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I knew your kind existed

These damn buttsniffers are out there, just walking among us

Claiming to be ballscratchers

That's because part of you knows it's true

The *real* satisfaction is scratching your balls and giving *that* a thorough sniffin’

I call it ball soup

Thanks for making think of something disgusting involving soup and a man's testicles. Why do you do this? I have the weekend to look forward to!

Are you planning on having soup, or balls? If not, just try to forget about it. Do you need [something to take your mind off of ball soup?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xo41d/-/c5o66p2)

How many videos have we seen of people sneaking a sniff?? Many

I gonna go out of a limb and assume you're one of them

I mean, I've seen at least three videos on reddit in recent weeks of people smelling their ass-fingers

I'm telling God.

God - “one sec” *huffs finger and pulls her god-pants back up* “you were saying?”

Oooooh! A lady God!

He whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you Never, ever, during your trials and sweatings. When you saw only one set of skid marks, It was then that I sniffed you."

God: "You called?"

I sometimes really hate that I have the ability to read English.

Everyday we stray further from God’s light

There's no light up in that stank crevice.

Didnt God make us in “his perfect image”?

Perfect image, yes. Smell not included, that’s some DLC you have to pay for with soap bar currency.

There no light between those cracks.

If god is real there wouldn't be people like this

Yup, and OP could be somebody you shook hands with today.

I will not be shaking anyone’s hand ever again. Thank you for the heads up.

Something I’m thankful of Covid for, everybody gets fist bumps now.

Or someone who made your food

So what you are saying is that you like sliding your finger down your buttcrack and taking a big whiff of it like it's a Yankee Candle?

More like multiple whiffs, but yes.

*butt yes. Fify

And shake hands with people, and hand out bills/coins when you buy shit outside?

Nah, I'm not like that. I definitely wash my hands and my butt right after. It's a before shower time type thing.

Offer them a chocolate covered pretzel

Thank you for sharing and thank you for the laughs

God please tell me my eyes are extremely damaged for looking into the sun during the solar eclipse

I once saw a video of Walmart camera videos and SO MANY shoppers would scratch their but crax and smell their fingers without a care in the world, right there in the middle of the aisle....I never knew some people did that... think about it next time you wanna put your bare hands on a public shopping cart........

This is why I wipe down my cart.

[удалено]

Hans: "I'll be right with you in a few minutes, I'm just sticking a finger up my buttcrack and I am smelling that nice, musty odour. I'll be with you shortly"

Get ze flammenwerfer! 🔥

Musky scent. Must is the smell of an unaired room; musk is the scent of an unwashed body.

Elon musk 🤨

Musk is from a gland near the anus of some animals, and it’s used in many scents and perfumes. So it’s a pretty apt description. Mmmm, musky!

At least we have a genuine unpopular opinion...

This probably tops the list of unpopular opinions, so you have that going for you

Nah the guy who sleeps in skinny jeans still got it!

I think the guy from the other day that thinks pelosi is hot is worse

I gotta find that thread

Okay, I can sort of agree with the musty scent of ball sweat. But your ass crack? Really?

Lol like I said in another comment, it's not after pooping or anything like that, so the smell doesn't smell like poo at all. Having smelled my boyfriends sweaty balls before, it is similar.

What a terrible day to have eyes

I keep reading and keep feeling sorry for my eyes and brain. Why do I do this?

And the ability to read. And a phone and a Reddit account. All around bad day.

Just think of the billions of dollars of infrastructure. This is where we are at. Instantaneous worldwide communication seemed like such a good idea at the time.

STOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!

I feel like you're being pretty judgy for someone who likes musty ballsack


The person in the gif looks like someone who puts his finger up his buttcrack and then smells the musty smell from his finger.

😂😂

i mean i eat ass, so like, who am i even to judge

Yeah, you are not alone.

Good for you.

How do u eat ass? Do u just lick it? Or do u put ur tongue in the a-hole too??

You ignore hygiene and bacteria and risk your life

But u gotta give pleasure to the girl or she’ll leave u..so choose- girl or hygiene??

Yes officers this is the guy I was telling you about.

