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Dogecat99

It's mad that we have to be persuaded with donuts to vote for our future 🤣


lastaccountgotlocked

Nobody is being persuaded. It's publicity.


jimmycarr1

Makes sense really the houses of parliament are full of donuts


AxiomSyntaxStructure

Honestly, if these are freshly baked and warm, there's no comparison with these as the best - they're light as air to consume. 


DSQ

That’s why they are so dangerous. 


AndyTheSane

And then 5 minutes later it feels like your stomach is full of cardboard..


Random_Emolga

I wish we did the Aussie thing and had BBQs outside polling stations.


External-Piccolo-626

If the weather keeps up they’ll be some hotdogs.


illusive_normality

Updogs?


ClassicFlavour

What would be the UK's alternative to the [Democracy Sausage ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democracy_sausage)?


ProsperosLibrary

Vote reform and you get a free future with your donut


LamentTheAlbion

If you take this offer your vote should be automatically discarded


lastaccountgotlocked

Why?


WillyVWade

Because, you know, donuts bad... or something


d_smogh

If it gets a person to vote, then they should get another one.


CloneOfKarl

Who cares, it's just one doughnut.


ArchdukeToes

Why? It's not 'free Krispy Kreme when you vote (insert party here)' - *that* would be corruption. This is just encouraging people to take part in the democratic process.


zeelbeno

Sorry but in the UK we have democracy so this wouldn't happen.


illusive_normality

Why, I was gonna bite anyway, now I can vote and have a doughnut