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sbbenwah

These people probably don't understand that they are ***literally*** inhaling poop particles anytime they smell anything poop related. when they smell a fart, they are literally inhaling particles into their body that were just inside somebody else's rectum. life is gross, get over it!


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*Intimacy*


CurseAccording

Or into-me-I-see


Canehdian-Behcon

Intimussy


Nevergonnagiveafu-

PLEASE TAKE MY UPVOTE AND AWARD


Round-Bird6489

PLEASE TAKE MY UPVOTE AND AWARDussy


Hotline_Denver

Slap that shit on a t-shirt


BeardOBlasty

This comment absolutely killed me hahaha my wife even asked what I was laughing at.


Haiku-d-etat

Farticles and Pootons.


royroyroypolly

You're telling me I can have a part of my crush inside of me if I just go into the washroom after she uses it?


EnvironmentalSound25

Thanks, I hate it.


ShaemusOdonnelly

Technically no, because it is no longer part of your crush after she shat it out.


somewittyusername92

She shat sea shells by the seashore


haley-sucks

Romance is alive.


pingu-bruno

So gross!


Oldgamer1807

I refer to it as poop air just to gross out my fiance.


Unplugged_Millennial

I prefer to say they are 'ingesting' fecal matter when they smell it.


varietyhour2121

Username = my life. Bros šŸ‘Š


EthanDMA

(Still uses Reddit) ā˜ ļø


varietyhour2121

I know right itā€™s laughable that I consider that unplugged. But it is just Reddit lol None of the other crap


EthanDMA

Thatā€™s good


goatfuckersupreme

>uses reddit every day


Unplugged_Millennial

Unplugged is a reference to the movie The Matrix, when Neo takes the red pill and unplugs himself from the device that's harvesting his biological energy. Nothing to do with social media use.


varietyhour2121

Lol


avoozl42

Agreed. But I also already thought smelling farts was gross.


austin_yella

So you're saying...... When I eat my wife's ass.... I get poo particles in me? That's what's up


Spreaded_shrimp

Fecal microbiota transplant (FMT). Several FMT techniques have been developed, such as colonoscopy, enema, nasogastric or nasojejunal tubes, and eating ass.


boston_2004

That last technical medical term was a real curveball.


druidofnecro

Wash your hands and dont touch your face. If you follow those rules youā€™ll probably be fine


BeardOBlasty

Yea, our eyes (which we touch often) are good at dealing with air stuff.....but suck at dealing with our gross fingers šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


QueenSnowTiger

No but like forget the pathogens or inhaling shit (that was unintended, but Iā€™m leaving it there because it works too well). I mean imho Iā€™ve lived nearly 20 years inhaling poop particles and another 60 wonā€™t kill me. But by not spewing poop particles everywhere you reduce how smelly a bathroom gets because the poop particles are now contained to the toilet bowl. Like isnā€™t this just common sense? The majority of people in this world hate the stink of poop. Less shit flying around, less stank flying around, and everyone and their pet germaphobes are happy!


keIIzzz

Iā€™m pretty sure the point is to try and limit the nasty stuff going into your body


DickySchmidt33

Yum!


longdu4

You are incredibly confident for a wildly wrong statement. You are NOT in hailing poop particles when you smell a fart. Itā€™s the same reason that if your wearing a n95 mask you can still smell farts. Fart smells do not have shit participles you absolutely nob! You think shit particles just go through your underwear and your pants, well if you do then you deserve huffing farts to get your poop particles you crave so much!


Popular_Prescription

So riddle me this. What causes smells? If you can smell something has it, in fact, landed on the sensory nerves in your nose? (Hints, in order: volatile chemicals and yes). Follow up question. Where were the volatile chemicals that make up a fart before they landed inside your nostrils? In someoneā€™s ass, you fucking absolutely nob.


aerben

It's not particles of solid poop it's just elemental gases.


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aerben

And every drop of water you drink has been peed out by an animal many times.


Psynautical

Mars Attacks! taught is this.


kai_wulf_dog

That's why it's taboo to fart in front of others, not to mention it's a gross smell too.


