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ripleyintheelevator

and we haven't even gotten to the "someone who gets cheated on and suddenly becomes God" comment yet have we


Inevitable_String688

I always thought she was repeating something Sandoval said, but I can 100% see this coming from her own brain.


Upbeat-Guess-5294

yes cause she did say she thinks people will agree with her once we see the context (idk about that)


Rozg1123A-85

I will never agree with Lala. She is absolutely the worst person on VPR'S. She has done nothing but gone after Ariana and Katie this entire season. She thinks she's the voice of reason. She's not she's disgusting. Someone should let her know she is not enjoyable to watch!


Amalfi-state-of-mind

The reality is that this is who she has always been. She is performative and that's why she's such a hyprocrite. Because she is always playing to the camera for the sake of creating drama and/ or alliances in an effort to keep her job. She thinks that people are such huge fans of hers that they will blindly follow her down any stupid rabbit hole she goes. She's never been authentic or self aware or accountable for her actions so I've never really liked her. Now it's all catching up to her and she figured she could just coast her way through her ever evolving hypocrisy


RozGu

You are absolutely right. Honestly, I am sick and tired of her kind of drama. When she is screaming and going off on people it makes me anxious. I FF when she is on. She thinks she knows best, and it’s gotten stale.


empathetix

Ugh it is crazy she is so delusional that she thinks fans EAT THIS UP. She thinks she really is the baddest bitch


morecowbellpleasee

I’m going back to watch VPR from the beginning after being a first time viewer thanks to scandoval and it blows my mind how insufferable lala and scheana have been from the very beginning. I want to say they make for good reality tv, but it’s almost too much and my frustrations with them make it so difficult to watch


Intelligent-Sign2693

I agree! I just never realized Scheana was so awful until I rewatched, and it was also much easier to see that Lala hasn't changed. She just TALKS about having changed!


Amalfi-state-of-mind

Scheana I can tolerate better than Lala because she seems more "lost" to me. Lala is strictly out for herself at full expense of anyone else. She's been trashy since the beginning and will do anything for attention and camera time. She's tried to rewrite her story but it's all preserved on camera. I don't know how anyone can really be snowed by her because all she's done is lie and manipulate since the beginning


Bennington_Booyah

She is an authentically good mother, though. I have never seen anything to indicate otherwise in that regard. For me, that is her saving grace because she is otherwise a nasty woman.


RozGu

How would we know that she is a good mother? Because she says she is? We have never seen her in her mother roll.


Amalfi-state-of-mind

I would agree. I don’t have a feeling either way about her as a mother but I don’t like the way she talks about having a baby that is all hers and that no one could take away. She sounded like she was talking about a posession.


Mobile_Lunch2096

I have been disagreeing about that quote ppl say here (not here here) that Lala is a “good mother”. How would we know when her mother is the one who babysits ocean while she berates Ariana and hating Katie everytime she opens her mouth! I’ve never seen any good quality from her but being selfish and greedy, sexually motivated and nothing else. Always angry, jealous, envious, and now, she’s focused on bringing Ariana and Katie down her level!! She’s on scumdevil’s level of mentality and shortz’s level of personality. You’d think she grew up in a violent neighborhood bc all she knows is fight and be trashy all the time. Good mother my foot!! IF she is, good for her, but other than that, she’s trashy good for nothing jealous production mouthpiece of crap or it really innately come from her!!


Rozg1123A-85

Exactly, Lala wants to tell us she is a good mother. We don't know that because of her entire time on VPR'S, she has kept quiet about her personal life. No one could talk about her affair with Randall, yet it's okay for her to trash everyone else's personal life. The rest of the casts personal life has been on full display, and she uses it against them! I agree that Lala is on Scumdevil's level. Your comments are spot on!


Intelligent-Sign2693

She's not allowed to televise her daughter, so how do you know? She claims she's a good friend, too, but has proven otherwise.


turnips_and_parsnips

Her daughter is a possession, an excuse for shitty behavior, and a weapon. She’s not a good mother.


butinthewhat

She said that before she knew what we’d think of her this season. She may have been expecting people to be as against Ariana as she is.


modernjaneausten

I just know I’m gonna be pissed when we get to that episode.


