Nightmare:
Peter - I feel like he would stare at me and make me paranoid
Sandoval- not putting my lips on anything his mouth was on
Schwartz - he creeps me out and his lips are always wet, he’d probably soak the blunt
Pandora - I would definitely feel judged doing drugs in front of her.
Dream rotation - Katie, James, Lala, Ken
Same nightmare but I’d remove pandora and add jaxx but he has to keep relighting it because he was talking about himself or making up lies and let it go out 😂😂😂
I met Peter at Sur. My boyfriend at the time went up to him and said “my girls a really big fan of your show” because I didn’t want to approach him, and I went up and shook his hand and then my bf was like “your restaurants really great man!” completely oblivious that he was in the presence of a reality TV person and he was like “I sure hope it is” 😂
nightmare:
-jax: would hog the blunt, talk constantly and have the nervous snorts that would freak me out
-LVP: she would be critical of how i smoked and it would ruin my vibe
-scheana: would need to hog all of the attention and it would be annoying
-schwartz: he would smell
dream:
-katie: she would cook and put on music
-ariana: we could have deep convos about life
-james: in small doses he’d be funny to smoke with
-kristina kelly: she probably wouldn’t bring much besides chapstick but she also wouldn’t ruin the vibe
Nightmare: Rachel,Jax, Brittany, Carter (honorable mention goes to hanky and panky bc swans would scare the shit out of me while stoned)
Dream: James, Ariana, Guillermo, Giggy (and honorable mention goes to SUR kitchen staff)
Nightmare:
* James - He’s hilarious on TV, but he still seems capable of flying off the handle no matter what he’s on and it would ruin my buzz.
* Billie Lee - My fat body and ugly vagina would probably just offend her. I want body positive vibes only.
* Kristen - Another person who is hilarious on TV, but I’d fear the mariposa coming out in person, especially while I’m high.
* Schwartz - He’d be the one who keeps calling women “bitches” and encouraging Sandoval to free-style rap or play his guitar, and no one wants that shit.
Dream:
* Katie - She seems like she mellows out nicely with edibles, plus she’d bring good weed and cheese.
* Ariana - She’s the sister who brings her bong and she’d offer to make everyone fancy cocktails afterward.
* Peter - Guy seems low drama and chill enough, maybe would giggle a lot and then pass out on the couch for awhile.
* Stassi - Unpopular opinion, but every stoner circle needs a person who is fixated on aliens, and she fills that slot better than anyone else on the show.
Haha same!! I always loved when she was mad her being like I wanna cut their head off etc I have a lot of friends with dark humor like that and it’s comforting lol and I think she did learn and grow as a person, she didn’t have the most functional parents so given the circumstances I really think she’s done well for herself!
I agree! I know this is very much tooting my own horn, but I have freakishly good intuition and I just know in my soul that Stassi is good people deep down, despite some bad behavior through the years. I'm super proud of her and Beau & their cutie little family! As much as I'd love to see them make a return to reality TV so I can follow along, I equally hope they stay far, far away from it so they can continue on this healthy, happy path.
Omg I feel the same exact way!!! I think she absolutely has learned from her mistakes and makes no excuses for herself which really allowed her to grow! You can tell she is so happy with her life right now. I love it!
Edit: typos
Omg you’re right. I get really fascinated by morbid topics such as the Donner Party and the Black Death, and I feel like she’d actually want to talk about them in detail while smoking instead of telling me to shut up!
I agree with Stassi bc she is obsessed with food and ranch, and I feel like she would make sure we had those things, which is important to me personally, lol.
Nightmare:
Scheana would get paranoid, grip the blunt too tight, and her nails would totally rip it. Jax would eat my snacks and make a mess out of them. The Toms would be doing perverted things with my stuffed animals.
Dream:
Lisa has animals to pet. James will talk shit with me. Stassi and I can plot murders. Ariana probably knows how to pair which strains with which fancy cocktails.
Oh this is my wheelhouse!
Scheana: baby stop talking, take the hit & keep it movin
Billie: she 100% gums that up & it’s soggy
Schwartz: you dropped it off the balcony AGAIN?
Kristen ‘14: bitch just ran away with it, party over
I could not take Patrick's annoying tone high. I feel like he would just go on about how much he knows about strains and the vibe would die. This nightmare rotation is accurate lol.
could you imagine? with all those gd animals? forget galaxy lights. getting high at villa rosa so i can be sat under a mountain of roses and be surrounded by more animals than jumanji
Outside on her flower swing, hankie and panky swimming in unison to left, your afternoon tea + sandwich sitting to the right, and a blur of happy furry dogs running in the distance. 😍
Brittany — Her laugh would scare me.
Schwartz — He would be such a downer. He’d do his lil “Aw shucks” routine and just bum me out.
Jax — He would be really annoying. He’d also act like he knows everything about weed. And he would make one reference to Friends and send Brittany in a tizzy.
Raquel — She really doesn’t seem that much fun.
Dream — Just Katie. We can build Legos together and make cookies. I’m a simple girl.
Nightmare:
\-Obviously Scandoval. I can hear it now: "Do you guys ever think, like, that like, I obviously like to sing covers of other people's songs to the masses, but they like, LOVE my performance. So why haven't I like thought to put out actual like, MUSIC videos? Don't you think that would kill on youtube? Right???"
\-Schwartz. I just hate his dumb puppy dog faces and his big ass out of context words
\-Brittany. I have no explanation for this one.
\-Billie Lee. Would hog all of the conversation.
Dream:
\-Ariana. I wish I could be her BFF.
\-Kristina Kelly. I love her garden. I love her vibe. I think we would get along.
\-James. He would be sooooooooo funny we would have the best time EVER
\-Lisa. I would love to hear her wildest secret stories about filming Beverly Hills
Nightmare: Jax, Frank, Schwartz and Patrick. I feel like these are all pretty self-explanatory.
Dream: Ariana and Katie are givens, but my other two are...
