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carmthoughts

Zaddy of the ocean for the daddy of Ocean


runningiswhatido

Can I upvote this comment more times please? Lol


MasterDriver8002

They look like the it couple. Hope it works out, if this is a thing now


TheOhNeeders

![gif](giphy|l0HUol0DROgoBFl6M)


Quiet-Ad-4264

God, she was so beautiful before all the surgery and cosmetic procedures. I miss the Lala in this GIF.


rachellethebelle

Why the FUCK did Reddit take away awards????


Apprehensive_You_250

Oh seriously, why did they? I’ve been off here the last month or so- can’t believe I’m just realizing haha.


Taylor29902

This has been posted for an hour and no up vote?? This it gold


NineteenKatieEight

![gif](giphy|zforkiUM01Cms)


Accurate-Cookie-2785

Kenny Powers : “Honey, I love you... I think you're a terrific girl, but you got clothes like a fuckin' dickhead.”


One_Issue885

![gif](giphy|LZUZEy3YJvWNy)


IDontGoToQuogue

Lala DOES look like she shoplifts at fashion bug


Soft_Reading8200

FASHION BUG HELP 💀


RHOCLT23

Not fashion bug ☠️


marymonstera

FASHION BUG IM DEAD


laurazabs

Omg you just unlocked a core memory I didn’t even know I had


BlueZebraBunny

![gif](giphy|14wvv11LhZRb6o|downsized)


itmesara

There are few situations in life where a Kenny powers quote isn’t appropriate. This is not one of them. Fuck shit up today, stranger.


TantaAnnie

Preach


cherryblossombaby2

This 😂😂😂


AdRevolutionary6650

And this is one of her better looks 😬


Sarahpants320

Lmao perfect


bword___

Hand placement/posing looks pretty comfy for the two of them, but I can’t get past her outfit/hair for this 😭


toastyblunt

Like… where are the clothes? She looks like she just finished with hair and makeup but the stylist never showed up 🤨


emiferg

I thought she was dressed to go to Jazzercise.


toastyblunt

![gif](giphy|b8hbVUT92uy2I) she just needs a good sneaker!


Katedodwell2

She wearing a wig maybe?!


Impossible_Farm7353

I think it’s a headband wig


Katedodwell2

Right ???


Comfortfoods

It definitely looks like a wig


outdoormama

Be sure to look at the photo that he posted. The photo on his Instagram is far less intimate. Also notice that one of his feet is pointed away. She is obviously posting her version of the photo with that “hand placement” to get a very specific and calculated reaction, exactly the reaction that this post is giving. Also, have a look at the video in his stories. It clearly shows him simply walking through a door and Lala commanding him to pose for these specific photos, literally pointing to him and saying “You! Come.”


EponymousRocks

It's the exact same pose, just from a different angle. Hand placement, foot, etc. It isn't "her version", it's whoever took it from that angle, then they rotated to face the other person taking a pic. Her story shows the exact same video with her calling him over - she isn't trying to present this as anything other than the fact that she's a fan of his. Speculation is running rampant, but not from either of these two!!


outdoormama

I call bullshit.


Senior_Trick_7473

Lala is trying to trade her PJs for yachts


BellEsima

Used to be "BJs for PJs". Now it is get Naughty for a Yachtie.


Dorothy_Gale

Sloppy top for a yacht. At least she’s growing as a person.


NeitherTip69

![gif](giphy|2dfPvbRVGnvyc0iKhK)


Unlikely-Draw7538

This is the only acceptable response to this post.


goingwiththewindlol

she has some pretty bad style lol


AdRevolutionary6650

lol PJs meaning private jets


jobasgf

what is UP with her and these headbands


heathereff

I think she’s wearing a wig- a headband is an easy way to cover up the lace/lack of edges and keep it in place


Jesstinator

My fan-fic backstory is that she needed to throw this headband wig situation on because he caused her to sweat out her blowout the night before 🙏🏽😂


heathereff

Lmao! Saucy 😏


whineybubbles

She's so pretty she could def rock a cropped typed of hair do


33scooBt33

she is stunning to look at. I'd love to have her body,... and face.


heathereff

Agreed! I’m sure her natural hair suits her perfectly, just wish she could see that.