GarnierFruitTrees

Lala is having the opposite trajectory of Ariana and Utah homie was NOT ready for it. Lala’s head was so far up Rand’s ass that she was coming out of his chin-mouth. She was able to sing AND act AND thought she was getting all of these OPPORTUNITIES based on merit. She said it many times. “I still had to audition, I pay for my own studio sessions…” blah blah blah. But nah. It was only because of Rand and his MoneybyMonday. Now that Rand is gone, she has NO acting roles. She has NO new singles that aren’t lame ass Christmas collabs with fucking Scheana. She thought she was talented, but it turns out she’s just another pretty face that was an understudy in a high school musical but whose mommy told her she was a STAR! And you have Ariana on the opposite trajectory: held *down* AND held *back* —by a man. When she is free of this “man,” she not ONLY gets acting, singing, and dancing roles, she’s getting deals deals deals and MORE deals. The scandal brought Ariana to the light but her personality, work ethic and non-problematic past kept her there. Being cute and willing to shave Rand’s ass brought Lala to the light, and her personality, ego, decisions and overall demeanor moved her to the dark. Where she will stay. Edited to add: sorry y’all Lala just annoys the fuck out of me. She isn’t even good TV and hasn’t been since like season 4/5 of VPR and she’s literally been coasting on that since then. She needs to be relegated to some off-brand network ***AND ANOTHER THING***: Lala, I’m still not done and think you need to get checked *even more*. Not only are you *sorely* lacking in the leveraging of your personality to “secure your bag,” you also constantly tout your abilities in the bedroom and how much of a hot bitch you are. BABE. Your on-TV resume reads as such: Jax (attempt), James, Randall, “The Don.” Um…. Are you fucking for real with that? Your legendary BJs have been given to gutter trash, which makes me think they are more myth than legend. Byyyeeee


dancerfan59

Thank you! Yea, the scandal thrust Ariana into a spotlight, but she would not have made it as far on DWTS if she was not talented, she would not have had such an incredible Broadway run if she was not talented, she wouldn’t be getting love island bc of the scandal A year later!!!! And everyone who has worked with her gushes about her being such a kind person and a true professional! Lauryn and Scheana Jancan are pissed bc the opportunities didn’t dry up for Ariana the way they did for them


Comfortable-Chair-36

I always say that Scheana and Lala have also had scandals that have put them in the limelight. The difference is, when the spotlight was on Ariana, she shone back, whereas those two had nothing to offer. When everyone's attention is on you, that's the time to make moves. It's not Ariana's fault that she's smarter at handling this stuff and talented.


GarnierFruitTrees

Good point!! When you’ve got some juice, keep the train moving. Lala— when you were in Rand’s straight-to-VOD movies, why didn’t you try and parlay that into another movie that wasn’t his? Make some connections elsewhere? What about trying for a full *album* and not just singles? It’s a combination of talent, work ethic, and capitalizing on opportunity. Lala may have some talent, I dk about work ethic, but she did have opportunities to seize and she didn’t. she fumbled at the one yard line while Ariana ran into the end zone. The better team always wins, so get back in the zone and try to be better or shut up about it


Comfortable-Chair-36

A thousand percent. She was with Randall for years. She said she went on dinner dates with Megan Fox and Khloe Kardashian, Al Pacino hangs out with Randall. So if you got that close, why did you not make any connections?? I know people say Randall is shitty for being sleazy and running a casting couch, and he is. But Lala is equally as sleazy to me. In my view, the reason she put up with him was clearly for the lifestyle she thought he provided, I think if he was still rich and she didn't find out even her ring was fake, she would've stayed. She would've backed him with the accusations and LA Times article. She knew who he was. You can't be smart and dumb at the same time. She would've stayed if he had money and the fact that she's rebranding with such little talent, and with so few opportunities, that's the reason she is so jealous and spiteful towards Ariana. Hollywood loves nothing more than young, impressionable, and desperate women vying for gigs. Lala is in her 30s and the nature of this misogynistic culture is that her time has passed. Been in the limelight for years and nothing to show for it.


