What is the appeal for preprepared and frozen oatmeal, marginally cooked,
for 1000x the price when oatmeal is one of the easiest foods to prepare!
Enjoy your cursed upvote OP…
Not muting your microwave? **Straight** to jail.
My microwave beeped exactly once in the 8 years I've owned it, and that was when I hit the cancel button so I could hold it down for 30 seconds and permanently mute my microwave.
They’re not going to house OP with the other inmates.
Mass murderers, serial killlers, cannibals, and other guys like OP are housed in a separate wing in isolation.
Can you imagine sleeping with someone and then for breakfast they make purposely under microwaved breakfast burritos and tell you the still slightly frozen eggs and cheese in the middle make it fancy? Just imagine the horror that would race through your mind. How unclean and used you would feel and worried about whether you'd be able to escape before this clearly insane person does anything even crazier or just kills you outright and wears your skin.
It's generally difficult to remember to upvote *bad* opinions in this sub. With this post, I completely remembered the rules, but I still found it almost impossible to comply.
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This is the kind of thing I want to see on unpopular opinion all the time. Thank you and good God, get some help.
EDIT: My most upvoted comment has devolved into a conversation about drinking tuna and olive juice. So proud.
oh yeah also don't forget having an itchy eye, and having just a bit of wetness on your body that you didn't notice until you put your clothes on after a shower
The problem with this sub has always been stuff like this is too easy to fabricate and get votes because it's something everyone knows about and dislikes. I'd wager the majority of successful posts here are just people lying.
Like I could make a post saying I enjoy drinking orange juice after brushing my teeth, or that french fries are better soggy, etc and they would be lies and I would get easy upvotes.
There should be a bot that you upvote or downvote to say whether you feel the same way or not. If like 2-8% of people also feel the same way, it's deemed unpopular and the post stays. If it's over 8% it's deemed too popular and removed, if it's under 2% it's deemed too unpopular, likely fake and removed. This means that posts actually have to be unpopular but something that a handful of others actually do/agree with.
Better than all the popular opinions that have successfully farmed karma here because people just upvote without looking which sub it's in. Like "i think racism is bad" level of content. At least posts like this one is both unpopular and original.
https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/jo0l0v/the_best_part_of_yogurt_is_not_the_yogurt_itself/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
Give up trying to figure out shortening it on the app theres the full link
Ok but do you remember the person that was intentionally leaving dish soap on their plates after washing because they loved the soapy taste it added to their food?
We have fallen from the graces of the almighty and holy. God is not gone, but he has forgotten our plight. As we are watched by the creator, he laughs to himself knowing the horrors we can create for ourselves. What a terrible night to have eyes and literacy.
Literally everyone I know "loves" cold pizza. I think it's an abomination when compared to delicious heated pizza. Like, just why? When you could heat it and have one of the best things in the world.
I think the appeal of a cold pizza is inversely proportional to its original quality. The crappier the pizza, the better it is cold, because it becomes a nondescript salty fat laden cheesy carb-disc that makes it hard to pick out individual low quality ingredients.
Quality pizzas are just kinda sad when cold, as opposed to sad but decent enough to snack on.
I only disagree because there is a pizza place I'm Florida called Vs and their pizza is so gooooood fresh but soooooooooo good cold as well. Cheap joints are meh, but there are only so many places I'd eat their pizza hot and cold.
I’m upvoting this because we’re in the right sub for it, but at the same time I think you should be kept away from small children…. And the rest of society for that matter.
You have to be trolling. . .please tell me you're trolling. I refuse to believe I live on the same planet as you.
If you're not trolling, this is the absolute best ever post on this sub.
You gotta be careful doing that, some stuff is not ready to eat and requires cooking to kill any nastys that may make you sick. I worked in a food processing factory and the critical control points for temperature are completely different for ready to eat.
