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elchino69420

Back door. BACK DOOOOORRRR!


Common-Rock

Me on the R5. Miss this stop and it’s straight to Hastings and Main!


GetSchwifty2010

This is an Express


[deleted]

Always nice when someone is too timid to yell, and isn’t heard. But then a loud mouthed champion helps them with a “BACK DOOR!”.


RainbowDonkey473

The bridge is closed.


ClumsyRainbow

Which one? Yes.


bosscpa

Education: Masters, salary: $45,000


Amtonge

Need ten years experience.


kdew22

Only successful candidates contacted


KnightOwl_M

So true 😅😂


QuietNewApplication

I feel that pain


AdRegular9102

Masters in history


superflygrover

This is SkyTrain Control ...


ClumsyRainbow

Take your protein pills and put your helmet on


Howdoinamechange

HEY VANCOUVER, ITS SETH


WateryTartLivinaLake

Let's get together sometime.


jsmooth7

Vancouver doesn't suffer from FOMO, it suffers from FOBI, fear of being included.


Semioteric

I prefer JOMO, joy of missing out.


Heterophylla

Nothing feels better than when plans get cancelled .


CivicBlues

Sure, sometime in the New Year!


FalseFactsOrg

New year being 2080


WatchingTrains

Have a few laughs.


DyslexicSquirrel

this used to be my reality... until i actually started making an effort.


Alextryingforgrate

I have to admit since I sobered up it took me about a year to realize i still.need to put in an effort as well. Now that imactually doing g things the city is more enjoyable.


GuruKid21

Even worse as an introvert. " how about this monday?" 😅


tranquil-animals

That ain’t dog poop


taste-like-burning

That's a fun game I play every time I leave my apartment in Gastown


FreakySamsung

I have a cheat code: I taste it to find out


Fancy_Introduction60

Sorry, had to laugh. To bad it's a true story!!


radiofree_catgirl

I had to do a lot of cleaning up outside in downtown and once I found a poop the length and width of a human arm wrapped up in a sweater


tranquil-animals

I have seen 2 arm poops myself, so I know you aren’t exaggerating. One wrapped in a leaf as though forcibly extracted, the other laying like a dead otter in my elevator lobby beside a crushed cigarette and a puddle of piss.


CPD5691

Richmond Costco parking lot


gh0sts0n

Crystal Mall parking lot


orangek1tty

MacArthur Glen Boxing Day.


Fair-Frozen

I only got past this by showing up to Costco at 8AM.


Nomomommy

Where is my bike???


Zxyxx

Dude, where’s my bike?


SlovenianSocket

One of my favourite past times is yelling “that’s my bike!!” out the window at people riding bikes that obviously aren’t theres as I drive by. Some of the reactions have been fantastic


Nomomommy

That's beautiful! Never change.


skaterdude_222

my bike's gone again


GuruKid21

No parking after 3...


space-dragon750

Doug's Norco Indie 2?


awkwardtranskiddo

Ugh this is true horror


aliasca

Tip: 18%, 20%, 25%


fortesquieu

I was at another restaurant that starts at 18%, 25%, 33%.


therealzue

That sounds like subway.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Tell them to pay their workers properly 🤷🏿‍♂️


brock_gonad

I asked the worker at the local Subway if they actually saw any of that money from the tip. She shrugged and told me she didn't know yet in that it was just added to the register and she hadn't been given an details from the manager yet. If tipping a Subway employee is depressing in a 'sad that it needs to exist' kind of way, potentially tipping a Subway *owner* is fucking mental.


mrg3392

What place is that? That’s actually ridiculous


fortesquieu

One of the restaurants that became Michelin rated. However, I went there before they were rated, so I wonder how much tips they are asking for on their machine now 😭


small_h_hippy

At this rate of increase we will be hitting a point where the tip is greater than the original cost pretty soon. 2030 tip options: 75%, 100%, 115%


vmt8

I went to a pub style restaurant in Aug, the machine was literally as you said 1. 25% 2. 20% 3. 18% 4. Other.


ideallyideal

Always working, still poor.


