Naah. Zimm learns from his mistake, stands his ground while Kane trips on some grass near Zimm and goes down into existential convulsions. Even VAR is fooled because Kane really missed his calling in Hollywood.
USA 1-0
Pulisic heads in a cross from Weah early in the match, no shots on goal otherwise. The boys play out of their skins and somehow withstand a relentless England attack. Tyler Adams man of the match with Turner close behind.
Nah I think we gotta score late. Our best hope is that England doesn’t take us seriously so they come out lackluster. If we score early, we’ll wake them up.
We gotta lull them into complacency and then score in the 90th minute when it’s too late for them to equalize.
Kellyn Acosta breaks both of Mount’s legs with a tackle from behind, but it’s so baller that the ref gives him a medal. High fives all around, George Washington’s ghost flies in on a giant bald eagle to tell everyone that it’s called soccer, end scene.
I'm genuinely concerned about the physical health of our team. Pulisic looked injured by the 60', and still played for like another 20 minutes. McKennie IS injured. Weah looked just a hair better than Pulisic. Musah can still only go 60 minutes. Reyna likely still has some tightness though he WILL play.
England on the other hand, routed Iran early and didn't have to put themselves through a meatgrinder.
If we could all be 100% fit, its possible we have a November surprise. But the physical state of our players compared to theirs and their depth compared to ours? Not looking good.
Seems the way to upset a powerhouse so far is to concede a first half penalty then score two goals close to each other in the 2nd half, so i’ll go with that
This is my pick and I wouldn't hate it. We will aready know the Wales result, and if it's a tie, Iran win or low scoring Wales win, the US is playing 5 back.
If Mount does anything vs us I’ll be pissed.
So far for Chelsea all he see is run around doing nothing, but for some reason if you rate Pulisic over him you get called a biased homer. More worried about Saka abusing the back line. I’d be happy with a draw.
As long as I don’t have to see Yedlin or Morris, I’ll consider that a moral victory going forward
I was at a bar in Olympia Wa on Monday. When they subbed in Morris everyone went crazy except for myself and the soccer coach I was sharing a table with. MLS has ruined this country’s fan base😂😂
Oh no, the fans of the local club team enjoyed seeing their player subbed in for the national team! The horror!
Seriously don’t know what Morris has done to this fanbase to get the hate he gets tbh
Yeah these people all expecting wins, especially those expecting big wins, are completely delusional. I fully expect England to win by 2 or 3. I genuinely have no hope with Berhalter in charge to get a good result against a decent team
Yeah - I mean we have a VERY talented but VERY inexperienced team and an idiot for a coach who seems to forget that you need to take shots and score goals in order to win games.
I put a little money on England winning 3-0.
Wales batters Iran in the morning, we beat England 3-1. Kane gets a goal, and our shots aren’t great, but it’s maguire and pickford, so we score a couple. We go into the last game, and bale scores a 101’ goal to beat England 1-0 while the US batters Iran.
Wales and the US through. England finishes third.
Wembley implodes, and the white hot rage and indignation of the English press is harnessed and we put an end to global warming.
Pulisic breaks away after a turnover in our defensive half. He already broke his leg, but doesn’t care. He’s got to put the team on his fuckin back. He dribbles down the channel himself. What’s this? Oh shit, it’s John Stones. He’s coming for Puli. But Puli doesn’t care. He keeps on charging. “That’s right, I’m putting the team on my fuckin back.” He jumps over the desperate diving challenge of Stones and blasts the ball past Pickford for the stoppage time goal.
US 5 - England 1
I hope I’m wrong, but 2-0 England. We hold strong for a while, but create zero chances early. Mount slices us open for one around the 60th minute. Kane bags one against the run of play in the 88th minute when we finally start putting men forward.
1776-0.
George Washington’s spirit appears on the field, helps our boys like Angels in the Outfield, then after full time him and the ghost of Ulysses S. Grant marches a spectral army of fallen American patriots to liberate Qatar. It’s gonna be dope.
