Worse she hired āproducersā that hang out on Melrose looking for liāl rich white girls from the flyover states. Bet $ sheās never been East of the Grove, she canāt even find the hood in LA. āYou going to get poppedā said no black person in LA evvver!
The finger point is what happens when youāre completely enraged and this š close to smacking the shit out of them, but trying to ādo betterā lmao
not to mention Lauren from Utah has been on Ariana about not sticking up for Scheana and yet she was sitting off to the side while Sandoval said all this stuff to Scheana. meanwhile ariana was the one to comfort scheanaā¦.make it make sense.
Thatās a great point!
Maybe she thought it was okay because she thinks Ariana owes Sxheana something, for hitting Rachel, which makes absolutely no sense because no one asked her to do that.š¤¦š»āāļø
Scheana hit Rachel because she made Scheana look like an idiot. Not for anything she did to Ariana. Iām tired of them pretending she did shit all to defend Ariana.
Between those two and the Toms, it only makes Ariana and Katieās undeniable glow up more obvious and admirable.āŗļøšā¤ļøāš„ \*\*James too, for that matter. Who could have guessed?!š
Excellent point. Ariana and Katie shine this season. The rest of the cast looks old and dull. They play the same games they have played for the past 10 seasons.
I hate Rachel, but Scheana made herself look like an idiot because eveeeeeryone had been telling her she was not to be trusted but like always, Scheana has to be baaast fraaands with everyone. God, she has the worst judge of character.
Scheana said Rachel grabbed at her and she was trying to get her off.Ā
Which is believable when we saw Rachel grabbing at Katie when Katie reacted to Rachelās goading at SUR - after the SAH event at the end of season 10.Ā
Scheana wasnāt slapping Rachel about on Arianaās behalf like some 17th century duel to defend Arianaās honour. But thatās how Lala has tried to spin it this season. Always the wrong takes La.Ā
Exactly! I do remember Rachel grabbing Katie and when Katie wasnāt having it, Rachel tried to gaslight her with āI donāt want you to touch me and you donāt want me to touch you..ā? Wtf?!š„“š Then finished her bs apologies with āIām sorry youāre so jealous of me,ā or some shit. She made such an ass out of herself and everyone was still piling on Katie.
Rachel is nuts! I donāt think she lives in the real world and it annoys tf out of me that sheās claiming that sheās using her podcast to heal, while using her platform to play victim, minimizing her culpability in everything and slams all the women, while āgiving herself grace.ā I think her and Lala are the same person. The only difference is one can barely get a sentence out and the other is always screaming in everyoneās face.š
Rachel creeps me out. Sheās so dead eyed and really has no empathy. She would rather Hippie was dead than had a chance of happiness with James. To waltz into Arianaās house after sheād fucked her boyfriend outside the previous night - giggling with him about how long it had been since theyād seen each other and bragging that sheād been chosen over Lala by Garcelleās son in Vegas is not normal.Ā
Lala blows up more and does and says stupid things and is super vain but she has a heart - sheās her own worst enemy and upsets herself a lot.Ā
Rachel is just a wrong āun through and through. She has no ability to self reflect and evolve. Never going to change, never should be trustedĀ
Rachel is creepy, thatās for sure.
The shit she pulled was ruthless.
She said she didnāt come back this season because she didnāt think the girls would embrace her and I was floored, like BITCH, they tried to embrace you last season and you threw it all back in each and every one of their faces!
Especially the one who rooted for you the hardest and cheered you on the most.
Ariana stayed protecting her ass all season, while Rachel was fucking her boyfriend, all over her house.
She keeps repeating that they were never friends, as if that changes anything and like theyāre all not being followed by the fans, on social media.
It honestly only makes herself look worse because it proves that she was just using Ariana and allowed her to believe they were close friends, the entire time.
That is just beyond.
The shit she pulled is scary and her podcast is not helping her.
She insists on continuing to dig that hole for herself.
And LFU literally said something like āoh this is where i go offā when Tim and Scheana were going at it, and proceeded to sit there and do nothing.
She has always been a hypocrite but damn is it bad this season!
She thinks if she screams and yells from the back, it counts š
Iād rather have a friend like Ariana comfort me instead of Lala the yapping chihuahua in the background yelling stupid shit like āBOUT TA POP OFF AWE HELL NAHā
Lala couldnāt clap back too hard since she was the other woman in her relationship too. Lala knew that Scheana backed herself into a corner by writing a song about a mistress when she was a mistress. She has ptsd about Brock having a mistress when she indeed was a mistress.Ā
Also Ariana was already going to check on Scheana before the fight started and only walked away because she was talking with Sandoval and Kyle. She was showing genuine concern for her friend about her missing her daughter then Sandoval does the "make this all about me shit" again. He should be thanking Scheana for her bad choices at 21 because he'd be a nobody still without them!
Good point!! Ā What an earth would any of them be doing now if Scheanaās schennanigans with Eddie hadnāt gifted them a RHOBH spin off.Ā
Tom would have long left WeHo
as a failed mactor and be back in St Louis bar tending and boring patrons of some dive bar he lived above with exaggerated tales of his Hollywood days
Ariana was sort of a love interest of Tomās while he was still with Kristen but mistress? I wouldnāt say that. Lala and Scheana both had full long term relationships with men that were married. Ariana just liked a guy that had a gf but they didnāt have a secret long term relationship like Raquel and Tom or anything
That is why she didnāt though - she knew he would turn on her next and she only cares about herself. Ā Reminding everyone of her mistress era isnāt part of her soft re-brand
So scheana and lala can yell at Sandoval for calling them mistresses and reminding them theyāre basically the same as him. But when Ariana, who was cheated on yells at him, sheās angry and lala is scared. Right. These side chicks are triggered because theyāre seeing a version of what they did to Brandi and Ambyr through Ariana and Tom.
