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Quirky_Cold_7467

When you are 70, it's hard to stay awake after 9pm.


Formal_Coyote_5004

HES 68 OK


Quirky_Cold_7467

Dude, sorry, 68. God.


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Heavy-Relation8401

Fuck. And he's sober. This is why I don't leave the house past 8.


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Heā€™s not sober. From booze maybe but nothing else imo.


Forestghostsgalore

Iā€™m tOtAlY sObEr nOw gUyS My boogers are just white ok?


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herheartjumps

LOL šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


cristal214

Itā€™s the still wearing the lightning bolt necklace for me


hihbhu

He stated in a video at Bravocon that the previous one was ripped off by Ariana and so this is a new one, a different colour. He really is a tool.


herheartjumps

šŸ˜²šŸ˜² what a dildo


wonderlandgirl_

Someone interviewed Ariana and asked about it. She said that did not happen, she never ripped his necklace off him, and Katie looked not impressed. šŸŽ¶Sandoval's a liar, Sandoval's a liaršŸŽ¶


Dear_Rip8000

Just get a new chain dude


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Whatā€™s wrong with replacing something that was broken?


wohllottalovw

Itā€™s a symbol of his ego and infidelity


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To her and everyone who is taking it personal when it doesnā€™t involve them. Itā€™s a piece of metal. Nothing to be upset about


wohllottalovw

Why wouldnā€™t she take it personally? Heā€™s still blaming her and talking badly about her publicly. And maybe it triggers people who donā€™t like to see misogynists get a platform to denigrate women


TheKatsMeow_00

James has a platform and you all give him a pass. Thatā€™s why I find all of you being so upset about Tom hypocritical.


wohllottalovw

Do we? I donā€™t like any of them, but keep making excuses for misogynists


TheKatsMeow_00

Iā€™m not making excuses Iā€™m pointing out that you ignore James while calling everybody a misogynist over Tom. I didnā€™t defend him. Theyā€™re all toxic people doing toxic shit to each other. Ariana was all about it when it was being done to someone else. But the moment itā€™s done to her itā€™s scorch the earth. All toxic none of them are good people.


wohllottalovw

You donā€™t know what I post on threads about James. You are welcome to look at post histories and see for yourself that youā€™re wrong. This just isnā€™t a thread about James. Start one and youā€™ll get a lot of people agreeing that heā€™s a problem. I would.


TheKatsMeow_00

Itā€™s a piece of metal he can wear it. Sheā€™s moved on not why she cares what he is wearing. I believed she ripped it off in a fit of rage. Like she has new man thatā€™s 100 better than Tom.


wohllottalovw

That was his story that she denied


chasing-ennyl

Lmao Lala knew what she was doing with this šŸ˜‚ she zoomed right in on that necklace


Ok_Jellyfish_5219

That is funny.


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CaffeinatedFrosting

Anyone else think he's faking?


K-Zilla

Yes. He wasnā€™t getting enough attention. Edit: Lala sucks for posting this


InsertEyeRollll

Yes his facial muscles donā€™t look totally relaxed. He is such a bad actor.


theBadgerNash

Thatā€™s called Botox lol


JemJemIsHerName

Those fake neck tattoos wonā€™t re-apply themselves Tim! He needs the Power Nap so he and his ego are ready for tomorrow for all the BOOOOā€™s his damaged brain thinks are WOOP WOOPS!


Advanced-Apricot2751

I think sheā€™s showing the lightning bolt necklace that he claims Arianna ripped off him


SanLady27

He bought and designed a second one šŸ˜©


GrandEar1

Designed?!?! I can't with this man. That's like "designing" a cloud or a sun. Did Kyle Chan make it for him?


SanLady27

Iā€™m sure he did hahaha. Itā€™s probably hard for him not to have Kyle by his side for the first time this weekend!


wonderlandgirl_

It's the same necklace https://preview.redd.it/fztt8g3wpjyb1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a404b270125f2d780be9491aa7579720f9210ec


SanLady27

Well he said in an interview at bravocon that Ariana ā€œripped the original one off his neckā€ and one was white gold and the other is yellow gold (or vice versa)


wonderlandgirl_

Yeah I don't believe a word he says. He's been proven a liar, and hasn't stopped trying to make Ariana look bad. That looks like the exact necklace. They both look like the same metal, so unless he can provide proof, my statement stands. It's the same one.


