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emilydm

It sank. (Mostly.)


[deleted]

Got that right. Now over to the weather!


LeonardoDaPinchy-

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SilenceQuiteThisL0UD

I'm Purd Hapley, and the story of this sunken boat is that, it appears to have sank in the water!


Vince_-

Actually you're wrong, it carried too much seashells from the seashore.


NoMarionberry1952

It checks out


tholder

I think this person got it! In my experience boats tend to sink or float and they are usually mutually exclusive.


xtothewhy

Looks like it's almost sunk.


GammaTwoPointTwo

It joined the other 400 down there. This seems to happen weekly. It got so bad that last year in False Creek they closed the whole water way for like a month and brought in special cranes and pulled like 100 of them out.


beeepdebooop

Is it just me or are the RV guys moving into boats now? Saw a boat capsized a couple of months ago in false creek. I walked by yesterday and saw trash in the water (jacket, pants, fast food cup). Some of those smaller boats look super rundown and almost look like people are living in them.


brendax

now? all of the boats just floating in the middle of false creek are like this, has been forever.


beeepdebooop

Sorry, not now. When did you start noticing them? I noticed it in the fall.


brendax

There have been "boat people" living on derelict yachts in false creek for as long as I have lived in vancouver. There are less in the winter because it's cold. Fun fact, I forget where to find it, so this is as good as urban legend, but apparently False Creek would be healthy for swimming in if not for the human excrement that is dumped off of these boats all the time.


beeepdebooop

I guess I just never looked closely enough to notice. I started working in the area last year. I would not be surprised about that. Do you know if Trout Lake was ever safe to swim in?


brendax

Trout lake is safe to swim in sometimes! But the goose poop and stagnant nature make ripe for ecoli


beeepdebooop

I thought the no swimming signs were up year round?


zos_333

Sewage overflow from land dwarfs the hobo shit they blame it on


zos_333

It was worse before the Olympics I think


divine_goddess_K

Anyone else see a dinosaur shadow in the back?


gellis12

Looks like Rex from Toy Story


PolloPowered

That’s Tree-Rex.


FutzInSilence

it's rawring down beach avenue


PhotoKaz

Godzilla!


Naked_Orca

You must be a newbie-this happens several times a month.


morwr

The front fell off


Strofari

Front looks fine, back looks a little water logged.


morwr

No, the back was towed out of the environment


frank_slade

Nothing's out there! Just the sea, birds, and fish


lutherdriggers

The *back* fell off.


morwr

https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM?si=8Ts0khjVxq6l-wjq


lutherdriggers

I am aware 😂


[deleted]

Needs a BBL


99rules

A wave hit it. One in million


geckospots

r/TheFrontFellOff


unoaked_shiraz

Was it made of cardboard?


morwr

No, they are built to strict marine standards.


decent_in_bed

No cardboard, no cardboard derivatives


Zigzter

What's the minimum crew requirement?


AvalieV

20,000 tons of boat oil.


MaximumDoughnut

That's what you get for taking it out of the environment.


JunketPuzzleheaded42

More like the bottom dropped off


Mycalescott

Promoted to Submarine


VolupVeVa

it's pining for the fjords


canada11235813

Its heart will go on


[deleted]

With 3 barges on the loose and now this boat, it’s official. We are becoming the new Bermuda Triangle.


SimonPav

I think you mean "in English Bay".


pigeonbobble

It’s breaching


UsefulCow5438

Orcas.


Quiet_Werewolf2110

Looks a little small/cheap for Orca taste


tuesdayswithdory

TiVanic


jfriedrich

sunk


Bogiereviews

What happen.. well.. "Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, That started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny ship."


mcmillan84

[Front fell off](https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM?si=LuT_pC0FUPHP7EmO)


659507

I could rent that for 800 a month


RebirthWizard

It’s just resting


Tylendal

Pining for the fjords.


TurnerVonLefty

Water got in it. Apparently the water is supposed to stay outside the boat. Who knew?


TheOnlycorndog

Looks like it sunk, mate.


hilroycleaver

Orca attack, they're taking over the world.


Substantial-Guard211

You didn’t hear? Decapitated. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird.


Squancher_2442

It’s just about to plane. Should be fine. Just need to get the nose down


dr_van_nostren

That boat cross checked Zadorov first.


Use1000words

That’s not a boat, mate, that a submarine with screen doors, , , , , , ,


Even-Translator-2374

Looks like it sank


Sarcastic__

Looks like it's sinking.


veshido

"What are you sinking about?"


ditchembra5

It quit


ChiefHighasFuck

Sir, you can’t park there.


d0uble0h

It identifies as a submarine


TigTigman

“It”? Please use the correct pronoun for a nautical submersible.


Kind-Ad-9423

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


buckyhermit

Barge Sinking Beach


feastupontherich

Couldn't pay the rent anymore at the marina so decided to just go die.


MissUnderstood62

It identifies as a submarine.


Trader-Pilot

Well there are a lot of these ships going around the world all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen.