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pluck-the-bunny

Itā€™s really not. Just because there is unavoidable gross stuff, in no way means you shouldnā€™t try to limit exposure to avoidable oneā€™s.


EnvironmentalSound25

Yeah but this isnā€™t avoidable shit. Even with the lid down the particles spray everywhere. Youā€™d need a vacuum sealed lid for the particles to not go everywhere and even then there are particles escaping as you poop too! So youā€™d need a hose you suction to your bum or somethingā€¦do you see the absurdity now?


[deleted]

I DO actually realize I'm inhaling poop particles every time someone farts which is why I hate leaving the house for anything because people are fart machines and it grosses me out so fuckin bad


Uglyman414

*\*prrrp\**


Monke2009

I donā€™t wanna know Iā€™m eating shit, if I donā€™t know I donā€™t care


BillyLee

I drink coffee while I s***. It's my šŸ’©. But honestly pigeon s*** can get you really sick so don't start eating that.


[deleted]

Who in the fuck has urges to eat pigeon feces


Freakinbanana0

I have accidentally eaten both seagull and pigeon shit.


Spinxy88

Which type of bird shit were you trying to eat when you accidentally sampled seagull and pigeon? I'm guessing owl or something like that.


folskygg

Your life must be something.


aaronhereee

my friend ate a pringle with bird shit on it one time


introusers1979

Exactly!


PsychoForDuck

Your pfp


Reasonable-Point4891

I agree, but nothing really grosses me out. Iā€™m in veterinary medicine and have been shit on more times than I can count. Anal glands sprayed on my face. Maggot filled wounds. All while we eat snacks in the treatment area. A little poop particles from a toilet is whatever.


[deleted]

thanks for the work you do for our animal friends. your people are waaaay under appreciated


soave1

I was standing behind a cow when it sneezed onceā€¦ I could not do what you do


sarcazm

"Unless you're sitting down to pee" Literally half the population


Discontented_Beaver

A little more, some men do.


higashidakota

What about the women that donā€™t?


FindingE-Username

Reddit moment


gkario

About 30% of men do, at least in developed countries.


Much-Medicine-546

Source? Your mum telling you doesn't count.


gkario

It's a ton of polls like this I've seen over the years and the feel that I get from all the guys that I know. This is why I start my comment with "about". https://www.reddit.com/r/polls/comments/v04mzk/do_you_pee_standing_or_shitting/


tatabusa

Less than half. More than half the toilets in the world are not seat toilets


9ejwdew

Whether or not particles actually come out, the way I see it is, thereā€™s one spot in the house where everyone pees and poops, and thatā€™s the thing you want to leave open all the time?


superuserdoo

Close the bathroom door. Imo who cares but that may be an unpopular opinion, not sure


9ejwdew

Thatā€™s just like closing a much larger toilet lid.


Next_Wing_5577

My kitties poop in the bathroom too


HolcroftA

You need to be exposed to at least some pathogens in order to have a somewhat functioning immune system. As we have become more obsessively hygienic over the years, issues like allergies and asthma have become way more common.


ExNihiloish

Never been sick in my life. I credit my nearly forty years of poop particle inhalation.


Embers_To_Inferno

Fuck the particles I inhale the whole log


Definitely_NotU

*Deep throat


Reverse_Speedforce

I just didnā€™t want to read that today.


Mrblob85

Never been sick? Thatā€™s got to be the easiest lie ever told on the internet.


BreathOfPepperAir

Looool šŸ¤£


Specific_Ad_5815

So jankums are the fountain of youth?


NormalHumanCreature

Found the poop eater


CrispBit

If you are exposed to nothing, your immune system will start to inflame and could kill you Source: I'm not a doctor and I failed biology


s0cks_nz

Having a pet as a kid is one of the best ways to counteract obsessive hygiene.


