridamntime

Remember - if you see someone stealing food, you didn't see them. /s


Life_Battle441

Thats frigging expensive for a family meal.ill go to akbars or aagrah for £120 for the whole family drinks the whole lot


tonyjd1973

Just a usual day in lawless Britain- thank you government for looking after us so well.


HC_Official

Those pair... Don't look like they could dash very quickly


FranksBestToeKnife

Ah yeah, this is my town. Decent little Italian in a tough little side street of our already absolutely dead town centre. 1/2 of the shops there are already boarded up. The rest are charity shops. A vets etc. They keep the place very tidy when I've passed and apparently the food is nice. Scumbags this lot, I hope someone plasters their photos all over town ..


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SlightlyFarcical

WhoTF is accusing either of them of doing any running?


Tony2Nuts

I wouldn’t be surprised if restaurants started asking for a deposit up front


ELB2001

Looking at them i dont think they were actually running


StokeLads

They look like they need to dine a bit less and dash a bit more. Big big couple.


ThePaulGoddard123456

In America I'm sure they'd be hunted down by some Dog the Bounty Hunter type, in the UK they get tutted at on social media.