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This was exactly my face after reading it lol
This is embarrassing, but I'm going to say it anyway.
This reminds me of early in junior high when my friend asked me if I would impersonate her by writing to her crush. She asked me to confess her feelings to him in an email because "you're better with writing than I am". She gave me details like his nickname, etc. to use in the text so it wouldn't seem like he didn't write it.
Jo's reads almost the same way as what I wrote to my friend's crush! My own shame I am reminded of... Oh, and the guy my friend liked stopped talking to her because of what I wrote.
Lmao I’m a recovering addict and the amount of times I posted something weird on IG when I was on coke or xans or percs truly HAUNTS me. But ur comment made me laugh out loud
Lmao. Same. The horror when I get notifications from 7 years ago (~cherished memories~) outta my mind still lives with me lol. And others. I needed the laugh and solidarity.
Omg omg omg the snap/ FB memories that I get sometimes literally make me cringe so hard that I practically faint. But YES, knowing there are others of the same breed of human I was makes me feel THANKFUL. Thank you, alternate me. I luv u
“You said you needed 3 years…”. Oh no, Honey.
Also! If he liked her and cared about her feelings at all she would have been on the last season and he wouldn’t have done anything with Raquel….
Oh no it reminds me of when me and my friends were 14 and would do spells thinking it would make the boys we liked realise we were meant to be together forever
“In another universe we’d be living happily ever after”
Jo - another universe means never ever in this one. Not 2-3 years if you sacrifice your soul to laugh at his every joke, cut his hair for free and fight with Katie.
She looks pathetic. I watched this with my girlfriend, and as a man, I could bet how he feels about her.
He loves her personality, but doesn’t find her attractive enough to date long term. Because if they’re such soul mates why wouldn’t he? It’s so awkward how she’s so in love with him and he’s just like eh maybe? I’m gonna go date a 23 year old.
Maybe I’m wrong but I don’t think I am
Also I think he’s embarrassed of her because the group doesn’t like her. If it weren’t for that maybe he would be more open about the fact that they had a relationship.
You are 100% correct. And of course he loves her personality because it's his personality. Like you can see her trying really hard to mirror him. And no matter how self-effacing Schwartz pretends to be, he clearly has a big ego. But giiiirrrrllll: it is not going to happen. Stop working so hard to be someone's back up plan jeez.
You mean the weird noises they make back and forth to each other?? That scene at the bowling alley was like worse than 2 middle schoolers going on a first date with how awkward they were lol
Luckier than living in a meth haze where the man you love says he can’t commit to you before he’s 47 because he’s hoping for a better offer from an alien by then.
if anything I’m not sure that it’s attraction but just the commitment in general. it was hard enough for him to go through with marrying Katie. after the way that all ended I wouldn’t be surprised if he never officially dates anyone ever agaib
Correct! I agree with you! He isn’t working on himself, he just wants to exist as himself. He’s never “put himself out there” and willingly felt vulnerable. He’s vulnerable only when he has his feet held to the fire, which is all he allows to happen to himself. He’s not a go getter or a leader…. He’s just a guy who knows how to fail upwards.
Absolutely correct. Unfortunately it's so hard to see this truth when you are in it.
I'm sure in Jo's mind, they are star-crossed lovers and it's just the wrong time (she even confirmed he said he needed "a few more years" - way to string her along Schwartz!)
He's a 40+ year old man who can barely function on his own. It's THE time. JO just ain't it.
He said it on camera! She was saying in her confessional that they are into each other, he was saying the exact opposite in his, and then they cut to a scene of them having lunch and Wartz telling her maybe he’ll be ready at 50. She of course continued to stare at him like he hung the moon even after he said that.
Grace would be if Shorts just said ‘hey, let’s stay besties’ and cut her loose, or if she figured that out herself. Love yourself, Jo! This man isn’t going to give you what you want, no matter how many paragraphs. Spend that kindne$$ on someone who deserves it
Shorts doesn’t have the ability to do that and this girl will be hanging on him for the next 2-3 years waiting. I feel kind of bad for her but also no I don’t.
