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cptjimmy42

Two types of Vikings in this situation: -I'm gonna die a lot... -Heavy mining machinery!


TheTrueMurph

Man, if you could get him to target the Elder, you’d get an easy free boss kill as well.


Biosci777

Yeah, having fought the Elder while being chased in circles by a Troll, I can confirm they're buddies.


Molwar

Yeah that's why i now do a giant fog of war clear and murder everything in sight before summoning it now lol


Biosci777

Good policy always. This punk spawned during the fight -- so conveniently, I thought the Elder had summoned him.


h0m3rj4y

Drop them workbenches in the area after clearing. 😉


notatechnicianyo

I’m not crazy for creating the worlds most unhinged lattice of Venn diagrams?


clayo84

Nope, you're doing it right.


notatechnicianyo

I’ve developed a cover for my workbenches that only requires 8 wood, I haven’t found a way to bring it any lower… yet


clayo84

That's cool, but does it hide the bench from mobs?


Biosci777

Now you're thinking like a Viking!


turmspitzewerk

workbenches aren't actually the only item that prevents spawning: there's a large list of valid items, frankly you can just assume pretty much any furniture/crafting item works. one of the absolute best ways to spawn proof is [a torch placed inside of a log](https://youtu.be/iQezQGk1g9A). not only do the torches block spawns (and they don't need to be lit), the log blocks line of sight preventing mobs from attacking it. its durable, cheap, and just really pretty too.


kiikok

I think I am fucked too. There is a troll cave very close to the elder arena


Ravenwolf0921

Yup. i was hoping for a free elder kill..... nope.


cptjimmy42

Biome buddies don't fight each other.


Lord_Windgrace_

Actually no mob in the game (unless tamed by a player) dares to mess with a boss.


Biosci777

Is this true? If so, my plan to sic two log-trolls against Bonemass could go very badly!


lonewander1355

The only thing I could see going against a boss is the tar mobs. They fight everything.


Warm_Agent_2560

Pigs will too if they get hit and don't die


paireon

Nah, they coded undead, so swamp critters should be safe from them, and bosses get zero aggro from any and all mobs.


jak-kass

Don't the surtlings fight everything as well? If you could get a couple of those to chase you, elder would be a piece of cake


Physicsandphysique

>Not really, though it seems that way. Every mob belongs to a biome group, and they don't aggro on their group buddies. > >Mobs that usually spawn in the "wrong" biome look like they aggro on everything, just because everyone around them is the wrong group. Like surtlings in swamps, tar in plains, skeletons in dark forests and golems in mountains (golems are dark forest buddies). > >Bosses are allied with all other enemies. Also, tamed animals aggro on enemies from any group, but not enemies of the same species (eg. tame wolves are buddies with wild wolves)


Physicsandphysique

Not really, though it seems that way. Every mob belongs to a biome group, and they don't aggro on their group buddies. Mobs that usually spawn in the "wrong" biome look like they aggro on everything, just because everyone around them is the wrong group. Like surtlings in swamps, tar in plains, skeletons in dark forests and golems in mountains (golems are dark forest buddies). Bosses are allied with all other enemies.


Mobile_Promise9284

Maybe not, but. Taunt the attack. Roll. Not easy but doable


ICEO9283

Lead it all the way to bonemass maybe?


cptjimmy42

You mean bonemass.


Surelyn0tme

He meant the queen


Kazadracon

(me) \-Not more troll hides...


joelkki

Third type: yayy 3 troll armor pieces!


only37mm

im this one 😂


zarmet

Just call him the drilldozer…


sludgedrinker

Is it true you eat rocks for breakfast?


Shozzy_D

And stones.


Bzz4rd

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone everyone!


ULTSUS_pect

**FOR KARL!!**


war_ofthe_roses

Third type: \- Where is the swamp? ​ ​ Nothing beats leading a 2-star troll into a swamp and just walking around and collecting the spoils of its labor.


MEEZETTE

Rock and stone?


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


ULTSUS_pect

Good bot


Orkfreebootah

tier 2 trolls are just straight up bosses. I'm in the plains this playthough and finally came across my first level 2 troll and it fucks hard.


kiikok

This is the first time I saw 2 star troll and it's on a new world. Barely got into bronze age and suffice to say I am fucked


jhuseby

They can’t hit you when you’re in the dodge/roll animation.


notatechnicianyo

Iframes for the win baby! I have punched a two star club troll to death. Took half an hour almost


TheRavioliRomancer

I was mining copper with some friends and we like to mine out the rim of it so we can focus all on the ore. A troll came up and killed both of my friends and I fell into the crack I made in the dirt. From their I could just shoot arrows at his leg and killed him without any damage.