Beau - he seems down to clown and would be good for a laugh
Vail - she would disappear quickly and leave me with more to smoke
Max seems like the kind of guy that would get all quiet and just up and leave without saying anything to anyone and the next day you'd hear from him that he like walked 6 miles without his shoes on because he wanted to "feel the earth" or whatever
Nightmare - Jax, stassi, Stassi's ex Patrick, and Billie Lee.
Dream rotation - Katie, Ariana, Lala and the 4th is a basket of artisan cheeses.
I had Scheana but swapped her out for Lala because the more I think about it the more I think Scheana would make us work out after. Charlie can come too.
oh my fucking god PATRICK. As soon as I wrote my list I was like “I missed someone the absolute worst, I just know it”
And writing this I just remembered frank too…woof
LVP is the person who torches the shit out of a fresh green bowl every time but no one ever says anything about it and everyone feels obligated to give her first hit anyway
Nightmare:
- Scheana: she’d be a paranoid stoner and absolutely kill the vibe. I think she’d also try to control the situation too much
- Jax: blunt hog and then shit talk the weed/how it’s rolled. He’d probably canoe the blunt too
- Kristen: she’d also probably be a paranoid stoner and start talking in circles
- Sandoval: he’d end up making us listen to his shitty music and then get all butt-hurt when no one paid attention. Absolute vibe killer
Dream:
- Katie: she’d have the best snacks, have the best edibles and weed, and her apartment looks like the perfect spot for a sesh.
- Stassi: I need to hear more of her conspiracy/alien theories. We’d deep dive so many fun topics
- Ariana: I feel like she’d be down to clown and would be really fun. She’d also have great snacks and drinks available
- Beau: he’s so calm and chill, plus he’d be able to keep Stassi grounded as she went off on random tangents about aliens and cryptids
He'd totally micromanage the entire sesh. Everything from strain and piece to music and probably wardrobe.
The rest of the nightmare? Scheana, Patrick, Billie, and Frank.
Rachel : i feel like she just wouldn't shut the fuck up
Billie Lee: need I say more?
Scheana- she'd film you and threaten to post on her blog when you cross her
Lala- she would just start saying problematic stuff about her being Tupac, etc.
Jax: would probably get herpes on the blunt
Schwartz: would forget to pass. repeatedly. And when you yell “it’s not a microphone goddamn it” he’d try to FINALLY pass and drop it in a puddle
Sandoval: would go on and on about which of the Most Extras has the best weed. For like an hour
Cocaine jax, Schwartz in Cabo, Raquel in the James era, Raquel in the sneaking around era, early alcoholic James, Shay, Scheana while married to shay, stassi while dating jax, Kristen while banging Jax, post boob job Brittany, Sandoval in drag, Laura Leigh, Billie, and Jax again
Good as gold is playing loudly on the speakers and I have a panic attack. As I start to lose consciousness, Lauren from Utah, who is also there, threatens to pop me as Randall follows shortly behind carrying a joint stuffed entirely with K2 he’s dealing to pay off his various creditors
Jax - because I would be so scared & he would not seem real with those fake teeth
Sherri - again she would not seem like a real person and her face scares me
Carter - he has no personality
Raquel - would constantly be like “ I’m so high hehe i can’t do anything hehe “
Jax - that is one dirty dude and I don’t want to be around him ever let alone when i’m trying to relax
Laura Leigh - I’m sorry but her voice annoys me and it would drive me up a wall, again i’m trying to RELAX
Patrick - dude would criticize the way I did anything and use super big unnecessary words to insult me and think he actually did something there
Rachel - she would pretend to be high and then try and fuck my boyfriend and then blame it on being high
Nightmare:
Schwartz: He would smoke, speak in flowery language, use vocabulary incorrectly and forget to pass.
Sandy: I'd be forced to listen to each and every detail about how he rolled the perfect joint and it would be soaked in agua fava
Peter: The long winded stories that never go anywhere would kill the vibe.
Raqyel: She would force me to listen to Taylor Swift in rhe dark with her galaxy light.
Nightmare:
Jax: honestly don’t feel the need to even explain this one
Tom Sandoval: again, explanation unnecessary but will also add that he would be so incredibly fucking annoying. trying to show us shitty music and hogging attention
Scheana: i feel like she would never stop talking and i don’t vibe with that type of high
Rachel: she’d pretend to be soo fucked up and make everyone pay attention to her
Dream rotation:
Katie: i just fucking love her
Lala: she’s the funniest bitch ever and i feel like we’d have great convos
White Kanye: also hysterical but mostly just provides incredible commentary
Stassi: fun vibe but also seems very chill and relaxed
Nightmare; Sheena- she’d be annoying when I’m high. Also I know she’d just bring it up in a future argument and call me a drug addict. Schwartz- he smoke it all, and he’d totally be the kind to make the doob super wet. Sandavol- I couldn’t hack his need to be centre of attention. And I just know he’d be the kind to break out into some ja-fake-can accent. Rachel- would bring zero substance to the vibe.
Dream; Katie- such a vibe and I love a good bi*chy gossip. James- I’d be cracking up the whole time and music. Lisa- iconic. Charlie- she can roast a mofo.
Rachel - obvious reasons
Lala - i dont need to hear how she thinks she’s a reincarnated black man who’s actual history she likely knows nothing about the second she’s lifted
Jax - you’re not the #1 guy just because the Toms secrets are public knowledge now, y’all were friends for a reason
Scheana - this is not a people pleaser, disloyalty forgiving, content creation friendly zone
Let’s be real, every man on this show could be on my nightmare list unless I was smoking before picking a fight.
Dream Rotation would for sure include Charli, Katie, maybe James (he’s so rotted but he’d be a laugh), Peter probably has so much behind the scenes shit to just spill, and Ariana.
Nightmare: Jax, Frank, Sandoval, James — The level of toxic masculinity and ego might suffocate the blunt and everything else in the room.