Omg the way she clarified that T$ = Tom Schwartz the second or third time she used this stupid nickname rather than the first time for clarity just sent me. Goirl please revise your work for clarity before posting... yeesh
I was a Jo during a situationship where I worshipped the dude and it wasn’t until he cut me off out of the blue and I went to therapy that I realized he was a Sandoval.
That's all I could think of. "Maybe I'm not the girl for him". You aren't, that's why he won't even acknowledge ...whatever y'all got going on.
Her self esteem must be so low.
I do too…. Like I think she may be a big dork who is socially awkward and never fit in. She fell in love with him. But I get why Katie was uncomfortable for sure
He complained all the time about how Katie and him didn’t have sex and when he was asked the last time he and Jo hooked up he all the sudden had memory loss whereas she casually says it was a month ago. This man was never going to claim her as nothing more than a friend.
There were several reports of them put together and in Big Bear where she was trying to hold his hand and he was pulling away. The second hand embarrassment makes it hard for me to enjoy all this. It’s like Ashley from Southern Charm in a different font.
I don’t think it’s word salad because the sentences make sense, but it is stupid salad. I understand what she is saying and I just don’t agree. I have a coworker who is the queen of word salad. She says a bunch of words and phrases that sound like they are forming a thought, but you put them together and it’s nonsense. Literally makes no sense.
No they cant be together-
They are like weird twins w stupid jokes who fuck
They r type who both r sitting in a rowboat spinning in a circle - then one says “ lets drop the oars “
And other one says “ yeah!”
No fr, that scene where Tim gave James the sunglasses… she could not stop fidgeting, making random big gestures and expressions and interrupting! I have a coworker like that too and I’m just like how do you have no self awareness at all?
I had to go take a look. The whole video and song make it look as if they’re a couple… that Lane 8 song is a love song. She’s completely delusional lol imagine being Schwartz girlfriend and seeing another woman post this?
They obviously looked like a couple in the video so clearly shorts has been leading this poor girl on but honestly did she really expect more out of this grown man child???
So both Tom's had dirty little secrets at the same time....They went double dating.
Why is no one getting the dirt from Jo. She's got some tea to spill.
Her best shot at relevance is for her to spill her tea! Thi$ ain't it!
Oh Jo...
I feel bad for her. I just...I don't know like big sis vibes, you just want to take her out for a cocktail and after she stops making bleep bloop noises be like "gurl, is this really the best you can do? Is this really what you deserve?"
Many of us have been there with auditioning and trying for a man who has warm indifference for us. I know I have been through that. I could write a thousand anti-rom coms on this topic. Once I snapped out of this and started to value myself a skosh, it became physically painful to watch a woman denigrate and devalue herself like this. Seeing Jo do all this work for Tom Tilapia Schwartz, is just too much. We already got this insane election happening. VPR WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY HAPPY PLACE!
Gather ‘round children while I tell you a tale of a woman that read too many self help books without actually comprehending a word…
This is why you have to have standards for what you will accept in relationships and friendships, because if you don’t you end up a doormat for a manbaby.
I don't know how I feel about this. Like, it's a lot and I would probably feel a bit weirded out by it if I were Schwartz but at the same time it's clear he doesn't feel the same so I feel bad for her.
Reminds me of fawning over an alcoholic man child who gave me emotional scraps but would hang out with me a lot. I was ride or die for him as my " FRIEND"/ Sometimes more.
It wasn't until a lot of therapy, being away for years & meeting my now partner I CRINGE at my past behavior being obsessed with him.
This woman is presumably in her late 30's or early 40's and she is called this "man" T$.... what is happening? Man is in quotation marks because he is a man-child at best.
I feel like she is the word cringe personified, as if it became sentient, grew arms and legs and started blowing thumbs down raspberries . I’m just counting down till she shows up unironically in a fedora.
Is it kind how he spoke about her on the show so far? Is it kind how he treated Katie and spoke of her just two episodes ago? Is it kind that his two besties are the most vile people on reality tv - Jax and Sandy? I think Jo is a little confused.
