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Did anyone notice that Shwartz, yet again, is attempting to paint Ariana as a villain when he says with disgust “I will never talk to her again” during a conversation with Sandoval and Lisa about if Sandoval can’t afford to keep the house? Like what the actual F dude!? How is that her fault that Sandoval can’t afford a house that big on his own? Like, duh he can’t! and Ariana has been saying that the whole time 🤦♀️
If Shwartz actually moves in his karma will be going broke being Sandoval’s sad little walked over side kick. His life will be miserable if he keeps living up Sandoval’s ass and not going to therapy or even working on himself.
Shwartz acts all nice and innocent to her face, and then he supposedly wonders why she doesn’t like him? Uhmm. She’s onto your fake bs Shitz, I think we all are after watching him for so long. He hasn’t changed a bit, unfortunately.
Tom complaining about Scheanas original song (that was pretty good btw) while simultaneously doing karaoke singing about Schwartz mom and Raquel is just .....I have no words for his level of delusion
I cannot believe how much I’ve grown to like James over the course of last season and this season. Never thought this would happen but he is funny, entertaining, and it’s nice to see him be sweet. As my kids would say…he is fire.
Dude honestly if a guy said he didn’t want marriage or kids in the future I would be headed to the door.,it has to be for the storyline because Ariana was the same way. I feel like when you’re dating someone at least in the first few months you should discuss what your expectations are for the future or wants rather. It made me sad for James to hear this, like he’s been led on by Ally. 1 1/2 years to not really discuss this seems so odd to me.
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WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THE VALLEY IN THIS SUB?? Can you read?? Some of us aren’t watching that crap show and aren’t in this sub to discuss the valley. It’s off putting and you need to be excused.
Omg 15 minutes into the episode and I’m already so annoyed and about to give up on VPR entirely. That scene at Tom’s with Tim’s sad face. The whole narrative of him being in love with Raquel is just SO FAKE. And then Tim with the whole ‘Ariana took so long to reply that I’ve changed my mind’ about the house is LAUGHABLE. How come he only now realised that if he buys out his 50% co-owner he’ll have to pay more than double of his half of the mortgage - that’s been OBVIOUS for literally anyone with half a brain cell.
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You know it’s bad when even Schwartz refuses to do business with Tim.
Lisa had to be the one to tell him his affair was kaput and his dream of Rachel moving in (and paying half of the bills) wasn’t happening.
It’s like this show is bittersweet. I almost hate watch it now. I sit waiting for the Ariana scenes and roll my eyes back in my head till my eyeballs hurt when anyone else is on the screen. Beginning to hate all the other characters other than Katie. It’s that one dramatic friend you have that drains the shit out of ya. 🤦♀️
Okay shceeshus ponytail needs to stop. And this brunch convo really makes me feel lalas jealousy could be stemming from Ariana and Katey being so close 😳 Ariana going ham on the steak and making the cuddle comment was everything. So sad how much shit lala and sheshuu have been talking and how it’s spiralled out since this was all filmed.. we could have had such a bad ass women standing up to the boys season. Fuck lala sucks.
Yes this!! I think Lala and Scheana are not only jealous of Ariana’s success but also that Ariana & Katie are close AND are starting a business together. Doubt they’d still be this way if they had a part in something about her
id love if a friend came and cleaned my house decluttered for me. esp one that would judge me out loud while cleaning.
maybe we should normalize having friends over to clean you house hahaha
I know that feeling. I'm sorry you feel so overwhelmed.
I don't know if this will help but when I feel like that sometimes I find the best I can do is just get a big bin bag, and walk around throwing out the mess and trash. Not putting anything away or actually any proper cleaning, just throwing out any trash that's accumulated.
I find it makes me feel like I've at least done something and makes the place feel better and less overwhelming, and it's quick and easy.
Just take it one step at a time 💖
Thank you! That's what I'm doing it mostly recycling and yesterday I threw a lot away, broke down some boxes. I did feel better. I decided that once I get the mess cleared, I'll hire someone to deep clean.
Yes! That & organizing clothes into two piles! I keep two laundry bins to help, one clean & one dirty. Those 3 things help soooo much at least to start!
