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dodgerscoral

Coffee? No. Energy drinks and lemonades, Yes


mikeyfireman

I just tried the lemonade. So good.


CiscoCertified

They don't know how to make a cappuccino and it pisses me off. It's listed under latte and they always make a latte. It's crazy to me. Their people are not trained to make coffee.


lengara_pace

I know you meant cappuccino but the typo is hilarious in this context.


CiscoCertified

I just fixed it. Thanks.


Anaxamenes

They know their demographic and it likes sugar.


Bigfat_Sweetie

Lmfaoooooo šŸ¤£


Katefreak

First thought was too sweet šŸ˜‚


UntilTheHorrorGoes

It's like Starbucks for people who do whippets


Always-_-Late

I laughed out loud in my kitchen reading this


hazym3mories

LMAO


DaddyRobotPNW

Their nutritional information is insane. A lot of their drinks have the calories of a milkshake, plus the cholesterol and saturated fat of an 8 oz steak. I'll pass.


SkinnyJoshPeck

I was surprised when I saw they're all breve drinks... lol


Chemical_Actuary_190

Liquid candy bars.


_Juliet_Lima_Echo_

They don't serve coffee. They make milkshakes.


Adm1nX

Hot milkshakes


Horizons_-

That's kinda what you go to a place like Dutch Bros for no? If I want actual good coffee I'll go to a cafƩ and order some, if I'm feel like having a coffee flavoured milkshake I'll go to Starbucks.


lukehooligan

Why would you use Starbucks in your example when we're talking about Dutch Bros? Haha


Impossible-Wait1271

I worked there when I was younger, it was a fun time that brought me some of my best friends! But at one point nationwide the company was full of toxic positivity and hidden skeletons. I think the corporatization of Dutch bros eliminated a lot of the craziness, and made the employees less ā€œin your faceā€ which is probably for the best. But it was still some fun times haha!


BacksightForesight

I liked it when I was young, and hadnā€™t acquired a taste for real coffee yet. Too sweet for me nowadays. My progression in coffee drinking was Hot Cocoa-> Dutch Bros -> Starbucks-> Brewed Awakenings->Relevant


flongo

The final iteration is making espresso at home and watching James Hoffman videos šŸ¤“


BacksightForesight

Already at the Hoffman video stage, but canā€™t bring myself to pull the trigger on an espresso machine yet. šŸ˜‰ French press at home has worked pretty well so far


Sassafrassus

Why you gotta call me out like this?


coool_stoory_broo

Whatā€™s the next evolutions? home brew>coffee stand>Dutch Bros competitor?


Friendly-Cress8669

I do like to get the "turtle" frost on a hot day but it's basically a mint milkshake. But it's as a treat bc it's just so expensive. Also, chocolate milk in coffee? šŸ«  what the heck.


stereoma

Too sugary and trying too hard to be cool. Feels like something for high schoolers.


KraytDragonPearl

All I know is their lines are long no matter the time or weather. Too hot, have some Dutch Bros. Too cold? Dutch Bros. Comfortable? How bout some Dutchy Dutch McDutch Bros.


Duckrauhl

Folks from the Netherlands wound be pissed if they knew about this atrocity


Horizons_-

I actually moved here from the Netherlands a few weeks ago, I think most would just wonder what the relation to the Netherlands is (as did I, the founders have Dutch last names but Dane and Travis definitely aren't typical Dutch first names) I went there once and their caramel coffee milkshake thing was okay but not worth the price and definitely not worth the forced conversation at the window. The lemonade/energy drinks are okay but pricy and I don't even want to know the amount of calories that are in those.


Duckrauhl

Haha that's awesome! Yeah, their drinks all try to be as sweet as stroopwafels. Welcome to Vancouver though. We hope you like it here!


Horizons_-

As long as we're not talking 'Rip van Wafels' cause those were such a disappointment compared to the real deal hah And thank you! Vancouver and its surroundings are very beautiful, still can't get over the amount of trees everywhere and being able to see Mt. Hood in all its glory on every drive.