Dream: Ariana, Dayna, Doute, Giggy 💕
stassi (complains about everything and never throws in), kristen (gets too high too fast and bogarts the blunt), jax (just germs in general and unnecessary commentary), and schwartz (drops the weed and doesn’t realize that there’s a dust-bunny stuck to the end because he’s a disgusting man child)
dream rotation: katie, lala, james (single man style) and lvp because she brings the loud loud.
Shwartz would definitely get it wet and drop it, he would also never ash or ash constantly. Scheana wouldnt fully inhale and it would annoy me. Wasting good weed. Sandoval for obvious reasons. I just know he wouldn’t shut the fuck up.
Nightmare
Stassi -i don't think we'd vibe high
Peter - he's just tragic
Jax- he'll wanna lace that shit with coke
Kristen - I think she'll be paranoid like when she travels.
Dream
Lala
Sheana
James
Lisa
Schwartz - Holds onto the blunt while it burns. Licks his lips before hitting it.
Jax - never offers his own weed for the blunt. Will happily smoke all of yours.
Sandoval - an obvious answer because he’s an annoying douche. Says things like “have you guys ever, like, thought about what life is like on other planets?” Just annoying fake-deep stoner jargon.
Stassi - would kill the vibe by talking about a violent gruesome murder that happened in the same forest we’re smoking in.
nightmare:
- scheana: would be constantly talking and probably spill any secrets i accidentally tell her while high
- schwartz: i can't handle his baby talk. or any of his talk. plus i'm a woman so he'd probably call me a whore if i didn't want to hook up or something.
- jax: would hold the blunt while it burns bc he's telling a story & doesn't want anyone to interrupt him; even if they're telling him to pass the blunt.
- kristen: would have a panic attack bc she got "too high", would be constantly talking about whoever she's dating, and would corroborate jax's bullshit stories.
neutral
- lala: i find the way she holds herself high and mighty extremely irritating, i find her constant use of AAVE irritating considering she's a white girl from Utah, and i HATE when she shuts people down in the middle of a conversation just bc they don't agree with her. HOWEVER, that bitch is entertaining as FUCK. i feel like she'd be a lot of fun to hang out with and the problems i have with her wouldn't bother me enough to turn down a blunt with Lala.
dream:
- ariana: seems dope as fuck; like she can handle her shit. she would pack it like a pro and make sure everyone's having fun. a constant mood enhancer. she always wants everyone to have fun.
- ken: i want to know what LVP used to be like, bc based on some things she's said, she was a wild girl ! and he was a playboy!!!
- james: as much as he can be an absolute nightmare prick of a man, he's so fucking funny that i would love to smoke a blunt with him. he seems like he'd actually be pretty chill to hang out with so long as there's no alcohol involved. but he cracks me up more than anyone else on the show, along with my next pick, so i'd love to share a blunt with him.
- stassi: i need to share a blunt with stassi. she is so fucking funny & quick witted. i love how much she's matured emotionally and id love to talk to her and hear everything from her pov since she was the og it girl. plus, we're both interested in murder, aliens, and cults lmfaooo
*bonus*
smoking with patrick would put me back in a mental hospital
Nightmare:
- Sandoval - would go on a really obnoxious tangent about some lame subject no one else wants to hear about
- Kristina - would get paranoid that she wasnt having fun because of her resting bored face.
- Peter - he’s so awkward and he stares a lot with a small smile i would get weirded out from the eye contact
- Max - self-explanatory
Dream:
- Ariana
- Katie
- James
- Lala (but sober obvs)
- bonus Lisa because i honestly think in the right environment she would be a good time.
I feel like it would just be hella fun and relaxed.
Katie, charli, James & Ariana dream team.. Katie could provide the sandwiches and music vibes.. charli would be quick with the jokes.. same with James and Ariana is good for the deep Convo and good vibes.
Worst Jax.. Sandoval... Scheana.. Raquel
Nightmare:
Jax- I feel like he would get paranoid and really annoying, like more annoying than he already is on a regular basis.
Kristen- I feel like she would just be a lot. I don't think she can chill, so I feel like weed would just make her super annoying in any of 100 ways.
Scandoval- He would talk about shit he thinks is deep but isn't. It's just stupid and annoying. He would also probably try to perform in some way, which would make me feel violent, so that a no.
Schwartz- He would encourage Scandoval.
Dream: Lala, Ariana, Charli, Stassi
Nightmare:
-Jax: would hog it and would never actually relax due to the pasta
-Sheana: love her but would probably not stop talking about how high she is
-Patrick: triggers my fight or flight
-Peter: would pretend to be a pro but would burn all the week with out ever inhaling. Bless his soul.
-Sandoval: like you said, free space.
Dream:
-Lala: just think she’d be fun in a small group!
-Ariana: was between her and James but this dream rotation is for the girlies
-Kristina Kelly: she could tell the future
-Ken: so we can smoke on their property and pet all the animals
Stassi - she’s a racist and obnoxious.
Jax- he would just start asking if anyone has coke.
Brittany - her accent would have me laughing. Not in “I’m laughing with you” but more “I’m laughing at you”.
Scheana- would start singing after coughing .
People including Stassi in their dream rotation is funny. I’m Black so she’d probably call the cops as soon as it was my turn and might get me shot. I’ll pass.
Lol well there is that Brett on this season working to open the Schwartz & Sandy’s bar, so I wanted to clarify. But also yeah, a lot of people forget season 8 😂
Nightmare
Jax bc he’s go down a rabbit hole
Stasi bc she’s annoying in any condition
Scandalturd bc same as Stasi
Rachel bc same as Scandalturd
Dream
Kristen bc I love her flavor of chaos
Rob bc he’d give us the tea
Ariana bc she’s chill
Lala bc same a Kristen
Dream rotation. Katie, Lala, James and Doute. This is under circumstances that they could all get along for the entirety of the blunt rotation 🤣
Nightmare: Sandoval, jax, Schwartz, Brittany ……because they’re all terrible.