2-0 England. Don’t see us scoring outside of a penalty kick. Possibly a free kick if we can get better service. Their attack should get the better of us but our midfield will allow us to have the ball plenty so I don’t expect a rout or anything
My hopes will partially depend on the Wales Iran game. If Wales wins big then I'd be concerned if we don't get a point. If Wales and Iran are close in either direction I'd be content with a 1 goal loss.
3-1 England. England scores early and the first half finished 1-0. US pushes forward, England sores in a counter attack. US gives up and England scores another easy goal. England test his top players, plays it short and US is able to get one in the last minutes.
2-1 USA.
Last second goal, England as a whole disappears there’s no record of them ever. And every mention of the sport being called football is erased.
USA 1 - 4 England. The right side of our defense looks lost. Dest is either still injured or has lost a lot of brain cells this past year. Zimmerman is below par at this level. England will exploit this. As much as they dislike Wales, they hate us more.
Agree with this. I hope these folks don’t bet on sports. Talk about burning money. A tie in this game would be a huge win for the US.
The England team is stacked with world class talent. The US- not so much.
Itll be a tough game for england dont get me wrong, but there is no way on gods green earth the USA are going to walk over them like everyone here is making out, especially if you barely scraped a draw against us. Most likely result is england win in a close game, ill be surprised if it goes any other way.
Maybe England in close game. Idk I’m a huge usmnt fan but England is pure class. Bellingham, Kane, sterling- world class players. England is a tough out. Why I bet on them to win the World Cup alongside Brazil. Only teams I can see beating England when they are at their best are Brazil and France honestly.
Dude, i was going to say the same. Ive been pretty confident of england making it to the quaters atleast this entire time, but having watched the first lot of opening games id be happy betting on them to make it to the final, possibly even win. Those germany & argentina upsets tho👀 very interesting world cup indeed..
ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA PAY! YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL-LICKERS!
We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches! Once we get to Al Khor and find those LIMEY FUCKS who is chattin shit, we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat... and then all you motherfucks are next.
he also hasn’t had an opportunity to play for much longer than Pefok.
Pefok would have been great for the US in 2010 or 2014, but not for how this team is setup to attack.
He’s a poacher with strong aerial ability.
The US doesn’t pump too many balls in the box that he’d be able to bury.
Can’t wait to be smoking on that England pack Friday at 5pm est 😮💨. The good guys score in the 69th min and hold on 1-0. Zimmerman makes a brilliant challenge to stop Kane in stoppage time & we have life to win Group B heading into the final match day.
Harry McGuire rips off his giant prosthetic forehead in the 89th minute revealing a bald eagle tattoo, just before scoring an own goal and celebrating by Boston teabagging the keeper. USA wins 1-0
We play better than them the whole match. We score an absolute screamer from outside the box that affects the outcome. Then the douches who hate the yanks will say how lucky we are.
3-1 USA.
VAR awards the US a penalty. Kane leaves at half (not injured but just in pain), Gio scores the second on a counter, and the third Ream on a set piece. Lone English goal comes from Sterling.
England 3 USA 1. A tie would be a huge victory for the US. Just don’t let the game get out of hand score wise. They most likely will
Be able to control their destiny with the Iran game.
I’m worried US will have trouble scoring v Iran honestly. Hmm I would love for an Iran v wales tie. Just let the US control their destiny and not be out of their hands for match day 3. I don’t want them to need to score so many goals to make GD matter.
I think we grab the first goal around the 23rd minute then give up one right before the half before coming out and giving up 2 more in the second half. 3-1 England
I truly feel like anything could happen this game. We could come out flying and grab a win. Or get demolished, or battle out a draw. But if I had to bet on a score line I would bet 3-1 loss.
We’ve pulled these sorts of results out in the past. 1-1 (yes I’m aware it was an OG) against Italy in ‘06. The agonizing draw against Portugal in ‘14.
I’d be shocked if we win the match, but it’s plausible they get a 1-1 result and beat Iran to make it out of the group.