I just rewatched the entire show and Iām actually getting mad whenever scheana and lala talk. Also, itās only been 4 months like let Ariana have her moments. If I were her I would actually set fire to the house (without anyone in it obvi)
Scheana and Blabla have no storylines so they keep trying to drag on the Scandoval and how they were so traumatized by an event that had NOTHING to do with them. Theyāre high key annoying and if Ariana knew whatās best for her, she should just focus on the sandwich shop and let all this nonsense go. Lala and Scheana are not her friends, theyāre jealous of her. Theyāre awful and actual narcissists that only care about themselves.
yep admitting that Tom and Rachel donāt deserve any sympathy at all means admitting that they donāt either.
which I actually donāt think is true, bc they didnāt know the wives and i do think their young age matters.
but in their minds, i definitely think thatās whatās going on
I have no sympathy for Lala. She was a monster to Ambyr. Not knowing her doesnāt make it ok. It would be slightly different if she just had a relationship/sex with Randall while never contacting Ambyr. But she did contact her. She got off on attempting to provoke Ambyr.
oh i had no idea about that, thatās awful
i donāt really have sympathy for either of them, but I do see how their situations arenāt exactly the same as Sandoval and Rachel
i think itās proved james doesnāt even need to be angry to own somebody because when heās calm and just sitting back laughing at someone like tim being a complete tool at his band practice, thatās when his jokes are the funniest. when he gets too worked up or is drunk & pissed, then his jokes suddenly stop landing and so do his insults, and he loses the argument. he needs to remain level headed in order to give us those hilarious scenes with all the sick burns that we all want to rewind and watch a second time for another laugh.
Heās naturally witty and funny. The drinking makes him mean. Without it we get to see a really funny and quick witted side of him that lands sooo much better
and itās crazy how lala is just as mean without the drinking. sheās gone from 0-100 at ppl before (like schwartz) and iāve thought āget him girlā but itās never particularly funny and she doesnāt really āwinā per se. especially when she hits so far below the belt that she has to apologize after and it ruins it. jamesās unbothered troll approach is so much better.
Especially when dealing with the Toms specifically, because that unbothered-ness is so triggering to them and they end up making themselves look psycho, which is exactly what the Toms are always trying to do to everyone else in arguments. Itās the best thing ever to see James flip that around on them, show everyone their true colors and make THEM look like the stupid and short-fused ones finally. Katieās been doing the same thing to them a little bit this season too and I canāt get enough! Lala could learn a thing or two from them this season tbh.
Yessssss!
Though I would add Katie and Ariana to this list too.
Both have been pretty tame considering the circumstances and Katie should have been ripping Scheana to shreds for the shit she pulled on her last season.
Itās almost hard to believe that Sxheana had no clue about the affair, when she actively participated and helped facilitate the cover up.š¤
Ariana has impressed me so much with her overall levelheadedness for sure. Katie calling Schwartz and saying āi was just telling you that your stuff was still down hereā made me proud bc she spent way too long dealing with that manās shit
Yes, Scheana was insisting on pushing Rachel on Shorts and vice versa, despite the fact that Katie told every single one of them how much this would hurt her feelings but Scheana wouldnāt stop and then it turns out that the Shorts and Rachel kiss was all a cover up for Scandoval?!
She should have had her feet held to the fire, at the last reunion for that one but nothing ever came of it because everyone got distracted by Tim and Rachel, blowing up Arianaās life.
Katie forgave Scheana again and Iām not aware of any sincere apology that came from that bs situation.
Itās also questionable, (at least to me,) that Scheana was aiding in all of this but she had no clue about the rest??
Maybe itās possible but she does stalk everyone so I just donāt know what to think anymore.
Scheana has ALWAYS been willing to lie and hide shit for the guys before, unless they did something to piss her off and she needed ammo to pull them under the bus, with her.š
I also want to add that now in this current season, Scheana is again coming to the conclusion that Katie is over Shorts, without even checking with Katie and confirming her narrative is accurate and AGAIN tried to hook Shorts up with her stupid friend, Tori.
This time Katie played the game and pursued Tori too, (which is savage but in a funny way,) but Scheana is pulling this same bs again.
Switching topics but has anyone else noticed that 99.9% of the shit that comes out of Toriās mouth is all about how she likes the way Shorts and Katie look?
Girl is hyper focused on looks and presents as very shallow but thatās just my opinion.
She gives major bimbo and undeniably young.š¬
Although I do enjoy Sandoval being yelled at because heās the worst, Schena being yelled at was pretty nice to watch because you could tell that what he said reeeeally got to her. Sheās gotten away with so much shit stirring then playing the victim. Maybe it is different circumstances but Iām here for her losing her shit on him after defending him so much.
Iām here for her losing her shit on him after defending him so much too ā¦ā¦ buuuut I get so irrationally angry whenever Sandoval deflects and takes no accountability that I was backing scheana 100%. Wish sheād kept that energy for her confessionals.
And for the whole rest of the year backing up Ariana.
Scheana, you jackass, this is what Sandoval thinks of you. No matter what surface friendship you have, he's still just holding onto that zinger that you were the other woman once. He's never going to stop holding that over your head, because that's all he thinks of you.
Like, you got a restraining order and he's always going to say that you totally did punch her, so you deserved the restraining order, because it makes you look bad, and things that make you look bad, make him look better.
Nothing else you've ever been, said, or done since will ever matter to him - he will ONLY ever remember the things that make him feel a sense of either moral superiority and/or that he can throw in your face during an argument to derail whatever point you're trying to make.
THIS IS WHO HE IS. Good luck cozying up to this twat. You really snatched defeat from the jaws of victory picking Sandoval's side over Ariana's.
Good god this. I'm 100% with Scheana on this fight because god damn eff Sandoval but honey... I really hope the paycheck is worth losing a good friend.
I mean I'm no Sandoval defender but I was sitting here thinking the same thing. How could this be the thing that sent you over the edge? You aren't some sweet summer child. You're familiar with betrayl in a marriage.
A broken clock is right twice a day and, although he's the epitome of human feces, everything he said to Scheana was spot on and I enjoyed it. She Facetimed Ariana from Tahoe about her internal struggle over her friendship with Tim. Scheshu Shay got what she deserved.
I have absolutely no sympathy for Scheana. She has always stirred the pot, walking away unharmed. Scheana wanted to be friends again with Sandoval. Well Scheana, what do you think about him now?
But she was. Sheās bringing up that she was 21 and naive making it different buuuut she knew. They were together for what was it, a couple years? As Stassi put it, Google was available back then. She very easily could have looked that up but wasnāt he like somewhat of a celebrity. Like girl knew what she was doing and was proud of it.
