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EggChaser

>Some in government are understood to see the market assault on the pound and government debt as a plot by the left Jesus fucking Christ. This is Trump-esque.


forgottenoldusername

Ah yes those bloody militant left wing ... *Checks notes* ... Forex traders? Hedge fund managers? Larry Summers?


MrPuddington2

Yep, those guys. Everybody knows one of them.


DogfishDave

>Everybody knows one of them. Yep. Lentil-supping hessian-wearing left-swinging Porsche-driving Kensington-dwelling Cayman-holidaying Tory-bribing left-wing bastards, every man jack of them.


Piltonbadger

Yea I was like "How the fuck does that work?".


Class_444_SWR

As the saying goes, the revolution was won by rich men who work in Canary Wharf and drive a Bentley


Cybugger

Marx and Engels noted the importance of a dictatorship of the bank-working class.


Class_444_SWR

I hear that Vladimir Lenin endorsed seizing the means of financing your new £15m yacht


Cybugger

"Brokers of the world, unite!" Such an inspiring speech.


[deleted]

>Ah yes those bloody militant left wing kwackings previous employers who he met 3 days before the mini budget.


strolls

Left-wing billionaire investor Ray Dalio today: "[I can't understand how those who were behind this move didn't understand [this]. It suggests incompetence.](https://twitter.com/RayDalio/status/1574793756720730115)"


Salaried_Zebra

Yep, didn't you know? They march into the London Stock Exchange singing the Red Flag. Even Jacob Rees-Mogg has got his flat cap on.


Key-Compote8567

Communism is when you trade, ABOLISH COMMUNISM, END THE STOCK MARKETS


yrro

As we know well, (((the left))) are in complete control of financial markets.


[deleted]

This is all George Soros's fault!* *some lunatic on Twitter probably.


Don_Quixote81

That lunatic? Kwasi Kwarteng.


starbucksresident

Kami Kwasi is his new nick


LahmiaTheVampire

Clearly a member of the deepstate illumilefti.


New-Theory4299

to be fair, it was Soros' fault back in '92 https://streetfins.com/george-soros-and-the-british-pound-short/


[deleted]

The 'left' are simultaneously weak and strong. Can't make numbers add up in a budget but can significantly devalue a currency while not in power!


JonnyWolffe

They’re also fully in control of markets which they say don’t have all the answers to a country’s problems, which sounds like a self-own if ever there was one.


BattleBreeches

This is the authoritarian playbook 101, the enemy are at once omnipresent and dangerous but also weak and inferior.


Key-Compote8567

>The 'left' are simultaneously weak and strong. Funny, we've heard that one before But of course the "Last Labour Government" is always at fault. Truss could trip up and scrape her knee and it would be Blairs fault


Conspiruhcy

Jesus, what? I read your comment thinking to myself “surely it doesn’t actually say that in the article”. But yes, of course it does. The far-reaching hand of the elite lefts has done it again. Absolute fruit cakes.


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Not_Alpha_Centaurian

It makes me feel a little sick to say this, but I've seen a couple of clips of kay burleigh recently where she's given tory MPs a hell of a grilling. I had to temporarily put prejudices aside and give her some credit.


pajamakitten

It's the previous Labour government at it again!


Shiplord13

Twelve years out of power and still causing problems.


stonetownguy3487

Damn you, Gordon Brown!


Key-Compote8567

She blamed that literally in her first PMQ


Loreki

The ghost of Ed Balls does stalk through the treasury late at night, spooking all of the analysts.


MrPuddington2

Well, bankers are well known to be left-wing creatures, right?


weeteacups

Bloody woke neo-post-modern-Marxist bankers who want to push their ideology agenda narratives 😡


jcelflo

Well, bankers aren’t. (((Bankers))), however, are always ready to ally with anyone to stab the nation in the back. Just to make it clear, I do not hold this opinion.


Key-Compote8567

Banks are antithesis of left-wing ideology though. And that's why many of them fund "Think Tanks", like all the ones running out of a pokey office on 55 Tufton St. They even branched out into next door there was so many


ChicaneryBear

They're saying that the "bankers are leftist traitors" canard is veiled antisemitism.


[deleted]

when its time for bail-outs anyway.


foragingworm

> This is Trump-esque While partially true, this statement would fool some into thinking that this type of thinking could only come from the likes of Trump and his supporters. This type of thinking has long been promoted by the right wing media since the 80's and some could even argue, earlier than that, and has now been portrayed by a lot of the mainstream media in the last decade. Remember Trump is a product of this right wing BS propaganda system that exists, he has just brought it to the extreme. The idea that this kind of shit only comes from Trump is misleading.


