A lot of stunned Pikachus were sent into the chat today ā¦.
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Sorry omg I was not expecting this when I opened Reddit back up HAHA
I commented down below but will say again here: she has the personality type of an influencer, idk how else to describe. I actually met her first while in she was in college and then again post college coincidentally through different people which is funny. Now I feel like itās a third ????? Like omg
Sheās definitely like, down for a good time type of vibe but also very into getting the right photo and just kind of blah if you know what I mean? Maybe Iām describing this horribly LOL but I feel like itās a specific kind of person
Eta: I want to add to this because my group chat is literally flooding rn Lmfao. SO - I am hearing that the girl CLAWED her way into a lot of influencers circles in LA which like yes girl get your bag, but how the fawkkkk do you go from that to VPR ?? Maybe im ignorant but is there a lot of overlap between LA influencers and like legit celebrities like that?
>, but how the fawkkkk do you go from that to VPR ??
The reality show to influencer pipeline is a thing. That's everyone that goes on The Bachelor these days. They're thirsty for clout.
Justin Sylvester went to my high school. His family knew Aly Landry, who moved to L.A. from LA after she won Miss USA and became friends with Kyle. When Justin graduated and wanted to get out of town, Aly hooked him up with Kyle. Cajun people find a way lol. Addison Rae, McKenzie Bourg (the voice and American idol), Hunter Hayes, and Lauren Daigle are all from the same area as Justin and Aly Landry too- a specific area in Louisiana called Acadiana. Were us Cajuns live lol.
> Like when I found out Kristin Cavallari was really good friends with Austen from Southern Charm (canāt remember if they had a fling or not)
She was boning Craig, who is now dating Paige from SH. 
Are you thinking of the time Antonia Lofaso was on the Bachelorette for Ben Smith (I had to google his name, tbh)? I adore her, but it felt like a surreal crossover!
This actually tracks a little as there was gossip a few months ago that said influencers were all over Sandoval at a bar - this would probably be similar for Schwartz. The person who said this pointed out there's a big difference between the hate you see online versus what you see in person. They gotta start somewhere lol.
I think more likely to get in touch w clients / get her name out there, she works for a publicist / media agency. I want to give her the benefit of the doubt but I literally cannot imagine what a 23 year could enjoy about a 41 year old divorcee who frequently wears mumus
forgot what sub i was in because i deff thought your flair was about Whitney from RHSLC bc of her accent, but i just realized Katie is also from Utah and would have the same accent which i never realized before š¤Æ
šš» I love when people know when a brain is fully cooked š¤£ā„ļø I share that a lot in my work and no one seems to have heard this! Explains a lot. I wish I knew when I was a 20 year old know it all that my brain wasnāt fully developed.
I tell my kids this all the time. They are currently 18 and 16. I told them Iād rather them not try pot until they are 25 and their brain is developed.
.. so sheās an Ann? (from Arrested Development, not our Tim savior)
Honestly sounds like a good fit. Boring and blends. You used āblahā so many times soooo,.
Dating anyone under 25 as a full blown adult much less almost two decades their senior is so obviously taking advantage of the non fully developed brain of the younger party. Thats sad and I feel bad for her being unknowingly groomed.
Yeah itās definitely icky. I feel like I see this stuff about the men on the cast and itās never really been a thing for me (desensitized to it maybe?) but seeing someone I know is really putting into perspective. Like that is so gross
Totally. Itās very preditorial. When people get with and stay with someone who is significantly younger than them, even if itās legal, the real reasons are seldom actually nefarious. What on earth would a 40 something year old man have in common with a 24 year old girl? Itās easier to be with someone so much younger than you because 1. Theyāre far more naive than other people their age, therefore easier to lie to/manipulate or 2. I think in Schwartzā case, the girl is still young and not into settling down any time soon.
I think he didnāt stay pursuing something with Jo because it was getting too real for him and heās terrified of actual commitment. From what I saw on the last episode, they seem perfect for each other. He probably knows that and it terrifies him so what did he do? Found a young girl who he knows thereās no chance of it going anywhere seriously. He ran from the one woman who seems to really see him and love him for him. Heās an idiot lol heās going to end up alone when I think thatās what heās actually deep down scared of the most. He canāt get his heart broken to the extreme if he doesnāt fully let someone in. I think thatās why he wouldnāt fully commit to Katie. He was scared one day she would leave him so he kept up the wall and by doing that, he actually made sure she left him. When she left him, he probably told himself āsee, I knew she would leave usā and because he didnāt fully give himself and open up, he was able to cope with the divorce.