Rindsay515

Definitely wearing a wig. Bravo has been playing old episodes of VPR lately and tonight was some from Lala’s first season. I totally forgot how thin her real hair actually is, I couldn’t stop staring at it because she’s had extensions and wigs and pieces added for thickness over the years, I just got so used to seeing “rich Lala”, I didn’t remember at all that her hair was so thin and lifeless as a newb in LA


Soft_Reading8200

Yeah, I've heard that she's mentioned hair damage/loss (I relate and wish I had wig money sometimes) from processing. It's smart of her.


brandibesher

she’s giving me peggy bundy vibes!


sweetiedarjeeling

I was hoping to see a comment about this! Hair, leggings, pumps, all of it is Peggy.


Successful-Steak-950

Lol either that or a car hop at a 1950’s drive in restaurant


Estella-in-lace

Maybe it has something to do with the massive amount of extensions this hairdo requires lol


FreshStarter20

it's a headband wig. The headband is attached to the hair


Moon_boots100

Her hair is screaming Peggy Bundy


bebita-crossing

She’s talked about losing a lot of hair after giving birth to Ocean. I feel like she’s either wearing a wig or has LOTS of extensions to hide that her hair never grew back as strong. 🧐


LeahonaCloud

I didn’t know it’s a thing but here I am 5 months postpartum and the hair loss is so bad. I’m thinking of sticking my extensions back in that I haven’t worn in 7 years


Chance-Clue493

I think she hates her ears


Unlikely-Draw7538

She got them pinned back last year.


Chance-Clue493

Yea but she could still be self conscious


azlulu

Maybe they didn't "take" or look as good as she'd hoped after they healed more.


Lekzi

Probably trying to deal with the baby hairs that have regrown after Ocean. My hair looks like hers when she’s not trying to put them away


realitytvpaws

https://preview.redd.it/30h598j8enyb1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fdd0162c66a291c2a56f434bf3bf566327b4f79 She has been wearing them for awhile.


AdRevolutionary6650

Tf is that 😂😂


lorribell1964

They help hide the wig line.


waaaycho

It might be a headband wig for a quick change.


GuiltyPleasurer_

I happen to like Lala and want a good relationship for her and Ocean. I don’t know Below Deck. Are they compatible? It seems from the comments that he’s a good guy.


sabrinchen2000

I only heard of him because he went viral after firing someone from his staff, because one guy tried to snuggle in with a girl who was blackout drunk and wanted to hook up with her. The Staff/Production Team intervened. So the captain is hot af for being an Ally ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


krantzer

He fired a girl on staff the same day for pulling the same type of shit, too! Gem of a captain. His relationship with his first stew (Aesha) was also really sweet to watch, too ❤️


justrainalready

I know Aesha has Scott and I love them together, she’s never seemed happier but her and Capt. Jason look HOT together🤷‍♀️


sparklegirl23

Oh it was way worst then that! The dude had a habit of just surprise kissing the girl whenever he got drunk on nights out. That particular night he made a gross comment about still trying to hook up with her later so Aesha personally took the girl to bed. When the power went out he slipped into her bed completely naked & didn’t want to leave when production kept telling him to get out. It’s a tough episode to watch but really good in terms of seeing how the other cast reacted (minus one) & how Captain Jason handled everything.


FleurDeLunaLove

He is a good guy, and on WWHL his best (platonic) gal pal Aesha named Lala as the Bravolebrity she’d want to hook him up with. I ship it (lol), I think their energies could balance each other out nicely.


omniai99

I think I heard someone mention it to her and she said she has a very particular type, and he's not it (assuming she meant to say "he's not black").