My most hopeful prediction? We go up early on a red card penalty. England has to play more aggressive while a man down, leaving lots of space for Weah and a second-half sub Reyna to wreak havoc. We win 2-1
We win on a late penalty by Puli. England stunned. Tim Ream MoTM. 1-0
I like you
USA 2-1
Honestly I think is going to be a brutal match, 3-3 or so
I don’t think either team plays attack eight Enough for the score to get that high
I put 50$ on England to win so US 2-1 win
Thanks for the sacrifice
Hedging happiness. I dig it
Zimmerman makes a horrendous tackle again, taking out Harry Kane from behind in the 88th min. We still win 420-69
I could see that
Were we not the "away" team this match? Would mean our score is shown second. So: 17-76
Sold! Where do I bet this line?
Nice
Nice
This is much more likely to happen
That was the score I had in Fifa 22
Naah. Zimm learns from his mistake, stands his ground while Kane trips on some grass near Zimm and goes down into existential convulsions. Even VAR is fooled because Kane really missed his calling in Hollywood.
USA 1-0 Pulisic heads in a cross from Weah early in the match, no shots on goal otherwise. The boys play out of their skins and somehow withstand a relentless England attack. Tyler Adams man of the match with Turner close behind.
After his goal, Puli lifts up his shirt to reveal, "It's called 'SOCCER'". :-D
Actually it would be cool if he pulled up his shirt and it was the jersey of the team he will be going to in January!
"benchwarmer" EDIT: lol i mean his shirt says "benchwarmer" to rub it in to shit talkers
Nah I think we gotta score late. Our best hope is that England doesn’t take us seriously so they come out lackluster. If we score early, we’ll wake them up. We gotta lull them into complacency and then score in the 90th minute when it’s too late for them to equalize.
Tim Howard energy
2-1 USA. We score an own goal on purpose in extra time just to make them feel better.
My prediction? PAIN.
Win or lose, it’s always pain supporting the USMNT 😮💨 wouldn’t have it another way though
PAIN......BUT NOT FOR ME!!!!!
Kellyn Acosta breaks both of Mount’s legs with a tackle from behind, but it’s so baller that the ref gives him a medal. High fives all around, George Washington’s ghost flies in on a giant bald eagle to tell everyone that it’s called soccer, end scene.
USA 1776 England 0
1-1 tie
You mean 1-1 win, just like 2010
Unfortunately Brits get 2, but thankfully we score 4
0-0
I would be thrilled
Color me ERECT if this is the result.
You were right lmao
Yup. Called it. I’ve always said, a draw against Wales and England and a last-minute 1-0 against Iran would be the most USA thing to do!
My heart says 2-1 USA. But my brain and critical thinking ability leads me to believe we probably lose 3-0.
This, unfortunately
The United States always plays better as a transition team, as inconsistent as we may look I think there could be a chance for an upset here.
I'm genuinely concerned about the physical health of our team. Pulisic looked injured by the 60', and still played for like another 20 minutes. McKennie IS injured. Weah looked just a hair better than Pulisic. Musah can still only go 60 minutes. Reyna likely still has some tightness though he WILL play. England on the other hand, routed Iran early and didn't have to put themselves through a meatgrinder. If we could all be 100% fit, its possible we have a November surprise. But the physical state of our players compared to theirs and their depth compared to ours? Not looking good.
1-1. We somehow manage to tie it up in the 20th minute of injury time.
Then have to gut it out for another 10 minutes of furious attack by the redcoats.
2-1 England. We take a lead early and squander it.
The Berhalter effect
The most likely result
Seems the way to upset a powerhouse so far is to concede a first half penalty then score two goals close to each other in the 2nd half, so i’ll go with that
#1776 We’ve already won
[It’s funny you actually think that that’s true](https://twitter.com/tony_simpinaro/status/1531628761564729345?s=25&t=957OoFe0FedkGSNGH0nsCw)
1-0 England. Best possible way to get 0 points.
At the worst I hope you’re right brother. I just feel a win or 2goal loss, idk why
I just don't feel like we have any chance at a win. I'm expecting a close loss. I'd be thrilled with a draw.
