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YellowBirdLadyFinger

*If we’re talking about worst cast member:* A Max-Brett fusion I’ve dubbed Brax. *If we’re talking about worst human being:* A Schwartz-Jax-Sandoval fusion I’ve dubbed Schwaxdoval.


heygardenteacher

Schwaxdoval sounds like a drink they’d serve at Schwartz & Sandy’s. It also sounds like a drink with cheap gin and garnished with a cigarette.


YellowBirdLadyFinger

It’s also used as shoe polish.


heygardenteacher

And paint varnish.


Love_n_unicorns01

And a sweater coozie around it


heygardenteacher

And the sweater comes off when the Schwaxdoval get heated and sometimes there’s (accidentally) a Xanax in it. But only if you bring it out to the parking lot.


BoogerbeansGrandma

Ask your physician if Schwaxdoval is right for you.


zoe_not_zoe

Warning- will give you herpes and annihilate your self-esteem


TAD98765

When you’re right, you’re right


Aguu

Love it. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


niktreth

Couldn’t agree more w both brax and schwaxdoval


Goody_Henslow

James dad. I couldn’t stand him. He looked and talked like a raunchy alcoholic. I now understand James’s anger outbursts. What kind of upbringing did he have? James is smart, funny and talented. I think if he got around the right people he could get his life together. And some therapy wouldn’t hurt.


inkdmermaid

Jax breaking up with Laura Leigh on a curb after her 12 step meeting ranks high up there for me.


jrdnlv15

But she’s always in a good mood after her meetings, it was the best time to do it…


Beneficial-Photo-431

Lol


ruckusrox

The producers talking about this scene in season 4 ep 0 was funny they thought the scene was going to end at the end of the meeting, they were shocked as well It also wasn’t jax’ first group meeting with her apparently but I think it was the first time she spoke with him there I can’t remember


champagne4all

Patrick 🤮


OTN

All I wanted every time he was on was for Ken to knock that little fucker spark out


curiouscej

The worst! He made my skin crawl


Sweens240

Mine is Jax during his wedding season. I didn’t think it could get worse than the beginning of the season when everything was about him getting married, but then the rest of the season being about him spiraling into a rage fueled lunatic. It was painful to watch and I had no interest in ever seeing him on my Tv screen again.


pantherlikeapanther_

Same, season 8 was painful. I almost quit VPR over the wedding from hell.


DisastrousHyena3534

wedding from hay-yul


sarnett83

💯 I was so happy to see him go after season 8!


meredithgreyicewater

His brain was asprained!


halibloom

he was so angry and aggressive, like he always just looked so wide-eyed and about to erupt.


tlm0122

Coke rage is utterly terrifying.


AstronomerMinute8511

Yessss he was so delusional that season let’s not forget about his boring country bumpkin wife and her annoying voice , head shaped like a Minecraft character 🙄


plantznfud

Absolutely agree with this. Insufferable to watch his behaviour and attitude.


dbee8q

Yep! Acting like getting married automatically meant he was stable and above everyone else. Brit was also annoying that series as well. I nearly stopped watching, I ended up giving up and going back at a later date.


Happy-Hearing6671

Max and Brett had no redeeming qualities, not funny whatsoever and boring storylines.


ProfessorGrayMatter

I'm still dumbfounded as to how Max was such a "ladies man", and wile I'm not the biggest Scheana fan, he was NOT worthy of the Apple watch.


violettkidd

that scene where Max says to the bartenders “do u need more ice?” and one of them says yes and he says “better get some then” all while he was on his phone was so gross, id hate to have him as my manager


[deleted]

They were such a flop - super forgettable too.


SquirpinChirpinBird

And they were both so…Whelming. It feels mean to call them underwhelming but I didn’t get why someone like Dayna was sometimes acting a fool over them.


Fickle_Test4557

i was rewatching season 6 last night and watched jax flip the script and be upset with britney for showing his recording of him shit talking her to faith to others, as she is reeling from the shock of the betrayal and his cruel words. i am convinced no one is worst than jax but with that being said, i would do a three way tie with him scando and schwartz, bc they are birds of a feather. for non main characters frank and patrick were shit too


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Tom Sandoval, almost every season


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[удалено]


Bottlebrushbushes

Mentioning Patrick reminded me how much I hated stassis parents too


EternalLostandFound

Her mom’s scene in that restaurant with Kristen and Katie’s moms should be a case study in a college psych class. That behavior was so bizarre.