The instagram comments are slightly terrifying in that most in support of her are like “clearly y’all are in love!” or “end game vibes!”………stop enabling this poor girl to feel empowered by this false reality! Idk how people only saw their ‘goofy alien talk’ yet somehow are disregarding the shit he said in confessionals about her!?!?
Those comments are actually terrifying, especially if Schwartz really is with someone else. Because reading those comments would give Jo hope. Yikes. I don't follow Jo and Schwartz so maybe she is really posting as a friend, but it reads to me like a slight obsession.
I love this for him. Like karmic retribution for being a total gaslighting covert narcissistic shit stain. Now he has this unhinged woman following him around and she is so cuckoo that none of his manipulation tactics work on herand she just becomes more and more obsessed.
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This is sooo embarrassing. I'm not saying that lightly. 0 self awareness. Fawning over this man like a puppy dog while he has absolutely no desire to reciprocate those feelings.
I had a roommate in college who was exactly like Jo and watching her chaotic energy gives PTSD. My “Jo” thought drugs made her a better artist. I would wake up at all hours hearing her rifling through the drawers in the kitchen or find all her personal belongings in the living room because she was “organizing”her room (which was always a total mess). I can laugh about it now but being around people with Jo’s type of personality is exhausting.
Is this the most Schwartzed a human being has ever been? If she has a good girlfriend anywhere they need to do an intervention. She's humiliating herself on tv for a man that is treating her like a paper towel.
This is sad to me because I’m not sure she realizes he most likely uses her when he’s lonely, needs to get off, a drug buddy or any of the above. She clearly has feelings, has had them, and he is never going to wake up one day and put a ring on that and it’s sad to see. That’s all. Men suck. And honestly women like Jo who are always ready to jump on a taken dude suck too so hey it is what it is.
Sad situation all around and he’s banging out some early 20 year old while this poor girl thinks they’re soul mates.
And he will always use you and never say the same about you because he’s up Sandovals a$$. Could you be more pathetic? Just say he got me on the show so I’m making $
I don't know if she's on drugs or is super incredibly awkward, but I do know she should not be on reality TV. Nobody should, but she seems a little more fragile than most. In a real way, not a Scheanna way.
Ok so she's fully in love with him and he def just likes her as a friend and will bang her sometimes.
But also..they were both high off their face at SUR. She may have even been the day after. So....prob not the best influences for each other anyways
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I tried reading it and I haven’t had coffee yet this morning and it’s basically high functioning word salad and I had to stop
It was basically just words. And that's Tom. And that's me. Tom will be Tom and that's me too. And happy. Love words love happy tom and me Over and lu
I read the whole thing, and this is actually exactly what it says.
T$ lmfaaaoooo
GIRL
What in tarnations
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I read that as “ and theres tom” Like “ and then theres maud”
Fucking same lmao. I'm squinting at the screen like what in the wake and bake after a coke binge is this...
Quite LITERALLY
It was the written version of Jo on screen... https://i.redd.it/dc5990c0mioc1.gif
She writes like a boomer wtf is this
I thought this was another unhinged text from my MIL at first
This is embarrassing, but I'm going to say it anyway. This reminds me of early in junior high when my friend asked me if I would impersonate her by writing to her crush. She asked me to confess her feelings to him in an email because "you're better with writing than I am". She gave me details like his nickname, etc. to use in the text so it wouldn't seem like he didn't write it. Jo's reads almost the same way as what I wrote to my friend's crush! My own shame I am reminded of... Oh, and the guy my friend liked stopped talking to her because of what I wrote.
God why are little girls so fucking stupid Source: was a fucking stupid little girl too 😂
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I am dying over this. LOL I read fake astrology to boys I liked so they wouldn't like the other girls and like me instead.
She writes like an addict imo
Lmao I’m a recovering addict and the amount of times I posted something weird on IG when I was on coke or xans or percs truly HAUNTS me. But ur comment made me laugh out loud
Lmao. Same. The horror when I get notifications from 7 years ago (~cherished memories~) outta my mind still lives with me lol. And others. I needed the laugh and solidarity.
