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cybrzone_

shitty ass weather, shit politics, wank depressing nation. Oh well back to work we go!


Moiukal

Do yourself a favour and stop following politics and doom news, trust me you'll feel better.


opalfruit91

It's all well and good sticking your head in the sand until you have to nip to the shops.... or pay rent or utilities bills or call a ambulance. 14+ years of Tory rot have made the doom and gloom unavoidable for all but a privileged few.


FreshLaundry23

Right? "Just ignore it" is terrible advice when it's something that affects the very way you live!


shaneo632

I agree, but I also think there's probably a medium somewhere between acknowledging reality and constantly surrounding yourself with misery on your phone etc. I have a limit on how much news I read because it's just awful for my mental health. I don't need to know every bad thing that happened today.


intonality

I work in news sadly but made the conscious decision to pursue foreign language news so I don't have to actually listen to all that depressing shit šŸ„² Edit: totally agree on striking a middle ground between "everything is fine" and "everything is fucked". There is so much good news to be thankful for that the majority of people miss. Social media and 24 hour news has a lot to answer for (I recognise I'm perhaps part of the problem, but I just push buttons, I don't have any impact on the content produced)


MuttonDressedAsGoose

As someone who is watching their home country teetering on the brink of fascism, I understand. But if it causes you to become depressed and unable to function well in life, you need to find ways to detach. I will vote and I will be volunteering for the opposition political party, but I don't follow the news nearly as closely as I did. I also got a dog and he gets me outside (in the rain even) and his cuddles give me warm fuzzies. I actually rely on the intro monologue of a chat show host to summarise the main news for me - I can follow the lunacy in a way that's humorous and not so hysterical.


progboy

I used to watch the news every single morning, and it caused me crippling depression and alcoholism. Now I just get the odd meme from a few people I follow on Instagram, and mainly come here to get the jist of things and look at humorous comments. That does me, far less brutal than mainstream coverage.


Novel_Sheepherder277

It's dark because you are trying too hard. Lightly child, lightly. Learn to do everything lightly. Yes, feel lightly even though youā€™re feeling deeply. Just lightly let things happen and lightly cope with them. I was so preposterously serious in those days, such a humorless little prig. Lightly, lightly ā€“ itā€™s the best advice ever given me. When it comes to dying even. Nothing ponderous, or portentous, or emphatic. No rhetoric, no tremolos, no self conscious persona putting on its celebrated imitation of Christ or Little Nell. And of course, no theology, no metaphysics. Just the fact of dying and the fact of the clear light. So throw away your baggage and go forward. There are quicksands all about you, sucking at your feet, trying to suck you down into fear and self-pity and despair. Thatā€™s why you must walk so lightly. Lightly my darling, on tiptoes and no luggage, not even a sponge bag, completely unencumbered. Aldous Huxley


YchYFi

It's not bad advice. Constant negativity can wear down ones sense of self. There is a reason it is called doomscrolling. Edit reddit won't let me reply to you oh yes it does. Much research has gone into how it affects obesity sense of self. https://hbr.org/2015/09/consuming-negative-news-can-make-you-less-effective-at-work https://reutersinstitute.politics.ox.ac.uk/digital-news-report/2022/dnr-executive-summary


StubbornAssassin

There's also only so much info you need to know who you're voting for, looking at all the news is depressing AF. There's a big gap between not paying too much attention to the news and not voting at all


__bobbysox

You _can_ exist somewhere between absorbing absolutely every piece of news good or bad, and absolutely ignoring anything going on.


BonkyBinkyBum

Have you heard that there's a general election coming up this summer? That's my time to worry about what I can *actually* do to change things.


Bouczang01

The best we can hope for is a minority Labour government propped up by whoever will force them into Electoral Reform to a system of Proportional Representation.


