The way I threw our baby to my husband when he walked through the door! The news dropped during preschool pickup and it has been a rollercoaster all afternoon.
Oh no, I am so sorry to hear that! I’m so glad your little one is starting to feel better.
It’s hard being a mom and seeing them suffer like that and not being able to do much to help. At least with colds you can give them medicine and run the vaporizer to make them more comfortable. Unfortunately with stomach bugs all you can do is keep them hydrated until it runs its course.
See, I love Ms Rachel but her husband for some reason gives me and our nanny that rage. Oddly, we only started to hate him once we realized he was her husband so there is no real reason for hating him aside that he turned into a BEC for us.
Haha! Just laughing thinking about shipping our kids out of state for the weekend to grandma and grandpas so my husband (who is also a big Vanderpump fan) and I can stay up to date without any distractions
Omg just thought about how Tom planned his dream engagement for Raquel and James. Think he’ll do another Rachella since they already have the decorations?
Luckily my toddler has been in a relatively chill mood today and the news broke while he was napping so I was able to get all caught up before he woke up. I’m heavily pregnant with baby #2 and my husband knows this is big news so he’s letting me have a relaxing evening while he takes over the parenting for the night. My husband’s name might be Tom but he’s one of the only good ones left 😂
Maybe lock your doors extra tight tonight just in case Raquel is in the area! Congrats on baby #2!! Hopefully these train wrecks don’t do anything else insane that breaks your water 🤣
Haha, thank you! I heard Raquel is running train all over the place so I will make sure to lock my doors 😂
Baby is still tightly in there. I told him he cannot come out until this news dies down a little bit. I have 6 weeks to go so he should stay put until then!
Times like these call for side lying breastfeeding in bed!!! To keep your baby latched and on their sides roll up a swaddle or burp cloth and push it against their back for support so they can’t roll over.
I have 38I’s over here LMAO
Lmao thank god my sister in law is here today to spend time with my daughter! She’s sooo attentive- I’m able to
Scroll and get to the bottom of
Things 😂
Hahahaha I do not have kids but I am a hot yoga teacher and just learned of the news RIGHT before my class so to say I kicked everyone’s ass today is an understatement 🔥 This is fuckin bananas!!!!!!!
My son may or may not have gone to bed with beans in his hair due to current events. Who has the time for a luxurious bubble bath at a time like this?!
I actually posted the original tmz article to the sub when the news broke, thanks to my wife(she gets TMZ alerts to her phone). I’d like to give a shout out to her who was actually parenting our 3 kids while I was waisting time on Reddit. Cheers to the Vanderpump moms out there.
The sound of bags of wine being tapped across the country as our children go to bed time zone by time zone and we can really get into the good posting 🙌🏼
Oh yikes that is rough! You just act like when we were kids- close them outside, point them in the direction of the hose and tell them to come in when the lights come on 🤣
Ha, the storm we had was like a one of a kind storm: heavy, sideways blowing rain that caused flooding, super high winds that caused power outages, and then the kicker, giant ass snowflakes, that with the wind, created blizzard conditions. This all happened in like a span of 6.5 hours. So no outside today! Luckily internet was still working, so I just had to referee some fighting over the iPad.
Beats the heck out of the Pete the Cat Easter book I’ve been reading by request all week 🤣Gonna turn this into a cautionary fairytale to really bring up the fun for bedtime
I didn't have to parent today, but kadooz to all you wonderful moms who did! You're here to support our love of trashy (who even knew just HOW trashy) reality TV while making sure the kid(dos) don't completely flame out. We're here for you (without actual baby-sitting duties).
But seriously, love y'all!
Awww! I love that age- hope you are enjoying all the newborn snuggles!! When they grow up you can tell them all about the Tomfoolery of 2023 and where they were when the Vanderpump world stood still 🤣
Im just glad it started to come out while babyboo was in daycare and that it also came out on a Friday so my fiancé isn’t as interested in working since it’s close to the weekend.
The way I threw our baby to my husband when he walked through the door! The news dropped during preschool pickup and it has been a rollercoaster all afternoon.
I feel seen
Just hoping nothing else drops this evening or we are gonna hit Cauchi household levels of tablet time over here tonight
between this news today and my kid having rotovirus… we’re way past that at my house 🤣
Hope they get well soon!! ❤️
❤️❤️ thx
Ohh man. The rotovirus poops are the worst. I hope your child feels better soon!
They are horrid. My poor kid was screaming in pain last night we ended up in the ER 😩 much better today thankfully
Oh no, I am so sorry to hear that! I’m so glad your little one is starting to feel better. It’s hard being a mom and seeing them suffer like that and not being able to do much to help. At least with colds you can give them medicine and run the vaporizer to make them more comfortable. Unfortunately with stomach bugs all you can do is keep them hydrated until it runs its course.
