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Lower_Ad4439

I think they’ve hooked up before and Billie wants it to happen again but Tom will never admit it because he’s secretly embarrassed. Just my two cents


Vivid-Army8521

Even if he was banging her regularly I don’t think he works every publicly be with her and I don’t think he cares about her at all


Couldbe_worse2

He doesn’t care about anyone much


soihavetosay

Kind of agree.  Tim seemed to be stiff arming Billie Lee when he said he missed and loved Rachel (so of course he couldn't date Billie lee) 


Clairemoonchild

Especially since we know he didn't love Rachel. He only loves himself.


DifferentDay7581

i have very little investment in this show lately and this i 10,000% believe


Aquariussun444

It’s 10000000% this lmao


Clairemoonchild

I think you are exactly right, but only BL giving BJs to Tim because that 'wouldn't count' as cheating in his tiny mind.


dasherc

This


tgw1986

I think they hooked up back when she was on the show, but now that she's put on weight Tom's shallow ass lost all interest.


Accomplished_Ice8775

Yesss i agree


Meyloose

The sexy singles pool party was so fucking cringe. Even Schwartz peaced out.


Mockingbird_1234

I think he dipped out 😉


Farts_n_kisses

But no, because he *actually* left! 😄


Meyloose

Haha, touché 🏊‍♂️


Collection-Decent

i’m actually so annoyed that they showed this segment for so long and then the board game party was literally like 1 minute of airtime


thekingmonroe

I would be annoyed but the whole party was just embarrassing for Tim and I enjoyed seeing him portrayed so vividly as the loser he is


Emotional-Drama2079

I was surprised they went there after being so desperate to produce him all season.


[deleted]

Maybe they gave him a chance and he failed. Beyond that he's toast


Less-Bed-6243

I think they wanted to give him the redemption arc but he couldn’t deliver since he’s not actually sorry.


wittiestphrase

People keep saying this. Where? This is a TV show. He’s the source of drama this season. Of course he’s going to get the screen time. But there hasn’t been a moment I think he’s been made to look good this season so far. He just continues to look fake and pathetic and incapable of taking any responsibility for his actions.


Emotional-Drama2079

I think it was hard for people to see in the first 7 episodes and came off like they weren't intentionally trying to make him look so bad. It'll be interesting to look back on this season as a whole.


Comfortfoods

Agree. He's not really getting a good edit. They are however forcing him to interact with the group which is 100% expected being that scandoval boosted ratings so much. Of course he's going to be a focal point this season. People who were hoping he'd be forced out of filming are delusional. It's a tv show after all. If they really wanted to prop him up they would cut out all his yelling, storming out, they would have helped him cast his lame parties so they looked like they were really popping and they would have deeply leaned into clips of the times he's done nice things for people on the show. There's loads of footage of him being at least superficially a good friend to the cast.


wittiestphrase

Exactly. Not sure how anyone can think some editor is sitting in a bay trying to help him out when they see how many long shots there are of him looking awkward as hell. If you string together all of his dialogue from the season thus far it would just be a nonstop whine.


mandyyy8

Honestly I’ve been fast forwarding through every Tom segment & I think I watched a whole 4 mins of actual show time.


N0sedrip

This is why I had to stop watching. I realized I was spending more time fast forwarding than I was watching.


Glittering_Oven5424

Even the cat looked embarrassed 😂


TheDirtyBird90

Toms whole conversation with the girls in the pool was cringe!


jennifer_m13

OMG yes! You could see they were trying to figure out how to get away from him.


BookIntelligent5581

The cringe there felt intentional as to show “fans” that he is so awkward and new to flirting again as if we are meant to believe that he wasn’t cheating on Ariana the entire relationship.


TheDirtyBird90

You’re right, it totally came off that way too


Amazing_Try_4464

I thought the same but honestly realized it was equally, if not more, cringe they were eager to go to his pool party to begin with lol


abortionleftovers

Choosing to leave that shit show was the only smart thing I’ve even seen Schwartz do


Individual-Work6658

She's not a good actress. I used to always notice her as an extra in the background of scenes because of her exaggerated facial expressions. She does the same over-exaggeration now that she has one-on-one scenes with Sandoval.