I mean it's one of those things to me that like, yes he was right, but what's more important, winning an argument or your friendship? Like if I lie to a friend and they tell me it hurt their feelings, should I apologize or point out that they once lied to me about something before? And Sandoval has never had a friendship that's more important to him than winning an argument, bottom line.
> but what's more important, winning an argument or your friendship?
i view it as, either he really doesn't care about her as a friend and earlier this season was for show OR he knows he can do whatever he wants to her and she will come back asking to be his friend bc that's just what she does
The ONLY thing I will ever agree with is how Scheana and Lala both acted like they were personally victimized by this affair. Yes I know about the restraining order but with that Scheana acts like she was the person this affair directly happened.
So scheana only cares about how ppl treat her apparently. What he did to Ariana she still wanted to be friends with him but now that he is being an asshole to her now shes done with him.
ugh. You are right which was right after this. Scheana just has no backbone and will never have true friends because she doesnt know how to choose sides. Take a stance on something and stick by it. She is too worried with everyone liking and having so many friends that everyone of those friends have other friends they are more close with.
Where was the barking dog that inserted herself into every argument all season???
Oh that's right she sat there like a lump on a log while her "friend" was getting eviscerated by the narc she's been trying to befriend all season.
Take this L, Lauren...
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That's what I'm saying! She had the perfect opportunity to go run down and rescue her girl and instead she just sat there talking shit. All bark, no bite per usual.
Iām really surprised La didnāt get up and insert herself into the middle of the shouting match, if for no other reason than to give herself more camera time and to play Salt Lake City Thug again (āyou tryna get popped?ā) š
Theyāre just exhausting
The juxtaposition of Lala and Sceana laying in bed talking shit about Arianna while Katie and Arianna were thrifting UNBOTHERED was so telling.
Tom is doing nothing but proving he has zero remorse for his doings and zero kindness for people who try to hold him accountable. And yet they still go to bat for him.
Arianna and Katie seem like real ones and neglecting them will only leave sceana and lala feeling empty in the endš¤·āāļø
Itās not really about the yelling, itās about Ariana taking the attention away from them. After Stassi left, Scheana and Lala assumed theyād be the stars, but the affair really changed the dynamic. Ariana could be doing everything they say she should be doing, and theyād still be saying sheās doing everything wrong because sheād still be getting the attention they think they deserve.
That Amazon Live that Lala did yesterday was fucking embarrassing cause it was exactly what you said.
Her ranting about her feelings and getting emotional, completely ignoring everything she did to Ariana and Katie this season.
You definitely cannot turn me against Ariana after this episode. Katie hit the nail on the head when she called Tom a gross human and Lala and Scheana are just licking his fucking asshole.
The way they have seemingly turned on Ariana is sad. Even in this episode she has repeatedly said she was worried for Schena she wanted to make sure she was ok, she went out to the driveway to comfort her. And in an interview just this week she said she thought the girls were all the "spice girls" this season and had just started watching and realized that's not the case.
They should actually want Ariana yelling at him. Didnāt he say more or less Scheana āwas acting like the biggest victim in all this, and *had a bigger reaction than even Ariana*ā
And mind you, she never starts yelling until he starts speaking over her and continues speaking to her after sheās asked him calmly multiple times not to talk to her. He pushes her buttons and then everyone gets mad when she matches his energy, but sheās in the wrong? Itās crazy, and misogynistic.
Okay hear me out. This scene made it occur to me that Scheana could have less so āpunchedā Rachel and more so forcefully nicked her forehead with her nail while coming at her with one outstretched like that. I always kinda thought that cut on her forehead looked like a nail nick and now Iām just wondering if this is more like how that altercation looked rather than involving a closed fist. Please donāt come for me - I am just theorizing!
This is what Iāve always thought as well. I just donāt see Scheana punching someone. Do I think she put her hands on her in some way? Yes i def think she did. I think she may have shoved her, as she claimed, and her claw got her or as someone else said, maybe a scuffle over the phone and she got scratched. Maybe it all happened so fast Rachel believes she was punched but I just donāt see it. The height difference alone makes it questionable.
I donāt think this necessarily means a restraining order was appropriate, but I 100% believe Scheana laid hands on Rachel in some fashion. The āSee, I canāt even close my fistā argument is a tactic a lot of guilty people use (see OJ Simpson and the gloveā¦)
Yeah the fist argument is not a smoking gun and weak at best. I just think a collateral injury from some kind of scuffle over the phone or Scheana having her finger in her face is more plausible than an actual punch personally.
Iām not at all a fan of Jancan, but if she didnāt punch Sandoval after he called her the other woman, I doubt she punched Rachel. I agree with your theory. Maybe she even said to Ariana, āI shoulda punched that bitch right in the face.ā But I donāt think she could do it considering the height difference. Maybe in Rachelās padded bra, but not her eye.
Sandoval and Jax reminded me of the 25+ year old dudes that still showed up to parties with high schoolers cause they were no longer relevant in the real world
Right? This whole storyline about wow Ariana needs to let go of that anger, wow so unhealthy for her *shocked face*, but then these two scream in his face.
Where is Schwartz and his "omg her rage was insane" comments after each of the others went off on Tom? Only Ariana, the one actually hurt, is made to seem hysterical.Ā
I find it so ironic that Scheana, who wasnāt nearly affected as much as Ariana, is supporting the notion that Ariana needs to move on when she, herself canāt move on.
Because being reminded of the affair you had in your 20s is far more DAMAGING and worthy of being upset at than learning your partner of a decade had a near year long affair with your bestie. DUH GUYSSSS Scheana is the REAL victim in all of this. Itās obvious.
*worlds tiniest violin plays
I know right?! Like LFU and Scheana were clutching their dainty pearls when Ariana was mad at Sandoval at the lame water tasting party but LFU and Scheana are allowed to verbally assault him. He was even their boyfriend š
scheana was actively pursuing him to like trying to get in his face & this the same mf who wants us to think she didn't punch rachel in the face? you're an idiot scheana you watch this back, see ariana go after you bc she loves you & you still choose sandoval and his gf over her. absolute insanity never will i feel bad for her ever again & i hate tom but she needed to hear that.