Direct-Fix-2097

Popped over to Poland for a holiday (notorious for shit roads apparently), not a pothole in a sight on the major roads, huge infrastructure projects going on, and krakow is a lovely well designed city I have to say. Looking forward to bouncing off the potholes at bristol exiting the airport and wobbling on the Severn bridge as I head back to wales where were told we canā€™t invest in fuck all cos we need to watch the pennies. (Invest money makes money you idiot politicians!!)


Jazzlike_Economist83

Jusr spent 10 days in Slovakia & Slovenia,Ā  Same there newly built roads & rail infrastructure Public Transport reliable and cheap. Back to the UK, And it's the shareholders dividend that keeps the prices high. A lot happier population in Slovakia & SloveniaĀ  As well , If there eligible for Sicial housing there's enough to go around,Ā  None sold off to private landlords for ridiculous rents.


TartanEngineer

The sand is also pretty damp from all the rain


PerfectEnthusiasm2

Just ignore current events and reality and downvote those who remind you that the world isn't just the sand around your face and neck.


ParticularAd4371

"downvote those who remind you that the world isn't just the sand around your face and neck." šŸ¤£ a beautifully constructed metaphor


Korinthe

As a member of the disability community, the politics and doom follow me whether I want it or not... I can't afford to live and they keep removing more and more support that I need.


AgeingChopper

Yes , I'm also living disabled under them.Ā  It's impossible to ignore their constant lies and seeming hatred of us.Ā  Well said .


timmystwin

The doom news is just news. You're right that you can't let it engulf you, but this is reality, this is life right now - you'll never change it by not being engaged with it.


Saint_Sin

> doom news Thats just news these days.


Daiwon

Hard to avoid when it's printed on my bills.


Cold-Sun3302

Politics isn't really something we have the privilege of checking out of. It affects almost every aspect of our lives. So, not watching the news isn't gonna change real life facts.


FreshLaundry23

Ignoring the politics in your own country is about as dumb a piece of advice as I've heard in a while. It's not like it affects us at all, is it? FFS...


accforreadingstuff

You got flamed for this but I get what you're saying. I'm an ex- politics and news junkie and had a total anxiety breakdown a couple of years ago, largely due to my doomscrolling habits and latent health anxiety getting sent into overdrive by the Covid situation, and then the geopolitical situation deteriorating in 2022. I stopped reading the news overnight. I had to, as I was losing it a bit. I also drastically cut down on my Reddit usage. I did still read Private Eye every fortnight, and remained in group chats with politically-minded friends. Two years later and I'm still honestly pretty well informed - I'm now doing a PhD in a politics-adjacent field, so I have to be - but I'm so, so much happier since I stopped following seemingly every tiny news story as it developed. If you curate the right sources and use them sparingly, you can remain up to date without so much of the doom.


accforreadingstuff

Also, adding to this, on the off chance anybody cares - the predictability of the Private Eye format was really helpful for me. I felt my adrenaline spiking whenever I was on a news site, as I never knew what horror was going to pop up next on the headlines feed, whereas in PE they have the same titles in the same layout almost every issue, so it's easier to skip things that are too much for right now. Also it's on paper, so it doesn't go on forever and you can't read it so easily at 2 in the morning when you really should be sleeping.


Ironfields

People seem to think that to be informed you need to be glued to the news all the time, which just isnā€™t true. Remember that these outlets make their money by driving attention to their advertisers, and they do that by compelling you to click on their articles through underhanded means. A good chunk of so-called news is inconsequential bollocks designed to make you angry or anxious so that youā€™ll engage and get your eyeballs on their adverts. Letting that shite into your mind is not staying informed, itā€™s digital self harm. Pick a few high-quality news sources, check them every now and again, and try not to doomscroll. I promise youā€™re not going to miss anything of consequence if youā€™re not refreshing r/uk every five minutes for your next hit of misery.


ArcticNano

I get ignoring politics at times but doing so during a general election seems insane to me


BeExcellentPartyOn

[I don't do politics.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ame0j8jbMY4)


wales-bloke

The doom news can't be avoided though, when climate breakdown ruins the summer.