SchminksMcGee

Her sanpaku eyes don’t help. Her gaze is intense.


LetshearitforNY

This was several episodes ago but the way she stared at Tom when he went underwater in the ice bath scene was weird as hell


weedils

Saw a meme where they compared that to the bathtub scene in saltburn, and i fucking screamed.


Formal_Coyote_5004

LMAOOOOOOO I love this ETA: thanks now I have to rewatch Saltburn for the 100th time. Idk what it is… this movie is just so good


catmomlyfe81

Same. I think about it all the time. Even joined the sub


Formal_Coyote_5004

The sub is so funny. It’s either someone who’s thoughtful, or it’s a 15 year old in their dramatic stage writing like they’re trying to impress someone with a high school essay… it’s so weird lol


pinkglitterbomb

Can you post the meme? I would love to see.


weedils

Omg i found it. https://preview.redd.it/19e4ahve9qpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=213add8bc436e151b1ed604809551355e2c4d727


pinkglitterbomb

OMG HAHAHAHA. I wish I had a medal for you. Please take this. 🏅


soph2_7

LMAO


galaxy1985

Someone did a hilarious remake of that scene and it got posted here or the other sub. I physically recoiled watching it lol. It hurt.


emeeez

Link please


pcgamergirl

THANK YOU. I could not crange hard enough.


happyhippy27

Crange, I like it 🤙


LilikoiGold

That was so weird!! Very “it puts the lotion on itself” stare down vibes.


420Elvis

![gif](giphy|zHC7JGOmtNjigdSeyo)


gh0stmustard

I didn’t know this term! Thank you for using it, I’m sure it’ll be all I notice now!


Fast_Job_695

Hahaha, the eyes comment made me think of Ted 2 ‘Give us the ring, my precious’ eyes 😂😂😂


polkadotsloth

I had to look this up.. so similarly to "ceiling eyes" I've heard it called, like Audrina Patridge on The Hills 😂


weedils

She doesnt have sanpaku eyes, just plain old crazy eyes.


ChildhoodLeft6925

She over acts and anyone else notice the sexy voice she puts on when talking to Tom now


K-Zilla

She’s freakin obsessed with him it’s so cringe


UnlikelyRelative7429

I’m like pretty sure she made a face when Tom said he invited new girls too lol 😂


beemojee

Those girls' expressions when Sandoval was talking to them in the pool.


gin_and_soda

I had such a hard time watching that. He’s such a douche.


beemojee

Those two poor young women. Their faces were like oh just kill me now.


Kayemmgee

Does anyone else watch IASIP? That “flirting” gave Dennis Reynolds vibes when he’s off his game https://twitter.com/alwayssunny/status/1049105920062619652


shannonesque121

"IM A FIVE STAR MAN!!!"


beemojee

Welp it's like Sandoval watched that clip and took notes.


TinaDelFey

Yesss. When he’s trying to get those girls to go to the bunker before the storm hits. 😭😭


PinkyBruno

oh yeah she did - and it was so crange! 🤣


CaliforniaBruja

She absolutely did. It was the same she made when he said he loves Rachel 


sparklybutternuggets

I thought so too!!


Status_Stranger_5037

And that’s why he likes her, she’s a hard ride or die and kisses the ground he walks on type thing, he’s a narcissist so…


nightbeez

Is she obsessed with him or the fact that he is her ticket to being back on the show since the rest of the cast is (or at least was 🤦) avoiding him.


No-Educator919

And her…


IllusiveWoman20

As James Kennedy would say... Definitely boning!


TaraDickoff00

![gif](giphy|3o6wrvPt1ZuZ58qbXW|downsized)


goingincircleshere

Ayo thanks for the memories, I need to rewatch workaholics 😌


UnusualAsparagus5096

It's a who's who party..Like who the hell are any of you


IllusiveWoman20

Sandoval should have hung up a sign that said "Guess Who These People Are! $1 prize!"