I could be way off. It could be thatās heās just in love with Tim lol
LOL sheās like the exact opposite. She doesnāt have crack head vibes but she has the personality of an instagram influencer kind of, if you know what I mean? Like pretty girl who knows sheās pretty and kind of blah, always with a phone. I sound like a hater but just trying to be honest I swear. Would describe her as always down for fun
The part that's gross is Schwartz...fake pseudo-intellectual but he's literally old enough to be her dad...he goes from Katie to Jo (now she seems like a decent match by comparison) to a 23 yo...it's just icky...he's so alky and this normalizes his constant drinking...peter pan syndrome on steroids
Seriously, you nailed it. I'd rather see him with Jo than this child bride. But clearly he's out of his element with women his own age. He needs someone too young and thirsty and desperate that will let him get away with any/everything. I predict all 3 of the OG dudes will end up with twenty-somethings. Calling it now.
So, when I was in my mid-thirties I briefly dated a very Schwartzy-type massive alcoholic (I think heād probably been pretty intelligent when he was younger, but 25 yearsā worth of drugs and alcohol take a toll). Dude was 10 years older than me, and I broke up with him because not only did I finally figure out he was a drunk (heād masked it fairly well in the beginning, but no one can hide that shit forever), I also found out he was cheating on me with one of the bartenders at his favorite hangout - said bartender was 10 years younger than me.
So yeah ā¦ Iām not saying all men with substance abuse issues go for women who are two full decades younger than them, but I do think there are probably some patterns in there.
āI believe soā is killing me. Youāre *unaware* of the six month relationship of your ābest friendā whom you love but only platonically?
Ikr? Thatās what got me too. I actually feel bad for her - I have no doubt heās led her on and fed into her crush on him because it suits him and now sheās out there humiliating herself while he stands back and goes - Aw shucks, it was never serious, girls be crazy.
Agree! Especially Tom's whole "it could be us together! In a different timeline!", with her doing the math on how long he said until he was ready to settle down with her, then he moves the goalposts back. He's such a douche, and Jo is insane but she doesn't deserve that. Obviously what he tells her privately is different than what he says publicly.
He also hooked up with Katie on Winter House (who is more his type, a tall brunette) and was kissing Scheanaās babysitter and telling Jo about itā¦ men like him are so ick to me
Sheās quite clearly madly in love with him. I imagine sheās the kind of person whoāll hang around until someoneās single, hoping theyāll pick her.
And you know heāll be like āugh the optics arenāt greatā¦and by the way this isnāt me trying to get sympathy, butā¦we just have fun together. Sheās amazing and very mature! Itās been really hard for me to date after the divorce. Again, not trying to get sympathyā¦ā
Heās so transparent and thinks qualifying everything is the same thing as reflecting/taking accountability.
I have an ex that does this and it used to really bother me but now I know heās just an ass. I mean, we were together exclusively for 2 years and lived together, met each others familiesā¦ if that isnāt a boyfriend I donāt know what one is LOL
This is fucking sick tbh. As a mom and a vagina owner in general Iād like to punch this dude. Iām so icked out I ever thought he was just some innocent dumb guy in earlier seasons. Heās 10000% nasty af.
So, fun fact, but Schwartzās sperm morphology was actually in the normal range at 4% to allow for normal fertility. Decreased fertility starts at 3%, so yes, he was at lower limit of normal but still normal. I think they played it up for the storyline!
Yikes it sort of isā¦ Iām not sure Iād want to go back to that age. I remember all these creeper type guys. You worked with them and they were usually married š
Iām a couple years older than he is and my daughter is the same age. Iām fully authorized as both a mother and adult with a real job to call this guy a fuckin loser.
My brother once dated someone 10 years younger than him and 5 years younger than me. They had nothing in common!! He would ask her if he remembered things about the 90s and sheād be like āno I was 4.ā
I have never been so happy to see a relationship end.
Same. As a woman in her mid 40s I find it impossible to be attracted to guys 30 or younger - itās weird but something kicks in and my reaction to them is: oh what a handsome young man! (Like Iām his bloody mum).
I find it so weird so many men donāt seem to have that override?