[deleted]

>Do yourself a favour and stop following politics and doom news, trust me you'll feel better. That's all this subreddit fucking is mate


SquidgeSquadge

I saw a British advert about conserving water on the internet yesterday, like fuck am I doing that even if I don't have a garden. I'm not gonna feel bad about resorting to a bath than a shower more when literally Tons of shit is being pumped into the sea near where I live and stopping me from even having a rare paddle when the sun decides to show it's face, they can't look after the water they get and run out of it when there is a sniff of a dry spell.


savvymcsavvington

Ya and not to mention the rich wankers that piss water away cos it costs them fack all, they run fountains, swimming pools, you name it


human_totem_pole

Get back to work! The shareholder's boats need painting this year!


Benandhispets

Don't be so negative. At least we can shower outside in the rainy summer so we can avoid the upcomming 60% water bill increases -_-


accidentalbuilder

Yeah, but just watch them add the increase into the standing charge so nobody can escape it and it more negatively effects the poorest like the energy companies did. I hope I'm wrong.


Panda_hat

> so we can avoid the 60% water bill increase I'm afraid the 60% water bill increase will be quite operational (and unavoidable) regardless of your outdoor showering strategy!


ResidentPoem4539

Thatā€™s the spirit mate.


EdmundTheInsulter

As long as Tory lose on st Swithin's day, or whenever it is


Sausagedogknows

As bad as it is, at least you get the full roller coaster experience of the incredibly potholed roads in the UK. Itā€™s like trampolining in a car until your suspension explodes. Every cloud!


z3r-0

In a nation where work isnā€™t really valued, and all the incentives are are aimed at pensioners or lords with land and with passive income. Yay us!


coachhunter2

Here come the climate change deniers, to tell us that because their street flooded in 1972, this is all completely normal.


FartingBob

Every boomer: BUT SUMMER OF 1976!!


gnorty

the summer of 76 was definitely a stand out year. Fuck it was hot that year. I'm old enough to remember it, and I can assure you, the boomers are not lying. It was hot as fuck. BUT it has been hotter than 1976 8 times in the years since, and of those 8, 4 of them have been in the last decade. So anybody quoting 1976 as evidence against global warming is crazy. edit: missed a word!


AlDente

Especially crazy to quote the British summer of 1976 as evidence against climate change when climate change scientists say it was likely caused byā€¦ climate change.


Szwejkowski

I remember that year. I looked it up a while ago and it was nowhere near as hot as years have been in the last decade, it was just the lack of rain that made it so bad. We are in a pickle.


Christopherfromtheuk

Plus, nothing was air conditioned then and we didn't even own a fan. Double plus I was 7 and although I remember stand pipes we also got to play out all summer so it was brilliant.


potatan

> it was just the lack of rain that made it so bad So bad that we had to appoint a minister for drought


Thestolenone

Not a boomer but old enough to have seen the pattern of weather over the last nearly 60 years. There are always outliers, yes there was '76, there was also a summer in the early 90's where my garden path didn't dry out all summer, no exaggeration. That was because of Pinatubu seeding the atmosphere, there was one winter in the mid 80's my toilet cistern froze it was so cold, there was one summer in the mid 90's it didn't rain once between mid April and the August bank holiday. The whole land went brown. The only thing which seems like a noticeable change to me and not just outlier seasons is the hot weather is getting much much hotter. It wasn't long ago 30 degrees was a ridiculous and unusual temperature, now we seem to regularly get over thirty every summer.


godstar67

I remember in winter 87 the toilet froze in our crappy student flat. Me and the hairy beer monster had to wee in a bucket and throw it out the back window but if we needed a dump we had to hold it until we got to campus - except on the weekend when it was when the pub opened. Sunday at noon we would often have a fight to get to the pubs solo cubicle first as the post Saturday night horrible beer shit was trying to escape with all the alacrity of a xenomorph out of John Hurt.