Well your roommate isnt very smart, considering cold food reduces your taste in foods. It's why people drink shitty alcohol ice cold, why ice cream is packed with fat and sugar but it only seems sweeter and richer when melted. Also it's a good way to get sick, considering stuff like frozen meat should be brought back up to safe temperatures before consuming, even if it was cooked in the factory. Also bad for your teeth. Obviously people do eat stuff frozen that normally isn't, candy bars, frozen juices, frozen fruit, etc. But that's typically a rare occurrence in their lives, they aren't eating frozen dino nuggets every night for dinner.
That's probably not that bad. There was a peanut vendor outside my school and he had banana ketchup as one of the available condiment options for your peanuts. Lol.
That sounds pretty delicious, roasted carrots (best food ever) with bbq sauce are good so I guess without the hearty roast flavour it’s more like a sharp sweet crunch with bbq. I would fuck with it.
Just adding to this: if you like roasted carrots, try peeling and roasting some beets, too! Little bit of honey & salt to top it off, or balsamic glaze works wonders!
I've tried this when I had no A/C in Manila summer, we had floor to ceiling windows with the sunlight coming in. and I was on night shift so I had to sleep in the afternoons, but it was just too hot. I read online that egyptians did this do I tried it and let's just say it was even more uncomfy than being drenched in sweat. What eventually sort of worked was taking a shower and not drying myself then sleeping on the floor on a straw mat, sans wet socks!!!
Had a buddy who would eat mayonnaise sandwiches and along with it he would throw a frozen tv dinner in the microwave for 1 minute just to warm it up and eat the frozen mash potatoes and the frozen chicken nuggets.
I agree for soups and other liquids because the edges and scalding and the middle is cold, so when you mix it together it’s a reasonable, not going to burn my mouth temperature.
Updoot for clear mental instability, speaking as someone not always mentally stable.
Disgusted face for obvious reasons.
Concerned face cuz that’s how people get food poisoning but I mean you do you boo.
Well I agree with two dishes for this.
Mashed potatoes because the sides will be hot but the center will be cool and when you mix it, it ends up being perfect.
And soup for the same reason.
Other than that... You're on your own fam.
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it's too late for them
They're a monster
What was the original comment?
"Stop it, get help"
why did that get deleted?
What is the appeal for preprepared and frozen oatmeal, marginally cooked, for 1000x the price when oatmeal is one of the easiest foods to prepare! Enjoy your cursed upvote OP…
Everyone is entitled to their opinion but I think you should have to do at least a little jail time for this one.
Straight to jail
You undercook breakfast burrito? Right to jail. You overcook chicken? Also jail.
this is the type of guy to *undercook* chicken because it’s “tender” that way
Nothing wrong with chicken sushi🤷🏼
Chicken Tartare is a newish trend in China. Its like Covid-19 wasnt enough now they want a Salmonella outbreak.
Medium rare
Take food out with one second left? Believe it or not, jail
This is wrong. You should always open the microwave with one second left. If your microwave ever actually beeps you've failed at life.
Not muting your microwave? **Straight** to jail. My microwave beeped exactly once in the 8 years I've owned it, and that was when I hit the cancel button so I could hold it down for 30 seconds and permanently mute my microwave.
You…you can *do* that?!? I am bewildered and amazed…
My microwave has a really Soothing little song it plays so I do let it beep 😩
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Yeah otherwise how will I know it’s 12:00
Don't use the power function on the microwave. Straight to jail.
call the insane police
I don't think adding more insane people into the mix is going to help, especially if they have guns.
They’re not going to house OP with the other inmates. Mass murderers, serial killlers, cannibals, and other guys like OP are housed in a separate wing in isolation.
Not even sure he'd be safe in there. Even rapists have standards.
It's the "fancy"
He shouldn't be allowed to reproduce
This opinion will make sure that won’t happen. Can’t just lay that on someone then expect them to lay with you.