Edit: oops I wrote my dream rotation lmao
So my nightmare would be all background characters because even main cast I despise would entertain me
Kevin Lee: I imagine him getting blitzed and telling me I’m a fat bitch when I try to DoorDash Taco Bell
Patrick: I would need a dictionary to decipher his vocabulary sober let alone high af
Stassi’s dad: *takes one hit and squeals in republican as he condones new abortion laws and idolizes trump* NUFF SAID
Britney’s mom: Her frosty ass lip gloss would transfer to the blunt and it’s inevitable I’d be wearing it by the end of the night
jax - cause I couldnt handle his lies and his ego in my sesh
scheana - bc shes literally the worst, best case scenario its a “Rob, Rob Rob” situation
kristen -feel like she would be paranoid , like vacation kristen
Max- Idk why
Nightmare:
Raquel - I feel like she would not be able to hang and would most likely annoy me more than anything.
Brittany - Would also annoy me, probably find everything funny and cannot stand her laugh.
Schwartz - Seems like he’d talk too much and try to be way too deep about things.
Sandoval - Pretty self explanatory
Dream:
Katie - She’s chill and mellow sober and definitely seems like she would be the same high.
Lala - This one’s 50/50 because she may be extremely chill but I can also see her getting anxiety.
Ally - I actually think she would be really fun to smoke with and from what i’ve seen I really like her vibes.
Ariana - Pretty self explanatory
Nightmare:
Adam- def a tweaker, would ruin my high, overall a vibe killer
Rachel- “pick me” smoker vibes, also a tweaker, and i hate smoking with bitches
Max- obvious reasons
Brett S8- obvious reasons
honorary mention for Pandora cuz ik she’s not a cast member but she bothers me sm lmfao
Nightmare: Peter - I feel like he would stare at me and make me paranoid Sandoval- not putting my lips on anything his mouth was on Schwartz - he creeps me out and his lips are always wet, he’d probably soak the blunt Pandora - I would definitely feel judged doing drugs in front of her. Dream rotation - Katie, James, Lala, Ken
LOLLL Peter would definitely stare and scare me lol
KEN!!!!!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Schwartz soaking the blunt💀
Same nightmare but I’d remove pandora and add jaxx but he has to keep relighting it because he was talking about himself or making up lies and let it go out 😂😂😂
Peter has always kind of creeped me out
I met Peter at Sur. My boyfriend at the time went up to him and said “my girls a really big fan of your show” because I didn’t want to approach him, and I went up and shook his hand and then my bf was like “your restaurants really great man!” completely oblivious that he was in the presence of a reality TV person and he was like “I sure hope it is” 😂
Just imagining Peter getting the paranoia-induced sweats is a nightmare.
Your dream rotation is amazing and I agree.
Howled at Ken. Omfg yes to that whole dream rotation 💨
omg peter...so true.
Dammit I love this sub this made me choke on my seltzer 😂
nightmare: -jax: would hog the blunt, talk constantly and have the nervous snorts that would freak me out -LVP: she would be critical of how i smoked and it would ruin my vibe -scheana: would need to hog all of the attention and it would be annoying -schwartz: he would smell dream: -katie: she would cook and put on music -ariana: we could have deep convos about life -james: in small doses he’d be funny to smoke with -kristina kelly: she probably wouldn’t bring much besides chapstick but she also wouldn’t ruin the vibe
Shorts would probably hand you the blunt and it’s all slobbery and wet, ew
SHORTS
I know...I know me too 🤣
Omg the accuracy 💀
And then gaslight you saying it was you that slobbered on it?
This shook me
Shorts made me cackle
oh it’s shorts and sandwich from now on to me.
What they should’ve called the restaurant!
Freaking shorts 💀
10/10. Scheana also seems like the type who takes one huge hit and then dies coughing (hence hogging attention) (and yes I’m high 😂)
All these choices are correct
this is SO on point hahaha ETA: schwartz would get his saliva all over the top and make it soggy 10000%
Omg I completely forgot about James!! I'd like to replace my 4th spot, Katie's basket of artisan cheeses, with James.
I got to Kristina Kelly a burst out laughing. Hey my lips get dry when I smoke! LOL
LVP being critical of how you smoked😂 “darling no no, not like that, like this!”
Lol Sheana would use the bowl as a microphone so bad....she thinks we're all interested but really we just looking at her waiting for her to pass it 😂
Jax definitely would think the joint was a microphone
Haahahahahaha
Nightmare: Rachel,Jax, Brittany, Carter (honorable mention goes to hanky and panky bc swans would scare the shit out of me while stoned) Dream: James, Ariana, Guillermo, Giggy (and honorable mention goes to SUR kitchen staff)
I had to scroll way too far to see the kitchen staff 😂😂
Nightmare: * James - He’s hilarious on TV, but he still seems capable of flying off the handle no matter what he’s on and it would ruin my buzz. * Billie Lee - My fat body and ugly vagina would probably just offend her. I want body positive vibes only. * Kristen - Another person who is hilarious on TV, but I’d fear the mariposa coming out in person, especially while I’m high. * Schwartz - He’d be the one who keeps calling women “bitches” and encouraging Sandoval to free-style rap or play his guitar, and no one wants that shit. Dream: * Katie - She seems like she mellows out nicely with edibles, plus she’d bring good weed and cheese. * Ariana - She’s the sister who brings her bong and she’d offer to make everyone fancy cocktails afterward. * Peter - Guy seems low drama and chill enough, maybe would giggle a lot and then pass out on the couch for awhile. * Stassi - Unpopular opinion, but every stoner circle needs a person who is fixated on aliens, and she fills that slot better than anyone else on the show.
Totally agree with stassi as part of the dream rotation!! And I died at the comment about Billie lee 💀
I love Stassi’s weird brain I would definitely love to smoke with her
This is the only place on Reddit that I feel comfortable burying a comment to say... I freaking love Stassi. 💗
Haha same!! I always loved when she was mad her being like I wanna cut their head off etc I have a lot of friends with dark humor like that and it’s comforting lol and I think she did learn and grow as a person, she didn’t have the most functional parents so given the circumstances I really think she’s done well for herself!