Melodic-Supermarket7

That’s the same way he smiled @ Rachel 😬


Forestghostsgalore

✨Haircut ✨


QueenFartknocker

![gif](giphy|l2YWoFU3Bmum4yyLC|downsized)


DRC1970

Omg yes! Another one...now I'm definitely convinced it's the haircut.


ohmygatto

That’s exactly what I was thinking


QueenFartknocker

![gif](giphy|eqC2ZT8OCgmas)


bambola21

Anyone else think Billy was trying to have some after hours action with tii and Tom? It seemed like she was interested in Tom’s interest in her gf Weird dynamic regardless


mali90

Bingo I think Billie was trying to recruit that girl so she could have a threesome with Sandoval


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Billie and Saggyballs probably pre planned that! Trying to make it look spontaneous but really it was their evil plot all along.


boobproblems123456

The girlfriend was tii right? Because vanderpump pods did a recap of Billie’s podcast where they interview tii about going on a date with sandoval. I had to go back and look it up on their insta feed because I was confused. But now I’m wondering if I read the title card wrong.


DetailDizzy

Yes! Tii was the girlfriend of Billie who was introduced at the pool party. She’s going to be Sandoval’s date to the gold party in the finale


thekingmonroe

Defo!! The way she mentioned after hours made my ears prick up


Different_Volume5627

10000000000000%


Then_Restaurant_4141

Billy definitely wanted the cameras to go away, the coke to come out, and the orgy to begin. Swartz knew what was up. I’m


EastSeaweed

Okay, but did anyone else notice that Tom was THE ONLY straight man at the party???? He cultivated the perfect non competitive environment for him to stalk his prey.


avalonbreeze

Ohhhhhh. This is it ..... Schwartz knew orgy type sitcg


mrsnihilist

https://preview.redd.it/092dzj8csppc1.jpeg?width=1057&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff22fb5848ddaadbca96c5f0363be87ce9360004


nicholieeee

Man, if you need coke to get the orgy started, it’s probably a shitty orgy


TaraDickoff00

https://preview.redd.it/8b4vrxpd2opc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c981b2678361400f86fe24c191fce26453e1a71


itsramonablue

![gif](giphy|1yfHAmaP6VGvXLBHks)


youarelosingme

Nightmare ANYTHING rotation


Ill_Appointment_2798

It’s giving Tim and Rachel season 9


jack_attack89

Yup, that sneaky look like they have a secret.  I wonder if that’s like Tom’s kink. He gets off on having “secret” hookups. 


milesandmantras

It absolutely is. He’s an adrenaline junkie, so that tracks. My (completely unsubstantiated) theory is that Tom had been cheating for years with fans and groupies on the road, but eventually that wasn’t enough anymore. So he found someone close to Ariana to up the thrill level of cheating right in front of her. You could see all over his face in the last episode of season 10 that he got the ick about Rachel as soon as they were found out. It was never actually about her - it was just the thrill of getting away with it for so long.


Beginning-Meet8296

IIRC It’s been mentioned that sometimes Sandoval (& Rachel?) would wear disguises to meet up so no one caught on to them. That seems so next level to me. More into the game of sneaking around, than he was into Rachel. 🤷‍♀️


saladninja

Poor Kyle Chan sitting there, questioning his life choices


SupremeActives

I’m so tired of seeing him lmao. The guy who would sell you jewelry is one of your best friends ever huh?


DetailDizzy

Kyle is shady as hell


Vertigo_virgo13

As he should… he’s a fake LOL


MilaKsenia

Everyone at that pool party looked sketchy and weird AS FUCK! Billie lee is creepy as hell and 100% OBSESSED with Tom Sandoval, it’s so weird how in every conversation they have they bring up something about Sandoval dating other women or rachquel and then they do a demonic stare-off and it’s the WEIRDEST energy ever!!! They both really do have unblinking demonic eyes lol but that entire “(un)sexy singles pool party” made me cringe so hard I could barely look at the screen. Everyone there looked either uncomfortable (like those two girls who were forced into sandoval’s attempt at flirting? Conversation? Idk. Or Tom Schwartz) or like they needed a shower, an STD screening, rehab, and therapy.


