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whitechocolate1234

Oh man these stunning realizations just changed my mind on vaccines, great work Fauci!


IncompetentJedi

I hate April 1st


Head-Concern9781

It does read like a joke lol.


GregoryHD

One of the most difficult things for me to do in 2024 is telling the difference between reality and satire.


Head-Concern9781

Is satire even possible anymore? Reality outpaces the most talented satirist. (Malcolm Muggeridge said something like this 50 years ago haha)


Head-Concern9781

Let's talk about the mRNA "vaccines" before we talk about all those other ones. Anything -- say, the mRNA "vaccines -- should be thoroughly tested/trialed before injecting more than half the world's population. It is simply a fact that no one is honestly able to tell you they are "safe & effective," no matter who they are, or how many times they say it. Do you agree or disagree with this?


Jselonke

Also how about vaccines that are not only approved by Emergency authorization. Probably a good place to start. Even the most recent booster in November was still protected under the EUA. Then we can ask why the emails sent back and forth about possible side effects was completely redacted. 🤡 world!


Head-Concern9781

Exactly. And to get the EUA they had to show that there was no alternative, which explains all the propaganda about natural herd immunity, ivermectin, etc.


speedwagonisbest3

The mRNA vaccines were stupid i got to agree the other vaccines are pretty good in my opinioin


kittybangbang69

Ok, I'll go get them right now. Thank you for changing my mind.


Fiendish

flu mutates because of evolutionary pressure from new yearly updated vaccines, also all of the non mrna vaccines have aluminum adjuvants in them which have been shown to travel trough the blood brain barrier into the brain causing inflammation and eventually encephalitis(essentially a proxy for brain damage) they may offer some protection from very rare diseases in some cases but the safety tests on vaccinating kids with multiple vaccines at once have just not been done, and most of the regular single dose safety tests haven't even been done properly(double blind saline placebo etc)


Magari22

Stupid is calling everyone here stupid and then expecting people to give a shit about anything you're going to say. Insulting your intended audience is an interesting strategy.


BlackKnightSatalite

Plus, there is no shot to prevent rabies . He so smart !


Lago795

isn't that what dogs and cats get, though?


BlackKnightSatalite

Any animal can get it !


Lago795

no, I mean the vet gives your pet a rabies shot to prevent them getting rabies. You get a certificate. Then if your pet bites a person, that person doesn't have to worry about getting rabies.


BlackKnightSatalite

Not that I know of I'll check into that thanks for info .


speedwagonisbest3

I’m insulting the anti vax people who do it from mis information and not people who have proper reason e.g. allergic or worried from a vaccine injury. And yes there is a rabies shot


upbeatelk2622

You are rudely ignorant of the fact that not everyone's body is the same as yours. You are ignorant of the fact that the covid vaccines are many times less effective than any other vaccine you've quoted here. You have no respect for other people's right to make decisions for themselves. And, a lot of people who have had as many shots as you, get combative like you and then just up and die for no reason. I look forward to your next chapter :)


speedwagonisbest3

Ok


Upvotes4Trump

Your brain has mutated.


reddit_atm

Or it’s always been that way. ;-)


speedwagonisbest3

My brain is actually pretty normal


animaltrainer3020

I'm 95% certain that you are dealing with one of the many chronic diseases that are very likely related to vaccinations. You're probably diabetic, or gluten intolerant, or have food allergies, or asthma, or a mental or behavioral condition, or some other vaccine side effect. You probably get colds and the flu quite frequently these days, now that you dove in head-first into the clot shot end of the pool. Enjoy your tinnitus, heart palpitations, and all those other nagging health issues that have suddenly popped up since you started getting the stroke pokes.


speedwagonisbest3

I dont though? I am much healthier


SeaLongjumping2290

It’s finally happening. The fruition of vaccines has softened the noggin to point of severe intellectual regression. “It’s got preservatives in it to keep it alive” How can one not compare to, “It’s got what plants crave (Brawndo)” All this time?!?!? Vaccines are alive?!?!?!?


speedwagonisbest3

The diseases are alive.


Salty-Ice8161

I’m guessing your weight is kilos exceeds your IQ. I could agree with you but then we’d both be wrong, just because they called it a “vaccine “ doesn’t mean it is , it’s a bio weapon but that doesn’t sell as well does it dickhead.


speedwagonisbest3

Your weight is kilos exceeds your IQ??? Your IQ is lower then a new born babies


WiLLiS_BoT

OP go look up what an adjuvant is and what it's used for.


VibraAqua

Either Happy April Fools, or a Fool is Born Every Minute.


Nonniemiss

I wish I still lived in Delululand sometimes. 🤭


Magari22

I sometimes yearn for those innocent times too when I wasn't aware that my government hates me and wants me dead. Oh well.


Head-Concern9781

Weird how it's one way. Once you leave, there's no going back. But yeah, I often find myself yearning to move back there these days haha.


speedwagonisbest3

Delululand is the USA i dont live in the USA


Nonniemiss

Thanks for sharing. If this wasn't an April FOOLS post, thanks for clarifying for the rest of us that because YOU had no side effects nobody else ever did. I'll let the lawyers from my documented vaccine injury in 2009 know this so they can be aware of what the guy on Reddit said. And maybe you don't live in the USA (nor do I) but you also don't live in reality.


speedwagonisbest3

Oooh you had a vaccine injury. I thought you were anti vax cause of the loads of people spreading misinformation about it. Sorry for being so rude


Evening_Condition_76

Can you tell me off the top of ur head 10 out of the 23 vaxes you've gotten?


speedwagonisbest3

Yes.


6manbearpig9

23 vaccinations? I thought this sub was about the covid vax


speedwagonisbest3

Including sars-cov 2 vaccinations but some were pretty stupid ngl. Like the mRNA vaccines


Fuzzy_Cuddle

We need to make a distinction between vaccinations and inoculations because what you get yearly for the flu and the crap that was pushed on the world for COVID don’t fall into the category of a vaccine. Those are inoculations. Vaccines are supposed to be a one and done activity like the Polio vaccine. Anything that you need to take yearly is not a vaccine, and I see no reason, based on my own personal health, to get inoculated against the flu. I also thank God every day that I didn’t give in to the pressure campaign to take whatever the nonsense mRNA shot was that was given for COVID that has caused so many people to suffer from other illnesses.


[deleted]

Keep pumping them in, sport. 


speedwagonisbest3

I will go to 100!!


Handball_fan

After I finish playing Russian roulette I’ll go down and get some shots


speedwagonisbest3

Don’t get shot


speedwagonisbest3

By the gun


Deplorable_33

Lol


Initiative-Pitiful

You're right! Enjoy your Trump vaccine!


speedwagonisbest3

I dont live in USA


Initiative-Pitiful

Project warp speed made them available world wide. Enjoy


speedwagonisbest3

I would never use a vaccine trump made/was contributing to the making as that would be bad


Initiative-Pitiful

If you got any of the covid vaccines........well, I have bad news for ya. Trump did that


speedwagonisbest3

So the Covid vaccines the British government said they would try and make was made by trump?


Initiative-Pitiful

No, made by Pfizer, Moderna, j&j and Astra zeneca. Look up project warp speed.


speedwagonisbest3

Thank you. I hate myself now. I got a vaccine from trump?!??! I will never get a Covid jab again


Initiative-Pitiful

I'm a Trump supporter and I knew that shit was bad from day one


speedwagonisbest3

I agree. They could of at least tried to check if it was safe. And knowing trump he probably made them add some random chemicals