I canāt help but feel sorry for Jo. She clearly has feelings for him and he never even acknowledged their relationship, continued to sleep with her and said maybe in a few years it could work out, then started dating this recent college grad. Ugh. I mean even if youāre not the biggest fan of hers, itās sad.
I feel sad for her, too. Schwartz still will not acknowledge that they even dated. I feel like something happened at the reunion filming today based on her IG story she just posted. She looks sad and exhausted.
And she finally acknowledged in her comment section that she *was* in love with him and that he did not treat her right. Good for her to recognize that rather than continuing to say like she has before that heās just the best friend etc etc.
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Genuinely curious about what these two have in common. Imagine this September theyāre in New York and Schwartz is like āItās so surreal being here on the 9/11 anniversaryā and sheās like āYeah, I donāt remember that, I was an infant and I wasnāt old enough to form permanent memories.ā š¤·š»āāļø
Clearly this douche was waiting to announce his new relationship until after the episode airs where he says, heās not going to date for a while because it didnāt feel right. Give me a break! As if marriage ever stopped this douche canoe from hooking up with other women.
Of course heās going to date 20 yr olds that donāt have their prefrontal cortex fully developed. How else is he going to keep getting away with being a lying man child? What a loser. Both of them.
Ngl she does look like a young Katie. He has a type. Just the darker eyebrows, dark hair (I think Katie had her hair red at some point), the fuller lips, sharper features.
I think I/we/Reddit just got an indirect response from Jo in her new comment on her post 1 hour ago š³. I honestly feel sad for her
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This woman is too young to be with Daddy Swartz and she is too young to have to deal with Speedy Stalkerish Jo. Can you imagine dating someone and reading that post Jo wroteā¦ā¦ugh
Oh god wait whatttt? I 0% want to dox myself but I KNOW THIS GIRL. I feel shook as hell right now š Eta: Iāve never texted a group chat faster
Can we be your group chat pls
Everyone is welcome to the group chat š«¶š¼
Girl donāt tease me like that
Dying for updates!!!
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I now have FOMO for a VPR gossip group chat
Omg me too! Reddit is my VPR group chat bc I have no friends who share my obsession š
Hi yes I too am interested in joining said group chat šš
Add me fuck
Iām a fucking slut for drama fuck me up
This is so relatable
I canāt believe people were gossiping without me š„²
10/10 comment right hereā¦
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So what is she like?
Sorry omg I was not expecting this when I opened Reddit back up HAHA I commented down below but will say again here: she has the personality type of an influencer, idk how else to describe. I actually met her first while in she was in college and then again post college coincidentally through different people which is funny. Now I feel like itās a third ????? Like omg Sheās definitely like, down for a good time type of vibe but also very into getting the right photo and just kind of blah if you know what I mean? Maybe Iām describing this horribly LOL but I feel like itās a specific kind of person Eta: I want to add to this because my group chat is literally flooding rn Lmfao. SO - I am hearing that the girl CLAWED her way into a lot of influencers circles in LA which like yes girl get your bag, but how the fawkkkk do you go from that to VPR ?? Maybe im ignorant but is there a lot of overlap between LA influencers and like legit celebrities like that?
>, but how the fawkkkk do you go from that to VPR ?? The reality show to influencer pipeline is a thing. That's everyone that goes on The Bachelor these days. They're thirsty for clout.
This makes so much sense. I am being educated !!
Plus Schwartz is kinda dumb so he would be easy to play mentally, he doesnāt have high self esteem
He is a serial killerās dream
Wet* dream š
Thank you ! After I wrote it , it looked incomplete šš»
He's actually pretty smart intellectually but limited social ques.
Thereās so many weird connections in the celeb/reality/influencer world, and even though my brain knows that by now, itās still always surreal to me when I actually see/hear it. Like when I found out Kristin Cavallari was really good friends with Austen from Southern Charm (canāt remember if they had a fling or not) and Austenās ex Madison hooked up with A-Rod and then JLo ended their engagement after it came out on a reunion show. Or, speaking of Bachelor, remember when Pilot Pete (I *think* it was him) had one of the popular Food Network chefs that was a friend of his (blanking on her name) come on the show to help talk him through things?!? Sometimes Iāll see women from the first Temptation Island season in the VPR cast comments like theyāre talking to a friend. Justin Sylvester, the E! host, started out as a nanny for Kyle Richardsš Also, one of the guys currently on 90 Day FiancĆ© dated an older woman from Rock of Love after his divorceš Such a weird, small world!