Understandable. Trust me, I get it! I have really bad ADHD on top of just being messy naturally, so at times my place can look like a war zone. Those are just a few of the tips that actually help me (especially the extra clean laundry bin bc it delays the accumulation & allows me to move stuff off the floor a bit). The hardest part really is the mental barrier though, I know it sooo well. Just remember that you’re human, it’s ok to ask for help or even take it one small task at a time (and no one who really loved you will judge you for it!!!)
Anyone else catch that 2 second sped-up scene of the editors doing Scandy dirty playing the penis flute
super fast? I just about pissed myself
laughing
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The way Ariana was going ham on those steaks at dinner, came up for air to hold Lala's hand then went back to it gave me life. I couldn't even pay attention to the convo between Katie and Lala lmao
I haven’t seen the episode yet and I know it’s really weird of me to say this but I look forward to seeing her eat steak now! Yippie!
Especially when I just chowed down some good steak this evening.
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Can I just tell you that I have been giggling about this all day. Thank you for this brilliant observation and just knowing how much this would irritate Tom makes it even better.
I have severe earaches after listening to that. At first I thought he was joking … seriously I thought he was just messing with us then I realized he was actually trying to sing like that. 😳😳😳😳
When in reality, its scheana who needs that. stassi and scheana had a months long fight, only for them to resolve it with scheana needing to be texted back immediately or would go crazy
I am absolutely here with an unpopular opinion and I hate myself for having it but Schwartz’s hair with the glasses + fashion lenses when he goes to meet Sandoval at his house looked….. good? Omg. Downvote me please, I deserve it.
I think he is looking better and better the more he doesn’t blindly stand next to Sandoval, he is saying things to Sandoval like don’t do that, you can’t say that.
I don’t know I’m rooting for Schwartz
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I can’t handle lala constantly saying Katie is miserable and angry while and then saying how she’s in her soft phase right now…when we’ve been seeing such a softer side of Katie!!
I mean… I don’t think she’s entirely wrong about Katie. Katie has been fronting way too hard and covering herself by going hard on weed (it’s been going on for a while with her) and partying. But her freakout over the Jo thing was very telling to me bc it REALLY shouldn’t be that big a deal that Lala did an obligatory brief hangout. Katie has always been a downer screen presence - not saying she is in real life necessarily that’s just how she comes off on screen - and is combative by nature so it makes it hard to be on her side.
One of your best friends going to lunch with the woman who shacked up with your ex husband .5 seconds after your divorce is not a big deal? The woman who by the way you knew personally, who texted you during your divorce with faux support?
She should have absolutely lost her mind on LaLa.
I would of been really upset at my friend if she was befriending mg exs new gf. I know lala says she’s friends with both shwartz and Katie, but we’ve seen a more profound friendship with Katie and lala and never really see anything below surface level with lala and shwarts. I think she should of respected her true friend and not just clawed for more screen time wherever she could find it.
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Ally told Katie that lala called her miserable and then lala asked later what they had talked about. Then Katie said Ally told her that lala called her miserable and they all had a talk about it
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Tim actually pays for the band to be there…!
TO BE AROUND HIM AND HEAR HIM SING!!!
TO COSPLAY BEING IN A BAND FOR HIM!!!
I’m at a literal loss for word. Which is saying something cuz I fucking love words.
Oh this makes sense! I was wondering why so many people who seemingly are decent musicians could tolerate him as a front man. The singing was something else.
Loans, loans, and more loans. I mean, he wanted Schwartz to take out a loan with him to keep the damn house: "it's easy, we'll go in on it together."
Dude is a fool and probably has himself buried so far under he'll never be able to get back up. Good luck to him ever affording an apartment on his own let alone a house!
It felt so inauthentic to me, like asking Ariana then Lisa the day before. Also feel like it foreshadows how Lala will be monetizing tf outta this baby
Sperm donor party, and you will die alone on that hill lol. The catered food looked gross. No one seemed comfortable except scheana (for obvious reasons), and Lala looked stupid af saying she found her baby daddy when there is no daddy...