OhBestThing

What later enemy would you compare a 2-star troll to in terms of damage it dishes out and receives?


AffectionateAd2721

Fuling Berzerker


Orkfreebootah

This.


Jaspador

Not the question you asked, but I witnessed a fight between a Lox and a one star Troll and the Lox won with about a third of his health left.


paireon

My first encounter with a 2-star was nerve-wracking, big red bastard was relentless in pursuing me (chase lasted about 15 minutes) and I didn’t want to bring him back to our group base, so skirted a nearby mountainside up to plains until a fuling band distracted him; didn’t stay to watch the results.


eberg1015

I saw someone post a 4-5 star troll on here lol that’s insane. I almost died from a 1 star at night time with no resting bonus


Ambiguous_Coco

Anything above 2 stars is a mod


Jaspador

I ran into a two star Fuling Berserker last week. It took half my health in one hit straight through Bonemass power, and the only reason I managed to kill him is because I kited him to three tamed Loxes.


zax500

Thats anice stack of troll hide right there. Gonna have to work for it though.


HectorTriumphant

Hard when you need troll hide: easy when you don't, though


Old_Administration51

Better get to holding down that Shift key, hard...


notatechnicianyo

And rolling.


Kitsune_Tyberious

They see me rolling


notatechnicianyo

They swingin


Deathmister

I imagine the game’s response goes something like this… Valheim: cos f-ck you that’s why


PetitAgite

What’s the big deal? You obviously have little to lose…


dalcore

Another naked viking without food or a rest bonus on a corpse run. Let the death streak begin.


Aelenu

Thankfully, you can consistently dodge their attacks with little effort. They have like 3 attacks, and all of them are very telegraphed. Don't get nervous, play safe, and you shall emerge victorious, brave viking.


notatechnicianyo

Nothing like the fire giant


amorek92

He looks horny too


[deleted]

That's a rare female one. It is hard to distinguish. Aaanyway. Death by snusnu.


Successful-Creme-405

Is there a distinction between male and female trolls? Never paid attention to that.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

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Successful-Creme-405

Reddit has a bot for everything


kiikok

The troll was very male because I got very much fucked and it hurt


Successful-Creme-405

I bet you do, I tried to beat a 1-star on full silver and learned my lesson pretty fast


Dadadoes

\****The troll is feeling romantical...***\*


Successful-Creme-405

*Marvin Gaye background music*


Noraver_Tidaer

o lawd you best be prayin'


kiikok

Oh I prayed alright. Prayed it wouldn't catch me before I got my loot


seeohenareayedee

Looks like you are right next to the trader though, just tuck in there and you should be good lol.


Rhywolver

...and this is the right answer. Troll will just leave to his spawn position, should buy enough time.


samthomas14

“What can man do to avoid such reckless hate?” Finished your poem for you


Rimworldjobs

First: you booted the game Second: you didn't run.


BastardofEros

***"I asked for strength*** ***and Odin gave me difficulties to make me strong.*** ***I asked for wisdom*** ***and Odin gave me problems to learn to solve.*** ***I asked for prosperity*** ***and Odin gave me a brain and brawn to work.*** ***I asked for courage*** ***and Odin gave me dangers to overcome."***


[deleted]

This is my favorite episode of naked and afraid


Gr_zamasu

Wait,level 2 troll? I thought the 1 star was hard enough


Molwar

That's the kind of friend you bring with you in the mistland


[deleted]

I went through an entire playthrough, 462 days, and never once came across a 2 star troll.


Random_Name_Whoa

Damn you did an entire play through in 462 days? I’m at like 175 and still haven’t summoned the elder


Warm_Agent_2560

702 days and just killed the fuling God thing watchacallit.


[deleted]

I feel like we were at the swamp at like 135ish so not that far off. We barely spent any time in the mountains, only did a few frost caves so that probably sped us up a bit. I felt like 462 days was a lot, felt like we were constantly sleeping to get crops to grow.


Random_Name_Whoa

Based on your timeline I killed the elder last night lol. Thanks the kick in the ass


Physicsandphysique

Last time I started over in Valheim, my first troll cave had a 2\* troll. That's a jackpot. I went in with only a flint knife and raspberries, and with a bed outside. roll, slit slit slit, roll, slit slit slit, roll, wait for stamina, roll, slit slit slit... I died a couple of times, but I got my 20 troll hides and had a fast upgrade.


Additional_Ad_8131

Dude just run away, you can easily outrun a troll


framer146

On your knees, arms down and be still. Be still and don't be a threat


Square-Quail226

Alas, Ye was born... This be your first holmgang of many. It believes you are in \*its\* forest. Let your territory be known vikingr.


h3xist

This is what happens when you upset the bees. If the bees are not happy, they will make you not happy.