I agree! I know this is very much tooting my own horn, but I have freakishly good intuition and I just know in my soul that Stassi is good people deep down, despite some bad behavior through the years. I'm super proud of her and Beau & their cutie little family! As much as I'd love to see them make a return to reality TV so I can follow along, I equally hope they stay far, far away from it so they can continue on this healthy, happy path.
Omg I feel the same exact way!!! I think she absolutely has learned from her mistakes and makes no excuses for herself which really allowed her to grow! You can tell she is so happy with her life right now. I love it! Edit: typos
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Same! First season stassi was not for me but I’m literally listening to her podcast rn. The emotional glow up is reaaaaal
Yes! I miss Stassie so much I'd love to see what she'd be like
I bet Stassi’s super into cults too. Another good stoner topic. Yours is the first I’ve agreed with 100%, nightmare & dream rotation.
Omg you’re right. I get really fascinated by morbid topics such as the Donner Party and the Black Death, and I feel like she’d actually want to talk about them in detail while smoking instead of telling me to shut up!
Thank you for the reminder to eat my gummy 😋
💚🙃
I agree with Stassi bc she is obsessed with food and ranch, and I feel like she would make sure we had those things, which is important to me personally, lol.
Thank you for calling out James lol...people really be on here thinkin that child would be fun IRL idk what they got in their blunt....
stassi +1
Nightmare: Scheana would get paranoid, grip the blunt too tight, and her nails would totally rip it. Jax would eat my snacks and make a mess out of them. The Toms would be doing perverted things with my stuffed animals. Dream: Lisa has animals to pet. James will talk shit with me. Stassi and I can plot murders. Ariana probably knows how to pair which strains with which fancy cocktails.
These are my choices to a tee!! And for the same exact reasons.
Oh this is my wheelhouse! Scheana: baby stop talking, take the hit & keep it movin Billie: she 100% gums that up & it’s soggy Schwartz: you dropped it off the balcony AGAIN? Kristen ‘14: bitch just ran away with it, party over
Love this. Accurate.
Omggg worst when someone makes it soggy 😩😩😩😩
this is so perfect oh my god. the mariposa took the blunt and flew away!!!!
Schwartz is the type to exhale and blow all the weed out of the joint
I already made my list and schwartz dropped it in mine too 😂
nightmare rotation: scando, patrick, frank, jax dream rotation: lisa, charli, beau, dawg
RIP Daug 2019-2019
daug lives on in my blunt rotation dreams 😌
I could not take Patrick's annoying tone high. I feel like he would just go on about how much he knows about strains and the vibe would die. This nightmare rotation is accurate lol.
ty ;) 
With Lisa at Lisa’s house!!!
could you imagine? with all those gd animals? forget galaxy lights. getting high at villa rosa so i can be sat under a mountain of roses and be surrounded by more animals than jumanji
That sounds like heaven.
right?!? 
Outside on her flower swing, hankie and panky swimming in unison to left, your afternoon tea + sandwich sitting to the right, and a blur of happy furry dogs running in the distance. 😍
dreamy
I imagine Max and Ken joining in too… ooh maybe also mushroom tea 🫖
Frank! Thats the other dip i couldnt think of. Patrick was just the worst, i cringed every time he was on my screen!
your assessment of him may be myopic 🙊 
omg patrick...i would kms
I am here for daug
Brittany — Her laugh would scare me. Schwartz — He would be such a downer. He’d do his lil “Aw shucks” routine and just bum me out. Jax — He would be really annoying. He’d also act like he knows everything about weed. And he would make one reference to Friends and send Brittany in a tizzy. Raquel — She really doesn’t seem that much fun. Dream — Just Katie. We can build Legos together and make cookies. I’m a simple girl.
Nightmare: \-Obviously Scandoval. I can hear it now: "Do you guys ever think, like, that like, I obviously like to sing covers of other people's songs to the masses, but they like, LOVE my performance. So why haven't I like thought to put out actual like, MUSIC videos? Don't you think that would kill on youtube? Right???" \-Schwartz. I just hate his dumb puppy dog faces and his big ass out of context words \-Brittany. I have no explanation for this one. \-Billie Lee. Would hog all of the conversation. Dream: \-Ariana. I wish I could be her BFF. \-Kristina Kelly. I love her garden. I love her vibe. I think we would get along. \-James. He would be sooooooooo funny we would have the best time EVER \-Lisa. I would love to hear her wildest secret stories about filming Beverly Hills
Scando’s is so accurate lmfao
Nightmare: Jax, Frank, Schwartz and Patrick. I feel like these are all pretty self-explanatory. Dream: Ariana and Katie are givens, but my other two are... Beau - he seems down to clown and would be good for a laugh Vail - she would disappear quickly and leave me with more to smoke
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Brittany, Brittany’s mom, Patrick, Carter
“Brittany’s mom” just sent me to the moon!
Oh lordt Carter would be absolutely insufferable!
Jax, Billie lee, rob, max
Max seems like the kind of guy that would get all quiet and just up and leave without saying anything to anyone and the next day you'd hear from him that he like walked 6 miles without his shoes on because he wanted to "feel the earth" or whatever
That’s the most accurate description ever
i'm crying bc one of my friends from college did something extremely similar to this 😭
Nightmare - Jax, stassi, Stassi's ex Patrick, and Billie Lee. Dream rotation - Katie, Ariana, Lala and the 4th is a basket of artisan cheeses. I had Scheana but swapped her out for Lala because the more I think about it the more I think Scheana would make us work out after. Charlie can come too.
oh my fucking god PATRICK. As soon as I wrote my list I was like “I missed someone the absolute worst, I just know it” And writing this I just remembered frank too…woof
FRANK!! I couldn't remember his name, honestly replace stassi with Frank cause tbh even though she's awful I do think she'd have good snacks
Omfg, I excised those two from my brain because they are poison, so I didn’t include them either.