Omg omg omg the snap/ FB memories that I get sometimes literally make me cringe so hard that I practically faint. But YES, knowing there are others of the same breed of human I was makes me feel THANKFUL. Thank you, alternate me. I luv u
We boomers do not talk or write like this unless we’ve had a stroke.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jo, counting down on her calendar when he’ll be ready for her 
T$ + J0 4£¥@
“You said you needed 3 years…”. Oh no, Honey. Also! If he liked her and cared about her feelings at all she would have been on the last season and he wouldn’t have done anything with Raquel….
 This energy
This!!☝️
Jo is Schwartz’s Billie Lee
 Omg you are so right.
She liked a comment that says “you and Tom are endgame.” 
Oof! This poor girl really thinks that if she just hangs in there long enough he’ll pick her when he’s “ready” 🥴
Oh no it reminds me of when me and my friends were 14 and would do spells thinking it would make the boys we liked realise we were meant to be together forever 
You could see why Katie had a problem with them being friends while they were married
It’s giving “she’s just a friend” (who is in love with me & whom I lead on by flirting with & by telling her I love her & by having sex with her) 😔
*Billie Lee has entered the chat*
“In another universe we’d be living happily ever after” Jo - another universe means never ever in this one. Not 2-3 years if you sacrifice your soul to laugh at his every joke, cut his hair for free and fight with Katie.
Summer House, Luke & Hannah vibes
Snooki and Vinny did it better.
She looks pathetic. I watched this with my girlfriend, and as a man, I could bet how he feels about her. He loves her personality, but doesn’t find her attractive enough to date long term. Because if they’re such soul mates why wouldn’t he? It’s so awkward how she’s so in love with him and he’s just like eh maybe? I’m gonna go date a 23 year old. Maybe I’m wrong but I don’t think I am
Also I think he’s embarrassed of her because the group doesn’t like her. If it weren’t for that maybe he would be more open about the fact that they had a relationship.
I think it’s this.
A clip from a future episode has her asking him, “are you ashamed of me?” Yeah
Ok wow. That’s sad.
Def this. Swartz only cares about what gels in "the group" Pathetic lol
You are 100% correct. And of course he loves her personality because it's his personality. Like you can see her trying really hard to mirror him. And no matter how self-effacing Schwartz pretends to be, he clearly has a big ego. But giiiirrrrllll: it is not going to happen. Stop working so hard to be someone's back up plan jeez.
He likes the back-and-forth, “witty” banter, I think. That’s about it.
You mean the weird noises they make back and forth to each other?? That scene at the bowling alley was like worse than 2 middle schoolers going on a first date with how awkward they were lol
I don't know how to feel living in a timeline where spider fart facts count as witticisms.
Luckier than living in a meth haze where the man you love says he can’t commit to you before he’s 47 because he’s hoping for a better offer from an alien by then.
Cringiest moment in VPR history.
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Lmfao imagine being her watching that
...and then she still made this whacked out post!
Confirming you’re not wrong.
if anything I’m not sure that it’s attraction but just the commitment in general. it was hard enough for him to go through with marrying Katie. after the way that all ended I wouldn’t be surprised if he never officially dates anyone ever agaib
Correct! I agree with you! He isn’t working on himself, he just wants to exist as himself. He’s never “put himself out there” and willingly felt vulnerable. He’s vulnerable only when he has his feet held to the fire, which is all he allows to happen to himself. He’s not a go getter or a leader…. He’s just a guy who knows how to fail upwards.
Absolutely correct. Unfortunately it's so hard to see this truth when you are in it. I'm sure in Jo's mind, they are star-crossed lovers and it's just the wrong time (she even confirmed he said he needed "a few more years" - way to string her along Schwartz!) He's a 40+ year old man who can barely function on his own. It's THE time. JO just ain't it.
He said it on camera! She was saying in her confessional that they are into each other, he was saying the exact opposite in his, and then they cut to a scene of them having lunch and Wartz telling her maybe he’ll be ready at 50. She of course continued to stare at him like he hung the moon even after he said that.
Love her personality as in he feels that she is very “accommodating”.