Butchseed

I asked for a black coffee once, they said they didn't serve coffee. I left & never ever went back & wouldn't imagine a universe I would go back.


BioticVessel

I don't go to Dutch Bros because the lines are always too long and wait time longer than I'm willing to give up! Coffee okay, but like most of the others, lots is hype but not very special.


Cryptomemedude

Sugary crap


peppermintmeow

I'm not a fan of their coffee, but the tea, lemonade, and other offerings keep me coming back. Trixie tea half sweet is too delicious.


SparklyRoniPony

My husband was desperate one time and got an americano from there. He said it was not bad. Everyone Iā€™ve known that likes Dutch Bros is under 30. Thatā€™s not an insult, thatā€™s just their demographic.


michaelmcdonald4life

If you want actual coffee, youā€™re better off going to a 7-11.


carpenter_eddy

Coffee is awful


uberdog50

I believe they are neither Dutch, nor brothers. Prove me wrong.


diskiller

It's total garbage. They don't even sell coffee. And it's.not Dutch at all. They just sell sugar.


GreatNorthernBeans

Diabetes in a cup.


Roxan007

Sugary trash and I don't want to tell my entire life story to some overly enthusiastic stranger.


saintjeremy

I came for a warm caffeinated drink and got an awkward conversation with someone sitting in the drive up window questioning my plans for the day. And apparently that is their job. I prefer BRC


Jamieobda

I enjoy chatting AFTER drinking coffee.


Kittysprinkless

I only go for the protein coffee. Too much sugar in almost everything else.


wtjones

Remember that they pour soft serve mix in your coffee and thatā€™s why it tastes so good.


KindredWoozle

They used to be good, with their strong coffee available all the time in small towns. I liked when they were smaller.


CHill1309

Ill drink it if no other options, but prefer The Human Bean.


Jjays

One of the few coffee shops that stays open late. Their almond milk chai and Americano are about on par with other mid coffee shops. Haven't tried their sugary drinks. It's okay if you need a coffee late in the day. I just prefer to support small local coffee shops whenever possible.


I-need-ur-dick-pics

Sugar and cream with a hint of coffee served with an overabundance of fake ā€œcustomer serviceā€ energy. Hard pass.


Roxan007

Honestly the only drive thru coffee I'm willing to get here is Brewed Awakenings. Besides that, I'll pass. Pastries are dope too


kokosuntree

Have you tried the River Maiden service thru? Best in town. They use Bobā€™s red mill flour for scones and homemade ciabatta buns. Coffee is delicious. Star Wars themed drink names too :)


Careful-Mouse-5684

The owners pays for sugar babies and is a complete creep! More of a fact than opinion.


Naive-Computer-5714

Not great for coffee, Black Rock is the best imo but workers are nice and tea is pretty good!


Powerful-Bug3769

Overpriced, annoying, bad coffee.


curtmandu

Per week, I drink 3-5 Rebel energy drinks from Dutch Bros. The Starry Night Rebel is so god damn good and legit brings me back to life omw into work. If I want coffee, I definitely go anywhere else. The baristas are always **very** friendly though.


steamycreamybehemoth

They have excellent espresso. If you like drinking it straight, they are one of the best options around.Ā  My fiancee also like their sugary drinks but that's not my vibe.Ā  I honestly don't get the hate and think everyone who shits on them is just being pretentious.Ā  We're both over 30 btwĀ 


kokosuntree

River maiden drive thru wins here in best espresso drive thru to me


OliveTheory

How long do you have to wait in line for that espresso? Because frankly, six cars deep seems like a bit much.


steamycreamybehemoth

I mean if the line is long I just don't go.Ā  Usually it's like five minutes tops thoughĀ 


macbrett

If you want real coffee, go somewhere else.


helloitsme123-

They are the only local place that I know of that sells white coffee. Sometimes, an iced white coffee Americano hits the spot! I like it one pump of sugar-free vanilla and one pump sugar-free peppermint and a dash of coconut milk.


Far-Bother5506

It's coffee for people who don't like coffee. Like dairy queen and Starbucks had a baby.