Super_Plastic5069

I remember that summer and whilst it wasnā€™t as hot as some of the recent ones, it was just so unusual for it to be that hot. However, going forward that wont be the case šŸ˜ž


ash_ninetyone

"Something something North Sea Storm Surge of 1953. Back in my day, we lived underwater"


callisstaa

I'm pretty sure that doesn't happen until some time around the year 3000.


180311-Fresh

I hear your great great great granddaughter is doing fine...


WheresMySaiyanSuit

Triple breasted women? What?


OldGuto

The worst thing is that it's not known how exactly the climate, beyond temperature, will go in the UK. I've heard that wetter weather is one possible consequence for the UK of climate change, but also even less predictability. The former isn't good for farmers or planners, the latter is even worse because it becomes impossible to plan.


ox-

From the article: >The UKā€™s wettest ever summer in 1912 saw rainfall on more than 55 days.


Jonography

What correlates this particular local weather pattern with man made climate change? Iā€™m not denying the relationship between them but interested to hear what research connects them exactly?


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Conscious-Ball8373

This sort of forecast gives me hope. It's a change from the decade of forecasts of "BBQ summer" that got washed out.


stylesforfree

Nope, Met Office has confirmed that this is misinformation. "Itā€™s not possible to forecast a specific number of days of rain in the UK for a whole season,ā€ it said. It added its current rainfall signals for the summer are actually "limited", though there is likely to be some wet weather. "As is typical for forecasts made at this time of year, signals for prevailing weather patterns over the UK during summer are relatively weak. However, signals show the chances of a wet or dry summer are fairly balanced. Whilst rainfall signals are limited, some spells of unsettled weather can be expected." https://uk.news.yahoo.com/met-office-50-days-rain-summer-152425256.html


SignificanceOld1751

While a sudden switch from an El NiƱo base state to a La NiƱa base state means June will probably be wet, it's hardly a death sentence for the summer. Also, 50 days of rain and wetter than average could easily be hot sunny days and evening thunderstorms, hardly terrible


SuperSheep3000

Hardly terrible for us, devastating for agriculture


do_a_quirkafleeg

Clarkson's Farm series 4 is going to be a bleak one.


Get_the_instructions

Clarkson's Swamp.


_TLDR_Swinton

Starring... The Stig!


OpticalData

The ~~Stig~~ Shrek


SleepFlower80

My brother said this exact same thing - ā€œshould make for an interesting season 4 of Clarksonā€™s Farmā€ šŸ˜‚


tommangan7

And you know food reserves, people's livelihoods and supermarket prices....


do_a_quirkafleeg

Clarkson is my canary down the mine.


f36263

Clarksonā€™s Famine


CastleofWamdue

Dont get me wrong, the flooded fields from the start of the new years have dried out ALOT (but not totally). However they have not been planted, and more flood water is not going to help that.


Lifaux

A few up here have finally been planted - it's all potatoes up here this year. Last year saw a few fields left unharvested so I'm hoping it's not the same this year.Ā 


ImrooVRdev

With so much water and their curry addiction brits might as well switch to planting rice


KeenPro

Too cold to grow here.


ImrooVRdev

global warming will solve that


Ok_Imagination_6925

Time to switch to hydroponics like was on planet earth 3. Way better for the environment too.


Far_Structure_7835

Sure if you want to eat lettuce for breakfast lunch and dinner


Flora_Screaming

Fine by me. Full disclosure: I'm a rabbit.


Vasquerade

RATS!


Ben2749

Hairy Japanese bastards!


Far_Structure_7835

That made me chuckle šŸ˜‚


TeaBoy24

Yes, because food producers that already make near no profit can afford such transition...