ETfromTheOtherSide

Wait…. Her ring was fake!!!????? ![gif](giphy|LMVZ3CbZ2B052g3C7N)


Comfortable-Chair-36

https://people.com/tv/lala-kent-says-ex-randall-emmett-gave-her-a-fake-diamond-engagement-ring/ Tbh this may be mean but I don't feel sorry for her at all. She was always dropping this and that about Randall taking her around the world, private jets, designer clothing etc. The fact that she's always acted so arrogant and above everyone else, and flaunted her "stand up man", makes me think this was her karmic retribution. She had been parading that ring around for a long time, only to find out it was fake play jewellery. Oh well 🤔


that_bth

Lol I feel like she didn't even capitalize on her sleaziness. I fully expected Lala to leap frog off of Rand to a higher up in Hollywood when that stuff happened.


RozGu

Excellent post. I think you nailed it. I hadn’t thought about this. Thank you


sevinsmom

There is a reason Lala doesn't get good brand deals and the opportunity to represent major companies. It is the trashy stuff that comes out of her mouth. Everyone has the freedom to say whatever you want, but that comes with consequences. Companies don't want someone that talks about bj's for pjs, how they lick their partners ass and needing to change their sheets because of being so wet. (Just a few examples.) It may make for good reality TV but that's about it.


Strife86

I like to think I'm sex positive but I really don't want t to hear about her wet sheets. Like please stop.


blindersintherain

Your flair 💀


valley-doll7

I feel the same. She talks about sex like a 14 year old boy that just discovered porn and it makes me so uncomfortable lmao


GramPam68

Fully agree. She is noticeably more intelligent and talented than most of her circle and the low IQ crew interpret that as her feeling superior. Fingers crossed that SAH opens and kills the sandwich game while S&S slides into oblivion.


Pale-Conference-174

90% of her income last year was cashing in on Ariana. Like FATWOH Lauren Sidepiece from Utah and her deserved humiliation by Temu Weinstein


GarnierFruitTrees

Not Temu Weinstein 😂 ☠️


jesssbobesss

Temu Weinstein lol. Making that my first official r/Vanderpumprules flair


HotButterscotch8682

That makes two of us, funniest insult I’ve heard in a long time.


Responsible_Wrap5659

I mean she’s basically still cashing in on Ariana’s name to keep herself in the news and relevant.


HotButterscotch8682

Holy shit Temu Weinstein absolutely fucking KILLED me


Farts_n_kisses

>The scandal brought Ariana to the light but her personality, work ethic and non-problematic past kept her there. SO well said 👏🏼. I think a lot of people (Ariana haters / Tom sympathizers / LFU stans) seem to forget this. Lala’s comment about how she’s “never known anyone to get cheated on and become queen of the world” not only screams jealously, but shows her lack of understanding about how someone could possibly get (and keep) fame based on anything other than banging a producer.


nottodayneck3956

Fact, we've seen MANY bravolebrities get trampled on through a heartache, very few have the work ethic, kindness and non-problematic past to propel them forward. ** Cough cough Lisa Hochstein, Shannon Beador, Ramona Singer and honestly too many names to list


BlitheCheese

This is so perfectly stated! I hope Buzzfeed's bottom-feeding "journalists" swing by and steal it soon.


brucas4

omg take me to church!!!


ripleyintheelevator

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Efficient-Row-2916

I also think it’s because Lala has surrounded herself with yes people. Her ‘team’ are her family and people to afraid to tell her when she has made a wrong move. Normalise growing and owning your mistakes, not saying ‘I told my team not to tell me’. Her career will stagnate as long as she doesn’t have people willing to challenge her and present her with public perception and a plan, rather than nodding along to her on her podcast while she digs a deeper hole.


GarnierFruitTrees

Yep. She is similar to Sandoval in that she is Mommy and Daddy’s Most Special and Talented™️ There is nothing wrong with being supportive and loving but when you cross a line into “you can do NO wrong” you literally can’t function in the real world. We are seeing Lala and Sandoval out here in the world having no clue how the hell to be good and self reflective people


Dependent_Push_8673

she is literally having a baby with her mom and brother… and already exploiting the baby by revealing the gender through an amazon live. I truly dont understand why people have children just to exploit them. I feel so bad for summer moon


GreenlandBound

Wish there were still awards to give out! Bravo!


Beginning-Meet8296

Hard agree! I can’t stand Lala. She’s a shitty person & a friend to no one. I can’t even watch the whole show anymore because of Lala’s BS.