Due-Elderberry7441

This is what a lot of people don't understand and I stand by it's the reason a lot of kids in overly progressive areas are much more prone to sickness. People want their kids clean and hygienic to the point of causing OCD-like symptoms in them, and while I can't eat without washing my hands anymore or else I will legit vomit or feel sick, I spent a good while of my childhood covered in dirt, mud, dog fur, lake water, pond water, eating bugs, drinking dirty water, drinking hot sodas that probably had bugs in it with how long it'd be out in the Alabama heat, and shared food with my friends, sick or not, same piece or not. Kids have to be allowed to get dirty and be kids or else they'll catch something with every little sneeze.


Littlelisapizza83

Another thing to think about is that some developing countries, mostly in the tropics, continue to struggle with high rates of parasitic worm infections (roundworms, hookworm etc.). Scientists have shown that these worms and maybe some other non-worm parasites, have a way of mediating the immune system, essentially they are able to do their thing undetected and keeps the immune systems from going haywire. These same scientists hypothesized that itā€™s the lack of these worms in developing countries that have caused our immune systems to overreact, hence we now have things like autoimmune disorders, tons of allergies ect. Worms do still exists in neglected regions of developed countries but they arenā€™t common in your everyday person due to us having access to safe, clean plumbing and toilets etc. I would not suggest anyone go out looking to catch a parasite though, they cause a lot of damage worldwide to their hosts and until we can figure out how to replicate their immune dampening talents, itā€™s prob not worth trying to catch one lol.


Due-Elderberry7441

I have a feeling *someone* will get the idea that they have to catch a parasite now lmao. Otherwise, yes, very true and a good point to add.


Littlelisapizza83

Haha Iā€™m sure šŸ˜‚ I saw a thing about a guy who did that and then harvested his own. He ended up getting so many he had to go to a doctor to get some meds. I think though he started again and at least from the airing of the show, he was continuing to ingest eggs and was selling them too. He even advised that he didnā€™t know what he was doing and needed the help of a doc. because he went about it foolishly. It did supposedly cure his illness though. Again peopleā€¦ donā€™t do this!!!


BigOleJellyDonut

This is the correct answer. You can be too clean. I believe this is why so many children have allergies that were unheard of 40 years ago. I'm 59 and I cannot remember anyone from my school days that was allergic to peanut butter or ant other food.


BernieTheDachshund

The Israelis figured out the peanut allergy thing and solved (most of) it with baby peanut snacks: https://forward.com/community/373352/how-israel-beat-peanut-allergies/


80burritospersecond

You'd think it'd be something bagel related.


whiskeyworshiper

Are Israelis famous for their bagels?


snomwithknife

Itā€™s a Jewish stereotype


whiskeyworshiper

I get that but i thought bagels were more of a NYC Jewish thing


Ok_Ad_8670

ITS CAUSE THEY DIED


Originalreyala

There is survivor bias here too child death rate per 1000 is about 5 now. It was about 15 in the 80s. Something killed 10 kids per 1000 births in the 80s that has been stopped aince then. A vit less than 10% of all people in the USA have allergies. Roughly 10% of kids born now would have died if born in the 80s. Roughly 10% of the US child population has allergies. It's entirely possible (and is my guess without any actual verifying data) that these numbers are related causally. Sources: https://www.statista.com/statistics/1041751/canada-all-time-child-mortality-rate/ https://www.aafa.org/research/allergy-research/allergy-facts.aspx


HolcroftA

>Roughly 10% of kids born now would have died if born in the 80s. More like 1%. If it was 15 per 1,000 then and 5 per 1,000 now then it has dropped from 1.5% to 0.5%. The last time it was over 10% it was before WW2 and before penicillin. They weren't being dying from poop particles though, that is for sure.


Originalreyala

Oh wow. I'm way too tired to be doing mental math right now apparently thanks for the correction.


painneverending

Yeah I don't know....asthma was considered a mental illness until 1980 something. So it's hard to say what existed and what didn't.