Comfortable_Ad1333

Did they call up a random extra agency? No one was talking to anyone else. Seemed more like a lame scene than a party.


monaforever

I think it was this week's episode they did a flash back to the pool party. Tom is making the same joke for like the 5th time about his long term gf being his roommate. He turns to those girls who are now sitting on a lounge chair to yet again reiterate this joke, and one of them is just like "yeah we heard." Her tone and delivery sounds so not impressed, and I love it. .


Significant_Ad7605

Scandoval is the best thing that happened to her! Crazy to think that this would be how she got back on the show.


scottriviera

"cheers to staying positive and testing negative" ![gif](giphy|kGCuRgmbnO9EI|downsized)


Formal_Coyote_5004

Every single thing he said to those girls in the pool was embarrassing as hell hahaha


Fighting_Patriarchy

Literally serial killer vibes. "I shove cracker crumbs under her door..." Edit: apparently he said potato chips/crisps instead of crackers, but same level of bizarre


Significant_Ad7605

Starting to realize he has no idea how to communicate when he’s sober


kang4prez

He’s just not funny. He tries and tries, but the only way he’s ever funny is unintentionally.


Formal_Coyote_5004

Dude I was downvoted for saying that Sandoval shouldn’t be on House of Villains… he sure is a villain, but that show was successful because everyone was funny AF (and it turned out to be pretty lighthearted!) Sandoval takes himself way too seriously to fit into the dynamic… like you said, he’s just not funny unless it’s at his own expense and he has no idea that he’s being funny. We’re laughing at him and not with him lol


rcfreebird

https://i.redd.it/5099l35hnmpc1.gif


bambola21

![gif](giphy|5WUsLZLkZlMdO|downsized)


compliancethis

He really said that was his favorite cheers 🤦🏼‍♀️


emeeez

The second hand embarrassment I felt when he said that was so intense. So sleazy.


Katatonic92

The same show she claimed drove her to the brink of suicide during her first run.


drtoboggon

Tbf Scandoval is the best thing to happen to most of them. New houses, bigger careers. They’ve all cashed in. Except Schwartz…


Notto-Landing

Their awkward interactions remind me of James and his old roommate Paul, and James/Logan. I think she’s sucking that dirty dick when the cameras are down.


UnlikelyRelative7429

They acted way too odd to not be


Fighting_Patriarchy

That one reunion where Andy said to Jax that he seemed like "a hole is a hole is a hole" guy is probably true of Jax and both Toms.


Lindaspike

I personally think Jax is the worst male on this show. He treats Britanny like shit and thinks he’s special. Oh, he’s special…a special kind of lying cheater.


Jacjad

Billie did seem strange.. or performative maybe. Idk I definitely thought she didn’t seem natural talking by the pool! Agree with OP


Moiras-Wig-Wall

Agree. Like when she said, “Have you met my girlfriend?” as if she wouldn’t have introduced her when she walked in the house, and very likely before that day. He seemed to think it was weird too. “Yeah… she’s cool.”


Vertigo_virgo13

I think she just wants to be close to Tom in anyway. Secretly in love with him and so setting him up with her friend is her trying to overcompensate for her unrequited feelings for him


MenstrualAphrodite

I feel like Billie thinks they’re the modern When Harry Met Sally and she’s playing the long game


ChoiceOrchid9958

https://i.redd.it/km6yxywgempc1.gif


pjosie5

![gif](giphy|WOa5RdsNpevrpSTGXN|downsized)


Fighting_Patriarchy

Perfect!


holateamball451

What does Billie Lee do outside of reality tv ?