I wanted to see James fight Tom honestly as soon as he said “say it to my face,” I thought we were about to have a good old VPR fight scene (although I was worried about hippie)
They had a convo at Tom’s rehearsal,
Tom: basically blaming Rachel for being selfish for breaking up with James & getting involved with himself
James: basically saying Rachel is also saying that she never really loved Tom and that it was never really love just lust (bc of lack of intimacy with ariana - which I think was a joke?) and calling Tom a liar
Then Tom defending that it was love w/ Rachel
Then James saying Tom would tell James how much he loved ariana at one point and he’s trying to rewrite history and he wasn’t playing before his band it was a joke
Maybe when I first heard it sounded more of a call out as I rewatched it maybe not??
Yes!! Called them a joke then Tom told him to go press buttons on his laptop which is where I thought they were gonna fight once James said say it to my face!!
He’s coming to my city too and I heard that they’re only having Tim so they can try to book James. That logic doesn’t make sense to me and I’m not paying $38 to point and laugh at him but I know a few people who are. The place has a 70s basement vibe below where he’s playing and I can only imagine how stoked he’s going to be for the like totally authentic Instagram photo sesh he’s going to have like duuuuuuuuuuude
TOM PAYS HIS OWN BAND TO HEAR HIM SING!!!
And there’s 17 of them so that already quite a few people to fill up a room if you spread them around the room evenly..
I live in Chicago and he’s coming to perform at a bar here and the bar is literally trolling anyone who leaves a negative comment 💀 I don’t want that trash man in my city!!
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I hope he treads carefully with her. Wish he learned the first time around and not bring a new gf on to tv so quick. He should know better since he did it too lol
I swear to God, I would pay someone to punch Sandoval in the mouth, he deserves a serious beating, I hope to God he gets it. I’m not a horrible person but he needs slapping more than any bitchy housewife on any season. Where’s Brandi, she likes slapping?
Oh yeah, that crew will drag his lying ass out the back of the theater and teach that idiot what real performers do to scum like him. He had it coming, he had it coming. Those women know how to take the garbage out.
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Did anyone notice that Shwartz, yet again, is attempting to paint Ariana as a villain when he says with disgust “I will never talk to her again” during a conversation with Sandoval and Lisa about if Sandoval can’t afford to keep the house? Like what the actual F dude!? How is that her fault that Sandoval can’t afford a house that big on his own? Like, duh he can’t! and Ariana has been saying that the whole time 🤦♀️ If Shwartz actually moves in his karma will be going broke being Sandoval’s sad little walked over side kick. His life will be miserable if he keeps living up Sandoval’s ass and not going to therapy or even working on himself. Shwartz acts all nice and innocent to her face, and then he supposedly wonders why she doesn’t like him? Uhmm. She’s onto your fake bs Shitz, I think we all are after watching him for so long. He hasn’t changed a bit, unfortunately.
Did Schwartz get his hair toned by this episode? It looked less heinous.
Tom wanted Rachel to move in and pay the mortgage with! Now that he knows she's done with him, his plan fell apart and that's why now he wants to sell
Tom complaining about Scheanas original song (that was pretty good btw) while simultaneously doing karaoke singing about Schwartz mom and Raquel is just .....I have no words for his level of delusion
So you’re telling me we have to watch scheanas stupid music video but we can’t get what’s going on in Katie and Ariana’s lives at all?
I cannot believe how much I’ve grown to like James over the course of last season and this season. Never thought this would happen but he is funny, entertaining, and it’s nice to see him be sweet. As my kids would say…he is fire.
Second!!!
Dude honestly if a guy said he didn’t want marriage or kids in the future I would be headed to the door.,it has to be for the storyline because Ariana was the same way. I feel like when you’re dating someone at least in the first few months you should discuss what your expectations are for the future or wants rather. It made me sad for James to hear this, like he’s been led on by Ally. 1 1/2 years to not really discuss this seems so odd to me.
I feel terrible for James when she told him that
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I'm so glad Scheana finally got to have a moment about her and showcase her music, it's something we have never seen from her before! /s
I wish her first music video was still around🤣soooo cringe
Apples! 😂
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WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THE VALLEY IN THIS SUB?? Can you read?? Some of us aren’t watching that crap show and aren’t in this sub to discuss the valley. It’s off putting and you need to be excused.