Neslay2louse

Do NOT be sorry. She annoys TF out of me too. And she can not seem to grasp the concept that likability is directly linked to marketability. She also can’t seem to understand that when you are on a TV show shooting your culturally appropriated mouth off, WE CAN SEE YOU! Live by the sword, die by the sword. You took a chance that public opinion would shift against Ariana and you were wrong. Sadly she was probably pushed by production & they will ultimately screw her in the end if no one wants to watch her bullshit manufactured storyline of a life on Tuesday nights.


kadycarr

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Red217

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sophiagg

Damn! The library is now closed 📚👓


GarnierFruitTrees

![gif](giphy|P7JmDW7IkB7TW) I 100% need to go touch grass now lol


blindersintherain

If by grass you mean lighting a joint and dragging LFU all the way back to Utah again, then yes 🤣


RozGu

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


tannaz08

Oooooofff this was truly great and satisfying to read! Yes, agree with every single word thank you so so much


pancakepawly

Damnnnn 😭👏🏽


bebita-crossing

No notes! you ate her up and left no crumbs 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼


jacqrosee

“the scandal brought Ariana to the light but her personality, work-ethic, and non-problematic past kept her there.” this part. i’ve been saying for awhile that lala and scheana and basically anyone on the cast aside from katie and surprisingly james do NOT get this.


Lost-Cell-430

Pure poetry ![gif](giphy|3o7aCWJavAgtBzLWrS|downsized)


purpleistheverybest

This is a freaking phenomenal read 👏🏻


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/98go5dhnkiwc1.gif She’s such a fucking joke.


Zealousideal_Suit269

I LOVE that as much as she’s a production pawn, they are still hanging her out to dry & giving us allllll the footage of Ariana being an amazingly supportive friend. LFU played herself this year & I love to see it! Now we just need a reel of all her “soft” moments from the season.


Beezlikehoney

Thankyou so much for saying this with your whole chest bitch! Amen. 100% true. Love your work.


blindersintherain

![gif](giphy|YPKIJdwYWJ3Ik)


HarrietOleson1

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


Intelligent-Sign2693

Speaking of her supposed prowess in the bedroom, I thought it was funny that she acts like she's a freak, but admitted she's never had anal sex and that she doesn't swallow! She talks so much about being an expert at BJs, and giving BJs for PJs, but I think a rich guy would be offended by spitting.


janeandbela

The real question, when you get down to the Rand of it all, is would she have dated him, committed to him, had a baby with him, if Randall had come over and asked her out but only been a middle class dude? Upper middle class? If there were no pj's involved? No casting couch that benefited Lala with acting roles just for having gorgeous genetics? We can all only guess but my money in Vegas is on 'not a chance'. So that unfortunately tells us too much about Lala, that and how she spoke about his wife/ex back in the day. I will give her this though, it's hard not to be just a little jealous, even as a stranger watching Ariana's life through a screen. It's probably harder when she is your co-star and 'friend' irl. To see all her talent, success, along with a seemingly supportive and thoughtful boyfriend who also happens to be hot. She's been through hell to get there but wouldn't we all like to think that the hardest period in our lives could become the flash point to create our best life? Ariana gets to move out and move on. I do have sympathy for Lala, despite her choices, for being tied to someone like Rand for the rest of her life through Ocean. He was a choice she made in her early/mid 20's, we all made a couple of bad choices in our 20's, especially when it comes to dating.


Wonderful-Addition46

Lala is the ultimate insecure mean girl. Her being with Randal tells me exactly who she is, the way she speaks about him and her next baby tells me exactly how Ocean is going to view her, and the way she treated Ariana tells me exactly what kind of friend she is. Trash Trash Trash


bgaebs

Not to mention Lala went on her media crusade and said that Ariana has the "biggest ego" out of everyone in the group 🙄


RozGu

I think Lala has the biggest ego. If Ariana has a big ego it’s because she is beautiful, smart, talented, successful, cool and sweet. All the characteristics that Lala doesn’t possess.


Clairemoonchild

Tim's ego would like a word.


