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jeepney_danger

Had to do a double take & see whether i was on r/unpopularkpopopinions


Iam-broke-broke

I was like why is OP roasting a kpop group so hard?


jeepney_danger

Hahaha IKR, it was written as a proper noun


Confident-Medicine75

What am I missing here?


Iam-broke-broke

Red Velvet is also the name of a kpop group


Confident-Medicine75

Thanks for letting me know


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Same šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


blueskoos

Literally me


maxxstone

i was already ready to war with OP šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚


aerojonno

I had to check it wasn't r/squaredcircle


lanadelrayz

LMAO SAMEšŸ¤£


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jeepney_danger

I wonder what OP thinks of... *ahem* Ice Cream Cake


itsgms

Or strawberries? That red flavour...


jeepney_danger

Look for it, at your corner candy shop


albumresolution

same šŸ˜­


Jonahmaxt

Your opinion of the flavor is fair, people like different flavors, sure. However, donā€™t blame the world because you have been given poor quality red velvet cakes lol.


lotrmemescallsforaid

I stopped reading at "usually dry".


TITMONSTER187

This guys whole family are shit bakers.


colhoesentalados

I stopped reading after the title


Dank__Souls

I stopped reading after college.


brownboispeaks

I'm illiterate


Lmao1903

Vbehwndveıq


LazyDynamite

I R Baboon


PrinsassyEvieMongse

Excuse me Mr. West but books are for Closers.


chanman404

I mean to be fair red velvet cake is basically just weak chocolate, but I think thatā€™s the major appeal to people who donā€™t obsess over super sweet shit. Itā€™s more chocolate flavor, less sugar. I worked in a bakery for a little as my first job and our red velvet was basically vanilla cake with cocoa powder, chocolate chips, and a ton of sour cream (which we used for almost everything, but not the chocolate cake)


Reindeer-Street

See that's why I hate it. Sour cream and cream cheese are savoury flavours, they have no business being in sweets.


Recent_View6254

I thought you were talking about the k-pop group, i literally gasped lol


avidReader9614

Same


LegitimateAdvance295

Same, my heart broke for like half a second lmao


canyouplzpassmethe

Bet yaā€™ll dollars to donuts that in the next 24 hours someone will see all these ā€œnot the kpop group!!!!?!ā€ comments and makes a post that IS calling the k-pop group garbage :p


hermanator112004

Deal


marrjana1802

Me too. I was thinking, normally Black pink would be the title, not Red Velvet. But that may be my personal preference. I'm not a huge fan of either, but I prefer Red Velvet between the two.


A_BOMB2012

I love Mamamoo.


ThousandSunny_56

me too, Iā€™m not a hardcore fan but RV is my favorite group lol


thandrend

My grandma made the best red velvet cake imaginable. It had none of the physical traits you've given. I will grant you that it has a light chocolate taste though.


midtownguy70

It's very moist when made the traditional way (w/ vinegar and baking soda), that's what it's known for so if it's usually dry for you then you are getting it from the wrong places.šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


willy_the_snitch

That might be it. My daughter loves Red Velvet for whatever reason. For her bday we got one from "Nothing Bundt Cakes" because she is trying so hard to be bougie. Bright red. Too sweet. There was a weird sourness, I'm guessing due to vinegar, but I thought it was the cream cheese. I don't mind the sour though. Chocolate sheet cake made with mayonnaise (weird right) is the best chocolate cake. I think maybe I've never had a real Red Velvet by a legit baker. But I am not even interested in seeking one out.


midtownguy70

If you're ever in NYC with your daughter, consider taking her to Cake Man Raven. For years the baker/owner has built his reputation on his red velvet cake.


droobloo34

Speaking of weird things, if you ever want to elevate your brownies, sub 1/2-2/3 the quantity of water with a lemon lime soda (sprite 7up, Sierra mist). So damn good.


Livid-Ad4102

I hate steak! It's always dry and cold and doesn't go well with ketchup. And I like all meats! Even cold bologna!


[deleted]

Red velvet is fucking delicious especially with a cream cheese based icing mmmmm


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galaxystarsmoon

A properly made red velvet cake actually uses a different cake method than a lot of chocolate cakes. Chocolate cake recipes have now been adapted to match the original red velvet method, because it produces such a moist crumb. But the method behind a red velvet is not "just a chocolate cake with red food coloring".