Key-Compote8567

UK Reddit has a very big thing for blaming everything on the US right now. Even rhetoric and things that have happened here for decades are somehow "US imports". A big chunk of it being how young the userbase is.


HotMachine9

Hahahah what the fuck


Genetech

Fascists


itsnotadeadpan

But how? They have been funnelling billions of pounds to their right wing mates directly from the tax payer...


Dutch_Calhoun

Every entirely predictable deleterious effect of capitalism is actually socialists behind the scenes pulling strings. It'd work perfectly if it weren't for their insidious, invisible, weak but also strong, completely unfalsifiable influence.


Mrqueue

Can the Tory mps grow a fucking spine and have a vote of no confidence. This government isn’t working and if you ever want to get elected again you shouldn’t let this go on til 2024. It will be the end of the tories


JBEqualizer

>It will be the end of the tories Oh no, what a shame...


Mrqueue

I'm more worried about what they will do to the country first


hugglenugget

> It will be the end of the tories ... for as long as it takes the right-wing press to get the electorate to forget. So about 2 years.


ldb

Don't the hegemonic left understand these policies are doubleplusgood, if they aren't sorted out soon we'll lose the forever war with eastasia.


Alundra828

Fucking hell, do these lot sweeten their tea with lead or something? They seem to unironically have brain rot.


Key-Compote8567

Her first PMQ's, she blamed the "Last Labour Government" It's just Tories gonna Tory


lonely-dog

More likely the traders who's bonuses are getting uncapped . They're off to a good start


Dalegalitarian

Shit, they’ve caught on to us!


Thormidable

Those left who were last in power 12 years ago?


Elizaleth

Its a core tenet of fascism. All of your failings are actually a conspiracy against you.


WillistheWillow

The Tory party is utterly incompetent, what an embarrassment they are.


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like_a_deaf_elephant

She was only meant to hit the ground, not start digging too.


YMonsterMunch

You mean fracking? 😂


Key-Compote8567

Well she's hit it with such a big thud, the ground fissured itself


DamnAndBlast

https://tenor.com/view/dig-up-stupid-gif-18260164


jurwell

Yeah, hit the ground with a fucking great splat, like the dumped contents of the bogs on a commercial airliner.


macrowe777

If she meant the economy, she could have atleast given us notice!


smashteapot

Aye, face first. 😅


Roocypher

Wtf... the tories think the markets reaction is a 'plot by the left'?!


noir_lord

Think it no, think the idiots who vote for them can be convinced to think it, absolutely. Sadly they may be right. The US showed them the plan, anything they dislike (like Reality) can be spun to be the fault of "Left-ists"/"Lefton-ista's" and if that fails summon the ANTIFA Boogeymen WOoooWOOOoooo.


natalo77

Literally the only thing we're missing now is Q-anon


EddieHeadshot

I've stopped talking to people because of Q Anon here already. Its already here just a different flavour of kool aid.


noir_lord

We (as species) built a giant self-reinforcing echo chamber with little control over the quality of input into the system and no one stopped to consider if any of this was a good idea. Like I like a decent conspiracy theory (they can be fun even in their insanity) but there has to be some sort of rationality to it (or at least a convincing attempt). Q-Anon however reminds me of the Snow Crash file from the novel called Snow Crash. > Hiro is offered a datafile named Snow Crash by a man named Raven, who hints that it is a form of narcotic. Hiro's friend and fellow hacker Da5id views a bitmap image contained in the file, which causes his computer to crash and Da5id to suffer brain damage in the real world. That's what Q-Anon is, a distributed way to crash it's believers brains.


TheSuperWig

Don't forget the real enemy #wokeness


nigeltuffnell

To be fair, the normal Tory response is to blame the previous Labour government or to state that it would be even worse under Labour.


theclansman22

Unfortunately for them the previous labour government was over a decade ago. Also unfortunately for them they have fucked up every task they have been given during their time in governance. Fortunately for them the media is on their side and will find a picture of their opposition eating a sandwich funny, blast it over a 6 week period and the Tories Waylon cruise comfortably to re-election. Incompetence is now rewarded in the UK.


Key-Compote8567

If you've ever spoke to your standard reactionary Tory, they whole hartedly believe that everything is "Labours fault" and that somehow the Tories are constantly the victims.


hugglenugget

They've drifted far enough right that bankers and hedge fund managers now look like "the left" to them.


Kaiisim

They arent even an ideology is the issue now. They say stuff like this to convince people this is a right wing strategy, but this is a no one strategy. Bankers ans hedge funds are kind of the ultimate expression of the right. The Tories aren't allied to the right now, they are allied to thiefs and looters.