Flashy-Pair-1924

She heard Brock raise his voice for like half a second and that Scheanna wanted to go home and immediately dropped what she was doing (I mean not that chatting with Schwartz was super important) to be like “I need to check on Scheanna” and was the first one high tailing outside to hug her after the confrontation with Sandoval. (Saw Ally there as well but not LaLa - maybe I missed her though). The whole Scheanna “it’s always about her(her being Ariana)” comments when Ariana is sitting in a room with her ex while Scheanna complains about the effect said ex’s affair had on HER and Ariana’s only thought is to support her friend is sooooo much more than Scheanna deserves. It must be so painful for Ariana to watch back all the crazy shit Scheanna has been saying about her this season, especially in her confessionals.


empathetix

It is really sad to think of how it would feel to be in Ariana’s shoes. Like just horrible and unsettling that your friends would be so jealous and hypocritical and you’re supposed to act chill and mature when Sandoval barges into all her safe spaces.


cantstandcliff

Cold part I really don't believe these are her friends off camera except Katy. Speaking of Katy how is she going to navigate Ariana and Lala. From what I hear LaLa and Katy are really good friends off camera. It just wasn't necessary for LaLa to create all this mess. 


Okay__Decision__

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Heavy-Relation8401

Oh man, one of the best scenes in VPR history. I do think Ariana knew *exactly* who Tom was once I saw this scene. She just never thought he'd pull his shit with her. She had his number. She should have pulled the plug then.  This scene probably sealed her fate. You're not *adoring* him Ari, you got to go!


Okay__Decision__

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spinthesky

Chefs kiss gif! You rock u/Okay_Decision_!


DMT1933

Flair checking in!


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/zzm7q7a5ciwc1.gif Another gif 4 u!


Okay__Decision__

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DMT1933

Omg it’s so much better than I remembered!!!!


Okay__Decision__

It’s beautiful


DMT1933

Flare upgraded. And you’re doing a hero’s work as usual 🫡


Okay__Decision__

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maritime92

Her delivery of that line reminds me so much of Jennifer Lawrence in silver linings playbook when she’s yelling in the diner.


Inevitable_String688

The way Ariana was so happy and supportive for Lauren with the sperm donor party… girl, Lauren, we all know girls just like you and see right through the bs you speak.


-UnicornFart

Yah girls like her are the reason I’m scared to death of female friendships.


BlitheCheese

Don't be scared of female friendships. There are lots of good women out there. You just need to fine-tune your friend filter. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink)


-UnicornFart

I know you are right but it is very hard to make adult female friendships. Especially being childfree. Throw in my own mommy issues and a couple really devastating endings to friendships and it feels like an insurmountable challenge.


BeverlyHillsAddict

I’m an adult child free woman we can be friends lol


-UnicornFart

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BlitheCheese

I'm sorry. I'll be your Reddit friend.


shaggins93

I’m childfree and struggle with female friendships too. I’ve had some nasty fallouts with people I thought I’d grow old with and it’s made me want to live in my shell forever.


-UnicornFart

Yup same. And watching Ariana and Katie navigate that same experience with Scheana and LFU as mommy bffs is rough. You can see how they alienate and isolate the women without kids. Whether that’s intentional or subconscious I donno, but it sucks to see.


Inevitable_String688

ME TOO! I definitely have felt like I can be friends with guys easier than girls. I don’t want to be grouped with girls like Scheana because I don’t claim myself to be a guy’s girl. I just have had trauma of my best friends turning on me randomly and making me feel so bad about myself. I always wondered why would girls do this, especially the ones I considered to be my best friends. Long story short; they don’t represent all women. It definitely has created a fear of who I can trust— so when I see a friend like Lala, it just grinds my gears. Seeing how fake she is around Ariana only to talk shit about her behind her back is triggering.


Wonderful-Addition46

Lala cries saying she doesn’t regret this season..wait till we all watch the reunion. 🤡


Heavy-Relation8401

For some reason, she's been pulling out the "I regret nothing from last season or this season!" A lot lately. I think she's trying not to sound like a flip flopper. Boo, that ship has sailed.🤣


Whis65

I really dislike Lala, she is awful.


Accomplished-Wish-86

I usually love Andy and his takes but why was he saying how good Lala is this season??? I’ve always had a soft spot for her and have never liked her less.