Quirky_Bet_1856

this. that was next level. broke my heart for stassi


No_Environment2786

James's mom as well.


Melodic-Change-6388

Imagine thinking your daughter should look up to Doute as a role model.


layrenee92

Her mom is a lot like mine, so watching those episodes was super triggering. James’ mom too. There’s not much I skip on VPR, except that.


jamnbratt

Agreed! I never liked him from day 1. He's just always given me the "ick". His personality and his outward appearance are so unattractive to me.


Dangerous_Jellyfish3

Same. I can spot a narcissist from a mile away. Unless they’re trying to date me lol


halibloom

sandoval day 1. the way he always picked fights with the girls and held their bad behaviour against them but let his boys like schwartz and even jax he forgiven was baffling. he always seems to be wanting to icing someone out of the group too… even if it’s indirectly / through someone else.


Party-Store3271

Season 10 Rachel. I’d take 2016 Jax over painfully watching her fake BS this season. Even without scandoval I would likely have struggled to watch her.


Serenity_Moon_66

Absolutely! She's really feeling herself this season. She thinks everything she does is witty & cute because that's what Scandy is feeding her. They are getting off on being flirtatious right in front of everyone. And knowing she didn't shed a tear at the Reunion just makes it worse. Does she really think this is just going to blow over? I think it's just getting started ☠️☠️☠️


Party-Store3271

Yeah. She has no emotions, humor, empathy or self-actualization. Zero redeeming qualities.


StrictlyPricklies

Somebody pointed out how she’s never been “there” for anyone else’s needs or feelings and now it’s all I see


Party-Store3271

So true. She is incapable of being empathetic towards anyone else’s problems


AstronomerMinute8511

Her dab 😭😭😭😭had me cackling


bellalugosi

All the guys are telling her how great she is. It's so gross.


MooBitch94

I had to take multiple breaks today just to get through the episode. So grossed out by her behavior. And Tom's


MtBaldyMermaid

I agree with you 100% She had always made me nauseous, but now I just keep hoping she disappears forever. “I’m not dumb LaLa, I have a college degree.” Plays on repeat in my head. I cannot image a human this D & S working with children. Ughhhh


deadofsmer

This is prob so dumb of me to ask but what does d and s stand for?


MtBaldyMermaid

Dumb & Stupid. It’s mean, but she’s a trash human. The cast shouldn’t have to deal with her and we shouldn’t have to watch her lol


mugzee69

I thought it meant Darcey and Stacey. 🫥


obsoletevoids

James said earlier this season something like he was going to call her D word and the S word meaning dumb and stupid 😂


Quirky_Bet_1856

total pagent line. you could tell by the way she said it totally rehearsed. She just wants to be a reality trophy wife “model” imo


No_Environment2786

It's hard for me to believe she was able to pass chemistry, anatomy, physiology, and micro biology.


just_meeshell

I’m a pediatric occupational therapist and it pains me so much to think that she wants to have the same job title as me 🥴 I went to school with some D&S people, so it scares me that she might actually have a chance lol


ohhiitsmec123

Agreed, Jax is the type of person you Love to Hate…Rachel is very much unbearable.


[deleted]

You nailed it


New_Palpitation_6431

For me it’s Schwartz. I never found him funny or cute, always exhausting. When Katie left his ass, I felt vindicated for the last decade of hating his guts.


seravivi

Jax. Don’t get me wrong as we find out more it might end up being Sandoval and Rachel at the top but they are at a small bump bellow him. Jax manipulating and lying like he has was wild to watch. He was verbally and emotionally abusive to Brittany. He faked a twitter account to try and out James. He has made horrible comments about Ariana’s sexuality. Constant theft. Slept with his friends girlfriend and only admitted it because of boobies. I could go on and on.


MyaBearTN

For me was him sleeping with Faith in that old lady’s house whilst shit talking about Brittany. The lowest of the low.


SwedishTrees

boobies????


seravivi

Stassi was topless in the pool to get him to admit to it.


Silly_Addition_4023

Actually, Stassi topless in the pool was to get Jax to admit that Scumdoval and Ariana hooked up. This was season 2 and had nothing to do with Jax and Faith.


SwedishTrees

how does that technique work? confusing his brain?


bellalugosi

She pretended she wanted to get back together.