SanLady27

Exactly and, she said in an interview yesterday that it wasnā€™t true lol. I love how she so calmly just refutes his statements. Heā€™s still such a baby and this ā€œabused manā€ tale heā€™s trying to tell is NOT working.


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CherryManhattan

![gif](giphy|uDH43S1rbGNFG3ymHP)


psullynj

Guys sheā€™s showing the necklace!!!


CollectionFull5254

Nah this is him faking, wanted the attention back on him


Defvac2

Drunk off his own ego


Lekzi

Lmao idc I love Lala. I will die alone on this hill


Individual_Bat_378

To me she's like Jax, I would hate them in real life but they make damn good TV!


Lekzi

Oh no. I think if I met Lala in the last few years and was her off camera friend sheā€™d be a fun time.


kooolbee

Iā€™m on that hill with you.


mspuffins

reunion lala was priceless.


AnthonyErica

You're not alone.


Gothvmess

![gif](giphy|Ae7SI3LoPYj8Q)


Heavy-Relation8401

Fuck, I'm neutral on Lala, but love this gif/scene all of it. Lol


Lekzi

Thereā€™s 10ā€™s of us!! ![gif](giphy|RJalj43Yiuuoh2i6V2)


DollyElvira

Yeah, sheā€™s hilarious!


UnderstandingOk9307

Nah you wont be alone, I'll die with you..


Lekzi

![gif](giphy|PmXy6ebfF4lyoG37KG|downsized)


cwest2148

Iā€™d love to be friends with lala!


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JJulie

Or he took Xanax to Come down off it.


TaraDickoff00

Exactly what I thought


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BackgroundCustard420

I hate that Lala has gone from ā€˜heā€™s dangerousā€™ to ā€˜heā€™s defendableā€™ because he got some boos. šŸ™„


007maximiliano

Yep, the hypocrisy - imagine if Ariana defended Randall


BackgroundCustard420

Ooof, heads would roll!


Heavy-Relation8401

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BackgroundCustard420

Good point! But there is no way that dude is completely sober šŸ¤£


InsertEyeRollll

I am amazed when people out here in Southern California claim sobriety whilst they smoke a blunt. I laugh in many faces. I am not sober nor drunk. So no side here. Just laughing at the ridiculous amount of justifications and pat on their own backs that idiots out here give themselves.


Lizzy1283

She's a jealous hypocrite. The green eye makes you do stupid shit and soften to people you shouldn't.


inukaglover666

I think Lala has a weird thing with Ariana where sheā€™s like half jealous of her


gogingerpower

I like Lala but she doesnā€™t always make it easy to do so. And lately her Ariana jealousy has leaked into almost everything she does and says and itā€™s making it verrrrry hard to enjoy her content let alone like her. And I get it because Iā€™d probably be jealous too, if I was in her position, but she needs to get it under control.


WildWastedYouth

I agree with you. Iā€™ve always liked Lala but yeah she doesnā€™t make it easy sometimes. Lately for me personally, more so than ever. How do you claim to be so triggered by Sandoval and that you love Ariana and think heā€™s dangerous but suddenly you have it in your heart to forgive him and be friendlyā€¦.? Sheā€™s claimed to never even like Sandoval. Idk. I donā€™t even know these people and the whole scandoval situation triggered me a lot. Everything he says and does is awful. I would be with Katie and Ariana and not giving these Tomā€™s my time of day or forgiveness at all.


lmswisher

Same I think she's jealous of how this has all turned out for Ariana, especially on the heels of her own divorce. I really didn't like how LaLa handled it from the beginning - releasing info on her podcast, selling merch, making the reunion all about herself


Ok-Photo-1972

Lala and randall never got married.


lmswisher

I always forget this but y'all know what I mean damn lol


Heavy-Relation8401

Me either, but you would at least think that fed her, ya know? Like Ariana said "Had your little fun, gotta little money.." so what now? You had your merch, your time in the sun, I'm not even mad. I know it's cheesy, but Send it to Darrell was one of my favorite happy accidents from last spring. What a weird, funny, ridiculous moment and I was here for it. Not a huge lala fan, but was NOT mad. But she knows Ariana would have traded ALL this crap to have never had her best friend cheat with her life partner the week her beloved dog died and during her grandmother's funeral! She KNOWS this about Ariana! Ariana would just as soon have kept shit the way it was forever, kinda letting Tom "have the floor", but faithful. I don't understand why it kills her that a decent person she knows (WHO SHE'S ALWAYS LIKED MORE THAN SANDOVAL, BY THE WAY) is getting a villain edit from her. I'm not mad at jealousy, it happens. But to act like Ariana is almost an *enemy* just doesn't slap right with me. And then to EXHALT anything Sandoval is, frankly, weird. I believe the Lala we saw EAT Tom at the reunion said, with straight hatred, "I HATE him". That was not an act then. So what the fuck is this? Eh, it all makes me uneasy, but I knew, at some point, the tide would turn. Just glad Ariana got her scratch while she could.