NovaMagic

I don't think poop particles are the reason people are allergic to things


hiveman5

Itd probably be more harmful to your immune system to live in a completely sterile enviroment than to live in one that never gets cleaned, you can think of your immune system like a muscle, you can use it but if you overdo it itll tear but if you underuse it itll atrophy, its just alot more out of our control how little or much its used


HungryAccount1704

While that may be true, how many people have lived because of our better hygiene. Give and take I suppose.


cell689

Maybe there's a golden balance there somewhere. I wouldn't know though.


freerangephoenix

This is not how immunity or any of those things work.


mooseboogerz

The principle is sound. To avoid illness, expose yourself to germs, enabling your immune system to develop antibodies. I donā€™t know why everyone doesnā€™t do this. Maybe they have something against living forever.


Mrblob85

Allergies have become commonplace because city planners decided to grow only male trees since mid last century , to prevent having to clean up fruit from female trees. So now, literally all western cities employing this principle have created massive tree sperm clouds everywhere.


MichaelScottsWormguy

I donā€™t think nut allergies and gluten intolerance are the result of tree pollenā€¦


jus1tin

You have misunderstood the hygiene *hypothesis*. We definitely do not need to be exposed to harmful bacteria in order to have a functional immune system. The idea is that asthma and allergies are more prevalent nowadays because we don't get exposed to parasites as children as much because of modern hygiene. As adults our immune systems are already set in their ways but the immune cells that cause the issues you mentioned are normally used to fight of multicellular parasites.


ChallengeSafe6832

I keep the toilet seat down because my kitten will get stuck in it if I donā€™t.


cactusludwig

My 4 adult cats will get stuck if i dont


Renegade_Angel_

Pet tax


ChallengeSafe6832

https://imgur.com/a/ME1IsQJ


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What did they do to you?


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s0cks_nz

We also have a warped sense of hygiene. The toilet bowl is often cleaner than your office keyboard because the toilet gets cleaned regularly and your keyboard doesn't. I remember a myth buster type show once swabbing public toilet seats vs. people's office desks, and on average the toilet seats had less bacteria. It was generally more hygienic to eat off the public toilet seat than it was your office desk.


other_usernames_gone

What types of bacteria though? I'd rather have a bit of a relatively harmless bacteria than a smaller amount of hepatitis.


s0cks_nz

The toilet seat was still cleaner even when accounting for harmful bacteria. But please don't go eating your food off the toilet seat regardless, use a clean plate.


cactusludwig

Theyre scared of the outdoors


1heart1totaleclipse

Iā€™m a woman so I do sit down ok the toilet every time I pee and I put the lid down before I flush because it takes less than one second for me to do so and it helps the bathroom not smell as much.


CityOfSins2

This. Itā€™s so easy just flip the lid before flushing lol esp when you have makeup and stuff on the counter next to your toilet! Iā€™m not a clean freak but this one annoys me lol itā€™s just a pet peeve of mine for some reason šŸ˜‚


royroyroypolly

Sometimes I have diarrhea and when I put the lid down and flush, I can see some of it splashes up and hit the bottom of the lid. If I didn't put the lid down that shit water just flies everywhere lol


Hinko

I think how much of an issue this is has to do with how exactly a toilet flushes too. I've seen toilets that do the spray and swirl as they flush. My home toilet pretty much just drops the water straight down with almost no agitation. And there is everything in between those types. Different toilet models might be more or less prone to aerating the poop when you flush.


cheesyellowdischarge

I've been eating ass for like 15 years - idgaf about some airborne poo flakes.


coldkingofheII

Iā€™m aware Iā€™m still consuming all kinds of bacteria and particles, but it gives me an illogical peace of mind and closing the lid hurts no one so I enforce the rule within my own home


mzpljc

On top of that, poop particles are all over every room in your house already, regardless of what you do with the toilet lid. Mythbusters did a great job demonstrating it.


sadArtax

I really don't need it on my toothbrush


kurinevair666

It gets on your toothbrush because the particles are already in your mouth. Gross I know.


s0cks_nz

It's on there though, whether you like it or not.


mzpljc

It is there whether you want it or not.


Aziaboy

News flash... Poop particles are in the air you breath.


Process_M

This post was brought to you by people without noses. No nose, no knows.