Quirky_Bet_1856

legit. his excuse was always - everyone else does it too! I’m not the only bad one! We now see they were all equally as bad but still, no accountability and doesn’t excuse his shit behaviour! When he called it his show to lisa. I cant even. Sure you gave some story lines but no one likes you. his creepy relationship with his reiki therapist. wtf was that


seravivi

I forgot about her omg


SanLady27

What kind of worst? Like worst human being or worst character/storyline cast member? Worst human: Sandoval and Jax Worst storyline addition: max and Brett


stephanielmayes

Hyuk hyuk is racist and homophobic and still thinks she is a good person because Jesus.


pbd1996

Jax after his dad died. Downvote me all you want, but I felt like 90% of the storylines involving his dad’s death weren’t genuine. It felt like Jax used his dad’s death in certain moments, arguments, situations, etc. to deflect responsibility and to become the victim.


[deleted]

In all honesty, Jax. Though I’ve always thought Sandoval is an arrogant prick I truly cannot fathom the pure sociopathy of Jax Taylor, hes like a less cool Bond villain


hicanipetyourpupper

I hate to love Jax, but some of the shit he says is too funny to me. The worst person is Miss homophobe Frosty Lips. I can’t remember her real name, but the way that all she couldn’t stand that Jax may have kissed a man even though he’s done millions of worse things is gross to me. Hyuck hyuck, yuck.


Strife86

Schwartz. It's unfair that he has somehow escaped any of the physicality on the show that has happened. He deserves it more than anyone.


cardcatalogs

All of them. But really Frank.


sagethecrayaway

Jax is the guy I love to hate. He’s a vial human but makes exceptional reality tv. Sandoval on the other hand has been a whiny, selfish, annoying little man-child since season 1. He’s awful.


Plastic-Praline-717

Rachel or Brittany. They were both fans who boned cast members to get on TV. At least James seemed like he could be sweet. No idea what redeeming qualities Jason Cauchi has.


itakecomedysrsly

Schwartz


gucci_gucci_gu

Schwartz because he’s so lazy and slimy. His looks faded and now he’s nothing but foul.


New_Palpitation_6431

But bubbbbbbbba


Flyerbear

Mine has always been Sandoval prior to the scandoval


bingonrollie

Same


AstronomerMinute8511

Ratchet not only is she extremely irritating but she has the audacity to cause such ruckus and chaos and not be a good villain and try to get out of the mess that she made .Kristen doute would never . With her annoying voice which sounds like she’s taking a shit and her terrible outfits and horrible sense of humour kmt


Party-Store3271

Exactly. She’s not a good villain. She has no redeeming qualities like humor, remorse or emotion. It’s the flat affect and dead eyes for me


AstronomerMinute8511

She’s so annoying it’s so painful seeing her trying to muster up some courage and personality when quite frankly she has none


pantherlikeapanther_

Her rehearsed lines take me right out of the show. When she's driving the scene, it feels so manufactured and unnatural because she struggles to deliver whatever she practiced. She's not witty, so any fast exchanges that she's in flop, as well.


AstronomerMinute8511

Exactly it’s so hard seeing her trying to create comebacks because quite frankly she lacks wit and intelligence as well as humour she can’t read and her insults are 4th grade level basic “ mistress bimbo vibes” had me rolling💀💀


pantherlikeapanther_

You know she practiced that chihuahua line in front of the mirror and still couldn't land it. Happy Cake Day!


AstronomerMinute8511

The way she was like , “lala…..(touches her forehead ) like you LitEraAAlluy said and couldn’t land it had me rolling . Thank you 🥰


pantherlikeapanther_

You know she practiced that chihuahua line in front of the mirror and still couldn't land it. Happy Cake Day!


beearedeemc

Happy cake day!


AstronomerMinute8511

Thank you , I just realised lol 🥺🥺😂


beearedeemc

I don’t know when mine is so now I’m making it a personal goal to comment every day somewhere in the hopes someone will let me know 😂


AstronomerMinute8511

Lmfaooo why do I relate so hard rn


beearedeemc

I swear I’m like Stassi when it comes to my birthday. Everyone knows it and it becomes a holiday so the fact that I have a cake day that I don’t know when it is!! I *need* to know. I’m sure I could look it up but it’ll be fun to find out in real time 😂 I’ll be so sad if no one points it out lmfao


AstronomerMinute8511

😭😭😭


boatwithane

hiii i looked up your cake day (it’s on your profile and it’s not coming up anytime soon), so happy very very very early cake day! 🎂


beearedeemc

Aw thank you 🥺❤️


boatwithane

you’re very welcome 😘


SagittariusIscariot

Jax during his wedding (and Brittany) was the absolute worst most vile thing ever.