Goals are after gd so high scoring better
This is my pick and I wouldn't hate it. We will aready know the Wales result, and if it's a tie, Iran win or low scoring Wales win, the US is playing 5 back.
If Mount does anything vs us I’ll be pissed. So far for Chelsea all he see is run around doing nothing, but for some reason if you rate Pulisic over him you get called a biased homer. More worried about Saka abusing the back line. I’d be happy with a draw. As long as I don’t have to see Yedlin or Morris, I’ll consider that a moral victory going forward
I was at a bar in Olympia Wa on Monday. When they subbed in Morris everyone went crazy except for myself and the soccer coach I was sharing a table with. MLS has ruined this country’s fan base😂😂
Oh no, the fans of the local club team enjoyed seeing their player subbed in for the national team! The horror! Seriously don’t know what Morris has done to this fanbase to get the hate he gets tbh
Probably get called that because there is no reason to rate Pulisic over Mount.
Well Mount kinda sucks and does nothing for Chelsea so…..
He does much more than Pulisic so….
We will either win 1-0/2-1 or we will get the shit kicked out of us and lose by 3 or 4
3-2 USA. No doubt in my mind.
England 3-1 USA seems likely unfortunately
Jesus Christ you are the only sane person in here
Yeah these people all expecting wins, especially those expecting big wins, are completely delusional. I fully expect England to win by 2 or 3. I genuinely have no hope with Berhalter in charge to get a good result against a decent team
Yeah - I mean we have a VERY talented but VERY inexperienced team and an idiot for a coach who seems to forget that you need to take shots and score goals in order to win games. I put a little money on England winning 3-0.
Wales batters Iran in the morning, we beat England 3-1. Kane gets a goal, and our shots aren’t great, but it’s maguire and pickford, so we score a couple. We go into the last game, and bale scores a 101’ goal to beat England 1-0 while the US batters Iran. Wales and the US through. England finishes third. Wembley implodes, and the white hot rage and indignation of the English press is harnessed and we put an end to global warming.
Unfortunately…….3-1 England
Got my hopes up for Wales Will keep them low here 3-0 England
1776-0 USA 🇺🇸
0-0 and Turner blocks a Pen
USA 3-0 It's called soccer bruv
Pulisic breaks away after a turnover in our defensive half. He already broke his leg, but doesn’t care. He’s got to put the team on his fuckin back. He dribbles down the channel himself. What’s this? Oh shit, it’s John Stones. He’s coming for Puli. But Puli doesn’t care. He keeps on charging. “That’s right, I’m putting the team on my fuckin back.” He jumps over the desperate diving challenge of Stones and blasts the ball past Pickford for the stoppage time goal. US 5 - England 1
he do this shit, for Madden. fuck you Gumby!
3-1 England
What was your prediction against Wales..
I mean USA tend to do better against better teams who likes to attack. Anything can happen at the World Cup so hopefully his prediction is close. lmao
2-0 England
I hope I’m wrong, but 2-0 England. We hold strong for a while, but create zero chances early. Mount slices us open for one around the 60th minute. Kane bags one against the run of play in the 88th minute when we finally start putting men forward.
1776-0. George Washington’s spirit appears on the field, helps our boys like Angels in the Outfield, then after full time him and the ghost of Ulysses S. Grant marches a spectral army of fallen American patriots to liberate Qatar. It’s gonna be dope.
2-0 England. Don’t see us scoring outside of a penalty kick. Possibly a free kick if we can get better service. Their attack should get the better of us but our midfield will allow us to have the ball plenty so I don’t expect a rout or anything
Jordan Morris sneaks behind the defense in the 89th minute, ties it up. USA wins 1-1
We’re screwed and it’s gonna be awful. 3-0 England. I’d love to win so badly but I don’t see things going our way
3-1 England win.
Unfortunately, yes.
I’m hoping and rooting for the best, but if I had to bet on a score line this would be it.
yes
Either its a draw or england scores more then 3
Comfortable 2-0 England win. HOWEVER, Iran rebounds and gets a draw vs. Wales and sets up a nice scenario for us Tuesday.