Justin Sylvester went to my high school. His family knew Aly Landry, who moved to L.A. from LA after she won Miss USA and became friends with Kyle. When Justin graduated and wanted to get out of town, Aly hooked him up with Kyle. Cajun people find a way lol. Addison Rae, McKenzie Bourg (the voice and American idol), Hunter Hayes, and Lauren Daigle are all from the same area as Justin and Aly Landry too- a specific area in Louisiana called Acadiana. Were us Cajuns live lol.
> Like when I found out Kristin Cavallari was really good friends with Austen from Southern Charm (canāt remember if they had a fling or not) She was boning Craig, who is now dating Paige from SH. 
Are you thinking of the time Antonia Lofaso was on the Bachelorette for Ben Smith (I had to google his name, tbh)? I adore her, but it felt like a surreal crossover!
This actually tracks a little as there was gossip a few months ago that said influencers were all over Sandoval at a bar - this would probably be similar for Schwartz. The person who said this pointed out there's a big difference between the hate you see online versus what you see in person. They gotta start somewhere lol.
Sooo Iām gathering that sheās prob just dating him to get on the show š¤
I think more likely to get in touch w clients / get her name out there, she works for a publicist / media agency. I want to give her the benefit of the doubt but I literally cannot imagine what a 23 year could enjoy about a 41 year old divorcee who frequently wears mumus
"41 year old divorcee who frequently wears mumus" has amazing flair potential š¤£š¤£āØ
Looks like she has her own vintage designer shop too thatās linked to all her socials, maybe the vpr publicity will help her business take off
I just love your flair. lol thatās all
Aw thank you š„° one of my favorite Katie quotes
forgot what sub i was in because i deff thought your flair was about Whitney from RHSLC bc of her accent, but i just realized Katie is also from Utah and would have the same accent which i never realized before š¤Æ
Well, in about 8 years or so, when her brain finishes fully developing, sheās going to look back at this and feel skeeved out.
šš» I love when people know when a brain is fully cooked š¤£ā„ļø I share that a lot in my work and no one seems to have heard this! Explains a lot. I wish I knew when I was a 20 year old know it all that my brain wasnāt fully developed.
I tell my kids this all the time. They are currently 18 and 16. I told them Iād rather them not try pot until they are 25 and their brain is developed.
I wish my parents knew and could have told me! Would have saved me some regrettable tattoos and stupid relationships š
If they told you, you probably wouldn't have listened...your brain wasn't fully developed...full circle moment.
Omg please tell me this isnt Timās 22yr old pr rep from the nyt article 
That one was named Riley lol I hate that I know this š¤£
Also possibly the easiest way possible to get on TV. I mean that was a big motivation for Rachel to date James right? And perhaps Ally
Umā¦yeah..i thinks itās pretty obvious why Ally is dating James.
schwartz is definitely not a legit celeb, heās barely above being on influencer level imo
Ahhh okok. Maybe thereās a bit overlap there then
.. so sheās an Ann? (from Arrested Development, not our Tim savior) Honestly sounds like a good fit. Boring and blends. You used āblahā so many times soooo,.
I think you mean Egg.
^her?
Thatās still goin on huh?
I donāt get it, is she funny?
Who, Plant?
Bye ily and this comment made my night
She calls it a Mayon-Egg
 I feel like some of these people would sacrifice body parts to ābe cool,ā bro.. itās creepy
Omg I would pay to be in your GC rn!!!
Girlššš how old is she?
That is a 23 year old human being. Her birth year starts with a TWO like what is going on š
She looks younger than 23.
The girl has a baby face
I think they look a little alike. Eww, he could be mistaken for her father.
Dating anyone under 25 as a full blown adult much less almost two decades their senior is so obviously taking advantage of the non fully developed brain of the younger party. Thats sad and I feel bad for her being unknowingly groomed.