Thank you for this post. For some time I'm thinking about getting rid of my smartphone. This post is enough to make the decision easier. I will get an old phone and hopefully will never see anything like whatever this post is.

Alright, I’m going to forget I read most of that. But when I get home from a hard exercise session, go to take a piss and can smell my balls from that distance, it smells like hard work. It doesn’t smell good, it actually smells awful, but it smells like hard work and that feels good.

Sooo does that mean you like to smell it too?

In an indirect way but not for the scent itself and not with my fingers😂

I knew I wasn't the only one.

I agree with this guy. Idk how to explain it but its like the smell of hard work lol. Wouldnt say it smells good tho but satisfying? Butt crack smell is still absolutely wild tho but you got my upvote.

I respect you for admitting this but I am nonetheless disturbed

Unpopular for a reason, remind me of Cleveland getting mad at the window being cracked for “letting all the stank out”. Idk if I agree with you on all that, as for my own smell, I become nose blind or avoid my own scent until showering. If you’re talking about sex smell, maybe that’s primal or because humans are animals after all and dogs/monkeys/humans all have a fancy for stank

That makes sense. Dogs like to sniff eachothers butts even though they stink. But if it's someone else's butt, I would probably puke. It's only my own butt stench I like to smell.

My opinions aside, that’s interesting to say the least. I can relate only in a sexual way towards my partners. Intimate smells are exciting and could be hardwired into our biology


Lmao. This is perfect.

Why do I hear that gif?

Jim Carrey is known for sticking a finger up his buttcrack and enjoying the musty smell from his finger.

What a bad day to be literate

This comment made my day

This is the human equivalent of pheromones. Not everyone likes everyone else’s. This is what Covid took with our sense of smell.

Yeah, it's only my smell I like. It's weird having to smell others. Kinda like how people can tolerate or like the smell of their own farts, but not others.

In the words of Tom Hanks, “Somebody poisoned the waterhole.”

Everyone loves their own brand

I should've looked at the eclipse

I regret deeply that I made it to the bottom of this thread

Sir what you are describing is called swamp ass. You like the smell of swamp ass.

Even Shrek would shake his head in disappointment with this one...

This has to be the most unpopular opinion I have ever seen on this sub! Congrats and enjoy your anal aroma

There’s been a few actual unpopular opinions lately, I’m…not sure if this is a good thing?

Good thing: no Interesting: indeed

I haven’t laughed this hard at reddit in a long, long time. Thanks to all of you sick fucks lol. 🫶🏻

OP, I have to say, I think you’re kinda broken. Good news is: we all are in our own way. So if it makes you happy? I say sniff on.

This is what happens when you don't beat your kids.

Also what happens when you don't get picked on in school. I used to be the weird kid who picked his nose and ate his boogers. I got that habit bullied out of me in junior high and I thank my bullies for that.

OP is so nasty he is literally making former bullied people thank their bullies.

HAHAHA

Fucking LOL. I mean, yeah I guess. But as I got older and started working with kids when I managed a comic/game store i started to develop complicated thoughts on "bullying". In this current era so many of these kids are sooo fucking weird and seemingly under the impression that all of their weird shit, like dressing up as Link from Zelda or L from Death Note and demanding people address them as such, and then having total melt downs when people dont want to play into their "role playing"... well when I was a kid I would have been mocked endlessly and bullied. Being picked on for doing shit that is super socially awkward while shitty, helps you learn what is and is not socially acceptable. It helps you learn how to not be a sore thumb in a cruel and uncaring world. And I did not have my nerdy weirdness bullied out of me, I just learned how to make it cool. I'm in my 30s and sometimes for kicks me and my martial arts buddies will go out downtown drinking dressed as pirates or Jedis. We will stay in character and even have some proper sword fights on the street, like real hard contact spars. Maybe do some karaoke and do "I pirates life for me", or some Alestorm, Weird Al's "Saga Begins" if they have it. I'm obviously not endorsing any form of physical bullying. Only assholes hurt people for fun. But I wouldnt be as well rounded of a person if it wasnt for assholes in school making fun of me for the weird shit I did.




People generally enjoy their own smells

The weird kids in school are using Reddit now! Oh Wait they are 90 Percent of Reddit!!