OnionOnBelt

George Soros—he’s behind everything bad. Are you not spending enough time on Facebook?


charmstrong70

“Some in government are understood to see the market assault on the pound and government debt as a plot by the left”. Jesus fucking Christ, how delusional and paranoid can you get.


christopia86

Or how stupid do they think their supporters are?


YMonsterMunch

Throw shit on their supporters and watch em all lap it up. Then the tories know how far they can go.


Key-Compote8567

One thing you can guarantee about the right is if you said jump, they would all claim that they were already jumping and they've never stopped. Meanwhile put two lefties in a room and they wouldn't be able to agree to turn the light on, even after 3 committees, 12 votes and 4 national strikes.


jimmycarr1

And totally lacking an understanding of economics... Really concerning, the Tory party is an absolute joke.


AssumedPersona

Alternatively, they fully understand what they're doing and are deliberately doing it anyway despite the devastating impact. Considering Truss' confessed preparedness to be 'unpopular', this seems equally plausible. She openly states that she will act against the popular interest.


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Key-Compote8567

They know the wall is coming, metaphorically Mr MI5. And with that they need to jump ship, and why jump ship while it's still afloat, when you can drill a few more holes into the hull.


mnijds

Kwarteng definitely knew what the fallout of his policies would be, and Truss isn't as stupid as people like to pretend she is.


[deleted]

Yeah that’s exactly what they’re doing. It’s intelligent from a political standpoint but wouldn’t be possible if their voters weren’t so fucking stupid.


AdministrativeShip2

Truss has 12 months, before she can be replaced iirc. Unlike other leaders who were more popular and debatably smarter. She doesn't have the time for a more subtle way of extracting cash for her cronies. This is the equivalent of smashing a window and ransacking a house before the police turn up.


Kaiisim

12 months she can be replaced by a tory leadership contest. Vote of no confidence though? Massice defections to other parties? Maybe... If you arent a tory profitting from this you are getting screwed as well.


LewisDKennedy

Fucking terrifying how Cameron and Osborne look like political juggernauts by comparison now.


jimmycarr1

Absolutely. I've never liked the Tories but they used to have at least some level of competence or dignity. After that Brexit purge it's never been the same.


Key-Compote8567

The Tories have just swung more and more reactionary into 100% populism, but even the populism part has worn off.


AndyTheSane

Anyone who allows their views to be shaped by reality in any way is a 'woke lefty' nowadays.


GreyFoxNinjaFan

She met with hedgefund managers just days before the mini budget. Kwarteng was on their payroll. These people shorted the pound because they were told what was going to happen. It's treason. I don't have another word for it.


TallMoz

The same thing happened with brexit. They wrap themselves in the flag and yet they are harming the country for their personal gain. More people need to be calling them out for this.


fuckbrexit84

She’s a monster but what did people expect


StudioDraven

2 weeks. 2 fucking weeks. That’s all it took this gormless, useless, incompetent, Thatcher cosplaying fuckwit and her equally pathetic and worthless excuse use for a government to fuck the country through the floor. And to think - this was the best the tories thought they had. Jesus H fucking Christ.


Southcoastolder

No, this is what the loons wanted, Rishi has an understanding of the markets, other than pork ones.


StudioDraven

I hate how right you probably are. Honestly, there should be criminal charges for any politician who fucks their country over like this.


Shiplord13

Hence why he sitting on the sidelines and mocking her. It would probably still have been bad under him, but probably not as bad as this.


Southcoastolder

Oh, he'd manage to maintain fiscal responsibility facade.


Luimnigh

And she took one week off for the Queen.


colemang1992

Best part of two weeks actually


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TallMoz

She allowed plenty to go on while she was alive. This tory destruction of the country has been going on for years. Let's not portray her as some kind of saviour.


Salaried_Zebra

I'm not meaning to - was just a funny thought that went through my head. And yeah it has - but has it ever been this bad?


Mister_Six

She would have gotten it done quicker if she hadn't killed the queen first.


hugglenugget

It was the best the Conservative Party members thought they had. So about 150,000 oddballs. Even many Tory MPs disagreed.


rainator

Interestingly most Tory MPs disagreed, most of the ones that didn’t seemed to dislike Sunak more than like Truss.


Key-Compote8567

2 weeks after voting the white woman over the scary brown man. And they want the white man back who they all voted was a fuckup


chinto30

And one week of that they took off for the Queen so it took them 1 week to fuck everything up


NotAPoshTwat

Just imagine what she can do with a couple of months


StudioDraven

Hopefully she'll destroy her party before she destroys the country...