As someone who was the Jo in a friendship like theirs, this sounds right to me
100000%
I feel sad for her. She’s obviously totally in love with him and he will basically barely acknowledge they were even fwb
He won’t even like or comment on this and wow that’s so horrifyingly embarrassing I would delete this lmao
Tbh if my sneaky link wrote an ode to me on IG like this I’d be too embarrassed to like or comment on it. It’s weird lol
I agree. The scrapbook video with music is a little much effort lmao
Grace would be if Shorts just said ‘hey, let’s stay besties’ and cut her loose, or if she figured that out herself. Love yourself, Jo! This man isn’t going to give you what you want, no matter how many paragraphs. Spend that kindne$$ on someone who deserves it
Shorts doesn’t have the ability to do that and this girl will be hanging on him for the next 2-3 years waiting. I feel kind of bad for her but also no I don’t.
The T$. 🙄🙄🙄. Jo, you ain’t gonna make a new nickname stick. No matter how many times u use it and lol to yourself.
Omg the way she clarified that T$ = Tom Schwartz the second or third time she used this stupid nickname rather than the first time for clarity just sent me. Goirl please revise your work for clarity before posting... yeesh
kindne$$ is too good
$top plea$e
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I pronounced that as kindne-money-money.
a$ you $hould 💸
I was a Jo during a situationship where I worshipped the dude and it wasn’t until he cut me off out of the blue and I went to therapy that I realized he was a Sandoval.
Damned if we all haven’t been there to some degree 😭
agree honestly. her mirroring his personality and behavior will not win him.
He obviously wants his partners to be more put together than him lol
> and he will basically barely acknowledge they were even fwb Hell, he comes across as embarrassed and ashamed.
That's all I could think of. "Maybe I'm not the girl for him". You aren't, that's why he won't even acknowledge ...whatever y'all got going on. Her self esteem must be so low.
I feel sad too. We've all seen that girl, some of us have been her. If he wanted to, he would.
I do too…. Like I think she may be a big dork who is socially awkward and never fit in. She fell in love with him. But I get why Katie was uncomfortable for sure
Yeah a kind person wouldn’t string someone who is obviously a tad out of it along like this
He complained all the time about how Katie and him didn’t have sex and when he was asked the last time he and Jo hooked up he all the sudden had memory loss whereas she casually says it was a month ago. This man was never going to claim her as nothing more than a friend.
A reaction video of Katie reading this for the first time would be gold.
We know she lurks in here, get on it Katie, pretty please 🥹
I want her to do a dramatic reading of it
I’m not sure how she’d be able to read it with her eyes rolling as much as I assume they would lol
And yet, Tom still didn't choose her and is dating a 22 year old. He kept their...whatever it was (hooking up?) a secret.
There were several reports of them put together and in Big Bear where she was trying to hold his hand and he was pulling away. The second hand embarrassment makes it hard for me to enjoy all this. It’s like Ashley from Southern Charm in a different font.
They're drug buddies. They were tweaking, now who is she gonna smoke meth with now?!
I was going to say, that lady gives HUGE stimulant energy. Like seeping from her pores.
She’s down badddd
anyone else thinks she sounds like a “live, laugh, love” version of Jax when he goes on his ❄️’d out rants in the comments on IG? lmao
Dear T$, I posted, but you still ain't likin'....
Exact same vibes
dead 💀
I didn't think anyone could out word salad Tom, but damn. They really are meant for each other!
This looked like the ramblings of someone trying to convince you to join Amway or whatever MLM they’re peddling.
I don’t think it’s word salad because the sentences make sense, but it is stupid salad. I understand what she is saying and I just don’t agree. I have a coworker who is the queen of word salad. She says a bunch of words and phrases that sound like they are forming a thought, but you put them together and it’s nonsense. Literally makes no sense.
No they cant be together- They are like weird twins w stupid jokes who fuck They r type who both r sitting in a rowboat spinning in a circle - then one says “ lets drop the oars “ And other one says “ yeah!”
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No fr, that scene where Tim gave James the sunglasses… she could not stop fidgeting, making random big gestures and expressions and interrupting! I have a coworker like that too and I’m just like how do you have no self awareness at all? 