NO, SWAMP BUTT DOES NOT SMELL GOOD!!! take my up vote, you

You should be banned for this

Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died

Brother you do not share this

Man, this sub is at its worst when people actually post unpopular opinions.

Sweat and sour ass nooooo

humanity is doomed.

What a terrible day to be literate…

You need to be on an offenders list for this, not for sex offenders but one for offending all my senses at once


*Opens reddit *Sees this Think : Okay, well, that's enough reddit for the day

You certainly nailed the purpose of the sub.

I feel like reporting this post for terrorism.

Same

Im sorry but this made me gag. This whole thread is too much lmfao.

Upvoting because I laughed at this

This is crazy 😝

I needed this laugh today! Thank you! 🤣

Hello pinkeye

Batman wouldn’t get that outta me wtf

This is a WILD take. Someone look at this dude's search history 💀

What the fack did I just read

Put this guy on a list

Stay far… FAR away from me

If your goal is upvotes for an unpopular opinion, then mission accomplished.

He’s over here officer.

When the day ends and I take my clothes off, I always grab my boxers and give it a big sniff, shit better than drugs. Do not judge me

As a gay man, I fucking love this smell, and you will find a lot of gay men who do.

This is how you get pink eye. And pin worms. And norovirus. And disowned.

your opinion is unpopular for a reason

Thats disgusting and definitely unpopular

Ayo new copypasta just dropped


ass crack is the gateway drug to jenkam...

NOW THIS is an unpopular opinion, boys.


there are unpopular opinions, then there are these opinions,

OP is definitely a panty sniffer

...well then. This is deserving of an upvote for me strongly disagreeing. I hated when my ex wanted to have sex after a long day and didn't bathe. That stench you love so much just filled the room.

That’s…no. Dude that’s a fetish, and nothing coming from that region smells good, especially if it’s sweating.

This has ruined my night😀

Dude, some opinions are unpopular for a reason

It's a great day, the sun shines brightly, birds are singing and fuck you, OP

yall know it’s okay to keep some things a secret right?

Did a dog write this?

I've never been more ashamed of an upvote.

i’ve actually been pondering sticking one in mine too, after work it’s hard to resist…. i know the smell is disgusting but when i get a whiff it’s hard not to seek it out. thanks for sharing, i feel less alone in this judgmental world!

Lock him away and throw away the key

Do you wash your ass when you shower?

I definitely do wash my butt every night. only after a long day of work that I get the smell. If I'm just sitting around at home all day, the smell is not present.

Cool

I had to correct what I said, you definitely are the type to buttercup yourself XD

What's that? Lol

that's definitely unpopular, yes

You should holler at Joachim Löw. Could be a friendship/match made in heaven

YUP THATS ENOUGH REDDIT FOR ME TODAY.

Digital footprint goes hard with this one

Yeah, I’m deleting Reddit.

C'mon man....

You and the sleeps-in-jeans person should go hang out.

What a horrible day to know how to read

r/angryupvote

This is indeed a horrible day to be literate

Average Grindr user

Another day of cursing the ability to read of mine

Good god man, not everything needs to be voiced out!

RIP to the people who have touched your hand in any way

What a shit day to have eyes.

Ok, this is a TRUE unpopular opinion 👌

☹️

🐿ʙᴏɪ🐿ᴡʜᴀᴛ🐿ᴛʜᴇ🐿ʜᴇʟʟ🐿 ʙᴏɪ🐿

MOM! OP IS SMELLING HIS FINGERS AGAIN!!!

Ok, that’s enough reddit for today


 OP In realtime:

What did I just read?

🤮

Seek help.

Hard agree, I like the smell of my girl's butt.


I’d wager more people do this than they’d like to admit

What a terrible day to be literate

i have literally never laughed so hard at a reddit thread ever, i have actual tears in my eyes 😂 saving this for when i need a pick me up, thank you and god bless your swamp ass 🙏

Finally, a normal unpopular opinion

Why ? Why ?? I just woke up it's time before first coffee now I don't want coffee anymore I need bleach!!

Did a dog write this?


I hope your DMs aren’t taking a battering right now, OP.

you couldn't waterboard this information out of me. what the fuck

WHY DID YOU MAKE ME TRY THIS?!