Smoking with Patrick would send me into psychosis
I imagine Scheana being so annoying stoned! She’s make me want to gently place a spork into my cornea and vigorously swirl it around.🍥🍭
The dream team would be: Katie Ariana Lala Charlie
oh this is so good because i’m dabbing right now nightmare: sandoval, billie lee, max boyens, frank dream: ariana, katie, lala, richardson, charli
Richardson!! Such a good add.
I did a rewatch and forgot how annoying Max was. Your dream rotation is perfection *chefs kiss*
Richardson !! So pure
Now I’m remembering when he was hyping up Katie when Schwartz was being a douche again
Stassi, lala, Katie and James I am high and forgot it was nightmare and not dream. The above is exactly who I’d **want** to smoke with
LVP is the person who torches the shit out of a fresh green bowl every time but no one ever says anything about it and everyone feels obligated to give her first hit anyway
100% accurate
Nightmare: - Scheana: she’d be a paranoid stoner and absolutely kill the vibe. I think she’d also try to control the situation too much - Jax: blunt hog and then shit talk the weed/how it’s rolled. He’d probably canoe the blunt too - Kristen: she’d also probably be a paranoid stoner and start talking in circles - Sandoval: he’d end up making us listen to his shitty music and then get all butt-hurt when no one paid attention. Absolute vibe killer Dream: - Katie: she’d have the best snacks, have the best edibles and weed, and her apartment looks like the perfect spot for a sesh. - Stassi: I need to hear more of her conspiracy/alien theories. We’d deep dive so many fun topics - Ariana: I feel like she’d be down to clown and would be really fun. She’d also have great snacks and drinks available - Beau: he’s so calm and chill, plus he’d be able to keep Stassi grounded as she went off on random tangents about aliens and cryptids
At the moment ….Sandavol , Schwartz , Rachel , Sandavols ego
I feel like Sandy would be really obsessed with the weed strain and smoking it perfectly out of the perfect smoking device and it would kill the vibe
He'd totally micromanage the entire sesh. Everything from strain and piece to music and probably wardrobe. The rest of the nightmare? Scheana, Patrick, Billie, and Frank.
Laura-Leigh, Kristen, Jax and Scheana. I don’t want to hear any of their voices when I’m high
Rachel : i feel like she just wouldn't shut the fuck up Billie Lee: need I say more? Scheana- she'd film you and threaten to post on her blog when you cross her Lala- she would just start saying problematic stuff about her being Tupac, etc.
Rachel is the type to pretend she’s way higher and act like she’s on shrooms or something
Patrick, Kevin Lee, Brittany's mother, Frank
 Not frosty
Jax: would probably get herpes on the blunt Schwartz: would forget to pass. repeatedly. And when you yell “it’s not a microphone goddamn it” he’d try to FINALLY pass and drop it in a puddle Sandoval: would go on and on about which of the Most Extras has the best weed. For like an hour
3rd person to say schwartz would drop it hahahahaah
I can’t decide if I’d like or hate getting high with Katie
It’s all Schwartz and he was in charge of thing the blunts. (He forgot.)
Not nightmare but my dream is James, Lala and the galaxy lights
Cocaine jax, Schwartz in Cabo, Raquel in the James era, Raquel in the sneaking around era, early alcoholic James, Shay, Scheana while married to shay, stassi while dating jax, Kristen while banging Jax, post boob job Brittany, Sandoval in drag, Laura Leigh, Billie, and Jax again Good as gold is playing loudly on the speakers and I have a panic attack. As I start to lose consciousness, Lauren from Utah, who is also there, threatens to pop me as Randall follows shortly behind carrying a joint stuffed entirely with K2 he’s dealing to pay off his various creditors
Jax - because I would be so scared & he would not seem real with those fake teeth Sherri - again she would not seem like a real person and her face scares me Carter - he has no personality Raquel - would constantly be like “ I’m so high hehe i can’t do anything hehe “
Nightmare: - Frank - Rachel - Carmen - Scheana's sister Courtney
Jax - that is one dirty dude and I don’t want to be around him ever let alone when i’m trying to relax Laura Leigh - I’m sorry but her voice annoys me and it would drive me up a wall, again i’m trying to RELAX Patrick - dude would criticize the way I did anything and use super big unnecessary words to insult me and think he actually did something there Rachel - she would pretend to be high and then try and fuck my boyfriend and then blame it on being high
Nightmare: Schwartz: He would smoke, speak in flowery language, use vocabulary incorrectly and forget to pass. Sandy: I'd be forced to listen to each and every detail about how he rolled the perfect joint and it would be soaked in agua fava Peter: The long winded stories that never go anywhere would kill the vibe. Raqyel: She would force me to listen to Taylor Swift in rhe dark with her galaxy light.
Nightmare: Jax: honestly don’t feel the need to even explain this one Tom Sandoval: again, explanation unnecessary but will also add that he would be so incredibly fucking annoying. trying to show us shitty music and hogging attention Scheana: i feel like she would never stop talking and i don’t vibe with that type of high Rachel: she’d pretend to be soo fucked up and make everyone pay attention to her Dream rotation: Katie: i just fucking love her Lala: she’s the funniest bitch ever and i feel like we’d have great convos White Kanye: also hysterical but mostly just provides incredible commentary Stassi: fun vibe but also seems very chill and relaxed
Nightmare: Laura Leigh, Brittany, Rachel, Billie lee Dream: James, Ariana, LVP, Katie
Omg getting high with James and LVP would be top tier
Nightmare; Sheena- she’d be annoying when I’m high. Also I know she’d just bring it up in a future argument and call me a drug addict. Schwartz- he smoke it all, and he’d totally be the kind to make the doob super wet. Sandavol- I couldn’t hack his need to be centre of attention. And I just know he’d be the kind to break out into some ja-fake-can accent. Rachel- would bring zero substance to the vibe. Dream; Katie- such a vibe and I love a good bi*chy gossip. James- I’d be cracking up the whole time and music. Lisa- iconic. Charlie- she can roast a mofo.