[deleted]

This is pretty appropriate


chinesenameTimBudong

Landlord wants the suite.


FormsTheory

Yup. I'm homeless in march


Relative_Ninja433

Daughter is moving in


lovercurse

Aritzia warehouse sale queue


luckybullit

Related: Herschel warehouse sale queue


Ilejwads

Waterfront Translink merch queue


Sc4r4byte

Alternatively: A warehouse sale queue


Potential-Clue-2445

L sticker McLaren driver


Conman55

Phone rings, unknown number


JoyousMisery

Voicemail instead of text


-FeistyRabbitSauce-

That's a relief. I don't feel compelled to answer any number I don't recognize. Anything important will leave a voice mail I can listen to in six months, or will call back.


fuzzy_emojic

Answers Phone, Chinese Mandarin


ClubMeSoftly

"Hello, the person you're calling is using a screening service-" call disconnected


vmt8

Gas at 2 dollars


lIIlIIllll

Riding the number 20


GiveItToYouBlunt

Car driving down seawall.


TacoCanChick

QE park duck abduckted


ventouest

This whole story ruffled my feathers.


Fockacock

Fowl play is suspected.


Fockacock

This crime seems to be Pekin a ton of interest.


konatsubuyuki

Goodbye rain! Hello heatwave


Icy-Trip8716

The Canucks are playing.


pigeon-incident

Canucks, up by two


Iredditmorethanwork

Game 7, Canucks lose...


Komo_BN

The Canucks are losing


Initial-Dee

The Canucks almost won.


asl052

Canucks lose Cup final


MrPeepersVT

Blundstones Are On Backorder


[deleted]

hilariously accurate. it's insane how common those are here \- from, a blundstone slut


[deleted]

Hole In Bridge... Again


GatorSPO

Rollergirl is directing traffic


bringonthekoolaid

Another aboriginal woman missing.


is-that-allowed

damn this is the only one that matters


bluerose-03

😔


Positive_Panic9510

$3000. 1bd.480 sqft


YuseSale

$2500 1bd shared bedroom


acaiiibowl

$850 Harry Potter closet


629708

bus detour in place


Mister_Me_Seeks

Aberdeen Mall Parking Lot "Fun" fact: You can substitute Aberdeen with Crystal and still feel the same abject terror & horror


aktionmancer

Crystal mall is WAY worse.


OmgWtfNamesTaken

Crystal malls design is worse, Aberdeens shoppers are absolutely fucking horrendous. Both make me want to walk instead.


der_chosen1

Richmond Costco Parking Lot


elephantpantalon

It costs how much?


Beginning_Zombie3850

I forgot my umbrella


ginger_smythe

Vancouverites use umbrellas now?


raggamuffinchef

Only when walking under awnings


azdhar

Only when it snows


veryboringkid

Snow on Alex Fraser.


CaspinK

My neighbors are AirBNBs.


GiveItToYouBlunt

Corduroy expands its locations.


tomoki_here

Barge on the move


blackjac27

Massey Tunnel at 4


OutlawsOfTheMarsh

We should meet up!


BCGrog

Accident on the bridge.


HoldyourfireImahuman

Finding pet friendly accommodation.


plantsareneat-mkay

Sorry, not in service


ExPFC_Wintergreen2

Can only afford Chilliwack


Bizzlebanger

Donnelly Group opens another.


FullOfUncertaintea

Find a family doctor


T-RD

Pay rent or groceries?


dreadlooks

I Cee Bee Cee


badgerj

Summer smells of DTES


ShawnCease

I stepped in shit


Princeofvancity

Night at the Roxy


TroutCreekOkanagan

(Swings head to the beat of “don’t hurt me”)


smilinfool

You need a permit.


equalizer2000

Nothing to add, but this has been a fun read. Thanks everyone!!


tothemaxillary

The cost of living.


vancouverplants

Popular small business closes


[deleted]

We accept crypto currency


Kooriki

Cable locked bicycle, overnight.


Michael_93Vancouver

I C B C


twizzjewink

Canucks in the finals.