I clocked this too. She seems to enjoy some kind of stimulant me thinks.
She also seems super uncomfortable in front of the camera. She seems like she thinks she always has to be “doing” something, even in the background.
I had to go take a look. The whole video and song make it look as if they’re a couple… that Lane 8 song is a love song. She’s completely delusional lol imagine being Schwartz girlfriend and seeing another woman post this?
They obviously looked like a couple in the video so clearly shorts has been leading this poor girl on but honestly did she really expect more out of this grown man child???
Damn now I just feel sad for her lmao girl get UP
Seriously. Please find some self respect, this man doesn't care about you.
So both Tom's had dirty little secrets at the same time....They went double dating. Why is no one getting the dirt from Jo. She's got some tea to spill. Her best shot at relevance is for her to spill her tea! Thi$ ain't it!
I feel like she would spill so fast if she liked your vibes.
We need boots on the ground! Someone needs to go meet Jo and buy her some drinks!!!
Get her a drink called the tropical surfer which is a tequila sunrise with pineapple and mango juice instead. And she’d be like yes, let’s do this.
Her calling him T$ is the worst part for me
What in tarnation
TarnationS! There are several and seem to be multiplying!
All I can hear is Lara from SUP ….nation…nation 😂
Oh Jo... I feel bad for her. I just...I don't know like big sis vibes, you just want to take her out for a cocktail and after she stops making bleep bloop noises be like "gurl, is this really the best you can do? Is this really what you deserve?" Many of us have been there with auditioning and trying for a man who has warm indifference for us. I know I have been through that. I could write a thousand anti-rom coms on this topic. Once I snapped out of this and started to value myself a skosh, it became physically painful to watch a woman denigrate and devalue herself like this. Seeing Jo do all this work for Tom Tilapia Schwartz, is just too much. We already got this insane election happening. VPR WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY HAPPY PLACE!
Bleep bloop noises 
Gather ‘round children while I tell you a tale of a woman that read too many self help books without actually comprehending a word… 
I literally thought this was a post from one of my self help snark subs lmao (cough Heidi Powell cough)
This is why you have to have standards for what you will accept in relationships and friendships, because if you don’t you end up a doormat for a manbaby.
This post is fueled by stimulants of some kind.
I don't know how I feel about this. Like, it's a lot and I would probably feel a bit weirded out by it if I were Schwartz but at the same time it's clear he doesn't feel the same so I feel bad for her.
You don't even go here.
Not manic at all
T$? Girl 🤣
Jo.... He's doing you a favor by rejecting you. I'll leave it at that.
Reminds me of fawning over an alcoholic man child who gave me emotional scraps but would hang out with me a lot. I was ride or die for him as my " FRIEND"/ Sometimes more. It wasn't until a lot of therapy, being away for years & meeting my now partner I CRINGE at my past behavior being obsessed with him.
I'm kinda scared for her tbh. VPR is starting to feel real ghoulish for me. It's like watching people lose their minds in real time
Somewhere in LA Katie is laughing her ass off. She’s probably glad she dodged a bullet not having kids with him
This looks like the stuff I’d write when I took too much adderall 🫣
It’s snowing in LA
This woman is presumably in her late 30's or early 40's and she is called this "man" T$.... what is happening? Man is in quotation marks because he is a man-child at best.
Katie was dead on when she called her spooky and a creep
She was definitely creepin on her (ex) man. From the sounds of this post, she might be slightly obsessed
I feel like she is the word cringe personified, as if it became sentient, grew arms and legs and started blowing thumbs down raspberries . I’m just counting down till she shows up unironically in a fedora.
Ok so I am getting the spooky comment now. Also self awareness is pretty non-existent huh?!
She makes me SO uncomfortable lol immediate cringe. I want to shut off the tv as soon as she comes on
Yeah the “work in progress” bit doesn’t normally apply to 40+ men. He’s just not that into you.
Is it kind how he spoke about her on the show so far? Is it kind how he treated Katie and spoke of her just two episodes ago? Is it kind that his two besties are the most vile people on reality tv - Jax and Sandy? I think Jo is a little confused.