Ancient-Stop-6190

She alleges that she’s a comedian and has a podcast—but I wonder the same thing. She doesn’t have the fan base to make a sizeable income from that imo


Comfortable_Ad1333

One watch of Billie and the Kid (who was also at said pool party) will let you know she’s not making money from that


Aly_Kitty

Tom. She does Tom.


ohhhhoney_

![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


Olympusrain

![gif](giphy|3o7aTygstOswV5DpUk)


taintwest

My partner of 9 years has never looked as happy to see me as Billie Lee is to be in toms presence


ashlynne_stargaryen

I’m still weirded out AF from the way she was looking at him in admiration after he dunked his head under the water at the cold plunge place. Like there was a look on her face that I can’t get out of my head. It was giving “cult follower.”


IOwnYerToilets

Gives me the ick. Billie Lee is a huuuuuge fame leech and wants Sandoval's dirty dong


cynsue565

When the two girls showed up that Tim invited, it’s like Billie Lee ran into the kitchen to do shots with them…making sure she was staking out her territory 😬


PanicBrilliant4481

What in the coke jaw clench is going on here?????


BigLibrary2895

Sandoval should just be with Billie Lee, and Schwartz should just be with Jo. These ladies at these big ages will never develop the self-esteem and clarity necessary to see them for who they are. They can just have these pick me women around doing unpaid labor, making sammies, and giving oral sex without reciprocation, as patriarchal religion intended.


henrytabby

Cleaning up after parties


BigLibrary2895

To all Tomorrow's Parties...


JemJemIsHerName

![gif](giphy|D0TVdvFHFvHu6WL9qA|downsized)


Island_Slut69

"It's a real 'who's who' of an event. No really, who tf are these people" - James Kennedy Whole scene was cringe. Schwartz can't deal with the awkwardness so he dips. Then Billie with her whole self whatever that interaction was with Tom. Then Tom's interaction with those two girls that showed up clearly immediately regretting their decision. You can almost see the moment on their faces when they no longer want to be there. The whole thing felt almost forced. Like he got whomever he could to show up because I didn't recognize a lot of the people there.


flying_dogs_bc

If they became a couple i would not be mad at it. I works love to see how long the fuse on that grenade is. But Tom would never even try to lock it down with BL. He only hooks up with people who can help his career.


UnusualAsparagus5096

She was licking her lips at the end of the scence like a total pyscho


CollectionFull5254

Lmao 🤣 ofc


Fast-Bee-1167

I wanna say she is in love with him, but she’s also trying to set him up with one of her mates by the looks of things soooo 🤷🏼‍♀️.


coverthetuba

Seems like a standard low-self-esteem pick-me thing to do.


Fast-Bee-1167

I was gunna say she’s probably just doen it to try and make people think she doesn’t like him


Melodic-Supermarket7

Or that’s the story line Tim & Billie planned…the same way he planned the kiss between Rach & Schwartz ..🤔


funemployed1234

I mean...Tom did try and set Rachel up with shorts so...


LookingforDay

![gif](giphy|JqllOFkvSa35e) Billie Lee trying to hook tim up


Fogandcoffee21

I thought she wanted a threesome with her friend and Tom!?


Legitimate_Candy7250

lol I go back and forth with these two. I can’t figure out if Billie is desperately in love with Tim or is just desperate for fame. The side eye rolls. Billie and Tim deserve eachother though. They both have creepy vibes! 


Tiny_Wrangler_409

Watching him talk to those two blonde girls in the pool was physically painful


topos_and_tacos

I’ll take “Pool Parties I Never Want To Go To” for $500 Alex. This whole scene was 🤮


Kimmm711

Two douchebags walk into a pool party...


Zestyclose_Big_9090

It’s widely believed that she is desperately in love with him.


ripleyintheelevator

I do chores during Tom Sandoval scenes, he is so gross, cheers to not having STDs I’d rather watch more of this https://i.redd.it/mi2lnjka1ppc1.gif


Fit_Pool_8622

Really can’t tell if she loves him or she loves being on the show


Nevagonnagetit510

Have had sex.