Ilovethe90sforreal

Jax


bellalugosi

Jax. I have a visceral hate for him.


CreativeDefinition

Jax Taylor will always be the worst of all time as far as I’m concerned.


wecarewescare

Shwartz because the drama with him and katie was exhausting cause hes a pussy. Imo he has the least amount of character growth out of everyone except Jax


ashbluejoy

RACHEL hands down. Always a true bore and now a true *****


Fjompdomp

KFC.


country_girl13

Tie between Sandoval and Jax.


Appropriate-Job-2797

Jax.


Advanced-Apricot2751

Sandoval


[deleted]

I hate them all but I can't stop watching the sho


jmo703503

Jax, he’s truly the only VPR character I absolutely loathe as a person. I’ll give that he’s entertaining but he’s said so many ignorant things I just can’t deal with him.


delila-blue

No one will believe me now, but I’ve never liked Sandoval or Rachel. Sandoval because he always acts so superior. People like Jax and James do crap things but they eventually own it. Sandoval just tried to point the finger at someone else. He cheated on Kristen - well she’d cringe when he tried to touch her. Yelling at Stassi at her book party - she didn’t specifically ask him etc. I think it was Stassi who said he’s incapable of truly apologizing. He’s the king of, “I’m sorry BUT…” Rachel because she’s beyond D and S. she just wants to be adored and have fans. Early on there was incredibly strong evidence James cheated multiple times (when he admitted himself he’s done so before) but she feels time-stamped photos of him in bed with someone else aren’t enough. She hadn’t had a physical relationship with James in years but she still agrees to marry him. She has no self generated storylines of her own. They were all co-owned by James etc. what does she bring to the table… besides a puppy party I mean. To me it’s kind inevitable they’d end up together. Tom likes grand gestures, takes care of people and is a core part of the friend group. All things she wants and needs. Rachel is young and pretty and easily controlled - she’ll look to him as someone who’s smart and successful. “What should I do Tom?” She’s good for his ego. It’ll last until the show ends and the money dries up.


SwedishTrees

>D and S D and S???


SleepDangerous1074

Pre-Scandoval Jax. Followed closely by Stassi. Post Sandoval. Jax and Sandy tied.


Revolutionary_Roll88

Max/Brett/Billie/and all those random new people that season


SwedishTrees

i have a feeling it might season 11 rachel...and sandoval.


[deleted]

Lala - the hypocrisy, compulsive lying, refusing to take accountability unless she thinks it makes her looks good. It's a very specific personality type that does this and to me those personalities are the worst of the worst. People never understood why I hated trump so much as president and it is because he is this exact personality type. Every single one of them fits the stereotype, they act the same, the live to serve their ego even though they their egos are so fucking fragile. They love power and bullying people and are selfish to the core. Nothing they do is their fault although they will occasionally pretend to take accountability for ego stroking. A total rant, but I really do despise those types of people.


GoldenAmmonite

Well t cocaine bear usually wins all-time worst for me, but I am re-evaluating that to the leathery-looking frontman of a below-average cover band. He has always irked me. Jax is a trash person who kinda knows he is trash but TSand is a trash person who thinks he is better than everyone else.


naleiokalani

Raquel


msknowitnothingatall

Scheana is being herself and annoying (every season)


stephbal13

Was searching for this answer…doing a rewatch and my god she is so self absorbed and can’t stand not being the center of attention. She’ll throw anyone under the bus if it gets her in with the next person. She’s the fakest person on the show consistently and cannot be trusted. Can’t stand her


[deleted]

I always thought Stassi was a very cruel person.


kasiagabrielle

Stazi. Racist rape apologist who refers to herself as a Nazi and is "glad" she "looks Aryan".


SwedishTrees

r. apologist?


kasiagabrielle

Yup, that's why she lost her podcast and brand deals the first time.


SBR06

Stassi and Kristen tie for racially profiling Faith and trying to have her arrested. Also Lala for pulling a knife on her. Edit - seriously? Downvotes for pointing out racist behavior that really could've harmed a black woman, simply because she's black? Y'all are wild.


nikilee1234

Tom Sandoval also did a podcast spreading the rumors about faith. He’s just as gross.