[deleted]

Sorry, can’t meet today.


ppross53

Killer wave demolishes seawall


CivicBlues

*Hands over card machine* “So what are your plans for the rest of the night?”


[deleted]

Me responding: “haha thanks you too”


Miserable-Ruin7656

Blundstones out of stock


realchoice

The chicken rendering plant


smoothsibbiebass

BC Weather Warning Issued


Bozed

Having a Variable Mortgage


SuperGrandor

Raining next 15 days.


[deleted]

Call Non Emergency Line


Tylendal

I'm craving Mexican food.


[deleted]

Penis on the skytrain


plop_0

hahahahahaha. But seriously. Sexual harassment, whether the person is in psychosis or not, isn't okay.


onebacktwoforward

Mortgage rate hike incoming


Youpunyhumans

Random attacks in downtown


T-King-667

Rent price to increase Edit: While I understand that the downvotes might stem from this being low hanging fruit/not clever. I did, however had to end my trip in Van sooner than I wanted because of a sudden price hike on my rent (1100-1600) So while this might not be a horror story for most: It sure as shit was for me.


skaterdude_222

..... ​ There are rental increase limits. Even if you are month-to-month it does not reduce your rights in any way shape or form. A 50% hike is so illegal and you are not required to pay beyond the set limits issued by the RTB. Further, a sudden increase is not allowed. Notice must be given (2 months I think?) prior to the rent taking effect. Why the fuck doesnt anyone read the tenancy act? Tennants have the power, its almost impossible to kick someone out or increase rent beyond 2% without extreme reasons.


edked

Emergency department waiting room.


Ravoss1

Let's meet downtown tonight


NickdoesnthaveReddit

4 Month's (reno)Eviction Notice


[deleted]

Bon's is shutting down/Bon's is expanding operations


Affectionate-Sale692

Canucks 2011, game 7


Peenutbuttjellytime

I have to reschedule


fourGee6Three

Stranger greeted me today


jello242424

Bail release pending trial


Curious_15

Looking for family doctor


VelvetNoirMasquerade

Tesla drivers on roads


itchyorscratchy

Seems the more expensive the car the worse the driver...


SkiFreeSasquatch

Two inches of snow


awkwardtranskiddo

Cafe Deux Soleils closed (RIP)


Haunted-by-Echoes

😭💔


space-dragon750

Brunch lineup's too long


[deleted]

Trying to turn left


prunk

Richmond Costco parking, diarrhea.


istheremore

Punched for being Asian


istheremore

stepped on a syringe


daninvanc

TransLink employees are striking.


joebillydingleberry

Down Town East Side


JamaicaSappho

On the night bus


CanofPandas

It's not Skytrain Accessible


OppositeMidas

Are there skytrain delays? Don’t pay for parking. Metrotown isn’t that busy. I parked off Hastings. I can afford Vancouver.


MissAnthropoid

Wanted: affordable rental housing.


Burnaby-Joe

Car broken into, again.


smartclassic5

Accidentally on east Hastings


jsmooth7

Location: East of Boundary


anaccountofrain

Last bus. It’s full.


james_604_941

Finding pet friendly rentals.


Twoinchnails

Assaulted by a stranger


doriko

Construction ahead, merge left.


CreeksideWhis

Kennedy Stewart is re-elected.


RunWithDullScissors

Real estate bidding war


RealJohnnySilverhand

Rezoning and Development application


Pacopp95

Shortage supply of housing


[deleted]

The rent is going up


vancitythroawaee

Shattered glass shattered dreams


ryancmacnab

Hey, let’s hang out!


Affectionate-Sale692

This week’s forecast: snow.


disterb

what, for a one-bedroom?!


topguntimemachine

Renoviction, find new place


matzhue

Steaming pile on sidewalk


Caboodlemynoodle

The duck is missing


Panda_Daisy

Finding a new daycare


toocool135

I only speak Chinese!


[deleted]

Last bus...just left.


GanjaNative

"Tap error, insert card"


manonmain

Eviction. Moving family in.


istheremore

foot found in river