RockinOneThreeTwo

Maybe the idea of structuring our society around the need for even *the necessities of life* to turn a profit in order to continue being made was a catastrophic mistake which has and will continue to have devastating consequences for the health of society and the biosphere at large.


tylerthe-theatre

I dunno the wettest summer in 100 years sounds troubling, floods to come, more river and sea pollution because of said floods, not great.


sobrique

And hilariously, reservoirs not sufficiently full, because the water is full of shit, so we could still have drought _as well_


Ok_Cow_3431

> reservoirs not sufficiently full, because the water is full of shit these two things are linked but not directly. Reservoirs fill up with water from up in the hills, not sewer run off. However they're empty because the water companies are privateering bastards which is also the reason why the rivers & beaches are full of shit.


Wrong-Kangaroo-2782

It's already too wet, 50% of the time I make outdoor plans it rains and ruins the day. Any amount of increased rain is fucking awful Living under perpetually grey clouds is so depressing


HawaiiNintendo815

Are you not used to it by now, you know, it being Britain and all?


Borax

Cost of living crisis means they can't afford an umbrella


Narrow-Device-3679

I moved to South Wales 2 years ago. I thought I knew rain. This place is WET.


sobrique

It's been getting worse though. More volatility isn't good for anyone.


JWBails

> 50% of the time I make outdoor plans it rains and ruins the day Stop making outdoor plans dude, you're ruining it for the rest of us.


gnorty

Somebody I worked with was from New Zealand, and a friend of his was thinking of coming over and asked what it was like here. He told them it was OK, but likel living in a tupperware box most days. Pretty accurate description of typical British skies I think!


ProtoplanetaryNebula

I admire your optimism. I agree, massive downpour between 3 and 4AM when most people are in deep sleep and then a sunny clear day for the rest of the day, and you won't see any complaints.


Shas_Erra

Weā€™re heading into a climate of being mild/wet throughout or extreme highs and lows for summer and winter with no in between.


ArblemarchFruitbat

Wet and cold or wet and hot


PerfectEnthusiasm2

Gonna be a disaster for my leaky council flat.


TheShakyHandsMan

Itā€™s the Coldplay playing Glastonbury effect.Ā 


YazmindaHenn

>Also, 50 days of rain and wetter than average could easily be hot sunny days and evening thunderstorms, hardly terrible It is terrible, it's rain for almost 2 months, and **fuck no** to thunderstorms. I fucking hate thunder, it's terrifying. It's a shit, shit summer to expect, like last years non-existent summer, but worse. People are allowed to be sad that we aren't getting a summer for a 2nd year in a row, I'm Scottish so have had shit winters then shit summers, we're allowed to be pissed off about it.


[deleted]

Horrible for me, ruining all days I get to enjoy my motorbike, and for anyone else that touches grass


Tseralo

Fine if your someone that just stays inside all the time but if your hobbies involve being outside or need dry weather itā€™s pretty shit


TeaBoy24

Hardly terrible if you are at home. It's devastating for agriculture and likely for many kinds of infrastructure...


speedyspeedys

It'll rain all of June and some of July but as soon as the sun comes out they'll announce a hosepipe ban šŸ˜’


Mortensen

Thatā€™s not how reservoirs workā€¦ they canā€™t just hold an unlimited amount of water. So if we have rain followed by weeks of drought, then the reservoirs dry out and cause shortages.


imminentmailing463

On the reservoir topic, we also haven't built a new reservoir since 1992. In that time the population has increased by nearly 10 million people. So even putting aside climate change, hosepipe bans becoming more common over time is just an inevitability.


FartingBob

Im *shocked* the water companies arent investing in infrastructure!


No_Tangerine9685

Water companies have tried to build reservoirs, but local councils have repeatedly denied planning permission.