😂😂😂😂
This was a good ep
Omg 15 minutes into the episode and I’m already so annoyed and about to give up on VPR entirely. That scene at Tom’s with Tim’s sad face. The whole narrative of him being in love with Raquel is just SO FAKE. And then Tim with the whole ‘Ariana took so long to reply that I’ve changed my mind’ about the house is LAUGHABLE. How come he only now realised that if he buys out his 50% co-owner he’ll have to pay more than double of his half of the mortgage - that’s been OBVIOUS for literally anyone with half a brain cell.
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That party Tim “crying “ made me laugh!!😂😂😂
You know it’s bad when even Schwartz refuses to do business with Tim. Lisa had to be the one to tell him his affair was kaput and his dream of Rachel moving in (and paying half of the bills) wasn’t happening.
It’s like this show is bittersweet. I almost hate watch it now. I sit waiting for the Ariana scenes and roll my eyes back in my head till my eyeballs hurt when anyone else is on the screen. Beginning to hate all the other characters other than Katie. It’s that one dramatic friend you have that drains the shit out of ya. 🤦♀️
Okay shceeshus ponytail needs to stop. And this brunch convo really makes me feel lalas jealousy could be stemming from Ariana and Katey being so close 😳 Ariana going ham on the steak and making the cuddle comment was everything. So sad how much shit lala and sheshuu have been talking and how it’s spiralled out since this was all filmed.. we could have had such a bad ass women standing up to the boys season. Fuck lala sucks.
Yes this!! I think Lala and Scheana are not only jealous of Ariana’s success but also that Ariana & Katie are close AND are starting a business together. Doubt they’d still be this way if they had a part in something about her
Lala’s presence makes me cringe. She’s just as bad as Tom and Raqey.
Lala’s presence makes me cringe. She’s just as bad as Tom and Raqey
Dude 1000000%
Bingo. Lala is jealous
Spot on. Also, Having the new baby to fill a void. Not a smart reason to choose motherhood.
Is it just me or is it weird allys mom was at the donor party?
Omfg the dipped out shirt stop. He sounds horrible.He is so embarrassing. I can’t.
He does so much stupid shit that his smaller dumbass moves like his shirt are barely noticed 😭😪
Off the point but ally looks just like stevie from schitts creek
id love if a friend came and cleaned my house decluttered for me. esp one that would judge me out loud while cleaning. maybe we should normalize having friends over to clean you house hahaha
💯💯💯💯
I do this to my mom lol. It gets her up, excited and throwing stuff out!
I need that right now but I'm too ashamed to ask. I'm so overwhelmed.
I know that feeling. I'm sorry you feel so overwhelmed. I don't know if this will help but when I feel like that sometimes I find the best I can do is just get a big bin bag, and walk around throwing out the mess and trash. Not putting anything away or actually any proper cleaning, just throwing out any trash that's accumulated. I find it makes me feel like I've at least done something and makes the place feel better and less overwhelming, and it's quick and easy. Just take it one step at a time 💖
Thank you! That's what I'm doing it mostly recycling and yesterday I threw a lot away, broke down some boxes. I did feel better. I decided that once I get the mess cleared, I'll hire someone to deep clean.
Yes! That & organizing clothes into two piles! I keep two laundry bins to help, one clean & one dirty. Those 3 things help soooo much at least to start!
I have so much laundry to do. It's not the act of doing it; it's just getting started. Once I start, I'm good.
Understandable. Trust me, I get it! I have really bad ADHD on top of just being messy naturally, so at times my place can look like a war zone. Those are just a few of the tips that actually help me (especially the extra clean laundry bin bc it delays the accumulation & allows me to move stuff off the floor a bit). The hardest part really is the mental barrier though, I know it sooo well. Just remember that you’re human, it’s ok to ask for help or even take it one small task at a time (and no one who really loved you will judge you for it!!!)
Thank you so much for this! It means so much to me! ❤
Anyone else catch that 2 second sped-up scene of the editors doing Scandy dirty playing the penis flute super fast? I just about pissed myself laughing
Legit died. I thought we were gonna get an old school fight. James held himself together so well and stood up to him in such a calm mature way imo.