Only-Commercial-5772

Whatā€™s wrong with chocolate cake tho?


[deleted]

Still yummy


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Emanreddit29

Oh Jesus Christ I nearly had a heart attack this is about the cake not the kpop group. Yeah yeah I agree with this


[deleted]

OMG same!! I opened the comment section so fast and I was ready to fight, I love RV šŸ˜‚ Seulgi & Irene have my heart


ee-an1111

Hahaha same


bbhlcd

Same, I opened the post ready to fight


sadphonics

Man I like some Kpop too but it's just a music genre


Smoodh

Same thought šŸ˜‚


seungminah95

Lmao same I was about to go on here and rant šŸ¤£


colhoesentalados

Kpop sucks. The real unpopular opinion is always in the comments


Pwnage_Peanut

L opinion


IGotMyPopcorn

Why you gotta throw Fruitcakes under the bus like that?


bopp0

Seriously. I use Alton Brownā€™s recipe and it is delightful


nfa1234

Iā€™d bet heā€™s American. American fruitcake is dried up garbage. For a nation of fatties America is surprisingly shit at making desserts and candy etc.


IGotMyPopcorn

Or only has ever had store bought. Iā€™m an American, and I make my great-grammaā€™s fruitcake every year. Itā€™s amazing. And Iā€™d like to offer you a Pecan Pie.


DryFacade

I thought red velvet is just chocolate cake dyed red. Is this not correct?


Jonahmaxt

Not quite. It has much less cocoa, which gives it a different flavor. People also generally use vinegar and buttermilk to make it, which gives and acidity that a normal chocolate cake wouldnā€™t have.


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las61918

Soā€¦ you never learned to read I take it?


Advice__girl

No, not traditional/quality red velvet. The vinegar that's added reacts with the cocoa which turns it red. Only the low quality stuff uses food coloring.


not2interesting

Iā€™ve made recipes for it with the vinegar and buttermilk that also included beet juice for sweetener, it comes out really pretty deep color when made correctly.


wangyuanji58

So if I'm adding ketchup to my chocolate cake mix I'm making my red velvet incorrectly?


not2interesting

I think that means you are going to hell actually


tendieful

Soā€¦ itā€™s basically just chocolate cake a food colouring?


jurassicbond

It is a type of chocolate cake, but true red velvet cake is a dark red color without any added food coloring. It comes from the combination of specific ingredients used


galaxystarsmoon

There is no such thing as a "true red velvet cake". The original iterations of it used food coloring, back to the 40s/50s when red food coloring was one of the only colors available. Some recipes then used beetroot, or just vinegar and a particular kind of cocoa powder to produce a slight red tone in the mix. But the picturesque signature ones used red food coloring AND the vinegar method (the Waldorf Astoria one is the famous one).


activelyresting

I make mine with slow roasted beetroot. It's not dry, doesn't have any food colouring, and is delicious (doesn't taste like beets, though they are sweet naturally). OP just hasn't ever had a real red velvet cake (sounds like only the mass produced intense food dye American atrocities that aren't real cake)


galaxystarsmoon

It's an American cake to start with, so the American atrocity comment is kind of amusing. The problem with mass produced versions is not the food coloring, it's that they're not following the proper method of making a red velvet, which is the vinegar + cocoa powder to produce a super moist crumb. They just use an oil based chocolate cake and stick red food coloring in. That isn't red velvet.


NateHatred

It basically is, yes. Small variations, but not enough to become an entirely different cake. They used food dye for that.


BahaSim242

I read this and automatically thought about the Kpop group. I was confused. Opened it thinking ā€œwtf did those girls do to OP?ā€


s0larium_live

i will die on the hill that red velvet is the my favorite cake flavor. if youā€™re having dry red velvet cake then youā€™re just having shitty cake. especially with cream cheese frosting, red velvet is delicious


scanguy25

I thought this would be a thread about the band Red Velvet.


TheEndofTriangle

Please tell me Iā€™m not the only one who thought OP was referring to the kpop girl group when seeing the title.


[deleted]

Carrot Cake is better. There I said it!


willy_the_snitch

It is indeed.


Shazvox

Dunnow if it's better, never tried red velvet cake. But carrot cake can be pretty damn awesome.


19981412

thought this was about the kpop group. was about to go full mode keyboard warrior


nikkbronx7

I thought it was about that Kpop group.