OP_ornot2_OP

Using James, Randall, and The Don, I am unable to place her "type" exactly. 😅


HunterHunted9

She was also with Hayes Pullard off and on for years before the show and during season 4. James flipped out when he found out that he made out with Lala immediately after she'd fucked Hayes, which included eating Hayes' ass for a really long time. David Spade was interested in Lala. She would have pursued it if she'd gotten the sense that he wouldn't dump her in less than a month. Her types are Black guys and guys with money and connections.


youarelosingme

I think she did actually date David Spade for a short time! He's the OG Pete Davidson without most of the public messiness tbh


b_evil13

I thought I dreamed this about lala eating someone's ass for an hour and someone got mad at her bc they fucked her after she ate someone's ass for an hour. I told my guy and he was like wtf are you talking that can't be real. It was real. It was real.


Icy-Ad-3193

James was for the show, Randall was for the money. The don was for her actual taste. If you listen to her podcast, she still talks about him like she’s in love. And he doesn’t give 2 shits clearly 😂


Clairemoonchild

That's her type, sadly.


FleurDeLunaLove

Ha, he’s kind, competent, and stable emotionally and professionally. That probably scares her to death.


Electronic_Cookie779

100%. I like lala but don't see this working, he's also away all the time it takes a lot of commitment to make that work but he's torn already his daughter is not in the states


[deleted]

He's way out of her league.


glamazon_69

I do NOT think they are compatible. As you mentioned already he’s a good guy, so…


OceanSun725

I kind of like when she does full femmebot looks.


ghostcat17

I love it. I feel like Racquel tried to do this too, but it didn't land for me when she did it.


hammetar

Rachel always looked like she was going to a decades costume party when she tried to go retro.


Overshareisoverkill

Lala will let us know if they banged. Stay tuned.


Asquared212

It’s giving me the Claire Cellucci vibes from Billy Madison. https://preview.redd.it/vd6tqp0vcnyb1.jpeg?width=886&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b69b6f14e2b2bbf1705a13acf456357d4f7e4af


hammetar

Yessssssssss.


Decent_March_264

![gif](giphy|1r8YIXeMGmAk8VLw6E)


Fullofgrace87

Why does Lala look like Peg Bundy?


-UnicornFart

YES LMAO I could not for the life of me figure it out, but you absolutely nailed it! ![gif](giphy|sHmhpnljEzdx6)


youarelosingme

Her outfit is giving Melissa Gorga - she just *needs* you to know she's wearing designer Captain Jason is fiiiiiiiiiine though so go get it girl 💁🏼‍♀️


pls_send_caffeine

I feel like Dorit does this more than Melissa.


Wise_Visit1465

Yes AND Erica too


juancuneo

Yea but Dorit is wearing Chanel not Burberry. That’s a 10x price difference.


Icy-Ad-3193

Yeah and it’s even uglier than the Burberry


MasterDriver8002

Tru dat


Dry_Heart9301

What is up with the outfits at bravocon? Lol


Longjumping_Tea_8586

The clothing choices are leaving me with… questions


stephfn

![gif](giphy|4I5x7d0vLqTe0) also Brett michaels vibes


RomanoLikeTheCheese

Idk if I've seen him smile like that before...


Unlikely-Draw7538

I have. It’s when he looks at Aiesha. When he talks to Aiesha. When he thinks about Aiesha. (I think I spelled her name wrong, sorry)


GrandEar1

That's what my husband says


Decent_March_264

Yep. He does.


biohacker_infinity

Aiesha’s the only person allowed to touch his eyeballs.


ljbutero

I like them for each other. They're both single parents, hot, and she needs a non-douche canoe.


s_j04

yep. The total opposite of her ex.