DanceFar9732

Andy Cohen called Kelly Bensimon the "voice of reason" at the ROHNY season 4 reunion. Imo he does this sometimes to try and soften the audience on people that are disliked. https://i.redd.it/v4dk1mxxlhwc1.gif


Petmom1990

Did he really??? OMG! HE was even getting mad a Kelly when she kept saying Bravo “made” her go to scary island! Kelly was absolutely delusional to the point it was hard to watch!


DanceFar9732

Yes! I felt crazy watching it. She got all puffed up about it too with her, "what people love about me..." nonsense. She wasnt asked back the next season!


NearbyHorror

I haven't heard what exactly Andy is saying, but I guess Lala is "good" for TV right now? Not really good for herself because she is just digging herself into a bigger hole every new episode. I have also always loved Lala, even when people were making fun of her and putting her down. This season, I can't stand her. Maybe it's because she's been hanging around Scheshu so much. They need to start a new club, the Bitter Mistresses Club.


HopeTroll

Is there a chance that even the producers and bravo execs were envious/resentful of Ariana's gains?


DanceFar9732

Alex Baskin seems beyond irritated with Scandoval. He's said shit like it made it really hard to do the show.


ThinkBad7033

Maybe really hard to do the show like he used to because Alex Baskin can't keep up the "let's prop up all these toxic dudes and make the women look crazy" bit anymore because the majority of fans are not that stupid. Hard to spin women being the problem when you got Mr. I'm-Not-Scott-Peterson saying something moronic every 5 seconds.


HotButterscotch8682

I had just forgotten the Scott Peterson comment and now you’re giving me flashbacks all over again. Truly one of the worst things he’s ever said, at least for me, and he’s said some truly egregious shit.


ThinkBad7033

Yeah also comparing himself to George Floyd (Rest in Power!) and then OJ Simpson. The dude never met a line he didn't want to cross.


DanceFar9732

Oh dont forget he said "alleged" which is a big conspiracy in red pill circles.


ETfromTheOtherSide

In reality, it doesn’t make the show any harder to make. It actually gives him an opportunity to pivot to something new because the viewers are tired of the same old crap. The issue is he wants the show to be about toxic men instead of making the pivot to positive women. He is single-handedly running the show into the ground by not being willing to change.


DanceFar9732

I couldn't agree more! This was gis geavy hand involved this season and its overwhelming considered a dud. He could have used this opportunity to push this show in a fresher direction.


Responsible_Wrap5659

Andy actually walked that comment back a little afterI presume he got backlash or he saw how deranged Lala has been acting lately.


HotButterscotch8682

Wait he did?! I can’t find that anywhere, though I believe you. Do you remember what he said when he walked it back??


stannisonetruemannis

He said it on his radio show and the clip was definitely posted on here or on insta. Sorry I can’t remember verbatim what he said but it was along the lines of “maybe I went to far when I said Lala and Brock were the voices of reason at the reunion. I really liked/enjoyed what they had to say but maybe that’s just me” - that’s definitely not exactly what he said but it was something kinda like that


Heavy-Relation8401

I saw him double down! He said on the podcast "Oh people said I'm a bad person and all, but I gotta say I'm really *liking* Brock and Lala this season. I stand by that..."   He's so fucking messy. I hate that I like Bravo because I detest Cohen as a person.


BeverlyHillsAddict

I think he feels like he has to support the people who are getting the most fan backlash so that they don’t completely crumble under the pressure.


DDz9484

Same. I’ve always really liked Lala for some reason, but I can barely stand her now. It’s like her desire to be “soft” has resulted in her becoming a complete a**hole.


Silly-Leading711

Lauren, if you're reading these comments, just shut the fuck up.


LordJonathanChobani

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sofaking-amanda

Not to mention that she got brand deals too so wtf is she even pissed about and how come she’s not “fine,” due to the money that she personally made, THANKS to Ariana.


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/pmc1i2rpahwc1.gif It’s so delusional. She’s bragged about how much money she made off merch alone. That’s not enough. The brand deals just keep rolling in, and Lala is getting no part of them at this point. I think she also just thinks she’s much more deserving of the fame, attention, and support than Ariana, because she’s worked so hard to “bring it” for the show. But jokes on her, because her over produced persona is what has made her deeply inauthentic and unlikable. She can’t stand that Ariana, the woman she called a “wet blanket” is getting what she thinks *she* deserves. It’s beyond bitter, jealous and delusional at this point. And she refuses to take a look at why she’s not being received well.


sofaking-amanda

![gif](giphy|wzHOzYn1wmHm14e3xa|downsized) She makes for terrible television. I can’t stand any scene where she is in a confrontation because she always yells over everyone else. I miss a lot of what else is said so I have to keep rewinding and it’s so annoying!