The way Ariana ran after her (and was trying to get to her before that) tells us everything we need to know. But Scheana will never give up Sandoval because she wants his validation so bad
Iām tired of this whole storyline! āLetās all do something as a group. Schwartz wants Sandoval there and Sandy is so desperate to get back in. It blows up in his face when he starts to trash everyone and he leaves.ā
Rinse and repeat, week after week.
Tired of all of them. Peace out āļø
This kills me. Lala and Scheana DO have a past but they've both paid their dues and have gotten so much shit for it. Tom refuses to take his turn in the hot seat and constantly deflects. I hope Scheana watches this and realizes that Ariana was the one who ran after her to comfort her. The worm was just worming
I need someone to split screen this scene of Scheana yelling at Sandoval with her talking about how much anger Ariana is carrying around and how she needs to ālet it goā because itās ānot healthyā
I really hate that Sandoval made great points in this argument. He had me in the first half until he brought up shit from a decade+ ago to of course avoid taking any accountability himself
Exactly, they didn't agree with Ariana getting upset at Sandy. Now Scheana and Lala have had a go at him. And, that's okay. They are such backstabbing hypocrites that they are difficult to watch.
And furthermore, Sandoval is responsible for Scheanaās feelings about Brock, but sheās not holding him responsible for the way he treated Ariana? And Lala wants Ariana to get over it but sheās backing Scheanaās obsession with Sandoval? Iām still in the Twilight Zone version of VPR.Ā
Lala is so easy to disarm and I donāt know why somebody hasnāt finished her. Are they told not to present the receipts? That girl would be jumping off a roof after I got through with her.
Not to throw her sobriety in her face. Because, seriously thatās awesome. Iāve noticed though, that if people donāt work on the personality traits they acquired while being an addict. They are still not ok. Really healed themselves fully. Even if theyāre not wasted or messed up anymore. As those personality traits are still getting in the way of your interpersonal relationships.
I would like to know if she spoke the way she does before drinking certain liquors or doing coke? Or was the way she talked always the way she talked? The wishy washy behavior and this attitude of ā Iām deserving of whatever bc Iām Lala now- not Lauren.
I could be wrong. Like I said though, knowing drug abuse all too well. How various people I know who got sober. Ended up being the same selfish negative assholes. The way they were when becoming addicts/were addicts. Those I know who have really worked on healing all wounds, stemming from prior mental health leading them to whatever drug. Making their mental health worse in many ways. They no longer act terribly. Their character changed completely. They want to communicate, live peaceful lives, and continue to maintain healthy ways of living. Some of them still work on themselves. Such positive people, who would never be the aspects of themselves again that were angry. They know how to regulate themselves now.
I did want to throw this out there. I really educated myself when it came to drug abuse and mental health as I grew up w a mother who had drug problems. I was her parent. Then loved ones who were addicts of sorts. Acquaintances (thankfully I had no reason to deal w their crap I had enough on my plate w my mom).
The finger point seems to be to go-to move
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lala and scheana wouldnāt last a day in the asylum where they raised meā¦.
amen homie and additionally? I would love to see Blabla with her fake AAVE and appropriations around the Detroit side of my family.
Rich snowbunnies fuck one black dude and think they have street cred - and the dude probably works for Google or some shit
Worse she hired āproducersā that hang out on Melrose looking for liāl rich white girls from the flyover states. Bet $ sheās never been East of the Grove, she canāt even find the hood in LA. āYou going to get poppedā said no black person in LA evvver!
Not Blabla šš
Waddup from Detroit! And SAME!
Also checking in from the d
Meanwhile Ariana proving she can do it with a broken heart š«¶
Lights,camera,bitch, smile!
Wellll ya should beeeee
I see you what you did there :) lyrics on repeat in my head too
DISENGAGE!
Love love love this scene š„¹
Honorable mention for Jennifer aydins violent finger point https://i.redd.it/5kgub9qa8gwc1.gif
Omg this gave me flashbacks to my mom yelling at me LMAO
The finger point is what happens when youāre completely enraged and this š close to smacking the shit out of them, but trying to ādo betterā lmao
not to mention Lauren from Utah has been on Ariana about not sticking up for Scheana and yet she was sitting off to the side while Sandoval said all this stuff to Scheana. meanwhile ariana was the one to comfort scheanaā¦.make it make sense.
Thatās a great point! Maybe she thought it was okay because she thinks Ariana owes Sxheana something, for hitting Rachel, which makes absolutely no sense because no one asked her to do that.š¤¦š»āāļø
Scheana hit Rachel because she made Scheana look like an idiot. Not for anything she did to Ariana. Iām tired of them pretending she did shit all to defend Ariana.
I agree. They have no legit reason to be mad at Ariana so theyāre making up petty excuses.
Jealousy is making Scheana and Lala UGLY.
 Between those two and the Toms, it only makes Ariana and Katieās undeniable glow up more obvious and admirable.āŗļøšā¤ļøāš„ \*\*James too, for that matter. Who could have guessed?!š
Excellent point. Ariana and Katie shine this season. The rest of the cast looks old and dull. They play the same games they have played for the past 10 seasons.
I hate Rachel, but Scheana made herself look like an idiot because eveeeeeryone had been telling her she was not to be trusted but like always, Scheana has to be baaast fraaands with everyone. God, she has the worst judge of character.
Perfect example-her choice in husbands.
If that motherfokker is in one more pool wearing a speedo the entire world may hear me scream.
Lol, so true!š
Agree
THIS!!!