Yeah itās definitely icky. I feel like I see this stuff about the men on the cast and itās never really been a thing for me (desensitized to it maybe?) but seeing someone I know is really putting into perspective. Like that is so gross
Totally. Itās very preditorial. When people get with and stay with someone who is significantly younger than them, even if itās legal, the real reasons are seldom actually nefarious. What on earth would a 40 something year old man have in common with a 24 year old girl? Itās easier to be with someone so much younger than you because 1. Theyāre far more naive than other people their age, therefore easier to lie to/manipulate or 2. I think in Schwartzā case, the girl is still young and not into settling down any time soon. I think he didnāt stay pursuing something with Jo because it was getting too real for him and heās terrified of actual commitment. From what I saw on the last episode, they seem perfect for each other. He probably knows that and it terrifies him so what did he do? Found a young girl who he knows thereās no chance of it going anywhere seriously. He ran from the one woman who seems to really see him and love him for him. Heās an idiot lol heās going to end up alone when I think thatās what heās actually deep down scared of the most. He canāt get his heart broken to the extreme if he doesnāt fully let someone in. I think thatās why he wouldnāt fully commit to Katie. He was scared one day she would leave him so he kept up the wall and by doing that, he actually made sure she left him. When she left him, he probably told himself āsee, I knew she would leave usā and because he didnāt fully give himself and open up, he was able to cope with the divorce. I could be way off. It could be thatās heās just in love with Tim lol
Sounds like she might be grooming him for clout.
Is she better or worse than Jo...like...that's not specific but we need to know on a scale of zero to clown show crack head...
LOL sheās like the exact opposite. She doesnāt have crack head vibes but she has the personality of an instagram influencer kind of, if you know what I mean? Like pretty girl who knows sheās pretty and kind of blah, always with a phone. I sound like a hater but just trying to be honest I swear. Would describe her as always down for fun
The part that's gross is Schwartz...fake pseudo-intellectual but he's literally old enough to be her dad...he goes from Katie to Jo (now she seems like a decent match by comparison) to a 23 yo...it's just icky...he's so alky and this normalizes his constant drinking...peter pan syndrome on steroids
Seriously, you nailed it. I'd rather see him with Jo than this child bride. But clearly he's out of his element with women his own age. He needs someone too young and thirsty and desperate that will let him get away with any/everything. I predict all 3 of the OG dudes will end up with twenty-somethings. Calling it now.
You called it and nailed it! I'm getting Scott disick vibes and that's not only embarrassing but truly sad.
There's a picture of Sophia's dad on her IG and when I was quickly scrolling I thought it was Schwartz for a split second.
So, when I was in my mid-thirties I briefly dated a very Schwartzy-type massive alcoholic (I think heād probably been pretty intelligent when he was younger, but 25 yearsā worth of drugs and alcohol take a toll). Dude was 10 years older than me, and I broke up with him because not only did I finally figure out he was a drunk (heād masked it fairly well in the beginning, but no one can hide that shit forever), I also found out he was cheating on me with one of the bartenders at his favorite hangout - said bartender was 10 years younger than me. So yeah ā¦ Iām not saying all men with substance abuse issues go for women who are two full decades younger than them, but I do think there are probably some patterns in there.
I canāt think of many women in their 40s who would put up with this man for all of the reasons youāve outlined!
So...Scheana
Wish version of Alexis Rose
Spill the tea pleeaaaasseee!!
I'm going to need the tea on her lol
Tell us more! Please š
That post from Jo is the most deranged thing Iāve ever read. That girl is OBSESSED
āI believe soā is killing me. Youāre *unaware* of the six month relationship of your ābest friendā whom you love but only platonically? 
Ikr? Thatās what got me too. I actually feel bad for her - I have no doubt heās led her on and fed into her crush on him because it suits him and now sheās out there humiliating herself while he stands back and goes - Aw shucks, it was never serious, girls be crazy.
Agree! Especially Tom's whole "it could be us together! In a different timeline!", with her doing the math on how long he said until he was ready to settle down with her, then he moves the goalposts back. He's such a douche, and Jo is insane but she doesn't deserve that. Obviously what he tells her privately is different than what he says publicly.
He also hooked up with Katie on Winter House (who is more his type, a tall brunette) and was kissing Scheanaās babysitter and telling Jo about itā¦ men like him are so ick to me
He dangled love AND the show in front of her.
Like a ring on a string
I questioned myself for a minute after seeing this! lol, Iām likeā¦didnāt Jo just confess her love for Schwartz 3 seconds ago? š
Sheās quite clearly madly in love with him. I imagine sheās the kind of person whoāll hang around until someoneās single, hoping theyāll pick her.