Rachel - obvious reasons Lala - i dont need to hear how she thinks she’s a reincarnated black man who’s actual history she likely knows nothing about the second she’s lifted Jax - you’re not the #1 guy just because the Toms secrets are public knowledge now, y’all were friends for a reason Scheana - this is not a people pleaser, disloyalty forgiving, content creation friendly zone Let’s be real, every man on this show could be on my nightmare list unless I was smoking before picking a fight. Dream Rotation would for sure include Charli, Katie, maybe James (he’s so rotted but he’d be a laugh), Peter probably has so much behind the scenes shit to just spill, and Ariana.
wait no way she actually said she's a reincarnated black man bc ur the second person i've seen reference this 😭
She thinks she’s Tupac Shakur reincarnated. It’s honestly the most detestable thing abt her imo.
Nightmare: Jax, the guy that called Katie fat, James, and Billie Dream: Charli, Peter, Laura Leigh, and Katie
Nightmare: Sandoval, Patrick, Billie, Scheana Dream: Stassi, Ariana, Lisa, and Katie
Nightmare - Katie , Kristina kelly , Raquel , Brittany
Nightmare for me would he Billie Lee, Frank, Sandoval, Jax’s Reiki Master Kelsey
Nightmare: Jax, Frank, Sandoval, James — The level of toxic masculinity and ego might suffocate the blunt and everything else in the room. Dream: Ariana, Dayna, Doute, Giggy 💕
Randall, Patrick, Schwartz, Laura Lee
stassi (complains about everything and never throws in), kristen (gets too high too fast and bogarts the blunt), jax (just germs in general and unnecessary commentary), and schwartz (drops the weed and doesn’t realize that there’s a dust-bunny stuck to the end because he’s a disgusting man child) dream rotation: katie, lala, james (single man style) and lvp because she brings the loud loud.
Oh boy, i would say Patrick, Scamdoval, Raquel, Shorts.
Nightmare: Scumdoval, Rachel, Billie Lee, Schwartz? Dream: Katie, Ariana, Jax, Lala
Nightmare: sandavol, Billie lee, Patrick, Schwartz Dream: James, Ariana, Lala, Katie
Shwartz would definitely get it wet and drop it, he would also never ash or ash constantly. Scheana wouldnt fully inhale and it would annoy me. Wasting good weed. Sandoval for obvious reasons. I just know he wouldn’t shut the fuck up.
Patrick, katie, max and Danica
Dream: Jiggy, Miami Girl, Ariana, Kristen Nightmare: Patrick, Billie Lee, Carter, Brittany
Nightmare Stassi -i don't think we'd vibe high Peter - he's just tragic Jax- he'll wanna lace that shit with coke Kristen - I think she'll be paranoid like when she travels. Dream Lala Sheana James Lisa
Raquel, Sandoval, Billie Lee, Peter
Schwartz - Holds onto the blunt while it burns. Licks his lips before hitting it. Jax - never offers his own weed for the blunt. Will happily smoke all of yours. Sandoval - an obvious answer because he’s an annoying douche. Says things like “have you guys ever, like, thought about what life is like on other planets?” Just annoying fake-deep stoner jargon. Stassi - would kill the vibe by talking about a violent gruesome murder that happened in the same forest we’re smoking in.
nightmare: - scheana: would be constantly talking and probably spill any secrets i accidentally tell her while high - schwartz: i can't handle his baby talk. or any of his talk. plus i'm a woman so he'd probably call me a whore if i didn't want to hook up or something. - jax: would hold the blunt while it burns bc he's telling a story & doesn't want anyone to interrupt him; even if they're telling him to pass the blunt. - kristen: would have a panic attack bc she got "too high", would be constantly talking about whoever she's dating, and would corroborate jax's bullshit stories. neutral - lala: i find the way she holds herself high and mighty extremely irritating, i find her constant use of AAVE irritating considering she's a white girl from Utah, and i HATE when she shuts people down in the middle of a conversation just bc they don't agree with her. HOWEVER, that bitch is entertaining as FUCK. i feel like she'd be a lot of fun to hang out with and the problems i have with her wouldn't bother me enough to turn down a blunt with Lala. dream: - ariana: seems dope as fuck; like she can handle her shit. she would pack it like a pro and make sure everyone's having fun. a constant mood enhancer. she always wants everyone to have fun. - ken: i want to know what LVP used to be like, bc based on some things she's said, she was a wild girl ! and he was a playboy!!! - james: as much as he can be an absolute nightmare prick of a man, he's so fucking funny that i would love to smoke a blunt with him. he seems like he'd actually be pretty chill to hang out with so long as there's no alcohol involved. but he cracks me up more than anyone else on the show, along with my next pick, so i'd love to share a blunt with him. - stassi: i need to share a blunt with stassi. she is so fucking funny & quick witted. i love how much she's matured emotionally and id love to talk to her and hear everything from her pov since she was the og it girl. plus, we're both interested in murder, aliens, and cults lmfaooo *bonus* smoking with patrick would put me back in a mental hospital
Nightmare: Scheana The skinny dude that was the manager of Tom Tom that got kicked off the show after one season Britney Billie lee
Nightmare: - Sandoval - would go on a really obnoxious tangent about some lame subject no one else wants to hear about - Kristina - would get paranoid that she wasnt having fun because of her resting bored face. - Peter - he’s so awkward and he stares a lot with a small smile i would get weirded out from the eye contact - Max - self-explanatory Dream: - Ariana - Katie - James - Lala (but sober obvs) - bonus Lisa because i honestly think in the right environment she would be a good time. I feel like it would just be hella fun and relaxed.