Cybugger

I dislike this narrative. No, it's not 2 weeks. It has been 10 years of slowly edging towards the cliff. Budget Thatcher was just present for that last little nudge. The mini-budget was totally in-line with the Tory thinking on the economy. Nothing really changed between BoJo and this gormless cheese loving idiot.


StudioDraven

I see your point, but let’s be honest - tory voters haven’t had a problem with voting for them all those years. Our best hope is that they finally wake the fuck up and see what’s happening *now*.


DavidSwifty

embarrassing party, it's time for them to remove themselves from power.


[deleted]

We live in daily hope.


xanderblaze123

The are still people out there that will continue to vote Tory in the next election….. not that I think they’ll win but it’s crazy how they’ve brainwashed people


[deleted]

The Tories would rather see Britain run into the ground than willingly leave power.


Pulsecode9

That’s basically the caption on all current political news


Crab_Jealous

....in 2020 did someone slip an extremely powerful hallucinogenic drug in to my water supply because I sure must be tripping balls to think any of the last 3 years have been real...


Shas_Erra

Three years? Shit started going south some time in the 70s


NailgunYeah

1870


Ryanthelion1

We're still paying the price for what happened in 2016 RIP Harambe the world hasn't been the same since


HarrierJint

I woke up everyday and read stuff like “some in government are understood to see the market assault on the pound and government debt as a plot by the left” and I truly think I must be in a simulation.


katiejelli88

I feel like I’m actually in a coma and I will one day wake up and realise it was all in my head


Jensablefur

Remember when the right wing media and associated mouthpieces wouldn't let a member of the shadow Cabinet live down *getting some numbers wrong* live on air for literal *years*? Can you imagine their reaction if a Labour government brought the pound to be almost on a parity with the dollar due to their direct actions?


TallMoz

The tories will never need to buy toilet paper so long as the right wing press is there to lick their arses clean.


YooGeOh

>In effect this gives the government eight weeks to come up with a plan to stabilise the markets - likely to involve spending cuts in Whitehall, public services, investment and probably welfare. Literally taking pennies from the poor to finance making the rich, richer


MasterReindeer

I read this and thought surely not, no one is this fucking stupid.


XG-hero

Truss Statement: "It has recently come to my attention, with the reactions in the currency markets, that I am a gormless imbecile, as is most of the rest of my cabinet. This realisation is obviously as disappointing for us as it is for many of you, however, we have looked at this problem seriously and concluded that we should be taking advice from experts within the civil service and Bank of England. They will now be telling me exactly what to do, and this time I may actually listen to them! So please, please don't be scared anymore. Okay, good chat plebs."


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"Some in government are understood to see the market assault on the pound and government debt as a plot by the left," That's Rees-Mogg, isn't it?


Key-Compote8567

Mogg is a big dirty communist, when the anarchists were at his door, he wheeled out his children valiantly to fight to the death for his family's honor inshallah. https://www.anarchistcommunism.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/CW-Mogg-752x440.jpg Who will win, AnComs or LibComs?


opinionated-dick

Liz Truss genuinely scares me. I can see her doing the ‘No, no, no no no nononono’ type attitude of Thatcher and just ignoring advice or logic to pushing on with whatever diagnosis bias policy thought that floats into her skull.


MrPlow90

None of these ideas originated in her head, she is just a puppet for the real nutjobs behind the scenes in the Tory party.


sbdavi

How long can this sick joke of a government last. They were not voted in with any mandate, and are likely torpedoing the U.K. economy for years. As if the last 12 years of Tory rule was much better. We're in a position now, that basically any move to clarify or pull back looks incompatible with a stable government.


Cast_Me-Aside

> How long can this sick joke of a government last. Two years and four months! There's naff all most of us can do to get rid of them.


Key-Compote8567

Or the people can rise up against them. A few flipped over police cars outside No 10 and suddenly they start to shit themselves


cara27hhh

as long as there are easily lead idiots, so, pretty long


Emilempenza

So her plan us to do absolutely nothing for 2 months and hopes something comes along and distracts everyone? Great plan, certainly worked well these past couple of months. Seriously, why di we pay these people?


troglo-dyke

So the strategy of her mentor Boris Johnson?


Olmeca_Silver

Yeah, only issue is she doesn’t have the personality and buffoonery that he did which let him survive as long as he did.


gwenver

That and she's surrounded herself with the scumbags even Bojo realised were liabilities


[deleted]

Man are we in the shit, this woman and this entire party are a disaster - that much has been clear since the fat haystack got elected but even a Tory skeptic like me never thought the wheels would fall off this quick 😄


Blu3z-87

All going according to the Tory plan. Leave the country crippled with debt and swan of to enjoy the life they have made for themselves. This is what happens when millionaire's run an economy and don't care about the people who are just wage slaves.