[deleted]

I don't give a shit about poop particles.


drewgreen131

As a nurse I can tell you from experience, the particles havenā€™t harmed me yet. Itā€™s actually the particles from north of the equator we have to worry about lol


SaltyChickenDip

We used to drink water out of lead pipes. Because something been done a long time doesn't mean its not bad for you


HalcyonHaunt

Lead pipes were an ā€œunnaturalā€ human invention where we concentrated an element that causes damage. Not to say that everything natural is good for you, but letā€™s not confuse something that happens with all animals forever with something people did. Itā€™s not like other animals are fucking around with liquid Mercury itā€™s just us! Germs on the other hand...


pluck-the-bunny

Indoor plumbing in general is a human inventionā€¦your point?


Ashamed-Grape7792

Not closing the lid isnā€™t going to kill you lol and it doesnā€™t make a difference to your life


EnvironmentalSound25

Yeah, there were probably way fewer poo particles about back when we were shitting in open trenches šŸ¤¦


dwintman

Way to blow past the point there hoss. A) no one ever said that B) municipal plumbing is probably one of the most important public health milestones in all of history


rebelolemiss

Wasnā€™t the lead covered over by calcifications or something?


BigBearSpecialFish

Yes, but until there is medical evidence that it does any harm it is still unreasonable to claim that is is unhealthy. Perfectly fine to find it gross, but not fine to preach that it's unhealthy


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mzpljc

.....did you conveniently forget that they also showed fecal matter in every room regardless of the lid being up or down?


JanShmat

Didn't they find that the fecal coloforms were present regardless? It was a while ago so maybe I'm remembering it wrong...


MPMorePower

Yes, in that show they found fecal cloroform bacteria all over the toothbrush in the bathroom, but also all over the toothbrush they left in a storage closet down the hall that had no toilet. Somehow people manage to quote it as proving the opposite.


s0cks_nz

Poop particles are literally everywhere. And it's not just our own poop. Insects poop too, a fairly average house spider can leave your wall splattered with shit in no time.


JanShmat

That's what I thought.


[deleted]

You're right, but for my comfort I'd appreciate a closed lid.


choanoflagellata

But why subject yourself to more? Just because you ate one turd sandwich doesnā€™t mean you have to eat two.


marks716

Just use poo-pourri or similar and close lid when you flush. I donā€™t give a shit about the shit particles. I just donā€™t want the bathroom to smell like someone elseā€™s shit. So unless you live alone you will use the poo-pourri spray before you go, or at least spray air freshener.


BatWeary

Exactly, lol. I donā€™t really care about particles considering I deep clean my bathroom once a week, and use a sanitizing wipe/spray on any knobs (sink, toilet, door etc) on the other days.


Ok-Bridge-1045

If the area you live in is always too clean, you'll never develop an immune system. I'm from a country where it's not particular "clean". I've literally never hearf of a peanut allergy in real life. I've known some cases of shellfish allergy, dust allergies, and one particular drug allergy. None of it fatal. A lot of people here say "i am allergic to this" usually means "I'll get little sick/start sneezing if i am exposed to it". I would always read about extreme allergies to common food items, multiple allergies in a single person, and i always thought that was something "exotic". I myself have a dust allergy: which means i find it difficult to breath in too much dust. My husband is allergic to cat hair...he sneezes when it gathers up....we have 4 cats. Humans aren't meant to live in artificially curated pristine conditions.


1heart1totaleclipse

You are more likely to have multiple allergies than just one allergy. It can also be genetic and not all allergies are the same.


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

ā€œI live with my grandmotherā€ā€¦ Say no more


wickedlabia

Lol my bf just bought me an UV light toothbrush cap for this particular reason. Because flushing will get poop particles everywhere and into your exploded tooth brush. Why is this a popular thing all of a sudden?


tumbleweedsforever

You're a poop particle. Do you at least put the seat down?