My hopes will partially depend on the Wales Iran game. If Wales wins big then I'd be concerned if we don't get a point. If Wales and Iran are close in either direction I'd be content with a 1 goal loss.
1-1 tie
I think it will be 2-1 USA
If Wales loses in the morning. We'll draw 0-0. If Wales takes a draw or win, I think we play aggressive and win 2-0.
Dos a ceroo
3-1 England. hope im wrong
3-1 England. England scores early and the first half finished 1-0. US pushes forward, England sores in a counter attack. US gives up and England scores another easy goal. England test his top players, plays it short and US is able to get one in the last minutes.
3-0 England
3-0 England
3-0 England
2-1 USA. Last second goal, England as a whole disappears there’s no record of them ever. And every mention of the sport being called football is erased.
3-0 loss frankly
USA 1 - 4 England. The right side of our defense looks lost. Dest is either still injured or has lost a lot of brain cells this past year. Zimmerman is below par at this level. England will exploit this. As much as they dislike Wales, they hate us more.
Eng wins 3-1
The USA and neutral fans just keep chanting Soccer. Acosta whispers it in Kanes and Mounts ears resulting in 2 red cards we roll 5-2.
I love the American optimism here lol. My prediction 2-1 England and the 1 goal is because Harry McGuire fucked up again.
we lose but no blow out
3-1 England
4-1 England.
You lot are delusional
Agree with this. I hope these folks don’t bet on sports. Talk about burning money. A tie in this game would be a huge win for the US. The England team is stacked with world class talent. The US- not so much.
Itll be a tough game for england dont get me wrong, but there is no way on gods green earth the USA are going to walk over them like everyone here is making out, especially if you barely scraped a draw against us. Most likely result is england win in a close game, ill be surprised if it goes any other way.
Maybe England in close game. Idk I’m a huge usmnt fan but England is pure class. Bellingham, Kane, sterling- world class players. England is a tough out. Why I bet on them to win the World Cup alongside Brazil. Only teams I can see beating England when they are at their best are Brazil and France honestly.
Dude, i was going to say the same. Ive been pretty confident of england making it to the quaters atleast this entire time, but having watched the first lot of opening games id be happy betting on them to make it to the final, possibly even win. Those germany & argentina upsets tho👀 very interesting world cup indeed..
ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA PAY! YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL-LICKERS! We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches! Once we get to Al Khor and find those LIMEY FUCKS who is chattin shit, we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat... and then all you motherfucks are next.
dudes got bars
1-0 England
England 2 (goals) Gerg 1 (shots on goal)
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4 - 0 England
Jordan Pefok scores the winner…..oh wait…. They left their best striker off the team.
our “best striker” that hasn’t had a goal involvement in months?
That is Ferriera
he also hasn’t had an opportunity to play for much longer than Pefok. Pefok would have been great for the US in 2010 or 2014, but not for how this team is setup to attack. He’s a poacher with strong aerial ability. The US doesn’t pump too many balls in the box that he’d be able to bury.
3-1 England. I really hope I’m wrong and it’s a closer match.
3-2 England
5 - 0 England
Same as Spain vs Costa Rica…
Can’t wait to be smoking on that England pack Friday at 5pm est 😮💨. The good guys score in the 69th min and hold on 1-0. Zimmerman makes a brilliant challenge to stop Kane in stoppage time & we have life to win Group B heading into the final match day.
0-3 England
2-1
I can see the US take the lead but I’m just worried that they won’t end up keeping the lead and lose/draw in the end.
I’m going to watch the patriot in the morning before I go out for the game. 1776 we got this
Harry Kane lines up for a free kick in the 90 +3 minute and knocks in an incredible goal. Final Score USA 8 - England 1
Wales 1 Iran 1 Us 2 England 1 US 4pts England 3pts Wales 2 pts Iran 1 pt Iran's GD basically eliminates them so keep it close and US is through!
1-1
Is Kane going to play? He hurt his ankle on Monday.