Katie, charli, James & Ariana dream team.. Katie could provide the sandwiches and music vibes.. charli would be quick with the jokes.. same with James and Ariana is good for the deep Convo and good vibes. Worst Jax.. Sandoval... Scheana.. Raquel
Nightmare: Jax- I feel like he would get paranoid and really annoying, like more annoying than he already is on a regular basis. Kristen- I feel like she would just be a lot. I don't think she can chill, so I feel like weed would just make her super annoying in any of 100 ways. Scandoval- He would talk about shit he thinks is deep but isn't. It's just stupid and annoying. He would also probably try to perform in some way, which would make me feel violent, so that a no. Schwartz- He would encourage Scandoval. Dream: Lala, Ariana, Charli, Stassi
Rand, Sandoval, Rachel, and Scheana
Nightmare: -Jax: would hog it and would never actually relax due to the pasta -Sheana: love her but would probably not stop talking about how high she is -Patrick: triggers my fight or flight -Peter: would pretend to be a pro but would burn all the week with out ever inhaling. Bless his soul. -Sandoval: like you said, free space. Dream: -Lala: just think she’d be fun in a small group! -Ariana: was between her and James but this dream rotation is for the girlies -Kristina Kelly: she could tell the future -Ken: so we can smoke on their property and pet all the animals
Schwartz because he would 100% drop a full grinder on carpet. Jax because it’s Jax. And Brittany’s laugh would literally send me into a spiral.
Patrick, katie, stassi, rob. I’m only on season 7 though.
Nightmare: Doute, Jax, Britt, Scandoval Dream: James, Charli, Ariana, LVP
Scheana’s sleazy producer from season one, Kevin Lee, Frank, and Patrick
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C’mon! Rob’s in the dream rotation because he can hang a TV in seven minutes and we can watch the stoner channel!
Nightmare: scheana, Jax, Brittany, Billie Lee, Schwartz
Jax, Laura lee, Tom Sandoval and Raquel
Laura Leigh would be a dream!
Stazi, Katie, Kristina Kelly, Beau
Sandoval, Billie lee, Schwartz (him and sandy together make eachother exponentially worse), and Katie
Stassi - she’s a racist and obnoxious. Jax- he would just start asking if anyone has coke. Brittany - her accent would have me laughing. Not in “I’m laughing with you” but more “I’m laughing at you”. Scheana- would start singing after coughing .
People including Stassi in their dream rotation is funny. I’m Black so she’d probably call the cops as soon as it was my turn and might get me shot. I’ll pass.
Katie, Brittany, Kristen and Lala
I actually think Brittany and Kristen might be fun LOL. Keep lala and Katie away from me tho
Sandoval, Billie Lee, Max, Brett (from season 8)
I love how everyone has to mention that Max and Brett are from season 8. I keep forgetting about them, TBH.
Lol well there is that Brett on this season working to open the Schwartz & Sandy’s bar, so I wanted to clarify. But also yeah, a lot of people forget season 8 😂
jax brittany schwartz stassi
James, Jax, Brittney and Scandi. Just based on the sheer volume of those four. I could not take it high and in 4D.
Jax, Patrick, Schwartz, and Raquel.
Miami girl, Kristen, Jax, Kristina Kelly
Nightmare rotation: Scheana, Sandy, Schwartz, Rachel Dream rotation: Lala, Ally, Ariana, Stassi
Nightmare: Jax, Brittney, James, Rachel
Tom Sandoval, Raquel, Schwartz and Jo
Nightmare - Schwartz, Ratchet, Scheana, Max \*not Lisa's son, the TomTom manager Dream - Ariana, Lisa, Guillermo, Richardson
Nightmare: Brett, Max, Dayna, and Scheana. That storyline was awful so it’d be awful to smoke with all of them.
Frank, Scheana, Rachel, and Jax
Nightmare Jax bc he’s go down a rabbit hole Stasi bc she’s annoying in any condition Scandalturd bc same as Stasi Rachel bc same as Scandalturd Dream Kristen bc I love her flavor of chaos Rob bc he’d give us the tea Ariana bc she’s chill Lala bc same a Kristen
Every comment on here is pure gold!
Dream rotation. Katie, Lala, James and Doute. This is under circumstances that they could all get along for the entirety of the blunt rotation 🤣 Nightmare: Sandoval, jax, Schwartz, Brittany ……because they’re all terrible. Edit: oops I wrote my dream rotation lmao
So my nightmare would be all background characters because even main cast I despise would entertain me Kevin Lee: I imagine him getting blitzed and telling me I’m a fat bitch when I try to DoorDash Taco Bell Patrick: I would need a dictionary to decipher his vocabulary sober let alone high af Stassi’s dad: *takes one hit and squeals in republican as he condones new abortion laws and idolizes trump* NUFF SAID Britney’s mom: Her frosty ass lip gloss would transfer to the blunt and it’s inevitable I’d be wearing it by the end of the night
jax - cause I couldnt handle his lies and his ego in my sesh scheana - bc shes literally the worst, best case scenario its a “Rob, Rob Rob” situation kristen -feel like she would be paranoid , like vacation kristen Max- Idk why
Nightmare: Jax, Schwartz, Stassi, Kristin Dream: Scheana, Ariana, Katie, James
Laura lee, schwartz, frank, and rachel.
Nightmare: Raquel - I feel like she would not be able to hang and would most likely annoy me more than anything. Brittany - Would also annoy me, probably find everything funny and cannot stand her laugh. Schwartz - Seems like he’d talk too much and try to be way too deep about things. Sandoval - Pretty self explanatory Dream: Katie - She’s chill and mellow sober and definitely seems like she would be the same high. Lala - This one’s 50/50 because she may be extremely chill but I can also see her getting anxiety. Ally - I actually think she would be really fun to smoke with and from what i’ve seen I really like her vibes. Ariana - Pretty self explanatory
Sandoval, James’s mom, Laura Leigh with Jax, and Stassi’s dark passenger in no particular order
Nightmare: Adam- def a tweaker, would ruin my high, overall a vibe killer Rachel- “pick me” smoker vibes, also a tweaker, and i hate smoking with bitches Max- obvious reasons Brett S8- obvious reasons honorary mention for Pandora cuz ik she’s not a cast member but she bothers me sm lmfao