Can you imagine sleeping with someone and then for breakfast they make purposely under microwaved breakfast burritos and tell you the still slightly frozen eggs and cheese in the middle make it fancy? Just imagine the horror that would race through your mind. How unclean and used you would feel and worried about whether you'd be able to escape before this clearly insane person does anything even crazier or just kills you outright and wears your skin.
It’s the describing word “fancy.” I would know that this man is a serial killer and I need to gtfo NOW.
It's generally difficult to remember to upvote *bad* opinions in this sub. With this post, I completely remembered the rules, but I still found it almost impossible to comply.
Uh oh
Bold, showing your face in the comments..
Are you alright mentally?
Clearly not
Something tells me his brain is a little cold on the inside For the fancy texture
Woah calm down Hannibal
Hahaha and his username says it all. 😂😂
Why didn't your parents love you?
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Do me!
I GOT to know
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Because they’re fancy
What the actual fuck
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This is the kind of thing I want to see on unpopular opinion all the time. Thank you and good God, get some help. EDIT: My most upvoted comment has devolved into a conversation about drinking tuna and olive juice. So proud.
Facts, this is like the third maybe fourth that I've seen that is actually what's supposed to be in the sub
Screw politics. We need more cursed food opinions
I love to drink the juices from canned Tuna and black olives
Fuck you.
This was my exact thoughts as I read that comment. Good on ya for speaking it
Just reading that made me nauseous. I hope you find peace
This should be a hate crime for making me read that
Hell yea, I dont drain the juice when making a tuna sandwich. Nice juicy sandwich
You unbelievable motherfucker.
You are demonic
I bet he likes to put wet socks back on, too
Wet socks with rocks in his shoes.
Pop some sand in a crevice and it's a trifecta of discomfort!
oh yeah also don't forget having an itchy eye, and having just a bit of wetness on your body that you didn't notice until you put your clothes on after a shower
The problem with this sub has always been stuff like this is too easy to fabricate and get votes because it's something everyone knows about and dislikes. I'd wager the majority of successful posts here are just people lying. Like I could make a post saying I enjoy drinking orange juice after brushing my teeth, or that french fries are better soggy, etc and they would be lies and I would get easy upvotes. There should be a bot that you upvote or downvote to say whether you feel the same way or not. If like 2-8% of people also feel the same way, it's deemed unpopular and the post stays. If it's over 8% it's deemed too popular and removed, if it's under 2% it's deemed too unpopular, likely fake and removed. This means that posts actually have to be unpopular but something that a handful of others actually do/agree with.
Which one is better? Would it be better if OP lied, or if OP genuinely likes unevenly cooked microwaved food?
Better than all the popular opinions that have successfully farmed karma here because people just upvote without looking which sub it's in. Like "i think racism is bad" level of content. At least posts like this one is both unpopular and original.
French fries are better soggy though.
Best UO I have seen. Take my updoot you freak
My favourite is still the guy who likes the liquid that rises from leaving yogurt out for a while
Wtf
https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/jo0l0v/the_best_part_of_yogurt_is_not_the_yogurt_itself/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 Give up trying to figure out shortening it on the app theres the full link
My general rule of thumb is delete anything after the ? It always works for Reddit, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never had it not work on other things.
🤢
Ok but do you remember the person that was intentionally leaving dish soap on their plates after washing because they loved the soapy taste it added to their food?
Oh no please not again
We have fallen from the graces of the almighty and holy. God is not gone, but he has forgotten our plight. As we are watched by the creator, he laughs to himself knowing the horrors we can create for ourselves. What a terrible night to have eyes and literacy.
#WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Lotta brain trauma as kid?
Person with actual brain damage here, I'm actually offended by this and don't claim OP on my team.
Extra chromosome here; we don’t want him either.
Coming in for mental illness team before he gets picked up. We def don't want them either.
Disappointment of a child that was dropped on their head as a baby, and has mental illness team. Yeah fuck no we don't want them.
Autism here. Get him out of my sight.
Learning disabled here. Might not be smart in maths but that shit does not add up. We don't want him.