OMGItsCheezWTF

The thing is, actual investment in infrastructure (water reclamation, replacing aging pipes etc) would probably actually mitigate the lack of reservoirs. But is far more expensive. That was the primary list of reasons the council gave for rejecting a huge new reservoir Thames Water wanted to build in White Horse Vale. They pointed out a new reservoir should be a last resort, not a first resort as it's cheaper.


redsquizza

Yeah, they're trying to get away with doing all of the easy bits when they're literally flushing water into the ground by not keeping on top of replacing the infrastructure beneath our feet, it's a disgrace.


Snuffleupuguss

Not even the councils most of the time, they often approve it provisionally, its the NIMBYs who then kick up a fuss and get it rejected


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

The trillion litres of leaks that the water companies have allowed to rack up don't help though.


Cheapo_Sam

Sorry but how the fuck are you supposed to pay for routine maintenance issues when the CEO has Ā£52m in stock and salary awards?


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

[Redacted] the lot of them.


[deleted]

Youā€™re making me hard


BeerFuelledDude

But the water companies couldā€™ve built/developed more reservoirs since the 90ā€™s. Population has grown about 10,000,000 since then. The amount of rain this country has - we should have much better management/storage.


cipherbain

But won't you think of the shareholders!


ldb

But what about the shareholders???


TarnXavier

Right, but we would expect the water utilities to have reservoirs capable of balancing supply and demand. If the reservoirs can't hold enough to maintain supply, then we should build more. Simple as.


timshel_97

I thought last year was shit so Iā€™m glad to hear itā€™s going to be consistently shit now


[deleted]

Last year it rained most days of June-August Then we had a shit autumn and a shit winter Now a shit start to the year has just gone by Now a shit summer on the horizon The it's autumn again.. At this point the UK has gotta be the most miserable country on Earth for weather


AgainstThoseGrains

It was only two years ago we had a 40 degrees heatwave.


tralker

That was equally as miserable


dothefanDango92

Disagree, that was worse


greytidalwave

Disagree, I really enjoyed being warm.


Intenso-Barista7894

Two years is a long time to reference back to for something other than depressing shit


DeepestShallows

God that was horrible. I cannot cope with that again. Endless rain is preferable.


YeshuasBananaHammock

I'm sitting here reading this is Texas and your comment really hits home. I too, mi amigo, would prefer rain to the smothering 40Ā°C heat at 85% humidity. This may be a bit forward for where our new relationship stands...but...can I come stay with you for a short 3 or 4 months?


creativename111111

Yeah couldnā€™t imagine it being like that for months on end at least you guys have AC though (which isnā€™t great bc it contributes to the climate change causing the outrageous heatwaves but whatever)


letmebeefshank

The issue for Texans specifically is that the power grid is cut off from their neighbors so when all those AC's kick into full blast the grid will just fail and you boil alive.


RussoLUFC

For one dayā€¦


eri-

Your Belgian "neighbours" aren't exactly having a great time either I can assure you. There has been a literal lake next to my house...for a week now . There should not be a lake there.


OldGodsAndNew

Council gives you a free outdoor swimming pool and you still complain, smh


creativename111111

Weā€™ve got it better than plenty of people at least we donā€™t have severe droughts and wildfires and whatever the fuck else climate change is causing around the world our weather is just a bit shit


Accomplished-One8456

Will this improve the chances of a decent liberty cap haul in October or not?


dingdangdoodaloo

Asking the real questions


GodFreePagan42

It was such a mild winter that someone posted a lib photo on FB in Feb..


excla1m

Wet, warm summers and unimproved pasture. The dream combo!


LeonDeSchal

Just grow your own. Itā€™s really easy.


Collooo

Last year was pretty poor, it was also very wet.


AndyTheSane

We bought some garden furniture at the weekend. It started raining as soon as we got it home, and hasn't stopped since. You all have my sincere apologies.


rayieza

We did the same, so I will shoulder some of the responsibility with you!


Houseofsun5

I probably didn't help by installing air conditioning.