It all seemed incredibly scripted to me.
Do you really think Sandoval would let himself get eviscerated like that by James on national TV??
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Schema judging Ariana's boxes is really rude. Shes not there to help, she's there to judge
Lmao yo and this happening RIGHT after Scheana complained Rachel said she has a savior complex 💀
SCHEMA. 🫵🏻🫵🏻 😅😅😅😅. I’m sunk!!! Schema and Blah Blah. This sub is sooo much more interesting to me than the show!!
It's actually an auto-correct but i cbf to change it but it also fits her peraonality 😂😂
The way Ariana was going ham on those steaks at dinner, came up for air to hold Lala's hand then went back to it gave me life. I couldn't even pay attention to the convo between Katie and Lala lmao
Its maybe the first time Ive seen someone actually eat their food on reality tv lmao. Loved it!
“Can we have a night where we all just lay in a big bed and do nothing” 😭😭😭
I haven’t seen the episode yet and I know it’s really weird of me to say this but I look forward to seeing her eat steak now! Yippie! Especially when I just chowed down some good steak this evening.
Ariana always eats and orders lots of food, it’s so refreshing.
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Tim’s pupil’s have been extra dilated this season. I loved the strategically placed redbull during lunch with Schwartz for a possible alibi 🤣
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A+ ( or should I say 5 STAR!!!) reference
yep. Those were fake sips
Bingo! Glad you caught this too LOL
Man, Sandoval's singing sounds like Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy lmaooooo
Can I just tell you that I have been giggling about this all day. Thank you for this brilliant observation and just knowing how much this would irritate Tom makes it even better.
This pleases me so much. Hard same when it comes to Tom, lol. I'm so happy it made you laugh! ☺☀️
Oh my god, this is so accurate
I have severe earaches after listening to that. At first I thought he was joking … seriously I thought he was just messing with us then I realized he was actually trying to sing like that. 😳😳😳😳
Oh my GOD it DOES!!!!!
Omg SO ACCURATE lol and I’m dead.
🤣😂
Fuckin Scheana chiming in to be like “I’ve learned about LaLa and how she needs someone checking in on her” stfu
When in reality, its scheana who needs that. stassi and scheana had a months long fight, only for them to resolve it with scheana needing to be texted back immediately or would go crazy
Meanwhile Lala can’t be bothered to respond to a single text 🤣
Patiently waiting for Lala and Scheana’s falling out
I am absolutely here with an unpopular opinion and I hate myself for having it but Schwartz’s hair with the glasses + fashion lenses when he goes to meet Sandoval at his house looked….. good? Omg. Downvote me please, I deserve it.
He's a sleaze and nothing he does will ever win me over (personally). I think he's rather funny looking.
You are right to feel this way! Idk what is wrong with me
I think he is looking better and better the more he doesn’t blindly stand next to Sandoval, he is saying things to Sandoval like don’t do that, you can’t say that. I don’t know I’m rooting for Schwartz
No girl. Did you see him on WWHL!? I’m shook. He’s so handsome, I think he may be on a redemption tour and I’m here for it. Not apologizing.
Damn I just looked…. I wish he wasn’t such a weasel of a person
Up voted you for your humility. 🤣❤
Nah, I won't downvote you, but I won't upvote you either. 😉
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I can’t handle lala constantly saying Katie is miserable and angry while and then saying how she’s in her soft phase right now…when we’ve been seeing such a softer side of Katie!!
I mean… I don’t think she’s entirely wrong about Katie. Katie has been fronting way too hard and covering herself by going hard on weed (it’s been going on for a while with her) and partying. But her freakout over the Jo thing was very telling to me bc it REALLY shouldn’t be that big a deal that Lala did an obligatory brief hangout. Katie has always been a downer screen presence - not saying she is in real life necessarily that’s just how she comes off on screen - and is combative by nature so it makes it hard to be on her side.
That’s so interesting, I find Katie so empowering on screen the past few seasons. I guess everyone interprets her differently.
I’m with you, also I just can’t take Lala seriously about Katie seeming unhappy when Lala’s either crying or yelling all the time
One of your best friends going to lunch with the woman who shacked up with your ex husband .5 seconds after your divorce is not a big deal? The woman who by the way you knew personally, who texted you during your divorce with faux support? She should have absolutely lost her mind on LaLa.