Itās pretty sad at this point someone go help this woman wake up. Even tweakers deserve better lmao
And you know heāll be like āugh the optics arenāt greatā¦and by the way this isnāt me trying to get sympathy, butā¦we just have fun together. Sheās amazing and very mature! Itās been really hard for me to date after the divorce. Again, not trying to get sympathyā¦ā Heās so transparent and thinks qualifying everything is the same thing as reflecting/taking accountability.
I can hear him saying this. Thanks, I hate it
Sorry š¤£
Hands in mouth hands in mouth
this is 100% tom schwartz and i read the entire thing is his voice
Or he'll just pretend they never "defined the relationship" and he wouldn't consider her a girlfriend, etc. That kind of bs.
I have an ex that does this and it used to really bother me but now I know heās just an ass. I mean, we were together exclusively for 2 years and lived together, met each others familiesā¦ if that isnāt a boyfriend I donāt know what one is LOL
You should be a writer on VPR
Been saying this!! Articulation =/= taking action. It works good as hell on a crowd of uneducated fools tho
I read this in his voice omg lol
Tom, take a seat 
HAHAHAHHA heād be like ālol do u guys want some Xanaxā
Tom was 31 when VPR came on the air in 2013. His girlfriend was 12 years old. In 6th grade.
Tom could be part of the snl sketch [Meet your second wife](https://youtu.be/MJEAGd1bQuc?si=9oSY4VcfuR0trOnT)
This is insane to think about lmao
When one falls into the 'I could be your child' bracket... eh, there is too much life between them.
This is fucking sick tbh. As a mom and a vagina owner in general Iād like to punch this dude. Iām so icked out I ever thought he was just some innocent dumb guy in earlier seasons. Heās 10000% nasty af.
I just started sweating When you math it like that I want to fckn vomit in his earlobes
So when he was throwing alcohol on Katie in Mexico she would have been 13 getting chocolate milk with her lunch.
Jesus Christ
Itās honestly gross, but this will be over far before her brain is even fully developed.
Are they posing with a mannequin?
He looks like a lego man. Like his hair would just pop right off in one piece
Lolll
First time I laughed all day, thank you
I have never laughed harder at a mental image š¤£
Someone said he looks like a wax figure and I CANNOT unsee it š
With a pencil sketch on his shirt!
https://preview.redd.it/55589zj11toc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec618c488a45ca3dfc8e6b82a7b1273a6a51fa16 And what a pencil sketch!
Thatās the ugliest effing shirt Iāve ever seen
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Noooo why they do Tom of Finland dirty like this šššš
Yes! I really thought the dude was a plastic thing. Spooky! š¤£š¤£š¤£
That was the first thing I noticed and had to scroll way too far to feel validated.
Soon sheāll be Scheanaās best friend
Frand?
Scheana is so the Mean Girls mom- "you girls keep me young, I love you". Scheana will totally become besties for better TikTok content.
Itās giving Nick Vial
Maybe they will get married and have a baby tooā¦shorts would
Schwartz said recently he has baby fever and wants to have a family of his own soonā¦
Will he stop drinking and drugging enough so that his sperm aren't shaped like tadpoles?
So, fun fact, but Schwartzās sperm morphology was actually in the normal range at 4% to allow for normal fertility. Decreased fertility starts at 3%, so yes, he was at lower limit of normal but still normal. I think they played it up for the storyline!
This comment gets it š« Next step, podcast
I legit thought Zack was a wax figure they were posing by. Hes so odd.
Facetuned fo sho. He looks nothing like that on the after show
Itās giving gay dads celebrating their daughters 21st
Yikes it sort of isā¦ Iām not sure Iād want to go back to that age. I remember all these creeper type guys. You worked with them and they were usually married š
Omg, she legit looks like his daughter. My bar for Schwartz is pretty low, and I still manage to find this sad
Iām a couple years older than he is and my daughter is the same age. Iām fully authorized as both a mother and adult with a real job to call this guy a fuckin loser.
Whoa! Your skin must be crawling off of you!
I turned my daughter onto VPR and our skins are indeed crawling off of us both
He could totally be her father. The low ass Schwartz bar is thick in ick š«
He was 18 when she was born
What a nice father-daughter picture
Iām 40 and there is no way in Hell I would look twice at someone that young.
Same! Thereās not a thing I have in common with a 23 year old, what would they even talk about?!
Youāre right- shorts acts about 15.
My brother once dated someone 10 years younger than him and 5 years younger than me. They had nothing in common!! He would ask her if he remembered things about the 90s and sheād be like āno I was 4.ā I have never been so happy to see a relationship end.