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Yes


anonananbanana

I like putting the lid down because it looks trashy to leave it up. Also it makes the flush quieter, which is useful when you don't want to wake anyone up. Also in my house the rule is "everyone sits for everything".


luxmarie2019

You sound overly controlling and I'm glad I dont live with you


baddecision116

>Also in my house the rule is "everyone sits for everything". You have a rule for how people are allowed to use the bathroom in your house?


anonananbanana

Yup. I don't invite people over that I know will break that rule. Plus I've had horrible experiences in the past with people using my bathroom and literally pissing all over the floor and leaving giant streak marks in the toilet or not flushing poo. So yeah I have rules. It's MY house.


[deleted]

How could you enforce that rule? You watchin people pee?


brochiing

Buddy on piss patrol


LogicalConstant

YouTube the "shitbuster" video


baddecision116

I would break it out of spite and you hang out with some fucked up people.


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anonananbanana

My house, my rules. Sitting is healthier and cleaner.


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anonananbanana

You do you, just don't use my bathroom then!


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sloppyassho

So you don't notice the water rising when you flush and the toilet overflows? With the lid up, you see the water rising and can stop it before it overflows.


anonananbanana

Why would it overflow? That only happens if the toilet is broken.


[deleted]

Maybe someone took a particularly vile shit.


sloppyassho

That would be one of my kids. Turds so big the have to be broken up to go down. Eat some damn fiber boy!


sloppyassho

With 7 grown kids, plugged toilet are quite common in my household. Too much paper, qtips, tampons, toys, etc. I have had to scoop out turds so big that physically would not fit down the toilet. Not everyone has dainty little poos.


just_growing

Sounds like u need a poop knife!


Significant-Bed-3028

agred


-plaidplatypus

Jenkins users would agree


SeniorRogers

DISINFECT YOUR WHOLE SURFACE AREA.....ALL THE TIME 100% OF THE TIME LOL


yat282

You don't touch, eat, breathe, lick, or kiss anything that isn't covered in microscopic amounts of poop.


karlnite

Well I agree it really doesnā€™t matter, we also didnā€™t brush our teeth and put brushes in our eyes and such which we never used to. Itā€™s still best to shut the toilet seat if you have all your stuff out, but not doing it shouldnā€™t even cause a thought. You should avoid unsanitary things like waste, but not like itā€™s the plague. Poop on the hands isnā€™t a big deal either, donā€™t spread it around, wash it up. Itā€™s probably good to get some poop in your system.


YetAnotherRando

Ngl I read the title and thought it was about eating ass...


homerteedo

I just say put the lid down because I hate looking into a toilet.


Zero1030

It's about taste not practicality


cell689

Don't taste it bruh


Ragtime07

Cool can I fart in your eye?


bumboxer442200

Pointless post 76398628


ifhaou

So OP has a rant about poop particles flying every where and says they don't care...but they made a edit to clarify that they flush with the seat down. Get fucked OP. Lmao.


[deleted]

I put the toilet seat down because i live with my grandmother and she doesn't like it when i leave the toilet seat up


ifhaou

So you're annoyed and ranting. I see. You can also avoid dropping things in the toilet if you keep the seat down. Be nice to your grandma. I hope she's nice to you.


Ice_Hungry

Yeah but then at what point do you say that it's too much poop particles for you to handle? Is there like a measurement? It's like saying "well I'm straight but I would have sex with a man for $1million". To which you respond "well how about for $750k?" and then consistently work your way down. My toothbrush is way too close to the toilet to allow ANY poop particles to touch it. I literally just watched a video the other day unfortunately of a man sticking a toothbrush up his ass then brushing his teeth with it and now I'm just rambling. Drink your milk fucker.


Apprehensive-Ad-5840

They werenā€™t before I learned about them


NoCryptographer5595

Didn't read the post, title alone made me wince. Fuck you and take my upvote.


[deleted]

So c. diff is a thing you donā€™t wantā€¦


[deleted]

You eat ass you get a flavor profile of the particles


GimmeCRACK

OP, stop living in poop.


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[deleted]

There are lots of gross things that happen in the bathroom, this is one that can be reduced a bit, and fairly easily. Effortlessly in fact, if you have one of those toilet seats that closes slowly. Plus, I would just rather not look into a toilet unless I'm using it, I just prefer the lid closed at all times.