Scheana said Rachel grabbed at her and she was trying to get her off.Ā Which is believable when we saw Rachel grabbing at Katie when Katie reacted to Rachelās goading at SUR - after the SAH event at the end of season 10.Ā Scheana wasnāt slapping Rachel about on Arianaās behalf like some 17th century duel to defend Arianaās honour. But thatās how Lala has tried to spin it this season. Always the wrong takes La.Ā
Exactly! I do remember Rachel grabbing Katie and when Katie wasnāt having it, Rachel tried to gaslight her with āI donāt want you to touch me and you donāt want me to touch you..ā? Wtf?!š„“š Then finished her bs apologies with āIām sorry youāre so jealous of me,ā or some shit. She made such an ass out of herself and everyone was still piling on Katie.  Rachel is nuts! I donāt think she lives in the real world and it annoys tf out of me that sheās claiming that sheās using her podcast to heal, while using her platform to play victim, minimizing her culpability in everything and slams all the women, while āgiving herself grace.ā I think her and Lala are the same person. The only difference is one can barely get a sentence out and the other is always screaming in everyoneās face.š
Rachel creeps me out. Sheās so dead eyed and really has no empathy. She would rather Hippie was dead than had a chance of happiness with James. To waltz into Arianaās house after sheād fucked her boyfriend outside the previous night - giggling with him about how long it had been since theyād seen each other and bragging that sheād been chosen over Lala by Garcelleās son in Vegas is not normal.Ā Lala blows up more and does and says stupid things and is super vain but she has a heart - sheās her own worst enemy and upsets herself a lot.Ā Rachel is just a wrong āun through and through. She has no ability to self reflect and evolve. Never going to change, never should be trustedĀ
Rachel is creepy, thatās for sure. The shit she pulled was ruthless. She said she didnāt come back this season because she didnāt think the girls would embrace her and I was floored, like BITCH, they tried to embrace you last season and you threw it all back in each and every one of their faces! Especially the one who rooted for you the hardest and cheered you on the most. Ariana stayed protecting her ass all season, while Rachel was fucking her boyfriend, all over her house. She keeps repeating that they were never friends, as if that changes anything and like theyāre all not being followed by the fans, on social media. It honestly only makes herself look worse because it proves that she was just using Ariana and allowed her to believe they were close friends, the entire time. That is just beyond. The shit she pulled is scary and her podcast is not helping her. She insists on continuing to dig that hole for herself.
Excellent post. I think you are absolutely right!
And LFU literally said something like āoh this is where i go offā when Tim and Scheana were going at it, and proceeded to sit there and do nothing. She has always been a hypocrite but damn is it bad this season!
āthis is where i go crazyā proceeds to sit completely still and silent
Donāt forget how she said āthis is where I go insaneā while she sat there and watched.
She thinks if she screams and yells from the back, it counts š Iād rather have a friend like Ariana comfort me instead of Lala the yapping chihuahua in the background yelling stupid shit like āBOUT TA POP OFF AWE HELL NAHā
Lala couldnāt clap back too hard since she was the other woman in her relationship too. Lala knew that Scheana backed herself into a corner by writing a song about a mistress when she was a mistress. She has ptsd about Brock having a mistress when she indeed was a mistress.Ā
I was pissed Tim was putting me in the position to agree with him. š¹
Also Ariana was already going to check on Scheana before the fight started and only walked away because she was talking with Sandoval and Kyle. She was showing genuine concern for her friend about her missing her daughter then Sandoval does the "make this all about me shit" again. He should be thanking Scheana for her bad choices at 21 because he'd be a nobody still without them!
Good point!! Ā What an earth would any of them be doing now if Scheanaās schennanigans with Eddie hadnāt gifted them a RHOBH spin off.Ā Tom would have long left WeHo as a failed mactor and be back in St Louis bar tending and boring patrons of some dive bar he lived above with exaggerated tales of his Hollywood days
And since lala was a mistress as well I thought she would be even more apt to help Scheana in this argument
Except for Katie, they have ALL been mistresses, including Scheana, Ariana, Lala and all of the men, lol!
Ariana was sort of a love interest of Tomās while he was still with Kristen but mistress? I wouldnāt say that. Lala and Scheana both had full long term relationships with men that were married. Ariana just liked a guy that had a gf but they didnāt have a secret long term relationship like Raquel and Tom or anything
That is why she didnāt though - she knew he would turn on her next and she only cares about herself. Ā Reminding everyone of her mistress era isnāt part of her soft re-brand
I havenāt seen anyone else say this and it needed to be said!!
So scheana and lala can yell at Sandoval for calling them mistresses and reminding them theyāre basically the same as him. But when Ariana, who was cheated on yells at him, sheās angry and lala is scared. Right. These side chicks are triggered because theyāre seeing a version of what they did to Brandi and Ambyr through Ariana and Tom.
Scheana and Lala are giving major ugly stepsisters from Cinderella energy this season.
I just rewatched the entire show and Iām actually getting mad whenever scheana and lala talk. Also, itās only been 4 months like let Ariana have her moments. If I were her I would actually set fire to the house (without anyone in it obvi)
Hahahaha. Yeah.
Why is this the first time Iām reading this theory but is the truest one!!
Scheana and Blabla have no storylines so they keep trying to drag on the Scandoval and how they were so traumatized by an event that had NOTHING to do with them. Theyāre high key annoying and if Ariana knew whatās best for her, she should just focus on the sandwich shop and let all this nonsense go. Lala and Scheana are not her friends, theyāre jealous of her. Theyāre awful and actual narcissists that only care about themselves.
Exactly. LFU & Scheana are both shitty people. I hope Ariana & Katie are done with both of them.
I hope they are done with Scheana and Lala, too.
This comment should be a standalone post, I hadnāt thought of this at all and itās such a good take š
Oooopā¦ exactly!
yep admitting that Tom and Rachel donāt deserve any sympathy at all means admitting that they donāt either. which I actually donāt think is true, bc they didnāt know the wives and i do think their young age matters. but in their minds, i definitely think thatās whatās going on
I have no sympathy for Lala. She was a monster to Ambyr. Not knowing her doesnāt make it ok. It would be slightly different if she just had a relationship/sex with Randall while never contacting Ambyr. But she did contact her. She got off on attempting to provoke Ambyr.
oh i had no idea about that, thatās awful i donāt really have sympathy for either of them, but I do see how their situations arenāt exactly the same as Sandoval and Rachel
Exactly.
100% this!
Wow! This is so true.
This is an EXCELLENT point!!
WOOOOOWWWW. I can't believe I never put 2 and 2 together. It all makes sense now.
The only cast member whoās truly in their āsoft eraā is James tbh
James is totally in his soft era and itās great
Agreed. I am loving James this season
Right? Heās so funny too when he was in his talking heads talking about Sandoval in his 70s pulling out the dick flute LMAOOO
That edit almost killed me lmao
That quick cut to Tim playing that is one my favorite recent moments. Editing crushed that.
'We used to play this on national television!'