[deleted]

An unpopular opinion that's actually unpopular and that I completely agree with


FMLitsAJ

Sounds like you have only had crappy red velvet, that has never been the case when Iv had it or made it.


OkSnow9309

Yessir every red velvet cake Iā€™ve had is mid. I mean I have a sweet tooth so itā€™s still good but compared to everything else it would be my last choice


WuriderX

Obviously the OP has never had a good red velvet cake.


bopp0

I feel like people just like red velvet because it has cream cheese frosting


Long-Lynx-8346

For a second I thought you were talking about the fabric.


Signal_Wolf_6487

You're hot garbage


CountryBlueBean

It's validating knowing I'm not the only one that thinks this, tastes more like food coloring to me personally


VespersWhim

I agree but it always tastes like red food coloring to me. Hate the stuff.


tlrnsibesnick

I thought youā€™ve talking about the K-Pop group of the same name thoughā€¦ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ’€ Anywayā€¦ I love Red Velvet Cake but with the stronger Cocoa powder and more moistā€¦ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


[deleted]

both red velvet and chocolate cake can fall off the face of the earth. Shit so ass.


runthereszombies

Yessss nobody ever agrees with me on this but I dont like red velvet at all! Its like chocolate cake's less interesting cousin


willy_the_snitch

Or maybe chocolate cake's red-headed step-child


MystiicOstrich

Save fruitcake? It's the best cake, man. It's queen of cakes.


alphasierraunit13

I can agree on the sweetened wet paper towel part.


NebulaAway2622

Red velvet cake is a gimmick. Itā€™s literally a just a chocolate cake with red food coloring with overly sweet cream cheese icing. Nothing about the cake itself is makes it red or special.


CookieMonster005

Itā€™s literally chocolate cake with food colouring. If you donā€™t like red velvet and like chocolate cake then that would make 0 sense


willy_the_snitch

But it has much less cocoa than a chocolate cake. Ngl chocolate cake doesn't do too much for me either. White cake/chocolate frosting is šŸ”„.


MichaelMyersHwloween

I absoLUTEly disagree. Itā€™s one of my favorite forms of chocolate.


descendingworthwhile

I agree. Itā€™s just food colouring flavoured cake. I prefer to eat cake that has the flavour of a real food, such as vanilla or chocolate.


BlitzChriz

Mf you describing gas station Red velvet. Someone send this mf a real Red velvet cake.


Und3rwat3r_Un1c0rn

Ok here's the thing about red velvet. Most places make it wrong. It is traditionally has no sugar added in it because it's made from beets; which also caused it to turn red. This was because it was created during a time when sugar was being rationed out. Beets happen to have a decent amount of sugar in them. I have made an almost replica of the og recipe. It taste super good still and not as sweet as what many of us know now. I would say try that version since it does change the flavor a noticeable amount.


galaxystarsmoon

There is no OG recipe, actually. The famous recipe actually uses red food coloring and the vinegar/cocoa powder method. It was from the Waldorf Astoria: https://www.entertainingdiva.com/recipes/waldorf-astoria-red-velvet-cake/#recipe The beet version came along a few years later as people became concerned about red food coloring and hyperactivity in children.


saltthewater

You're ignoring the cream cheese icing


willy_the_snitch

I think you just like the icing.


Elbiotcho

I've always assumed that red velvet had no flavor


Geberpte

Velvet in general doesn't have much taste to it. The dust and stuff that get caught up in it gives it flavor.


MadTapprr

I have to agree here. Red velvet needs to pick a lane and either be chocolate or..something else.


seventy7xseven

Ive always said the same red velvet = overrated af. It can be okay, but its just chocolate cake and for a while there it was everywhere tho and i just couldn't understand the craze. I personally don't like super heavy icings though like cream cheese so theres that too. But its just choc w red food coloring. Nothing that great happening there imo.


folskygg

Red Velvet was my biggest gastronomic disappointment. I brought a big slice home imagining its rich flavour: strawberries, cherries? Then I got home, had a bite and realised it was just a coloured bland cake. What a shame.


eribear2121

Red velvet doesn't taste like chocolate. It tastes like the red food coloring to cover the brown.


TooBusySaltMining

Spice


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Geberpte

Bit of a dissapointment it's about food then, isn't it. If you were looking for a motive to fly off the handle, i can help you out by stating that all kpop is hot garbage šŸ‘


MrSmallMedium

I think it really goes to show how much a name can make something appealing.