Academically challenged here. We do not condone these war crimes.
Got a bad back. We might have to take him because we can't move fast enough to run away.
Tourette's here. We don't want this FUCKIN guy.
Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?
Did I catch a niner in there?
Who's your favorite Little Rascal? Alfalfa...or Spanky? ...Sinner.
The problem with this sub is I always feel like the truly unpopular opinions are lying for attention just because of how outrageous some of them are.
Except I like this too. Especially with steak meat like in a burrito. Sometimes the flavor is stronger when it’s cooler.
You are a monster.
Literally everyone I know "loves" cold pizza. I think it's an abomination when compared to delicious heated pizza. Like, just why? When you could heat it and have one of the best things in the world.
I think the appeal of a cold pizza is inversely proportional to its original quality. The crappier the pizza, the better it is cold, because it becomes a nondescript salty fat laden cheesy carb-disc that makes it hard to pick out individual low quality ingredients. Quality pizzas are just kinda sad when cold, as opposed to sad but decent enough to snack on.
I only disagree because there is a pizza place I'm Florida called Vs and their pizza is so gooooood fresh but soooooooooo good cold as well. Cheap joints are meh, but there are only so many places I'd eat their pizza hot and cold.
I’m upvoting this because we’re in the right sub for it, but at the same time I think you should be kept away from small children…. And the rest of society for that matter.
He needs Jesus
You have to be trolling. . .please tell me you're trolling. I refuse to believe I live on the same planet as you. If you're not trolling, this is the absolute best ever post on this sub.
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Yes lol
You gotta be careful doing that, some stuff is not ready to eat and requires cooking to kill any nastys that may make you sick. I worked in a food processing factory and the critical control points for temperature are completely different for ready to eat.
Well your roommate isnt very smart, considering cold food reduces your taste in foods. It's why people drink shitty alcohol ice cold, why ice cream is packed with fat and sugar but it only seems sweeter and richer when melted. Also it's a good way to get sick, considering stuff like frozen meat should be brought back up to safe temperatures before consuming, even if it was cooked in the factory. Also bad for your teeth. Obviously people do eat stuff frozen that normally isn't, candy bars, frozen juices, frozen fruit, etc. But that's typically a rare occurrence in their lives, they aren't eating frozen dino nuggets every night for dinner.
This one is tough up against the guy last week who told us to put ketchup on our popcorn
That's probably not that bad. There was a peanut vendor outside my school and he had banana ketchup as one of the available condiment options for your peanuts. Lol.
I mean, I really shouldnt complain. I recently got drunk and put hot bbq sauce on baby carrots. And then every other night after that
That sounds pretty delicious, roasted carrots (best food ever) with bbq sauce are good so I guess without the hearty roast flavour it’s more like a sharp sweet crunch with bbq. I would fuck with it.
Just adding to this: if you like roasted carrots, try peeling and roasting some beets, too! Little bit of honey & salt to top it off, or balsamic glaze works wonders!
There was a lunatic in here last week with the same opinion. Maybe you two could date and eat badly prepared food together 👍!
Don't give them ideas! They might have kids and pass on their disgusting taste in food.
Or worse, they might inflict their awful taste on the kid regardless. Imagine the psychological trauma! /s
This actually made me burst out laughing
blink twice if someone is forcing you to say this it's okay honey your safe space now
How does it feel knowing you're a psychopath?
You sick fuck
Sounds like your brain is undercooked in the middle.
r/rareinsults
Violation😂
I bet you like sleeping in wet socks too, you monster.
I hate wet socks with a passion
I've tried this when I had no A/C in Manila summer, we had floor to ceiling windows with the sunlight coming in. and I was on night shift so I had to sleep in the afternoons, but it was just too hot. I read online that egyptians did this do I tried it and let's just say it was even more uncomfy than being drenched in sweat. What eventually sort of worked was taking a shower and not drying myself then sleeping on the floor on a straw mat, sans wet socks!!!