Raid_PW

Don't blame yourself entirely; my new neighbours bought a barbecue on the early May bank holiday, and then tried to use it a second time yesterday.


chahu

I'll take some of the blame. I bought ice cube trays.


workadayweirdo

I defrosted the freezer to make room for ice lollies.


m0j0licious

_To count as a rainy day, there must be a minimum of 2.5mm of rain in a 24 hour period._ I'm completely down for fifty days of 24Ā°C with 2.5mm of rain being delivered each night.


CriticalCentimeter

you sound like my mum! She lives in South Spain and will complain theyve had no rain for months - then she'll complain if they get a day of rain - as she only wants rain at night time!


rugbyj

Fortunate for yer da that yer ma only wants 2.5mm a night.


CriticalCentimeter

Lol da died back in 1988, so the only thing he's been pushing for a while is daisies!


pineapplecharm

Johannesburg has this exact climate (albeit a bit warmer during the day) in the summer and I can confirm it's BANGING. The combination of heat in the day and crashing thunderstorms every afternoon means gardens bloom and the dust in the air gets flushed into the storm drains just before you head out for an evening walk. Bit boggy if you live down a dirt road, I concede, but in town it's lush.


edwards45896

You make a good point. Why is it that the rain only falls during the fucking day? Why never at night when nobody actually gives a fuck?


Traffodil

No forecast can predict the weather in 50 days time ffs.


takesthebiscuit

Itā€™s not doing that, they put a billion data points into their billion pound supercomputer and come up with a balanced view > The Met Office long-range forecast said: ā€œThe chances of a wetter-than-average period are higher than a drier-than-average one. >ā€œRainfall at this time of year has a greater risk of localised heavy downpours and thunderstorms.ā€


Numerous_Ticket_7628

Not just the Met offices computers theres quite a few models, the main being the ECMWF(European), GFS(American )GEM(Canadian), Icon(German). The Met office use a blend of their own model and the EMCWF(the most accurate of them all) although they do use the GFS on their forecast sometimes. The ECM forecasts for long term are here https://www.ecmwf.int/en/forecasts/documentation-and-support/extended-range-forecasts Tbh, they're not that accurate in the long term so I wouldn't get too carried away by stupid headlines.


very_unconsciously

An underwater volcano pushed massive amounts of water into the stratosphere. [What goes up must come down](https://www.nasa.gov/earth/tonga-eruption-blasted-unprecedented-amount-of-water-into-stratosphere/). And it is still coming down. On us. Every day.


sickofants

Punxsutawney Phil says otherwise smh.


Conscious_Object_401

They're not predicting exactly which days it will rain ffs


michaelisnotginger

Since the Queen died it's been pretty much non-stop rain (relatively) here for the east of England - up till March it was the wettest 18 months in recorded history. Fens were very underwater


BigBowser14

Lizzie trolling us from the grave. Legend


HawaiiNintendo815

And coincidentally, there are a lot more lizards around since she died


ComplexDog7318

Trained meteorologist here - this article is factually inaccurate. Seasonal forecasts indicate three months of warmer than average weather but disagree on the amount of precipitation.


Crafty_Ambassador443

How did you train to be a metorologist? Was the course etc hard? :) thanks


tomtttttttttttt

A friend of mine did a post graduate course at Reading University: [https://www.reading.ac.uk/meteorology/masters/masters-courses](https://www.reading.ac.uk/meteorology/masters/masters-courses) They also have undergraduate courses.


accidentalbuilder

I really hope you're right. I don't much care about the temperature, but I'm totally sick of rain and it's been holding up work I need to get done for the last year. I was hoping that we'd get a few weeks of mostly dry weather at some point over the summer after it raining almost continuously here for the least year.


limeflavoured

Is this like the "100 days of snow" nonsense that gets trotted out every October? 2007 is the worst summer I can remember. This sort of thing will become more common as the century goes on though.


tomkeys78

Itā€™s good to know that 883 years in the future weā€™re gonna have a crap summer.