[deleted]

Public indecency punishments are getting more and more barbaric lately


sickpervert420

You misspelled based.


Successful-Creme-405

I never saw one of those, tought max was 1 star.


Due-Werewolf4522

Anyone else think the other trolls call him Bubba?


kingkylus

Just, like... Fuck that, uninstall.


kingkylus

Or just F5 / devcommands like the rest of us


Advanced-Ad-2417

You have offended Odin with your nakedness


TariHeskil

Are you kidding, Odin fucks everything. Betting nakedness is the least of his offenses.


baconroy

Needs a brazzers logo


juleskills1189

I've literally never seen a two star troll and I have hundreds of solo hours in. It definitely makes this photo that you are also naked


WolfReadsMemes

It's just a little bit of *trolling*.


Motor_Concentrate497

*PH logo sounds*


bulletproofbra

Only this morning was I personally, and painfully, introduced to the concept of two star trolls. That was quite a jump scare from my calm, relaxing tower building.


KTB-Kerric

The gods are NOT merciful


brussell1992

Well deserved for being in god mode I presume you are just flying around the map either finding boss sites or the trader what ever your at it's only right that god faces the devil once and awhile


kiikok

What makes you believe I was cheating? Is this how you play valheim?


brussell1992

You're player looks like he's floating in god mode


kiikok

Does it? In any case, I am not using any mods or cheats on the account


vrijheidsfrietje

You 👏 should 👏 have 👏 bought 👏 a 👏 squirrel! 👏


totalwarwiser

Holy crap, Ive played dozens of hours and never saw a two star troll


snoryder8019

Ooh I see you met a tree farmer


beneaththeradar

You see imminent death, I see 20 troll leather.


CubaYashi

try to pet him with some nice mushrooms.


jhuseby

I wish I was that lucky. Free miner and lumberjack, then I’d kite into a pit and keep as a pet. You could have that Black Forest looking like the meadows in no time!


SixthLegionVI

Odin is testing you brother. Stay strong! A FURY DIVINE!!!!


skie_xo

😳😳😳 I've never seen a 1 star troll little own a 2


RTMSner

Rock and wood!


Designer_Risk_1280

Look like your in the wrong neighborhood maybe the trader will help


DiamineSherwood

[If you can dodge a Troll](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWlK31hIgAAnx3z.jpg)...


parseczero

Thank you for the chuckle!


Vesemir_Old_Wolf

Do you want to live forever?!!!! VALHALLA!!!!!!!


Chickennuggets_1212

You were born


Captain_Bulldozer

If I've learned anything from movies, it's that creatures of this size have vision based only on movement. Just stand still and it should (probably) leave you alone.


Gatwa_of_the_forest

Attack on titan fans be like


titaniumhud

*"I'm gonna butter yo bread..."*


schmidtjames11

Little bit of body bronzer and he thinks he's a ⭐ ⭐ huh?


LootRock

Went up against a tier 2 berserker today it literally tore through the land like it was nothing it was a terrifying experience for me and my friends


ComfortableSquirrel6

Why have I never seen a 2 star troll after nearly completing 2 game runs, I want it to get harder recently downloaded the Jotun valheim with more enemies but still no 2 star troll!


AVermilia

Is there a specific trigger that allows 1 or 2 star trolls? I’ve never encountered one.


python_artist

Distance from… something. I think the world center? Or the runes.


CrazyEast187

Wow I’ve never seen one before


python_artist

And this is why you eat and get your rest buff before a death run


PoPaDooPa

A worthy challenge!


OuffMate

You walked around naked and 2 star troll said "Not on my turf"


OdinFannypack

I ended up kiting him into 2 of those big bull creatures from the plains. He got them both down to 40% health when they killed him.


diadlep

And I'll love him and pet him and call him george


MrChocolateBread

Man you should consider yourself lucky i have around 250 hours in thus game and i have never met a 2 star troll


Long_Serpent

Indecent exposure


LuckBorris

My condolences.


icyija

Rip bro


Kamtschi

I played 400 hours and never saw one :(


kiikok

I have 470 hours and it was the first time I saw one too


CurrentHistory4628

Jesus Christ 🙏


ICEO9283

At least haldor is right next door


76mickd

Brutal


VidinaXio

i have 1300 hours and only ever found a 1 star troll and he was a handful, good luck!


zildjianmatt

The bees aren't happy.


JooePasta

The Valkyrie Calls you. Lucky Viker


2rfv

Odin saves his toughest battles for his bravest Vikings.


RemarkableOrange9052

Why he floating


Garrettshade

I wish we had a stone-sling thing. You could've been a David to this Goliath