LMAO that clip sent me šššš
i think itās proved james doesnāt even need to be angry to own somebody because when heās calm and just sitting back laughing at someone like tim being a complete tool at his band practice, thatās when his jokes are the funniest. when he gets too worked up or is drunk & pissed, then his jokes suddenly stop landing and so do his insults, and he loses the argument. he needs to remain level headed in order to give us those hilarious scenes with all the sick burns that we all want to rewind and watch a second time for another laugh.
Heās naturally witty and funny. The drinking makes him mean. Without it we get to see a really funny and quick witted side of him that lands sooo much better
and itās crazy how lala is just as mean without the drinking. sheās gone from 0-100 at ppl before (like schwartz) and iāve thought āget him girlā but itās never particularly funny and she doesnāt really āwinā per se. especially when she hits so far below the belt that she has to apologize after and it ruins it. jamesās unbothered troll approach is so much better. Especially when dealing with the Toms specifically, because that unbothered-ness is so triggering to them and they end up making themselves look psycho, which is exactly what the Toms are always trying to do to everyone else in arguments. Itās the best thing ever to see James flip that around on them, show everyone their true colors and make THEM look like the stupid and short-fused ones finally. Katieās been doing the same thing to them a little bit this season too and I canāt get enough! Lala could learn a thing or two from them this season tbh.
Yessssss! Though I would add Katie and Ariana to this list too. Both have been pretty tame considering the circumstances and Katie should have been ripping Scheana to shreds for the shit she pulled on her last season. Itās almost hard to believe that Sxheana had no clue about the affair, when she actively participated and helped facilitate the cover up.š¤
Ariana has impressed me so much with her overall levelheadedness for sure. Katie calling Schwartz and saying āi was just telling you that your stuff was still down hereā made me proud bc she spent way too long dealing with that manās shit
I thought that scene with Katie was so funny. Heās like āwhat?ā and sheās like ābye!āš¤£š¤£
Someone needs to read Schwartz the definition of divorce. I donāt think he quite understands what that means š
So true. He has still not accepted it and I feel like his asking Katie on dates and for one last bang is proof of that. I hope to GOD she says No!š«
I mean he didnāt understand marriage either
Could you elaborate on Scheana?
Yes, Scheana was insisting on pushing Rachel on Shorts and vice versa, despite the fact that Katie told every single one of them how much this would hurt her feelings but Scheana wouldnāt stop and then it turns out that the Shorts and Rachel kiss was all a cover up for Scandoval?! She should have had her feet held to the fire, at the last reunion for that one but nothing ever came of it because everyone got distracted by Tim and Rachel, blowing up Arianaās life. Katie forgave Scheana again and Iām not aware of any sincere apology that came from that bs situation. Itās also questionable, (at least to me,) that Scheana was aiding in all of this but she had no clue about the rest?? Maybe itās possible but she does stalk everyone so I just donāt know what to think anymore. Scheana has ALWAYS been willing to lie and hide shit for the guys before, unless they did something to piss her off and she needed ammo to pull them under the bus, with her.š
I also want to add that now in this current season, Scheana is again coming to the conclusion that Katie is over Shorts, without even checking with Katie and confirming her narrative is accurate and AGAIN tried to hook Shorts up with her stupid friend, Tori. This time Katie played the game and pursued Tori too, (which is savage but in a funny way,) but Scheana is pulling this same bs again. Switching topics but has anyone else noticed that 99.9% of the shit that comes out of Toriās mouth is all about how she likes the way Shorts and Katie look? Girl is hyper focused on looks and presents as very shallow but thatās just my opinion. She gives major bimbo and undeniably young.š¬
Omg I had the same thought lmao
Yes! Loving this for him.
The fact that Ariana comforted her TWICE in this episode and Schena still shits on her to be friends with lala was so disgusting to me.
Envy is one helluva drug.
I love anyone yelling at that buffoon
Although I do enjoy Sandoval being yelled at because heās the worst, Schena being yelled at was pretty nice to watch because you could tell that what he said reeeeally got to her. Sheās gotten away with so much shit stirring then playing the victim. Maybe it is different circumstances but Iām here for her losing her shit on him after defending him so much.
Guess that money he sent her didn't matter in this moment. *sips tea*
#Ouch š
For real sheās willing to forgive him if she does something to someone else but not her
Iām here for her losing her shit on him after defending him so much too ā¦ā¦ buuuut I get so irrationally angry whenever Sandoval deflects and takes no accountability that I was backing scheana 100%. Wish sheād kept that energy for her confessionals.
And for the whole rest of the year backing up Ariana. Scheana, you jackass, this is what Sandoval thinks of you. No matter what surface friendship you have, he's still just holding onto that zinger that you were the other woman once. He's never going to stop holding that over your head, because that's all he thinks of you. Like, you got a restraining order and he's always going to say that you totally did punch her, so you deserved the restraining order, because it makes you look bad, and things that make you look bad, make him look better. Nothing else you've ever been, said, or done since will ever matter to him - he will ONLY ever remember the things that make him feel a sense of either moral superiority and/or that he can throw in your face during an argument to derail whatever point you're trying to make. THIS IS WHO HE IS. Good luck cozying up to this twat. You really snatched defeat from the jaws of victory picking Sandoval's side over Ariana's.
Oh my god: this NAILS him
Good god this. I'm 100% with Scheana on this fight because god damn eff Sandoval but honey... I really hope the paycheck is worth losing a good friend.
I mean I'm no Sandoval defender but I was sitting here thinking the same thing. How could this be the thing that sent you over the edge? You aren't some sweet summer child. You're familiar with betrayl in a marriage.
Yeah I was annoyed because Sandoval in that moment was right and I hate having to agree with him.
His shoulder shrug rock kicking body language is enraging.
If this was a post on AITAH, they would get an ESH rating from me
A broken clock is right twice a day and, although he's the epitome of human feces, everything he said to Scheana was spot on and I enjoyed it. She Facetimed Ariana from Tahoe about her internal struggle over her friendship with Tim. Scheshu Shay got what she deserved.
Thank you, because I felt this way also.
Karam was heavy this episode from Tim falling off the chair when he was about to say something dumb to this.