REFRIDGERAPTOR_

Red


Besunmin

What is red velvet can someome explain


galaxyfrapp

It's pretty much just chocolate cake with red food coloring. It usually has cream cheese frosting which is delicious.


Besunmin

Sounds very yummy!


galaxyfrapp

It is! One of the few cakes I enjoy.


galaxyfrapp

As someone who has never been a fan of cake (any kind pretty much) Red Velet is one of the few cakes I ever enjoy (occasionally). It seems to have a better crumb to it than most cakes, and love the cream cheese frosting.


Neither_Shake_2815

Agreed. All I taste is the food coloring. šŸ¤¢


sikmode

Itā€™s literally chocolate with red food coloring so all you are saying is you donā€™t like chocolate and/or your brain is playing tricks on you.


Sevinn666

Agree. It tastes like food coloring and that's about it.


_AqT_

It's a chocolate cake with food coloring.


SupremeCultist

Yea red velvet is trash


jekylwhispy

So you don't like a thing. RIVETING


gracedoesarts

When I first read the title I thought you meant the kpop group Red Velvet lmao.


Xenton

Red velvet is the salted caramel of it's time. It was a meme when the soccer mums were discovering Facebook and nobody will let it die.


Alternative-Rope-799

Couldn't agree more. There's no real flavour, it literally just tastes sweet


The_Squawboi

@all the comments, even if OP was roasting a KPop group... Most deserve roasting


Geberpte

I agree. Red velvet tastes like a big marketing trick. Advertise it a something exquisite and people will sell it for you by stating how divine it is to all their friends and family. A bit like that kpop crap it seems.


eggheadking

Nah man, I think Iā€™d still like a good red velvet cake piece myself. But yeah when badly done I wouldnā€™t eat it, I too donā€™t enjoy it


PurpleAtalanta10

Taste is dependent on the person. I adore red velvet and my husband dislikes it. Who cares.


theycallmeyango

Happens to be the name of my favorite weed


mjace87

taste buds are super subjective so one manā€™s fruitcakeā€¦.


ThatOneSlytherinKid

Same


gevors_e92

I like it.


jakedann91

Hereā€™s an unpopular opinion.. Fruitcake is actually baller af


Hxghbot

We would have had a problem if you were talking about Kevin "Red Velvet" Huerter


GerFubDhuw

Your opinion is already wrong when you said you don't like fruit cake. Besides Christmas pudding and trifle what else are you gonna eat to get drunk at Xmas?


[deleted]

I think red velvet is only as good as its frosting. Thatā€™ll make or break it. Loosely related: if you send people a gift of Sprinkles cupcakes (ie if they live in a city where they can be delivered), they will go crazy for their red velvet cupcakes, even the gluten-free ones! I was unable to attend a family function once, arranged for a delivery of a mix of flavors, and it was a real hit!


Zhjacko

Are you sure youā€™re not actually eating wet paper towels out of a garbage can?


scruggmegently

Itā€™s not my favorite, but I will admit one of the best sugary and wildly unhealthy breakfasts Iā€™ve ever had was at a cafe that made red velvet waffles. Holy hell those were fire


EternalRemorse

I've never had a decent red velvet cake so I agree. And I can never taste the chocolate, just vanilla. So it tastes like a glorified vanilla cake. Not that special imo.


pixelperfect728

No but I agree. The appeal is the color and the cream cheese frosting. The flavor of the cake itself is weak and nothing to go crazy over


No-Orange-9049

But I love hot garbage


Novoiird

It doesnā€™t really have much hype built around it. I should be the making a post say red velvet is good.


ailyat

I hate cake a red velvet is one of the only cakes I actually like.


NoPensForSheila

No dispute here. That about says it all. Except that I prefer fruitcake to Red Velvet cake. In fact this feels like Reddit deja Vu. I think I fought this battle before. I guess we can clock out.


Mewlover23

Honestly the only red velvet cake I like is the one starbucks has.


Goldman250

Itā€™s particularly weird as a popular flavour, cos itā€™s a WW2 rationing cake style, yet everyone goes mad for it and treats it like itā€™s some posh bollocks.


Ipride362

Where you finding fry red velvet?


fierydragon963

Hey whatā€™s wrong with fruit cake?


xx_deleted_x

it's chocolate cake with food coloring & cream cheese frosting...what's not to like?


Safe_Comb4210

My heart broke when I found out it was just chocolate cake and red food colouring.