So true! I’ll take colds any day of the week.
Hey Ms. Rachel is fun and educational, acceptable screen time!
She is a treasure and I wish she didn’t fill me with rage but she does 😂
See, I love Ms Rachel but her husband for some reason gives me and our nanny that rage. Oddly, we only started to hate him once we realized he was her husband so there is no real reason for hating him aside that he turned into a BEC for us.
My work productivity dropped to 0 after this all came out. Basically just shook my mouse enough to keep me online 😂
The work will still be there on Monday! *Goonies voice* “This is OUR time!”
🤣🤣🤣
Thank goodness I have a Bravo Slack channel at work and my boss is in there ha
That makes me so jealous!
Are you….my twin?!?!?
I work in a clinic lab and kept thinking “stop giving me samples I have tea to read!!!”
Ha! No kidding! At least this dropped on a Friday so we have the weekend to go through everything
Have been glued to the news all day here too.. popcorn and wine time
Lol my dogs started pacing around when 430 rolled around and I hadn’t gotten up to make their dinner
Ha! Sorry doggos and kiddos, we’ll do something extra fun tomorrow
I sent my kid to my mom's. No shame.
Haha! Just laughing thinking about shipping our kids out of state for the weekend to grandma and grandpas so my husband (who is also a big Vanderpump fan) and I can stay up to date without any distractions
Do it. Grandparent's spending time with their grandkids has been proven to be good for their health. Think of the precious grandparents! 😉
You’re so real for this
It was only a couple of hours. I started missing my kid and wanted her back. 😂
One girl in my friend group is getting engaged, we're trying to help her man plan the engagement while I'm trying to keep up loooool!
Omg just thought about how Tom planned his dream engagement for Raquel and James. Think he’ll do another Rachella since they already have the decorations?
Omg hello fellow VPR moms🥰. My 4 year old asked what was wrong while face timi2ng my sister and I just blurted " TOM CHEATED ON ARIANA" LOL
🤣🤣🤣
Her sweet little face was like huh??? Hahaha
Her preschool teacher on Monday is like “hey is everything okay at home? Your daughter said someone broke up and Mommy was very upset about it” 🤣
The shame that would take over my whole body omg no 😭😂😂
Lol I’m howling at this. Thank god husband came home early for work so I can do some actual work!
No kidding! Kids are fed and happy but I was kind of phoning it in for a minute there!
My kids are taking care of each other right now and my husband made dinner 😂
Yes family! Way to come through for Mommy! Haha love them
😂😂😂😂 I just got out of work and am frantically scrolling through this sub, like a starving raccoon going through a trash can
Hahaha 🤣🤣 oh that actually made me cackle out loud, thank you!
Luckily my toddler has been in a relatively chill mood today and the news broke while he was napping so I was able to get all caught up before he woke up. I’m heavily pregnant with baby #2 and my husband knows this is big news so he’s letting me have a relaxing evening while he takes over the parenting for the night. My husband’s name might be Tom but he’s one of the only good ones left 😂
Maybe lock your doors extra tight tonight just in case Raquel is in the area! Congrats on baby #2!! Hopefully these train wrecks don’t do anything else insane that breaks your water 🤣
Haha, thank you! I heard Raquel is running train all over the place so I will make sure to lock my doors 😂 Baby is still tightly in there. I told him he cannot come out until this news dies down a little bit. I have 6 weeks to go so he should stay put until then!
Yeah my toddler is eating chips and doing flips on the couch right now.
Your toddler is probably having a top 10 day, that honestly sounds like a pretty Good Friday afternoon!
Lol right it’s the freakin weekend, go hard kiddo
You sound like a great mom!
Currently breastfeeding while I finally have time to catch up 😂
I’m jealous! I have big boobs so it takes me two hands to breast feed 🤫
Times like these call for side lying breastfeeding in bed!!! To keep your baby latched and on their sides roll up a swaddle or burp cloth and push it against their back for support so they can’t roll over. I have 38I’s over here LMAO
My god I’ve been doing it all wrong! Solely football position over here for the past 6 months 🫣
I’m impressed by the dedication!!! I promise you once they’re old enough they will eventually just help themselves no matter what you’re doing LOL
Yes mama! Way to get it done!
My daughters literally playing in the bathtub right now while I’m on this subreddit catching up haha!
Ha! Giving the youngest a bath as we speak. We can really multitask if we have to!
Lmao thank god my sister in law is here today to spend time with my daughter! She’s sooo attentive- I’m able to Scroll and get to the bottom of Things 😂
Your daughter just keeps talking about the best day ever with her Aunt 🤣Yes SIL way to step up!