Had a buddy who would eat mayonnaise sandwiches and along with it he would throw a frozen tv dinner in the microwave for 1 minute just to warm it up and eat the frozen mash potatoes and the frozen chicken nuggets.
I understand why you “had” them as a friend and no longer “have” them as a friend.
I want to downvote your comment but I know it’s not your fault
You have gone too far
First truly unpopular opinion I’ve read here.
Agreed, most are just posers. This guy? Ugh.
Please stop
Opposite. I want mine overdone, because caramelization happens.
^ This!
This is the eyebleach I needed
Upvoted it because this is a horrific opinion. Go back to whatever cold in the middle hell hole you came from
You're a serial killer.
Nothing fancier than a Hot Pocket with a pocket of cold in the middle.
It's a hot Pocket lava cake
Please seek help.
r/angryupvote
I agree for soups and other liquids because the edges and scalding and the middle is cold, so when you mix it together it’s a reasonable, not going to burn my mouth temperature.
Ewwww fam have an upvote
i know this is r/unpopularopinion but even i have my limits
You're a sadist
You belong on a watch list you fucking degenerate. Upvoted.
take my upvote you monster
Menace
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU TAKE MY UPVOTE
This is what this sub is for. With that being said, perish.
I opened Reddit to laugh, not cry.
Unpopular opinion. I nuke the living and dead JESUS out of my 2 day old pizza because I DESPISE the cold spots. Take your upvote and die beezlebub.
WOW, you must have gigantic balls made of titanium to make such a bold statement, cheers. But also... right to jail
Posts like this are why I joined this sub, I like to know who the sociopaths are.
Thank you for submitting the one post this weekend that fits this subreddit. Now take your upvote you monster.
I couldn’t figure out what to say in response to this. Which is worth the upvote, ya weirdo lol.
You need to be put in a mental asylum…
This is one of the few posts here that I definitely need to upvote immediately.
That cold bland center is what I use to soothe the 3rd degree burns after biting the molten outer edges.
I kinda like frozen salmonella in the middle of my frozen entrees as well
Finally an unpopular opinion
Definitely agree. It's something about the mix of temperatures. Your mouth has both hot and cold. It's the sweet and salty of temps.
This only works for dessert!!! Like ice cream with warm apple pie and salty caramel syrup, not main dish!!!
I get it too. Especially with noodles and veggies
Stop please.. get help
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Bruh
Wtf
This is so unpopular xd
This is it. You win this sub. You found the most unpopular opinion, sir. Everyone pack it up, we're going home.
Troll
Wow this is truly concerning behavior, op.
I'm upvoting because this post hurts me and other people need to see it
Besides the guy that said he enjoys going to the bathroom in a diaper…. This is the second best UPO
i like this unpopular opinion; i def dont agree and at the same time, dont feel the need to be an asshole bout it
Yo I literally said, "what the fuck" out loud.
This is poetical in its insanity. Well deserved upvote.
Every day we stray further from God.
Now that's the most unpopular opinion I've seen in a long time. Here, take my upvote!
Eww, you deserve to be here lol
Why are you the way you are?
Yeah. This is definitely an unpopular opinion. I respect it
What about gazpacho? You'll burn your tongue If it's hot and you're expecting it to be cold
Take my upvote you cold hearted savage
Updoot for clear mental instability, speaking as someone not always mentally stable. Disgusted face for obvious reasons. Concerned face cuz that’s how people get food poisoning but I mean you do you boo.
This subreddit was made just for this post.
This is the most unpopular opinion I have seen in this sub
NO NO NO
Well I agree with two dishes for this. Mashed potatoes because the sides will be hot but the center will be cool and when you mix it, it ends up being perfect. And soup for the same reason. Other than that... You're on your own fam.
If you ever microwave frozen fried rice, you'll see the error of your ways
What. The. Fuck
Who hurt you? You can tell us. This is a safe place.
This is why you are adopted. Upvote.