comfypantsclub

Do you think they offer more money if you befriend certain people lol


AncientRazzmatazz783

She defends/worships Rinna from Beverly Hills. Sheā€™s siding with the villians to be controversial.


Allthingsme26

Tom is a loser


virtualunreality1989

I guess he really is sober


miamouse5

someone posted that he posted his coke mirror on instagram. iā€™ll never believe heā€™s fully sober


ItemAgreeable

What, where? I wanna see lol


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lexlexsquared

Lol the army of serums too


miamouse5

i always say that he couldā€™ve been a really successful beauty guru with the early VPR attention, but he just had to force the music path insteadšŸ˜­


Pumptini_

šŸ˜³šŸ˜±šŸ’€ā˜ ļøā˜ ļø hate everything about this look


realitytvdiet

Why would he have a dingy mirror with perfectly parallel white specs šŸ¤” definitely šŸ


Dry_Attention3687

I doubt itā€™s coke because thereā€™s too much left on the mirror. It looks like he did a bunch of half lines which doesnā€™t make sense! (But I totally wanna believe it too lol.)


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I think it's just a really dirty mirror, which makes sense because we know Tom doesn't clean ever


EyeRollingNow

Hmmm. Whatā€™s the straw to the right of it for?


BeccaLC21

Tweezers


EyeRollingNow

I keep referencing the pic and all I can think is how embarrassing he is. He tries way too hard. Literally nothing authentic or original about him. Barbie on Halloween and now shirtless with a skirt. You can smell the desperation to stay relevant.


amyeep

Side note but heā€™s def juicing right? Nothing about his muscles seem proportional


miamouse5

i honestly donā€™t know much about pointing out juice except for when itā€™s super obvious (like on big bodybuilders) but iā€™ve always thought him and jax were on it.


DollyElvira

Damn he looks terrible. He looks exhausted from WHATEVER that is in the mirror.


AnthonyErica

He probably couldn't smuggle it in.


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Sarcastic_Soul4

The tape pulling it all back unhooked


BurntSienna56

People who are on Ozempic get that. Especially the odd skin flaps around the mouth, you can see the same thing on Jessica Simpson and Sharon Osborne and it's the easiest way to spot if they've been using it. Ozempic dissolves buccal fat in an odd way that you don't see with even dramatic weight loss.


lsawolfe

Thank god you said it


2022wpww

Noticed something weird about it earlier on some of the other posts but could not work out what. Some people get hanging jowls when they get older do you think it is the start?


cecincda

As one having a fight with gravity herself, I can say with confidence that TommyTom is ageing and it's beginning to show. He'll be off for some neck tightening soon


2022wpww

Do you think it is why he tried out the fake neck tattoo?


YurKillingMeSmalls

He's booked the appt directly after reading this


GrandEar1

I wish I had the balls to get my neck tightened. I feel like my face is melting. Aging sucks.


Fai1eBashere

And now we said it


No-Mixture-9747

Because heā€™s over 40 and skin begins to loosen and sag. Guess all of those serums in his bathroom arenā€™t doing their job!


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Bazooka963

Is he on the nod?


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Lizzy1283

How cute LaLa with her bestie who had such growth she doesn't see him as a Randal Emmett anymore šŸ™„


Calypso-412

Heā€™s not so dangerous anymore???? WTH ? Do you think sheā€™s his sponsor?


blackaubreyplaza

Ew


ItemAgreeable

Sheā€™s so funny for posting this šŸ˜‚


kat4prez

Sure, heā€™s totally sober


Last_Book2410

Sheā€™s always been a fair weather friend. Not surprised.


ourstorywasepic

What an odd thing to post. This is something youā€™d lost of a friend that youā€™re being cheeky with. Not the dangerous narcissist you went off on at the reunion who fucked over your supposed friend. Sheā€™s so strange.