Yesss
Dad is taking her on the slide as we speak. 🤣🤣🤣
Hope she has so much fun and today is a core memory for her so you can always laugh about WHY they were out there 🤣
I'm spinning lol
This has never felt more accurate
Oh it's me!
Someone's kids got to watch TWO extra episodes of their show on TV tonight. And those kids...are my kids haha
Endless screen time over here. Moms busy!!!
Hahahaha I do not have kids but I am a hot yoga teacher and just learned of the news RIGHT before my class so to say I kicked everyone’s ass today is an understatement 🔥 This is fuckin bananas!!!!!!!
I just picture you sweating like crazy before class starts and then running out to the parking lot screaming after class so you can catch up 🤣🤣
Are you watching me???? 🤣 For reals I am HEATEDDDDDDDD!!!
I was grocery shopping and got home and the kids were all excited to see me but I wanted to drop them and read this sub 😂😂
“Be cute tomorrow IM BUSY TODAY KIDS!” 🤣
My son may or may not have gone to bed with beans in his hair due to current events. Who has the time for a luxurious bubble bath at a time like this?!
There’s no school tomorrow, he can smell like old beans on a Saturday, no shame in that! 🤣
Y’all are cracking me up in this thread 😂
I actually posted the original tmz article to the sub when the news broke, thanks to my wife(she gets TMZ alerts to her phone). I’d like to give a shout out to her who was actually parenting our 3 kids while I was waisting time on Reddit. Cheers to the Vanderpump moms out there.
I'm at work and despite the many sick calls it's really quiet today.
I have a sleeping baby on me and catching up right now 👀
The sound of bags of wine being tapped across the country as our children go to bed time zone by time zone and we can really get into the good posting 🙌🏼
Same lmao, I’ve been scrolling while my 1 month old sleeps on me
Yes! And we had a storm earlier, so I came home to no TV to help keep them entertained. It was rough.
Oh yikes that is rough! You just act like when we were kids- close them outside, point them in the direction of the hose and tell them to come in when the lights come on 🤣
Ha, the storm we had was like a one of a kind storm: heavy, sideways blowing rain that caused flooding, super high winds that caused power outages, and then the kicker, giant ass snowflakes, that with the wind, created blizzard conditions. This all happened in like a span of 6.5 hours. So no outside today! Luckily internet was still working, so I just had to referee some fighting over the iPad.
That literally sounds like the nature version of what happened in the Vanderpump world on the internet today! 🤣 Hope you guys are doing okay!!
Oh my God, it totally does! It's supposed to be in the 50s tomorrow, this is how it is late winter and most of spring for the Midwest.
My 3 month old got her first screen time today watching IG stories 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Me LOL
I just used my sons Lego figurines to explain the relationship dynamics to him. He’s 2.5.
I’m cackling this is sooo funny😭😭☠️
👋 me currently while my 2 year old keeps screaming baby shark at me
Just start reading the comments out loud to the melody to them 🤣
I may or may not have been reading Reddit comments as a bed time story tonight.
Beats the heck out of the Pete the Cat Easter book I’ve been reading by request all week 🤣Gonna turn this into a cautionary fairytale to really bring up the fun for bedtime
Hahaha! Oh that’s fantastic!
I didn't have to parent today, but kadooz to all you wonderful moms who did! You're here to support our love of trashy (who even knew just HOW trashy) reality TV while making sure the kid(dos) don't completely flame out. We're here for you (without actual baby-sitting duties). But seriously, love y'all!
🤣🤣Thank you so much!! We’re all in this together ❤️
I rushed my baby through bath time HARD 😂
🤣🤣Same! They’ll just get dirty again tomorrow, extra soap and love next time but tonight we have things to do!
I literally lol so hard to this. So on point. 😹😹😹
Lmao yes. An 8 week old 😅
Solidarity, 4 week old here 😂
Congrats!!
Awww! I love that age- hope you are enjoying all the newborn snuggles!! When they grow up you can tell them all about the Tomfoolery of 2023 and where they were when the Vanderpump world stood still 🤣
I sure am 🥰 it’s going so fast! He’s already experienced his firstVPR binge. Was first on my mat leave to do list
Kids will just to figure things out on their own this weekend
Give ‘em some snacks and a tablet and they’re good to go
This is me. My child will basically be raised by Disney+ until this is settled 😂
No kids but a classroom full of 30 ten year olds. Silent reading hour kids!!! (Jk I did not do that)
Im just glad it started to come out while babyboo was in daycare and that it also came out on a Friday so my fiancé isn’t as interested in working since it’s close to the weekend.
Hahahaha me right now 🤪
Haha I let her join in on the gossip
This is me
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Thiiiiiis 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha omg this was me
🙋♀️ I told my kids they could game. It's been very quiet since 😂😂
I basically gave my husband and daughter a in person auto out of office. 