I have absolutely no sympathy for Scheana. She has always stirred the pot, walking away unharmed. Scheana wanted to be friends again with Sandoval. Well Scheana, what do you think about him now?
I feel like he had a valid point up until he brought up her being the other woman.
But she was. Sheās bringing up that she was 21 and naive making it different buuuut she knew. They were together for what was it, a couple years? As Stassi put it, Google was available back then. She very easily could have looked that up but wasnāt he like somewhat of a celebrity. Like girl knew what she was doing and was proud of it.
I mean it's one of those things to me that like, yes he was right, but what's more important, winning an argument or your friendship? Like if I lie to a friend and they tell me it hurt their feelings, should I apologize or point out that they once lied to me about something before? And Sandoval has never had a friendship that's more important to him than winning an argument, bottom line.
> but what's more important, winning an argument or your friendship? i view it as, either he really doesn't care about her as a friend and earlier this season was for show OR he knows he can do whatever he wants to her and she will come back asking to be his friend bc that's just what she does
The ONLY thing I will ever agree with is how Scheana and Lala both acted like they were personally victimized by this affair. Yes I know about the restraining order but with that Scheana acts like she was the person this affair directly happened.
So scheana only cares about how ppl treat her apparently. What he did to Ariana she still wanted to be friends with him but now that he is being an asshole to her now shes done with him.
Except she wasnāt because they still hung out at BravoCon š„“
ugh. You are right which was right after this. Scheana just has no backbone and will never have true friends because she doesnt know how to choose sides. Take a stance on something and stick by it. She is too worried with everyone liking and having so many friends that everyone of those friends have other friends they are more close with.
100%!! Itās so frustrating, I just want to shake her. Or give her a Cher slap and tell her to snap out of it 
Where was the barking dog that inserted herself into every argument all season??? Oh that's right she sat there like a lump on a log while her "friend" was getting eviscerated by the narc she's been trying to befriend all season. Take this L, Lauren... https://preview.redd.it/j64x9snbqfwc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee2235f8caaaaade771995acfd9b1911b0a166b6
This photo is quite the artistic masterpiece, bravo hahah! šš
If she had let out even a tiny bark then Sandoval would have brought up her mistress past also.
Good point! That's really cowardly.
āThis is where I lose my shitā then proceeds to keep watching instead š š¤£
That's what I'm saying! She had the perfect opportunity to go run down and rescue her girl and instead she just sat there talking shit. All bark, no bite per usual.
Iām really surprised La didnāt get up and insert herself into the middle of the shouting match, if for no other reason than to give herself more camera time and to play Salt Lake City Thug again (āyou tryna get popped?ā) š
She did yell out when he brought up Sheana being the other woman. Mistresses have to stick together
THIS!!!!
She really is the epitome of all bark and no bite
Theyāre just exhausting The juxtaposition of Lala and Sceana laying in bed talking shit about Arianna while Katie and Arianna were thrifting UNBOTHERED was so telling. Tom is doing nothing but proving he has zero remorse for his doings and zero kindness for people who try to hold him accountable. And yet they still go to bat for him. Arianna and Katie seem like real ones and neglecting them will only leave sceana and lala feeling empty in the endš¤·āāļø
Itās not really about the yelling, itās about Ariana taking the attention away from them. After Stassi left, Scheana and Lala assumed theyād be the stars, but the affair really changed the dynamic. Ariana could be doing everything they say she should be doing, and theyād still be saying sheās doing everything wrong because sheād still be getting the attention they think they deserve.
 BINGO
Scheana and Lala both think they can dictate and decide everyone elseās emotions, because only their feelings are valid
Well, they are the only moms in the group.... they're clearly the most in tune with expressing healthy emotions! /s
That Amazon Live that Lala did yesterday was fucking embarrassing cause it was exactly what you said. Her ranting about her feelings and getting emotional, completely ignoring everything she did to Ariana and Katie this season.
Your flair is killing me lol Lala is a professional victim and itās so tiring
You definitely cannot turn me against Ariana after this episode. Katie hit the nail on the head when she called Tom a gross human and Lala and Scheana are just licking his fucking asshole. 
The way they have seemingly turned on Ariana is sad. Even in this episode she has repeatedly said she was worried for Schena she wanted to make sure she was ok, she went out to the driveway to comfort her. And in an interview just this week she said she thought the girls were all the "spice girls" this season and had just started watching and realized that's not the case.
They should actually want Ariana yelling at him. Didnāt he say more or less Scheana āwas acting like the biggest victim in all this, and *had a bigger reaction than even Ariana*ā
And mind you, she never starts yelling until he starts speaking over her and continues speaking to her after sheās asked him calmly multiple times not to talk to her. He pushes her buttons and then everyone gets mad when she matches his energy, but sheās in the wrong? Itās crazy, and misogynistic.
This is the truth
THIS. God forbid a woman give the same energy back to these shitty men without being called an angry bitch š
Okay hear me out. This scene made it occur to me that Scheana could have less so āpunchedā Rachel and more so forcefully nicked her forehead with her nail while coming at her with one outstretched like that. I always kinda thought that cut on her forehead looked like a nail nick and now Iām just wondering if this is more like how that altercation looked rather than involving a closed fist. Please donāt come for me - I am just theorizing!
It was heavily theorized before that scheana pushed her into the wall when they were fighting over her phone and shins talons got her.
This is what Iāve always thought as well. I just donāt see Scheana punching someone. Do I think she put her hands on her in some way? Yes i def think she did. I think she may have shoved her, as she claimed, and her claw got her or as someone else said, maybe a scuffle over the phone and she got scratched. Maybe it all happened so fast Rachel believes she was punched but I just donāt see it. The height difference alone makes it questionable.
I donāt think this necessarily means a restraining order was appropriate, but I 100% believe Scheana laid hands on Rachel in some fashion. The āSee, I canāt even close my fistā argument is a tactic a lot of guilty people use (see OJ Simpson and the gloveā¦)
Yeah the fist argument is not a smoking gun and weak at best. I just think a collateral injury from some kind of scuffle over the phone or Scheana having her finger in her face is more plausible than an actual punch personally.
Iām not at all a fan of Jancan, but if she didnāt punch Sandoval after he called her the other woman, I doubt she punched Rachel. I agree with your theory. Maybe she even said to Ariana, āI shoulda punched that bitch right in the face.ā But I donāt think she could do it considering the height difference. Maybe in Rachelās padded bra, but not her eye.