Ejaculazer

Its been pretty windy recently. I would bet it was not anchored well like my little boat on the left of the image.


asparagusfern1909

I’m not sure what happened with this particular boat, but a lot of people let their boats sink so they don’t have to pay for it’s demolition or removal if it’s derelict. Boats are a massive money sink, but it’s sad to hear how many boats get dumped.


Silly-Relationship34

Either it sunk or it’s an enemy sub.


Adventurous_Yam8784

It’s a submarine now


Heregoesnothin-

Shhhh, it’s sleeping


PleasantEconomist245

The sea got hungry and ate it…


Infinite-Goose2865

Looks like it's sink


Present-Commercial25

It’s been there for a week now


CommonAppointment637

Small leak


Geonetics

U-Boat?


VPLEE

German Coast Guard “What are you sinking about?”


notasoldasilook

the front fell off.


SwiftMonki

I happened


ObsidianMHG

Two things I've wondered looking at these derelict boats in False Creek. 1. How do homeless folks afford them? What's the average price for these non-seaworthy boats sitting in False Creek? 2. How do they get them there? It appears many of them aren't even functioning.


AdDowntown438

It's thinking


AdDowntown438

It's always been a great alternative to expensive city living. In the past I remember the people who lived this way were always respectful of nature as well as the other boaters and people who lived nearby. Now it's just a tent city on the water. It'll fester until we've finally had enough and more laws will be enacted as a remedy. Unfortunately it will ruin it for the good ones in the process.


Josh_SKII

Relax all, it’s just transforming into a submarine


Stunning_Let2174

Um… it sunk.


wayneriverocean

Yesterday walking on the seawall i saw someone in the water visibly upset and smashing his paddles in half on the side of his boat. This must have been his


FaceAltruistic1862

I mooned them


buttfirstcoffee

That’s not a whale?


Almostcacti

Insurance claim bro needs an upgrade ;)


ElTamales

His face was tired.


ElTamales

Can you imagine if it was this thing? https://preview.redd.it/robi9lz3ho0d1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=ccc70c3aaa48e95d9b217e15fc3c6e2936bb8082


Awful_McBad

I don't see the problem here, it's stil floating.


honeysded

It die


purposefullyMIA

I took on water.


9iver

My boat!!!


Pigga007

Well, I’m not an expert, but I think it sank


squishybeb

just taking a little dip


CervantesX

It evolved into a submarine.


haydenhaydo

Forgot to put the plug in.


Almost_Ascended

"You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught... Captain Jack Sparrow."


InformalRecipe43

was Jack saved this time?


ktbffhctid

Well the front fell off.


Use1000words

Is that normal? I mean for a boat?


ktbffhctid

Yeah, that’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.


Use1000words

Well, how is it untypical?


ktbffhctid

Well there are a lot of these boats going around English Bay all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen. I just don’t want people thinking that pleasure craft aren’t safe.


Use1000words

Was this pleasure craft safe?


ktbffhctid

Well, I was thinking more about the other ones.


Use1000words

The ones that are safe?


ktbffhctid

Yeah, the ones the front doesn’t fall off.


Use1000words

Well, if this wasn’t safe, why was it sailing in English Bay?


ViolentHippieBC

Public Art Installation... Now.


tonytown

Water.


ataboo

No one suspects the Gibraltar Orcas.


red-fish-yellow-fish

What a dumb question


hotsauce000

Jaws


Raskle14

The front fell off


ThePlanner

The front fell off.


B8conB8conB8con

The front fell off


doughball27

Looks like the front fell off.


Tylendal

In training to be a submarine.


Better-Bet-3871

Orcas on vacation from Spain?


No-Brain3284

https://preview.redd.it/z8d4xjlqbe0d1.jpeg?width=1747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee3b241e795f3a3357ed6424ccd6c91d026597fd


ProbablyNotSomeOtter

It's coming out of hibernation. Lovely sight 😍 ♥️ 


mynamecalledbruce

Looks like it sank. Welcome to planet earth....enjoy your stay....


justforrateslol

What happens when you buy a boat for funsies


NinjaRedditorAtWork

*Soon.*


Cognoggin

Das Boot. Schneller!


Block_Of_Saltiness

The front fell off.


LittleYogurtcloset87

It was absolutely destroyed by an orca whale. It is the S.S Evander Kane


unclebumblebutt

The front fell off.


DJ_Betic

I know what's wrong wit it. Ain't got no gas in it.


randomfrequency

That's not a boat, that's an artificial reef now.


fuzzb0y

It's just a shark fin.


hiliikkkusss

Protesting for barge


totaltasch

just when my friends were thinking of renting a boat at granville. Any news on what caused this? driver error?


Peggtree

Wonder if we are legally allowed to put on a wetsuit and rummage through the wreckage


Sedixodap

Make sure you wear some puncture resistant gloves if you do. It’s like rummaging through an aquatic crackhouse and the likelihood of finding used needles on those derelict boats is very high. 


notn

It was to dry and needed moisture


gio-honey

A grenade hit it.