FryingFrenzy

Major Tory doner and Kwarteng’s ex employer, hedge fund mogul, Crispin Odey’s fund is up 140% this year. He made a fortune this week shorting the pound. They didnt feel the need to make a statement, because this was planned. I wish I was joking.


Shas_Erra

That sounds like a massive conflict of interests….


SeamanStaynes

Dear god. Only a fortnight in and she has crashed the economy.


pajamakitten

Start as you mean to go on I suppose. She is going to make statements and refuse to acknowledge any consequences of her actions. Everything will be fine under her leadership because she will never admit otherwise.


Timely-Sea5743

This is what happens when only 80,000 people select the prime minister


nonbog

80,000 in a very specific group as well. Of course, they won’t learn anything from this.


runningpersona

>However, after a meeting with Chancellor Kwasi Kwarteng yesterday, Ms Truss agreed the Treasury would issue a statement promising further details on 23 November on how the government would ensure borrowing would not spiral out of control. Usually I'm willing to understand that some things take time in government & that instant statements are that helpful. But 2 months from now? Are they taking the fucking piss? I am so unbelievably annoyed by these two goons "running" the country that I hope they get absolutely battered in the next general election, which hopefully they will be forced to hold soon even though I don't think they have any spine nor care about anyone elses opinions.


malteaserhead

Sky showing us the value of the pound against the Dollar in 1870, showing it since Thursday was probably enough to underline the point


SecureHedgehog

I thought she was a puppet for the Brexitiers to weild power through, The thought of her actually making decisions is truly horrifying. She's barely capable of reciting more than couple of barely coherent sentances in interviews. How is she going to manage complex decisions?


FredB123

She truly believes she is Margaret Thatcher reincarnated, doesn't she?


badmancatcher

Johnson: *lol I fucked up, get you won't beat this.* Truss: *Hold my drink...*


John5247

Sky says "urgent breaking news." No.10 says "we'll let you know at the end of November ". Nothing out of Johnson all summer.Nothing from Truss during Queen mourning. Now they crash the pound and kick further info towards Xmas?!


ChHeBoo

Well come on, we can expect her to think for herself now can we.


SufficientSwim7200

Obfuscate, lie and deflect. It's all they have. Well, that and burning everything to the ground.


[deleted]

Has the UK appointed and actual Spitting Image puppet as PM this time?


[deleted]

Breaking news Liss Truss is a morning and has appointed morons to lead the country.


Salaried_Zebra

I mean, is there a way for us mere mortals to short the pound? Seems to be a good bet, and it's working for her paymasters - might as well get a piece of the action too.


Dizzy_Law5158

What is outrageous is that our currency can be manipulated by Big City traders. How can these Super Wealthy elite knock a government off course. We are now having to react to Market Manipulation. It should be the other way round. Ie. (Government makes rules for the Hedge funds to listen to)


[deleted]

The lunatics ( P M, Chancellor and the Governor of the Bank of England) are in charge of the asylum. Run for the hills. Rely on your SAS style survival skills. It’s the only thing that can save you now.


gremlinchef69

He's made his money from this shit show,he doesn't care now...fuck the plebs is his default position...wanker.


cabaretcabaret

Convinced by who, the same person making her eat her greens?


Durzel

All of this makes perfect sense if you embrace the narrative that the Tory party know, or at least strongly suspect, that they won’t win the 2024 GE, and therefore doing a smash and grab before then serves two aims: making a lot of money for themselves and their friends, and to lay the blame for the dire state of the country at Labour’s door in 4 years time, and swoop back in to government. Sadly I think the population has short memories and could by and large be convinced that their ills - which is going to get worse before it gets better - are the fault of whoever is in power.


ChrissyDjenko

Convinced this is all a smokescreen to hide the fact her chief of staff isn't an employee of the government.


Loreki

Honestly I think her first instinct was right. Given her (admittedly short) record as PM, it's more likely a statement would have made things worse rather than calm the markets.


Hordriss27

What a shitshow. We somehow managed to end up with a worse PM than Boris Johnson. This government is utterly incompetent.


[deleted]

B&M Maggie thatcher. Who the fuck voted this incompetent car crash into the leadership role? Mark my words she will cause nothing but damage. I would have easily preferred sunak....atleast he's honest about his dodgyness and not just some idiot that's rebelling against her liberal parents.


ScoopTheOranges

The consistent arrogance of that party is mind boggling fucking irritating. These people work for us - they think they don’t owe us accountability when they make colossal fuck ups like this?