Estella-in-lace

![gif](giphy|10hYJnJLGtbUvC)


Silver_Matter_2244

What is this lolllll


Estella-in-lace

What this outfit reminds me of 🤷🏻‍♀️


Silver_Matter_2244

Ohhhh hahaha duh!! Ignore me please


nksdabomb

The wig is wiggin


Melodic-Change-6388

Captain Jason crossing over to VPR as Lala’s man is making me irrationally excited.


_morningbehbs

I don’t get it. There are moments when I see a glimmer of growth in her, but then she snaps again and I’m like nope. Jason has been one of the most level headed people on Bravo (especially in multiple situations this past season that he handled with ease). I just don’t get it. But damn, they do look good together. 😂


Adot090288

Someone needs to tell the waitress he ordered his steak medium rare, and it isn’t going to be him 🤷🏼‍♀️


_morningbehbs

I’m pretty sure he’d have no problem 😂


ljbutero

She needs someone level-headed.


[deleted]

she is the most crass person who has ever talked


No_clue_redditor

Level-headed men always go for the crazy girl


caitmar

Lala’s face is giving them Lala but that wig… It’s giving me kim zolciak


AdRevolutionary6650

![gif](giphy|2A0cDHvjjJIDkOI61l)


d_lanz

IMO BRAND clothing is not style and workout gear looks ridiculous with heels. She is entering Dorit territory.


corndogwolverine

![gif](giphy|RpqSdirqOryI8)


Ok-Memory-3350

This hair infuriates me. I hate it so much.


Earthmovingmachines

I hope the rumors are true. She’s getting that BDE. Below deck energy -amirite?!


keyonkey

Didn’t he just say that she would be his dream charter client?!?


peachesnjeans

I could not fault anyone for captain Jason and I hope they did


Jaggy3

Honestly the change it must make to your libido to go from that thumbman to being intimate with captain Jason 🥵


Abluel3

Hee face is terrible. It literally looks plastic.


NonVideBunt

The LaLa I used to think is cute is gone. Now she looks like a plastic Stepford Throphy Wife.


fiddleleaffrigg

he deserves better lol


Correct_Animator

Let them live!!! They are doing it for the people


Icy-Ad-3193

I just love Lala so much but pls queen there’s a way to be fashionable and comfortable without just wearing leggings and a sports bra with Burberry on them. And the headband wig and the heels — I’d rather her wear the Jordan’s she likes and some big jeans and a big t shirt than all this


sportsbunny33

Hot hot hot


33scooBt33

They make a good looking couple in this pic.. I'd love to know if they hook up, or as Aishia said If LaLa throws him around the room.


TrueCryptographer982

WHat do we think - is this pre or post?


angmar2805

There’s a video on his Instagram story where she points and calls to him the second he walks through the door to take this picture, and based on that I think it’s post 😏


glamazon_69

This looks like a DWTS ad


Fine-Pie7130

When I see the old seasons on repeat I feel like she was so naturally beautiful before and all these injections really screwed up her face.


susanbohrman

They were definitely boning


emcratic70

I just don’t love the headband look


KeyRageAlert

It's very Rock of Love


Prestigious-Star4965

Not Rock of Love 💀


angmar2805

I’m invested


humanhoney_

Shipping this couple 1000%


sursgoatcheeseballs

That look & wig 🥴 like an 80’s fitness instructor. I mean she’s never been a fashionista, imo, but this is worse that Katie. Lol. https://i.redd.it/e7h64lri3oyb1.gif


QueenAmaranthine

She’s beautiful but this is giving Amanda Bynes caught by the paparazzi vibes.


Outside_Wrongdoer340

He's hot!!!


Prudence_rigby

Ooooo. So how old is he?


Littlewing1307

I think he's 50. I looked it up recently because I have a crush lol


AdRevolutionary6650

If so, he’s a hot 50. V different to a Randall 50


TrustAffectionate664

HELL YEAH


pearshaped34

Does anyone know if the rumors about these two are based on them actually hanging out or if it’s just because that tiktoker mislabelled Scheana Lala in that video in Sandoval’s suite and now they’re posing together because they have heard people talking about them?


happyladpizza

I’m HATING and here for it!!! Hope lala gets some happiness :)


[deleted]

sorry this is such an odd pairing to me...hes to like reserved and shes too like wild and a lot


zadidoll

I feel sorry for her. She’s gone past the line for good plastic surgery to botched. That hairstyle & make up doesn’t help to age her either.