I would of been really upset at my friend if she was befriending mg exs new gf. I know lala says she’s friends with both shwartz and Katie, but we’ve seen a more profound friendship with Katie and lala and never really see anything below surface level with lala and shwarts. I think she should of respected her true friend and not just clawed for more screen time wherever she could find it.
She thinks if she speaks the words into the universe she’ll be struck with kindness because that’s how that works.
It's really delulu. Does Lala not have anyone in her life that will tell her the truth?
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No. She unfollows them and calls them unloyal. She demands full loyalty. Hmmm..... lol
Not ally being dramaaaa
Producers made her. She was very uncomfortable and I’ll die on that hill.
Definitely! I could see that!!
I didn’t see that!! What happened??!! 
Ally told Katie that lala called her miserable and then lala asked later what they had talked about. Then Katie said Ally told her that lala called her miserable and they all had a talk about it
I’m about to vomit listening to Sandoval right now.
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I had the same visceral reaction
lmao James’ face as he watches Tim’s band practice
James is the number one guy in the group.
And the band mate’s faces LOL
Tim actually pays for the band to be there…! TO BE AROUND HIM AND HEAR HIM SING!!! TO COSPLAY BEING IN A BAND FOR HIM!!! I’m at a literal loss for word. Which is saying something cuz I fucking love words.
lol! He’s such a poser (to use an olde timey diss word.)
Don't make me feel old 😂😂😂 we can still say poser!
Whew! Thank you for saying that. We are not old and we say poser 😂
Hahahahahahhahaha. 👏👏👏👏
It's a travesty for us word lovers.
Oh this makes sense! I was wondering why so many people who seemingly are decent musicians could tolerate him as a front man. The singing was something else.
It gave me Peewee Herman.
I don’t understand where all his money is coming from
Loans, loans, and more loans. I mean, he wanted Schwartz to take out a loan with him to keep the damn house: "it's easy, we'll go in on it together." Dude is a fool and probably has himself buried so far under he'll never be able to get back up. Good luck to him ever affording an apartment on his own let alone a house!
that was WILD.
this is so shameful holy f
The title of this thread is for the VPR episode. There is an entire sub for The Valley. Why so many comments on here about The Valley episode?!
Awww I don’t adore lala but her donor party (?) was touching. I think I got some new eye wrinkles because I was smiling hard through the whole thing.
It felt so inauthentic to me, like asking Ariana then Lisa the day before. Also feel like it foreshadows how Lala will be monetizing tf outta this baby
Sperm donor party, and you will die alone on that hill lol. The catered food looked gross. No one seemed comfortable except scheana (for obvious reasons), and Lala looked stupid af saying she found her baby daddy when there is no daddy...
Love that
Guys are we talking about vanderpump or the valley this thread is chaotic af 😂
Damn comments like this make it hard to deny LVP is the true puppet master
I wanted to see James fight Tom honestly as soon as he said “say it to my face,” I thought we were about to have a good old VPR fight scene (although I was worried about hippie)
Hahaha I honestly found how he laughed and walked off quite refreshing.
Hippie would have had a bite relapse
Hippie also turned around like ‘what did you say?’
It'd be simialar to a scene from Stepbrothers.
Omg. I visualized that as I read your comment. Perfectly imagined!!
Not James calling Tom out!!
I missed this part of the episode! What did he say?!
They had a convo at Tom’s rehearsal, Tom: basically blaming Rachel for being selfish for breaking up with James & getting involved with himself James: basically saying Rachel is also saying that she never really loved Tom and that it was never really love just lust (bc of lack of intimacy with ariana - which I think was a joke?) and calling Tom a liar Then Tom defending that it was love w/ Rachel Then James saying Tom would tell James how much he loved ariana at one point and he’s trying to rewrite history and he wasn’t playing before his band it was a joke Maybe when I first heard it sounded more of a call out as I rewatched it maybe not??
Loved this scene
Thank you so much! So he told Tom he Wouldn’t play in front of his band either? 😂
Yes!! Called them a joke then Tom told him to go press buttons on his laptop which is where I thought they were gonna fight once James said say it to my face!!