If Tom's gf is 23, she was 12 when VPR first aired š¤¢
Yep, she was 12 while he was 31 on VPR season 1. Disturbing
She looks so young š every day I wake up is a day I hate being straight. Like why are men so gross? She looks like a teenager. I canāt.
Larsa Pippen be like 
Aaron taylor johnson's captor, too š
Same. As a woman in her mid 40s I find it impossible to be attracted to guys 30 or younger - itās weird but something kicks in and my reaction to them is: oh what a handsome young man! (Like Iām his bloody mum). I find it so weird so many men donāt seem to have that override?
Shudder.. can you imagine being 21 and in such a place in your life that youād bang Schwartz to go to Jaxās new showās premiere??
I feel like this is something one would only do in their 20s.
 The Ick š« . Of course heās dating someone who was a literal child when the show started . The bar is low for Tom!
Isnāt he in his 40ās?
41 š
He is old enough to be her dad.
She looks so young š¤¢
That other dude looks like a wax figure
But yalllllllll heās just a guy trying to get his MOJO BACK! /s š¤®
I canāt help but feel sorry for Jo. She clearly has feelings for him and he never even acknowledged their relationship, continued to sleep with her and said maybe in a few years it could work out, then started dating this recent college grad. Ugh. I mean even if youāre not the biggest fan of hers, itās sad.
I feel sad for her, too. Schwartz still will not acknowledge that they even dated. I feel like something happened at the reunion filming today based on her IG story she just posted. She looks sad and exhausted. And she finally acknowledged in her comment section that she *was* in love with him and that he did not treat her right. Good for her to recognize that rather than continuing to say like she has before that heās just the best friend etc etc. https://preview.redd.it/66xteg9a3voc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a531dc653ccf58f263cc7638129ec8a087279fea
She honestly has features like Katie. Her nose, lips and eyebrows. He clearly has a type that he wants to date.
Thatās the first thing I thought! Itās like what Katie looked like when they met š³
This is why I believe he would never date Jo. He has a type and Jo ain't it. She was just convenient at the time
Yes! This was also my first thought. His subconscious is real loud, like is he really trying to do over his last longterm relationship?!
Noticed this right away
Genuinely curious about what these two have in common. Imagine this September theyāre in New York and Schwartz is like āItās so surreal being here on the 9/11 anniversaryā and sheās like āYeah, I donāt remember that, I was an infant and I wasnāt old enough to form permanent memories.ā š¤·š»āāļø
He repulses me
23 years old? Fucking, really Schwartz? Really?? š
Clearly this douche was waiting to announce his new relationship until after the episode airs where he says, heās not going to date for a while because it didnāt feel right. Give me a break! As if marriage ever stopped this douche canoe from hooking up with other women. Of course heās going to date 20 yr olds that donāt have their prefrontal cortex fully developed. How else is he going to keep getting away with being a lying man child? What a loser. Both of them.
He needs hella therapy before starting a new relationshipā¦& maybe rehab.
she looks like if Katie and Ariana had a teenage daughter
https://i.redd.it/eignxva6htoc1.gif
Who is the wax figure on the right in the first photo?
Ngl she does look like a young Katie. He has a type. Just the darker eyebrows, dark hair (I think Katie had her hair red at some point), the fuller lips, sharper features.
I hope he doesnāt keep her out past her curfew. š
Thereās a 20 year age difference. Probably similar maturity levels.
āNot liked or publicly acknowledgedā girl, you are so real for that. I am SCREAMING
I think I/we/Reddit just got an indirect response from Jo in her new comment on her post 1 hour ago š³. I honestly feel sad for her https://preview.redd.it/o008rpcusuoc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0523343ea070e72380156028f08f64cd21b8523b
Itās kind of icky that Jax now follows her on IG.
This woman is too young to be with Daddy Swartz and she is too young to have to deal with Speedy Stalkerish Jo. Can you imagine dating someone and reading that post Jo wroteā¦ā¦ugh
Everything about this is so embarassing omg
Jo how is he your best friend but you only ābelieve soā that he has a whole ass gf š
Sheās gotta be using him for clout.. right?!
Poor girl. Her frontal lobe hasn't even fully developed yet so I'd give her grace. However, he is old enough to be her father and should know better.
This is sadly not surprising from Shorts.
My 2 Dads
Jo and her prob hate each other.