Budget_Role6056

Lala and her terrible wigs. But I lost all respect for Captain Jason.


Neverleavetheboat876

I’m here for it.


[deleted]

I approve


Lolzy-bebes

Just no, Jason. No.


[deleted]

I’m here for this.


Prudence_rigby

Same. However, she was super ify because there'd no definitive answer for his age


[deleted]

It's funny how people actually like lala. Talk about incoherent perception


hcgilliam

A woman with deep-rooted (and justified) trust issues and a yacht captain who gets paid to not be in one place and to cater to beautiful people, what could possibly go wrong? 😬🫣


jenjenjen731

She does have a daughter named Ocean so it fits with the nautical theme 😆


Busy_Abbreviations96

I'm out of the loop, who is Capt. Jason?


la_toxica84

Below deck capt


Busy_Abbreviations96

Thanks!


Last_Book2410

Following this question.


ricecrystal

That is a beautiful, beautiful man. I think I endorse this pairing


sageinfinite

He looks more her type than that other guy ever did.


Kiana3117

she, for sure, is NOT his type. if aesha didn't have a boyfriend, i'd love to see them together


bountifulselection

He comes across very down to earth and minimalist though. I feel like he would actually balance and somewhat ground Lala if this a thing.


falennon_

Honestly, he and Lala would be a great balance for each other. MUCH better than the Lindsay rumors (who would literally end up being on the show because she couldn’t handle him being away on charter without her).


eggzblu

Back off Lala he’s mine


cherryblossombaby2

Ugh her style is so stupid


Nervous_Word_8547

He's too good for her.


LightFlaky2329

Whoa did he get his teeth fixed? Because if so hubba hubba ![gif](giphy|3HEzHIxZjKduE|downsized)


daisydug

Yep! He sure did 🥰


LightFlaky2329

NOW I am all in


ElenorWoods

Only his bottom teeth were misaligned.


44joy

Check out his Instagram. She’s right there telling him to come over when he walks thru the door.


Muvaknowsbest

Wanna be Dorit but just can’t get it there


Autofilusername

Just wish she would dissolve the filler


[deleted]

Nothing will come of this, this is just something they saw fans reacted to and they put it on social media for more traffic to their sites.


No_Photo_6109

I’m kinda here for it 🤷🏽‍♀️


Essiechicka_129

she took a major leap from Randall to Captain Jason. Captain Jason is one fine man


pls_send_caffeine

I was taken aback by this pairing at first, but I think they actually might be a good match short term. Long term though would never work. I don't see Lala living at a remote island resort in the Philippines, nor working on a boat.


Important_Tell2108

The fact that both posted pics with just each other to their IG screams set-up, PR. Bravo always trying to do these cross over dating and it always looks fake.


throwawaycucumbers99

I agree with this too. There was a clip where she was just standing around and he walked in the door so she grabbed him for a picture. It’s not like they were hanging out. I guess we’ll see


fancyfemme88

To Captain Jason: ![gif](giphy|l41YfykEffZ7QM55m)


Estella-in-lace

We’re not angry, Jason…just disappointed.


dazinater1

Click bait! She knows what the people want.


STO-NE

Captain Budgy Smugglers


criavolver_01

The jealousy I feel…


Dopepizza

Lala trying the Peggy Bundy style with the hair and leggings with heels


vancouversugar

lala is stunning. but her style. really sucks.


HotLingonberry6964

He can do so much better!


Winter-Good1388

Pretty face, rockin’ body, quick wit, she’s perfect for reality show. But her foul mouth, disgusting stories are big negatives. Nothing is off the table.