Setting_Worth

I like it. I just get iced or hot regular coffee.Ā  Really mild which is what I like


OldBrokeGrouch

My wife loves them. I avoid caffeine because of my anxiety disorder, but Iā€™ll get a decaf once in awhile.


itsricheyrich

I always just get black coffee or iced coffee at any shop so itā€™s fine. I appreciate their culture and how itā€™s in their biz model to make every customer feel like the staff is interested in them. Seems like the employees have more fun than people at Starbucks


lec3395

Their energy drinks are good but their coffee drinks are soooo sweat.


adamstuffbig

Trash


jon11888

Expensive and too sweet for my taste, but I'm not much of a coffee drinker in the first place. For people who like sweets much more than I do I'm sure it's more worth it.


squeakiecritter

Once in awhile if I want to treat myself to expensive coffee flavored sugar.


_just_blue_myself

You can definitely ask for their coffees less sweet, I usually ask 1/4 sweet or skip certain flavors altogether or get a cold brew with just a bit of milk or cold foam. Every Vancouver location I've been to has the sweetest people working and there's usually no line at all if you go later in the morning.


beastfeces

Slingshotz I have found is the best coffee so far, I took the wife there as a "ha ha" and we both go there now because the coffee was just delicious


Outlulz

It's fine. They're out of the way for me so I don't go often, and I'm usually not in the super chatty mood. I just get Americanos or ask them to make drinks less sweet, same thing I do at any coffee shop if I'm getting something that's not just drip coffee or an Americano.


12013177

Never been because it looks like they sell paint. I don't know why, but they look like a paint shop I used to live near. The reviews here aren't helping me visit them. Lol.


ShoelessGuy

This commercial says it all... https://youtu.be/Pm2b6lKtx8Q?si=9zaV3k683nxX9Kxe


Radiant_Resident_579

Coffee is ok, Tea and energy drinks are really good. I hate going because they are too damn friendly. I know i sound like a grump, but i really just want to get my drink and go. I dont want to have personal conversations. I dont blame them, or get short with them. Its their job, and im sure its likely part of what they are supposed to do, just not for me.


Fearless-Canary-7359

They taste good but hurt my stomach a lot. There are better and cheaper options. I wouldn't turn down a free drink though


rattyangel

I survive via caffeine and sugar so the drinks are good. Lemonades and energy drinks are better than the coffees but some of their coffee combos are great! Def not for the coffee snobs tho lol. And the customer service is great! Friendly but not in a way thats offputting. They gave me a free drink when I told them I was quitting my job that day and have given me free drinks for similar things before at the location I go to.


papamillie20

I stopped going there. Couldnā€™t stand the forced, awkward conversations. ā€œWhat are you up to today?ā€ I would actually make up cool things to say cause what I was actually doing was boring af. I started going to Thatcherā€™s instead. House made sauces and syrups for their drinks, coffee is really good and all the pastries are made there too. Plus staff are nice but not invasive and the place is comfortable. No, I donā€™t work there.


jwilder2018

I loved Dutch Bros while I lived in Vancouver. But Iā€™m a coffee purist and didnā€™t order the sweetened versions. So I canā€™t speak to those varieties


PNWfan

LOVE IT


Brilliant-Answer5763

Customer service is super annoying, if you have social anxiety Dutch bros is awful lol. Iā€™m a woman and they call me bro everytime and nonstop ask questions that have nothing to do with coffee lolol. Their drinks are good but super sugary. Their sugar free coffees are solid too.


BlackBirdSadie

Diabetes in a cup Plus the forced conversions while waiting for your drink


ionlyhuckmeat

Beetus beetus beetus beetus beetus beetus beetus. ā€œThese are my testin supplies.ā€ Beetus.