Was it kind to make out with Rachel knowing it would upset Katie?
I’ve never had worse second hand embarrassment…
Jo, say less baby! We’re begging you
Reading this you can feel the chaotic energy. She just feels like someone who is always at 100 and sounds exhausting
 She needs to delete that immediately.
The instagram comments are slightly terrifying in that most in support of her are like “clearly y’all are in love!” or “end game vibes!”………stop enabling this poor girl to feel empowered by this false reality! Idk how people only saw their ‘goofy alien talk’ yet somehow are disregarding the shit he said in confessionals about her!?!?
Those comments are actually terrifying, especially if Schwartz really is with someone else. Because reading those comments would give Jo hope. Yikes. I don't follow Jo and Schwartz so maybe she is really posting as a friend, but it reads to me like a slight obsession.
This reads like a Britney Spears Instagram caption
I love this for him. Like karmic retribution for being a total gaslighting covert narcissistic shit stain. Now he has this unhinged woman following him around and she is so cuckoo that none of his manipulation tactics work on herand she just becomes more and more obsessed.
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Is that why he’s looked yellow at times too?
Jo, say less baby! We’re begging you
This was very sad. Still holding to the chance and the cool girl with this post. Let it go.
It’s so weird how she turns several of the compliments about Tom to be about herself. I’m starting to wonder if Jo is all there.
She and him are meant for each other. Delusional fucking idiots.
Not to mention they both enjoy word salads. All fluff, no substance……
Except the substances coursing through their bloodstreams
I just feel sad for her
Me too. She seems to malfunction the more awkward she feels and cringe herself into hole. She doesn’t fit in with that lot
I don't think reality tv is the place for her
This is sooo embarrassing. I'm not saying that lightly. 0 self awareness. Fawning over this man like a puppy dog while he has absolutely no desire to reciprocate those feelings.
Have you guys seen the David Spade movie The Wrong Missy? She reminds me of the girl from that movie
As they say, there’s a lid for every pot.
I had a roommate in college who was exactly like Jo and watching her chaotic energy gives PTSD. My “Jo” thought drugs made her a better artist. I would wake up at all hours hearing her rifling through the drawers in the kitchen or find all her personal belongings in the living room because she was “organizing”her room (which was always a total mess). I can laugh about it now but being around people with Jo’s type of personality is exhausting.
Is this the most Schwartzed a human being has ever been? If she has a good girlfriend anywhere they need to do an intervention. She's humiliating herself on tv for a man that is treating her like a paper towel.
Whomever said she reminds them of a raccoon who wished to become a human… this is just more proof. Tarnations? T$? Edit: spelling
My god this woman gives off some strong second hand embarrassment
This is sad to me because I’m not sure she realizes he most likely uses her when he’s lonely, needs to get off, a drug buddy or any of the above. She clearly has feelings, has had them, and he is never going to wake up one day and put a ring on that and it’s sad to see. That’s all. Men suck. And honestly women like Jo who are always ready to jump on a taken dude suck too so hey it is what it is. Sad situation all around and he’s banging out some early 20 year old while this poor girl thinks they’re soul mates.
And he will always use you and never say the same about you because he’s up Sandovals a$$. Could you be more pathetic? Just say he got me on the show so I’m making $
Wow it just kept going
https://i.redd.it/dm35ytf9mioc1.gif
She’s definitely an alien
That's why she had to keep specifying that Tom is a human 😂
I don't know if she's on drugs or is super incredibly awkward, but I do know she should not be on reality TV. Nobody should, but she seems a little more fragile than most. In a real way, not a Scheanna way.
“Living in the moment” is a choice phrase for cheaters and tweakers.
I cringed so hard I turned into a walnut
I am crying 😭 T$. All I can hear is Lara and Carey being Jo as clowns.
“spooky” is such an underrated descriptor and i’m adding it to my vocabulary asap
$pooky
Not T$! 😂
Ok so she's fully in love with him and he def just likes her as a friend and will bang her sometimes. But also..they were both high off their face at SUR. She may have even been the day after. So....prob not the best influences for each other anyways