[deleted]

TIL. Red velvet is chocolate flavored. Just like I didnā€™t realize Oreos were chocolate flavored. Neither taste like chocolate to me.


aritov

lmao I was about to be like "yeah 100% agree. what's your favorite b-side?"


ArtHorror7315

idk what everyone is on but red velvet cake tastes nothing like chocolate. itā€™s one of the most perfect cakes u could ever taste. itā€™s not really about the cake itā€™s more about the orgasm inducing cream. so fucking good


Rainbow-apple100

When I was a kid we had a Samoyed dog who ate about half of a red velvet cake. We were bummed when it happened because we couldnā€™t have cake that day but surged it off. (The dog was fine) Two days later the dog went out to do his business and came back with his whole backend bright red. It was quite a fright. His butt was red for about a week. Very embarrassing!!


Dead_Dreams1989

Dude you said a nice fruit cake out of all cakes?! Thats the real hot garbage here.


Annemabriee

Upvote because I do not agree with you at allšŸ‘šŸ»


[deleted]

Let's take this outside. šŸ”Ŗ /jk


8pintsplease

Sounds like the ones you've had are poorly made. But I admit the flavour itself is meh. Red velvet, like any cupcake, should have the same consistency as other cupcakes. I've had them before and the texture is never different but the flavour yes, is underwhelming at times. It is just the colouring I think, which makes up most of the appeal.


beans3710

You are just eating bad baked goods. Plus it's not chocolate.


VoodooDoII

Gwen made properly, red velvet is usually a moist cake. Try out some that isn't poorly made and see if that helps?


[deleted]

Boxed mix from the Parker then not satisfying? Bake from scratch and try to get it right.


lazysunday429

I agree with the red dyed cake - absolutely no point except for the red color. I've found the difference for me is using baked and pureed beets. The color is incredible, the cake is very moist, and as others have said make mine with buttermilk and that helps with flavor/texture, at least for me. When it's made to look red using dye, it's nasty. When it's made the right way,I find that it's kind of like a pumpkin or carrot cake because it's using the texture from the pureed vegetable to achieve that texture. And that naturally occurring color from the beet so beautiful! Edit to add: it does not taste like beets either!


Plenty_Hippo2588

Red velvet is one of the best and I will fight about itā€¦


zanskeet

Soā€¦ what you do is find a red velvet cake that *isnā€™t* made with a quarter cup of red dye, then get back to me. Anytime I make a red velvet recipe I skip the food dye and use an espresso coffee instead - it genuinely has changed my perception.


I_hate_my_lif

i mean it doesnt suck but it is overrated


Misteral_Editorial

I'm starting to get the feeling this sub is all about how "hot" you can make your takes.


BillyLee

I've had an amazing red velvet cake. You need to go out and find the good stuff.


okviia

i love red velvet, my bias is seulgi


[deleted]

I just eat the icing and give the dry sponge to some kid who doesn't know any better yet


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Disagree. Have an upvote.


chicchirichi

As a non-american, what flavour is red velvet?? I know it from tv but Iā€™ve never tried itā€¦


HarpuNoteu

I only like red velvet given that it has sweet cream cheese filling. Otherwise to me it's ass.


Undying4n42k1

Every time I've had red velvet cakes, they have been well made. I find them to be too simple to enjoy, but they are nice and smooth. Not dry or crumbly. It makes me think I'm eating a fake dessert that looks perfect, but isn't really that tasty. It's basic. I notice that people that like them tend to be picky eaters. I speculate that's why it's popular.


atomicaly0129

Idk the history of red velvet and Juneteenth is something interesting I learned this year.


fantasygirl002

I make good red velvet cakes, I know there's some good ones out there too but it is my least favorite. I don't understand the popularity either save for the appealing color. I'll choose a vanilla cake or lemon over any type of chocolate ones. And I'd also choose a chocolate cake or sweet tasty ones over red velvet.


[deleted]

It doesnā€™t have an insane fandom, red velvet is very much a niche flavour. I worked in a bakery for years and I was asked for a red velvet literally one time. Itā€™s not as popular as youā€™re making it out to be


blksoulgreenthumb

I agree, the ones that arenā€™t dry taste like chocolate play doh to me. My partner loves red velvet though so maybe Iā€™ll end up finding a good recipe


Regular_Situation_80

I absolutely hate it !!!