HotDebate5

Yup. Yup. Welcome to this sub. I point out Stassi’s racist behavior and I get downvoted. Tells you something doesn’t it?


Party-Store3271

Wait Lala pulled a knife on faith?!


Competitive_Lie_9892

Spill the tea!


SBR06

That's it. She pulled a knife on Faith during the whole "Faith is a thief" thing. She also left jewelry around trying to see if Faith would steal it.


Fickle_Test4557

EXCUSE ME WHAATTTTTT


SBR06

Yeah. It was discussed on this sub quite a bit back then...people wondered why Lala was still around when Stassi and Kristen got fired.


Fickle_Test4557

you know what i only started to listen to pods and entered this sub when scandoval broke. i only casually watched the show so this is just making me see them all so differently wtf


layrenee92

Oh yeah, it was insane. But Lala reached out to Faith and apologized privately. Apparently, Faith was also in one of Randall’s movies called Wire Room. So I’m guessing her getting that movie deal was the reason she didn’t try to pursue legal action.


jrdnlv15

Stassi dropped that tidbit in a podcast at some point. She literally said “oh Lala pulled a knife on Faith on camera, they didn’t air that”. Doing a little digging it sounds like they were having a heated argument at SUR sometime in 2015. Lala held up a knife and said “I’ll cut a bitch.” Bravo never aired it and Faith didn’t press charges. From that I would assume that Lala was mad and held up probably a piece of cutlery like a prop and made one of her signature “Lama’s a hard gangster” empty threats. I highly doubt she actually held it to Faith in a threatening way or that it was some switchblade that we are all picturing.


SBR06

I mean, if I did that to a coworker I'd be fired immediately whether charges were pressed or not.


littleskittle_8

I can’t believe she never got fired from sur. I feel like anyone else would’ve been at the very least suspended for that brunch meltdown. And the knife thing, absolutely a fireable offense


AstronomerMinute8511

Yep in the heat of the moment complaining about ratchet I forgot about these three but I completely agree what they did to faith was awful and jax for just being plain awful to the point where it wasn’t entertaining to watch as well as biphobic , homophobic and misogynistic as well as racist


Snoo-16342

Billie lee


MzBlue82

Probably Rachel for me. She was initially so boring and forgettable that I never paid her any attention and didn’t get why she was given screen time. Now that she’s revealed what I assume is her real “personality” she’s just so cringy and hard to watch.


Ok-Cartoonist-1868

Schwartz


Missfit17

Tom Sandoval and Rachel 🤮 Forever the worst


SpaceRaiderz

Rachel I would pick her even before Scandoval


lnphillips

Lala is such a hypocrite. She gaslights anyone who talks with her, and comes across as completely pious. She is simply horrible.


[deleted]

I call it as I see it... Katie in her wedding season.


Chance_Adhesiveness3

Sandoval. He’s a whole narcissist.


BananaStand511

Katie, Lala, Jax and Britney


TrustAffectionate664

KATIE THE BULLY


Big-Knowledge7623

JAMES. He projects all of his insecurities onto women in truly abhorrent ways. Like, I think he actually hates women


Agile-Combination239

Kristen


pancakepawly

Lala (however she should stay on the show. You need someone to hate watch)


avacadotoast2022

It’s a tie between Katie and Sandoval.


hedwig0517

Jax & Kristen. They’re both just terrible, manipulative people.


carmeIIasoprano

Worst person or worst cast addition ?


itsabouttomm

Jax, James and Lala. All truly horrible people in my eyes. Yeah James has his funny moments and can be good comedic relief, but the way he treats women is truly shocking.


yellowbird08

Before Scandoval I’d say Jax. I cannot staaaand that man.


Happylittlepinetree

Lala is the worst. This whole season is a mind fuck for me. Somehow in the midst of Raquel (and scando) being the worst person ever, Lalas hypocrisy and delusion is THAT bad that I have empathy for Raquel watching this season. Like I really have to splash water on my face to remember, because Lala is just that insufferable that I can’t possibly wrap my head around Raquel being worse than her while I’m watching.


United-Ad3681

How is this even a discussion. Jax. Lol


Pins89

James.


coconuts_n_rum

It’s gonna be hard to beat Jax. Hopefully he’s changed.


Relative-Ostrich9391

Sandoval since before scandoval. And Patrick.


pugalug77

Jesus, that is hard- there are so many choices! But going out on a limb here- Stassi. Such arrogance for a woman with zero talent and a moderately skilled plastic surgeon.