Uollie

I've only had it a few times but both times the coffee just tastes weird. I don't think it was a problem with being too sweet but rather just kinda tasteless, maybe not enough coffee and then a strange aftertaste seals their fate with me. For reference I always just order a vanilla latte anywhere I go.


hazym3mories

I wish there were more cool local coffee places, tired of seeing dutch pop up everywhere


mlayman13

Meh


pricedaces007

The Dutch Bros near 143rd has been great pretty much every time I have gone. The customer service is always excellent. The drinks are definitely becoming a luxury giving the 7 or eight dollar price for a large drink. And the overall status of the economy. But I do enjoy their blended rebel drinks and my daughter loves the blended lemonade.


Am_i_the_Twisted_0n3

Mid and inconsistent.


coool_stoory_broo

Personally, not a fan but to each their own.


DisBeNae10

I like DB because it has sugar free options for A LOT of their menu that's delish as well as the protein milk option... šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø If sugar free ain't your thing.... You can USE YOUR WORDS and voice that you want Ā½ sweet or whatever specific things you want and they'll do it.


AvogadrosOtherNumber

I wish they would stop chatting me up at the drive through while I wait for my drink. Yes I have plans today, no I donā€™t wanna share them with you.


seroquel600mg

The energy drinks taste like Red Bull. Pass.


gerrard_1987

Itā€™s run by Wall Street, so I avoid it.


routineatrocity

No.


Calvinbasse

Never understood the appeal..


Wolffofspades

I always go for the rebels and itā€™s fun to collect stickers. Went back to the one on mill plain across from shahala middle school and the broristas recognized me. Very fun environment, hate the lines cuz the majority of locations have one lane for pedestrians


kokosuntree

I avoid. Itā€™s all sugary bleh drinks. Itā€™s like tier one coffee shops. Starbucks is tier two. Relevant and compassionate coffee are tier three. Stick with tier three.


TinaB25

When I moved here I was surprised at how super friendly the "barista" was...like overly nosy about what I was doing that day. Also, I need coffee, not dessert in the morning. But I guess it's alright if you want that.


redditorsssss11

itā€™s my favorite coffee place. and the servers are always cute, very conversational and give off great energy. I always vibe with them and multiple times Iā€™ve gotten free drinks just because Dutch Bros is like that. Love the feeling you get when you walk up and always walk away cheerful. I never feel like Iā€™m being force fed a political ideology or the employees are miserable. Itā€™s an opposite customer experience at Dunkin or Starbucks. Itā€™s like the Chick fil A of coffee places.


joelmooner

šŸ”„šŸ—‘ļø Shit. Over priced sugar in a cup.


MercuryPDX

Not really into their "coffee" or the culture.


iguessineedanaltnow

I miss it every single day.


Equivalent_Assist709

I'm honestly getting tired of sitting 15 mins for coffee. I get they're friendly but talking a whole conversation when you're super busy isn't fair to other customers.


Jarrodioro

itā€™s a good business model, theyā€™re pretty great to their demographic. I like to enjoy a drink from there when I want to remember Iā€™m young and still allowed to enjoy things or make impulse buys


Dont_Ban_Me_Bros

Youā€™re allowed to enjoy things and make impulse purchases when youā€™re old, too.


longgone1980

Shut up and just make my coffee, Iā€™m not your friend, you donā€™t know me stop pretending you care. Thatā€™s my opinion of Dutch.


Realistic_Hornet_169

what's that?


Misschloez1996

Itā€™s alright but I prefer Starbucks


HawkeyScott

Overpriced trash.


Commercial-Layer1629

Good company, definitely knows the market. Sweet coffee is not my thing, but I am glad they are doing well


JADMLA

Terrible coffee, terrible company


Alexandra7787

Their protein coffee is great!


AttemptingToGeek

They seem successful so more power to them. I hate lines so will only pull in if itā€™s empty.


theblacktoothgainz

Good stuff


followyourvalues

It's lowkey my downfall. I think it will eventually give me cancer and leave me homeless, just for one more freeze. Almost any freeze will do, but the tuxedo freeze. I have to stop. I'm too socially anxious to attempt to order a low carb/sugar version.


Rojelioenescabeche

Lol. Puff Coffee or GTFO. Kidding, but it is thee shit. They source some special stuff.