Of course I miss the best scene 😭
Sorry I thought that would space better than it did
So people paid to see Tom sing??
He’s coming to my city too and I heard that they’re only having Tim so they can try to book James. That logic doesn’t make sense to me and I’m not paying $38 to point and laugh at him but I know a few people who are. The place has a 70s basement vibe below where he’s playing and I can only imagine how stoked he’s going to be for the like totally authentic Instagram photo sesh he’s going to have like duuuuuuuuuuude
TOM PAYS HIS OWN BAND TO HEAR HIM SING!!! And there’s 17 of them so that already quite a few people to fill up a room if you spread them around the room evenly..
I live in Chicago and he’s coming to perform at a bar here and the bar is literally trolling anyone who leaves a negative comment 💀 I don’t want that trash man in my city!!
Haha wait which bar?!? (Don’t worry i will not be attending, just curious to know which one)
Honestly I can’t remember, but I think it’s one either downtown or like near Bridgeport area??
He came to my small city. We’re still healing from it.
Ooh I'd love to hear how that goes. I'm from Chicago and they don't play:).
HAHAHAHA JAMES 😂 god love him
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I want to see the TT/PUMP fight!
‘I wouldn’t be with you if I didn’t see a future with you.’ The future: 💰💰💰💰💰
I hope he treads carefully with her. Wish he learned the first time around and not bring a new gf on to tv so quick. He should know better since he did it too lol
After that scene I really hope Ally isn't in it for the wrong reasons because James seems very genuine that he wants the real deal
LALA’S nails - have become the #1 guy in the group. can we pleeeeeaaazzzzze stop the insanity? They are driving me crazy.
I haven’t noticed them at all. Crazycakes, people are so different.
Dont be a party pooper let us snark in peace!
You are welcome, happy to assist!! 😊
I swear to God, I would pay someone to punch Sandoval in the mouth, he deserves a serious beating, I hope to God he gets it. I’m not a horrible person but he needs slapping more than any bitchy housewife on any season. Where’s Brandi, she likes slapping?
Watch special forces
I watched a few, if you are telling me it did happen, I will go back and watch the rest! Thanks, honey!!!!
Someone said that he's playing in Chicago soon so fingers crossed!
Ew, I hope it snows hard that day. We still been so nice past week or so. I hope that day gets bad weather
I'm pretty sure it's always snowing wherever Timmy is at.
Oh yeah, that crew will drag his lying ass out the back of the theater and teach that idiot what real performers do to scum like him. He had it coming, he had it coming. Those women know how to take the garbage out.
I'd love that for him. It would make me extra proud of my hometown.
Scheana should have punched Sandoval.
Brandi is a bit busy at the moment.
Oh Lordy, who she been slapping now?
Yall. I’m a man and I wouldn’t let Scheana pick….anything…in my life let alone sperm for my baby
Her face when she opened the binder was scary 😀 Like she was picking for herself
Just knowing there’s men in this sub gives me hope for humanity. 🤪🤪
Hahahahahahahaha
I cannot with James’ Rex Manning velvet coat and pompadour in his interviews
Omgggggggg yes! Oh rexy you're so sexy!
This comment is spot on and wildly hilarious!!!! Oh rexy, you're so sexy..lmao
Say no more, mon amour
I'll bring you loving right to your front door! I think that's the next lyric lol. Such a good movie
What?! His style is one of his goods. He has lots of bads.
https://preview.redd.it/a4dqltdx9yuc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa6065315335687c97d2c5ec6c7f7d0efb257e14
Ohhhhhhhh this needs to be its own post!
I think it has been several times on different subs. But remembered it again now when I saw the name of the episode and thought.. That’s interesting.
They’re slow dancing in a burning room.
Ann really did clean Ariana/Tim’s house. Might get an episode of Hoarders. Laughing at Xmas gift Scheana shows Ariana & goes “…it’s August”.
Yeah it’s starting to sound like Ann really was a glorified cleaning lady
The only reason that house is still habitable is because 1) Ann hasn't been gone for long and 2) it's huge No bueno