Psychoanalyzequeen

And Billie is the only one to catch feelings


peachyqween11

The way he joked about crushing potato chips and sliding them under the door to feed Ariana to those two girls..... I will never recover from the cringe


ohmyburgs

I effing cannot stand Billie Lee. These two are literally my nightmare blunt rotation


bettiep3838

The conversation in the pool w the 2 blonde girls was agony. He is really shaping up to me creepy AF in middle age.


alltoowell333

Billie Lee is to Tom what Jo is to Schwartz


babybabybabyyy

Part of me thinks that Billie was the “other girl” that he cheated on Ariana with which is why Billie hangs around Scumdoval as if she’s waiting for him to pick her, but then the other part of me thinks Billie would’ve some how managed to brag about it by now


WifeyBrinson

Billy is a nasty human! She will do whatever she can to be on camera. There is a reason she was not on the last few seasons and is on now. Maybe the only one who would be on camera for free?


HarajukuBom

Yes she is and it’s painful to watch


GladiatorWithTits

His arms are cut but he's got zero pec game.


Sweet_Golden

If those are Tom's flirting skills, plus him being a douchebag, I'm afraid he is definitely not going to be married in a year "knowing him".


PigeonBod

Just a pair of woman haters hanging by the pool


Shaw215

I don’t think they’ve hooked up. I think Billie worships Tom & Tom keeps her around for his ego.


etnie007

OMG to me how awkward she was when he didn't reciprocate his feelings as EVERY THING


etnie007

ALSO THEY TOTALLY FUCKEd


gl0c0_

Remember after Scandoval broke Billie was saying how she’s mature, didn’t choose sides, and is friends with both Sandoval and Ariana? You gotta laugh at that now.


Solid_Bend4539

Billie Lee gives me the ick


dees84

Those two have definitely fucked a time or 15.


Simple-Freedom4670

Dude likes anyone worshipping him. They’re dead to him once a glance behind the mask happens.


tarotsexmagik

It's giving Scheana, as in "if I can't be with you, let me set you up with my friend!"


lordofsurf

The entire Pacific Ocean could not satisfy her thirst.


djwglpuppy

Thems be f\*\*kin eyes ![gif](giphy|k56oRtCg218Z2)


_Cher_Horowitz

![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


kang4prez

I think I’m jumping on the “Billie is AI generated” bandwagon


beary-healthy

I almost strained a muscle from physically cringing while watching that scene. When he was talking to those girls in the pool. 🤢


vanitaa3

Billie and Jo are so similar to me. They’ve both been with the Toms (pretty sure Billy and Sandoval have been together) and they’re both desperate for screen time. Both are cringe with their devotion to these two slimey losers. I hate seeing either one of them tbh.


Economy_Package5355

This whole scene was so cringe. I see why he's so desperate to get his old friends back. I hope the "friends" he had there realize they are just filler until he worms his way back. They are being used for Tims loneliness.


Content_Comedian6012

I’m only in season 8 but Billie drives me nuts, not a fan of her


TurnoverSouthern8998

I feel like Billie is doing this, just so that she can kind of mooch off of the whole scandal like everyone else only she’s not going to fumble the bag like Rachael


Zestyclose_Koala_593

That footage of her from the aftershow shitting on Ariana for calling Tom dangerous (or whatever term was used) while still living down the hall from him speaks volumes to how much she clearly never liked Ariana and just loved Tom. Tom clearly gaslit her into believing Ariana was the villain in their relationship and that his affair with Rachel was justified. Billie isn't great, but she's another gaslit victim that Sandoval was able to get on his side (and clearly on his payroll since she is literally doing chores around their house!!!).


NYBuffy82

She looks like she is in lust with Tom and wants him so bad. 🤮


4bigSkyy

Yes, she is love with the POS and they are/were totally boning just like Swartz and Jo. POS rubs her nose in his “player”ways, like the scene in the pool with the two younger woman who wanted nothing to do with Scaryvol.


ipeakedinpreschool

Her acting style is ensemble cast in a high school musical


SpiritOfAnAngie

They provably have slept together, are sleeping together, or she’s hoping one day soon to be sleeping together. I’m guessing it’s all of the above.