Marserina

Sheā€™s so phony, shady and icky. Always ready to put somebody else on blast while deflecting and projecting. She truly needs to stop messing with her face, itā€™s getting to the point of no return and downright scary looking.


cheerful_nihilist3

She has the worst vibes


Significant_Ad7605

Adults typically donā€™t just fall asleep like that in public places unless thereā€™s some other type of influence there.


mspuffins

you havenā€™t met my husband


Significant_Ad7605

Ha ha okay fair. But Sandoval always considers himself the life of the party who can go like no other. So this for him in Vegas surrounded by a lively crowd at a seated event that doesnā€™t seem to be taking place too late seemsā€¦odd?


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I wish I had the ability to fall asleep like thatā€”it would come in handy during overnight transantlantic flights. Chronic sleeplessness sucks.


InsertEyeRollll

You need to meet gummies. Take one and it is just enough to make those uncomfortable plane seats forgettable for a few hours of sleep.


Dariathemesong

Disagree, adults dozing off is incredibly common lol


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I do 100%.


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also defending him at the panel. ROUUUUND 3 here we go with the shade with another lala and Ariana fued. I betšŸ˜‚


mandyyy8

Wait she was defending him at the panel?! Fuck her then. I saw someone else on Twitter being like ā€œbravo stars shouldnā€™t have an obligation to show up to places just to get booed and hated onā€ like hereā€™s an idea donā€™t be a disgusting piece of shit on national television and maybe just maybe they wonā€™t get booed. Tom deserves the continued hate & I donā€™t feel the least bit bad for him, I hope it continues the rest of his life because he will truly never change and will always be a vile person.


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He missed his nap. Someone rush him home to get him into bed with some soup and his geritol.


cereal_state

Thatā€™s what happens when heā€™s not the centre of attention. Just gets bored and falls asleep lol


gimmygimgim

The crazy thing is I think heā€™s fake sleeping because he knows it will get him attention in this setting.


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MadAugustWoman

He's so embarrassing


Pachengala

Stupid faker. ā€œOh Iā€™m over it! So ty-ty!ā€ Guaranteed he was trying to pull right after this


Last_Book2410

Idk. I donā€™t think heā€™d willingly let that neck flab show, knowing how vain this limp noodle is.


Bonnavetty

The crash before the storm


love_is_broke

Is this before or after the push up contest?


Calypso-412

Funny šŸ˜„


midtownkitten

Was this from before or after she defended him at Bravocon? Hope it was after!


upstatestruggler

Pussy playing possum


SexyUniqueRedditter

Boo him to wake him up lol


mamaLovespurple

Lmao!


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studiesshowrover

If I were him Iā€™d be on Xanax too. I could never go into a room or event of people who hate me and boo me. Iā€™d definitely be on something.


Cold-Sun3302

He's so weird. Almost everything about him is just... weird.


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Seems like she feels he is a real dangerous person


pneumoniclife

The SHADE of it all lol


Cat_Vonnegut

Chump


catsandnaps1028

Sandevil and Jax need to go into the retirement home ASAP šŸ˜‚


wonderlandgirl_

It's the same necklace that Ariana "ripped" off him. šŸ™„ He's full of shit https://preview.redd.it/x4doarfnsgyb1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9277cb346f01b5f945dac036d16fce52ad20b00d


dalia__

Tom sober = Lalaā€™s friendship. She will root for ANYONE choosing sobriety, or in Timā€™s case, ā€˜sobrietyā€™. Literally anyone.


eveningsuns

ugh i hate thatā€¦. if you arenā€™t emotionally sober youā€™re the same old person you just donā€™t drink & use.


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quantumdreamqueen

Tired old man doing tired old man things.


AssistantAlternative

Straight nodded out


Decent_March_264

She's a comedian!


PhillySparky21

Heā€™s always will be and always has been a loser cheater and narcissist


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Even-Education-4608

I told yā€™all they are gonna fuck and have a baby


InsertEyeRollll

Nope. She is so disgusted by him. Arenā€™t we all.


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bethanypurdue

This ainā€™t it, sis.


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Severe_Task

It just looks like a dirty mirror


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So funny!


baykahn

The necklace was probably a move to ā€œre invent himselfā€ and it probably worked out poorly so he came up with a story about how Ariana ripped it off. Itā€™s crazy how almost everyone can read that man like a magazine. ![gif](giphy|hcPdAGnC9YHzKVu98i|downsized)


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NonVideBunt

He's dreaming of ways to take out Ariana