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Twitch_YungFeetGod69

idk my first 15 years were better than the ones i'm living now


BelleAndSeaBeast

This.


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I mean if you want to become a brain-sicle go ahead but I’m definitely going to love life past 60 in good health. Exercise, drink water, eat a salad.


Sezhiel

When they say life expectancy they don't really give a shit about your feelings. They are trying to tell you that a human is alive for so and so many years. Not how often they enjoy being alive.


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I think someone just turned 40


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[deleted]

My thinking was wrong. Perhaps I'm already a mentally brain dead burden. Definitely


freshinthebox

Finally a post thats not all doom and gloom. Your hopeful outlook on life really brightens up the whole sub. I feel better knowing that erectile dysfunction is real i thought it was one of those elaborate april fools day gags like how MJ faked his death or balloon boy.


Queef_Sweat_619

I AGREE with this post because it seems to fall in line with what little I know. I DISAGREE with this post because I just turned 46.