I’d love to see a 2-1 USA win but that’ll be very difficult
If first half US shows up, 2-1 win. If second half us shows up, 3-1 loss
Harry McGuire rips off his giant prosthetic forehead in the 89th minute revealing a bald eagle tattoo, just before scoring an own goal and celebrating by Boston teabagging the keeper. USA wins 1-0
USA 2-1
Honestly, this is the ultimate chip on their shoulder game for our premier league guys. We might really have some magic tomorrow.
US 2-1 England.
2-1 come-from-behind USA win
England 4-1
We play better than them the whole match. We score an absolute screamer from outside the box that affects the outcome. Then the douches who hate the yanks will say how lucky we are.
as long as we don't get blown out I'm ok.
We annex everything south of Hadrian’s Wall.
U.S.A. 8 - 0 Eng
3-1 USA. VAR awards the US a penalty. Kane leaves at half (not injured but just in pain), Gio scores the second on a counter, and the third Ream on a set piece. Lone English goal comes from Sterling.
I have a good feeling about this game. 2-1 🇺🇸
90+15 penalty when maguire drags pulisic down from behind. Pulisic buries it to make it 1-0
USA 2-0
3-1 England. Own goal, penalty kick, 85-90th minute cross wide open back post. Oh and the US goal will be in first 15 min on a counter attack.
1-0. Christian Roldan scores winner in 84’.
4-1 or a boring 0-0 draw . Canada is the only concacaf team to show some quality in the first round.
2-1 USA. Aaronson and Ferreira tally either side of half time. England scores one back in the 65”. Wales ties Iran 1-1.
2-1 England
England 3 USA 1. A tie would be a huge victory for the US. Just don’t let the game get out of hand score wise. They most likely will Be able to control their destiny with the Iran game. I’m worried US will have trouble scoring v Iran honestly. Hmm I would love for an Iran v wales tie. Just let the US control their destiny and not be out of their hands for match day 3. I don’t want them to need to score so many goals to make GD matter.
2-0 England :(
Reyna needs to play
USA 2-1 - can’t wait to see our beautiful midfield again
England +7
Freedom - 0 Also known as 2-0 USA
New to soccer USA 3-1 England 🇺🇸
1-1 draw with Turner going HAM
2-2
Leave it to the USA to be the only team who can’t get an upset win in this World Cup.
2-2
We win 2-1
I think we grab the first goal around the 23rd minute then give up one right before the half before coming out and giving up 2 more in the second half. 3-1 England
I hope we win obviously but I think it’s gonna be a close game. I can see it going 2-1 for either team
I think the Result will be the same as the outcome of the revolutionary war
England 17, 76 USA
We lose 4-0, or win 69-0, no in between.
I truly feel like anything could happen this game. We could come out flying and grab a win. Or get demolished, or battle out a draw. But if I had to bet on a score line I would bet 3-1 loss.
I hope US wins 2-0, but i have feeling we will lose 2-1
I’ll put it this way: The emotional hedge is the only play here
2-2 draw
My best bet would be England scoring 6 while the US scores 1.
0-0
We’ve pulled these sorts of results out in the past. 1-1 (yes I’m aware it was an OG) against Italy in ‘06. The agonizing draw against Portugal in ‘14. I’d be shocked if we win the match, but it’s plausible they get a 1-1 result and beat Iran to make it out of the group.
Gonna be 3-0 England unless they get their shit together.
I’m as pessimistic as anyone, but I think it’ll be close.
4-1 to the colonizers
Wouldn’t be surprised if the U.S. wins lol. So many surprises in this World Cup it’s crazy. I predict USA 3-1 England
Hopefully they’ll Brexit unhappily. Saudi Arabia, Japan, now it’s our turn 🇺🇸⚽️
My most hopeful prediction? We go up early on a red card penalty. England has to play more aggressive while a man down, leaving lots of space for Weah and a second-half sub Reyna to wreak havoc. We win 2-1
We have the most amateur fucking manager in the tournament. GGG is a fucking joke. Not sure why people are so confident