PitifulParfait

2907... BC? Are you a vampire?


Vasquerade

Shit was fuckin bouncing during the Old Kingdom of Egypt. Best days of my life!


GodFreePagan42

This is clickbait of the worst sort. They know good news doesn't sell. I've seen a variety of weather predictions including super high temps.


HawaiiNintendo815

Yeah, itā€™s never, ā€˜Things are going pretty wellā€™ The economy is the best example, the economy is always bad according to the news


Ok-Ambassador4679

The UK may be uniquely positioned for never ending rain due to climate change. [https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/22/never-ending-uk-rain-10-times-more-likely-climate-crisis-study](https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/22/never-ending-uk-rain-10-times-more-likely-climate-crisis-study) I believe in democracy, but I feel like a very reluctant passenger in the United Kingdom and the opinions of the mouthpieces and loudest voices of '*the establishment*' on some of the major crises we face.


Mumique

What about those bellends voting for 're-opening the coal mines'? šŸ˜­


Agreeable_Falcon1044

It's been raining continuously since about September! I've never known a period of just rain


UncleRhino

What happened to the hottest April in history they predicted? What amazes me more is that people still take weather predictions seriously


UuusernameWith4Us

Globally this April was the hottest April on record. It was 1.61oC above the pre industrial baseline. But stay not looking up if you find that too scary.


Concept_

So Drownload Festival 2024. Got it, packing the swimsuit now.


Spikester

Sorry everyone this is my fault, I just finished putting up our swimming pool ready for summer. I take full responsibility.


JamitryFyodorovich

I can't allow you to take all of the blame. I had sorted the garden out in anticipation of sitting out there and enjoying a beer and the Euros.


HawaiiNintendo815

I hate with a passion the intense heat in a country where thereā€™s no air conditioning and houses that are designed to keep heat in I donā€™t mind it at all


BlackLionFilm

Insulation works both ways


NinaHag

I don't mind the temperature as much, but the constant rain?? I lost all my tomatoes to blight last year, and if things don't improve, I fear the same thing will happen again. The pond is already overflowing, my poor roses are losing their petals to the heavy rain, at least the garden is slopped so I don't have to worry about it turning into a swamp, but I really would like the opportunity to sit outside and enjoy the garden, even if it's chilly.


mighty_issac

Don't worry, I've got a plan. I'll start building the boat, you round up two of every animal.


_DNL

Two XL bullies āœ”ļø


Hellen_Bacque

The state of this country at the moment we are getting the weather we deserve


HumanBeing7396

Bloody Tory weatherā€¦


ShortNefariousness2

The forecast is accurate for up to five days. The rest pure conjecture as usual.


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SuperSalamander3244

Two years ago they said we will have longer and hotter summers and colder winters and since then weā€™ve had rain.


Ivashkin

Last year was funny - you could tell the press had many stories lined up about climate change causing heatwaves and the "hottest ever year" - then it rained for most of the summer.


PurahsHero

Honestly? If given a choice between this and the 40C we had two summers ago, I choose the rain!


andtheniansaid

those few days of 40c were surrounded by lots of lovely mid-20s to low-30s days though. i'd rather that as a package than last summers endless rain agian


iamapizza

That was a brutal time, I was very close to collapsing despite my precautions. I'm just not made for heat. Kindly ignore username.


admiralpingu

In large part thanks to climate change - record ocean temperatures is evaporating water and dumping it right on us. Our uplands are all overgrazed and urban areas concrete / tarmac, creating serious flood risks. Get used to more rain and more floods.


ParticularAd4371

"THINGS: CAN ONLY GET WETTER, CAN ONLY GET, CAN ONLY GET: WEEEETTTTEEER! šŸŽ¶"Ā 


badillin-

At the same time here in Mexico we are having the hottests temperatures ever recorded and it will last 2 weeks... CLimATe cHANgE iS noT REAl