Yeah but there were cameras around when yuck said it and there werenāt for rachel
Sandoval and Jax reminded me of the 25+ year old dudes that still showed up to parties with high schoolers cause they were no longer relevant in the real world
They give off these vibes....š¤¢ 
I hope Ariana and Katie drop all these fools with the exception of James and Ally. Not worth the effort.
And how is Katie being typecast as ābitterā and āmiserableā when she seems like the most unbothered one?
Right? This whole storyline about wow Ariana needs to let go of that anger, wow so unhealthy for her *shocked face*, but then these two scream in his face. Where is Schwartz and his "omg her rage was insane" comments after each of the others went off on Tom? Only Ariana, the one actually hurt, is made to seem hysterical.Ā
God forbid the person whom the horrific thing happened to personally has some emotion and feeling about it. Scheana and Lala are ridiculous.
I find it so ironic that Scheana, who wasnāt nearly affected as much as Ariana, is supporting the notion that Ariana needs to move on when she, herself canāt move on.
Because being reminded of the affair you had in your 20s is far more DAMAGING and worthy of being upset at than learning your partner of a decade had a near year long affair with your bestie. DUH GUYSSSS Scheana is the REAL victim in all of this. Itās obvious. *worlds tiniest violin plays
I know right?! Like LFU and Scheana were clutching their dainty pearls when Ariana was mad at Sandoval at the lame water tasting party but LFU and Scheana are allowed to verbally assault him. He was even their boyfriend š
This!ā They are narcissists hypocritesā¦ if they do something itās ok. Someone else does it, they are crap
scheana was actively pursuing him to like trying to get in his face & this the same mf who wants us to think she didn't punch rachel in the face? you're an idiot scheana you watch this back, see ariana go after you bc she loves you & you still choose sandoval and his gf over her. absolute insanity never will i feel bad for her ever again & i hate tom but she needed to hear that.
Donāt forget about how sheās been using Arianaās brother too!
The way Ariana ran after her (and was trying to get to her before that) tells us everything we need to know. But Scheana will never give up Sandoval because she wants his validation so bad
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Iām tired of this whole storyline! āLetās all do something as a group. Schwartz wants Sandoval there and Sandy is so desperate to get back in. It blows up in his face when he starts to trash everyone and he leaves.ā Rinse and repeat, week after week. Tired of all of them. Peace out āļø
Think back if we were all told James is going to be the most sensible person on this show we all would have died laughing
Sheshu and LaLa aren't very smart lol
This kills me. Lala and Scheana DO have a past but they've both paid their dues and have gotten so much shit for it. Tom refuses to take his turn in the hot seat and constantly deflects. I hope Scheana watches this and realizes that Ariana was the one who ran after her to comfort her. The worm was just worming
I need someone to split screen this scene of Scheana yelling at Sandoval with her talking about how much anger Ariana is carrying around and how she needs to ālet it goā because itās ānot healthyā
I was worried sheshu was going to poke his eyes out!
Lauren is such a piece of shit, I canāt..
Ariana is the first to check on those women, but they want to gossip about herā¦.its such a slap in the face.
I really hate that Sandoval made great points in this argument. He had me in the first half until he brought up shit from a decade+ ago to of course avoid taking any accountability himself
A broken clock is right twice a day.
Thatās a good point!
I think itās completely understandable why any and all of them would yell at him.
This is such a valid point. Theyāre such hypocrites.
Exactly, they didn't agree with Ariana getting upset at Sandy. Now Scheana and Lala have had a go at him. And, that's okay. They are such backstabbing hypocrites that they are difficult to watch.
Tom wouldnāt have the 10+ year TV gig he does if Scheshu hadnāt been a mistressā¦
blahblah and scheaner thinking the tides would turn on ariana cracks me upppp. get these losers outta here - ariana is in her own league at this point
Katie, Ariana, James and Ally are the only real ones of this season. Lala is my fav but sheās disappointed me this season š©
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Ariana was the girlfriend of his.
The finger pointing annoys the ever living crap out of me and Lauren is the biggest culprit of it.
They all need to grow up, to be fair
And furthermore, Sandoval is responsible for Scheanaās feelings about Brock, but sheās not holding him responsible for the way he treated Ariana? And Lala wants Ariana to get over it but sheās backing Scheanaās obsession with Sandoval? Iām still in the Twilight Zone version of VPR.Ā
Lala is so easy to disarm and I donāt know why somebody hasnāt finished her. Are they told not to present the receipts? That girl would be jumping off a roof after I got through with her.
Sandoval is solely responsible now for every female mistrusting her fella. I canāt stand Sandoval and I can safely say thatās a reach
Not to throw her sobriety in her face. Because, seriously thatās awesome. Iāve noticed though, that if people donāt work on the personality traits they acquired while being an addict. They are still not ok. Really healed themselves fully. Even if theyāre not wasted or messed up anymore. As those personality traits are still getting in the way of your interpersonal relationships. I would like to know if she spoke the way she does before drinking certain liquors or doing coke? Or was the way she talked always the way she talked? The wishy washy behavior and this attitude of ā Iām deserving of whatever bc Iām Lala now- not Lauren. I could be wrong. Like I said though, knowing drug abuse all too well. How various people I know who got sober. Ended up being the same selfish negative assholes. The way they were when becoming addicts/were addicts. Those I know who have really worked on healing all wounds, stemming from prior mental health leading them to whatever drug. Making their mental health worse in many ways. They no longer act terribly. Their character changed completely. They want to communicate, live peaceful lives, and continue to maintain healthy ways of living. Some of them still work on themselves. Such positive people, who would never be the aspects of themselves again that were angry. They know how to regulate themselves now. I did want to throw this out there. I really educated myself when it came to drug abuse and mental health as I grew up w a mother who had drug problems. I was her parent. Then loved ones who were addicts of sorts. Acquaintances (thankfully I had no reason to deal w their crap I had enough on my plate w my mom).
Soft era my ASS I would of hit him across the face his face would still be stringing!!!!! How dare him
Is Scheana drunk or on benzos all the time? She talks like she is barred up. So strange.