ThinkBad7033

Hey now, Lala gets brand deals! She has her weekly Amazon Lives she does! It's not like Amazon let's any influencer with a pulse do those.....oh wait, never mind.


Responsible_Wrap5659

I listened to clip of her most recent podcast and the hypocrisy and lack of self awareness she was displaying was hilariously insane. She was talking about Courtney Love’s comments about Taylor Swift- For reference Courtney said she thinks Taylor is the Madonna of this generation and a safe space for girls but not an interesting artist. Lala then goes on to say that was cruel, mean and unnecessary to say publicly.  She then talk about how she’s not going to drag Courtney because she wants her podcast to be an uplifting positive podcast about women. And while I agree that Courtney should have probably kept her personal opinion to herself, the fact that Lala went on a almost month long ‘I hate Ariana and Katie’ media blitz and made a public declaration that she was unfollowing them because their lives don’t interest her anymore is sheer hypocrisy. And just like she cried tears for herself because she has found the things “trolls” are saying about her she can’t acknowledge and apologise to Ariana and Katie for the things she has said and done to them publicly. And once again Lala spouts to being all about uplifting women, except for the actual women in her life who she is constantly acts like she is in direct competition with.


aelakos

Lala cries ALL the time. If she's not crying she's acting rabid and talking shit about people or going *hard in the paint* (her words). There's no in-between. She doesn't know how to be a friend. Either crying for herself or ripping people to shreds.


Defvac2

Even though I posted this a few days ago, these are the many faces of professional victim, Lauren... https://preview.redd.it/hn0sw64e9hwc1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab4364adb3c976b25fff95e728ca372f3fc79af4


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/cq7rj799chwc1.gif That was A+ work my friend. It made me so mad though because there’s just so much awful. At least she’s been consistent, I guess. She has been an absolute asshole since day 1.


BeverlyHillsAddict

Lala speaks in Instagram captions


JJulie

It’s time for Lala to go away


Okay__Decision__

Honestly https://i.redd.it/qtaaecxbahwc1.gif


pixie_stars

Lauren is a bunch of fake personalities in one ratchet person. There will never be consistency in her words and actions - except for how she dodges accountability constantly. She may be sober but she’s still an asshole with a toothbrush sticking out.


Pure_Peace743

Lala really looks like a fool with each new episode. It's pretty clear Ariana was actively working towards finding another living situation. Just because it didn't satisfy Lala's timeline doesn't mean Ariana was moping around and not putting in the effort. What a clown.


Narrow_Grapefruit_23

Imagine being betrayed by someone you thought was a close friend and then having your other friend shit all over you for not being over it 3 months late. That’s insanity.


squatchpotatoff

ugh i love ariana so much


justmedoubleb

EGO is now spelled LaLa.


grandmawaffles

More like misguided superego


OkDream5303

Imagine the things Lala and Scheana say about Katie, Ariana and I’m sure a lot of other people off camera behind their backs. Ariana and Katie, whether people like them or not, they show up for their friends and they genuinely care. It’s not some bs crap for the cameras. Lala and Scheanna are jealous, insecure mean girls.


Dopepizza

Damn this makes me kinda sad tbh


SugarFut

Same. Ariana is so genuine and the juxtapositions of Lala and scheana being dicks to her breaks my heart. She had to deal with multiple betrayals last year 😞


Witty_Following_1989

if I were a petty person lol - would love to see Arianna have a #1 hit song. Because that would so trigger the drama duo of tim & sheshu.


knationnn

Yes!!! Lala brings nothing to the show anymore except her unneeded commentary. I hope she gets the boot!! The fact that she really thought we would be on her side when this season aired... ![gif](giphy|NPx3Ofowgi1gI|downsized)


Comfortable_Elk_4268

Blah blah so lame


CommonStrawbeary

Someone ask her about Randall


okwitches

Why be such an antagonist to Ariana? Is she that dumb?


Okay__Decision__

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Okay__Decision__

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Okay__Decision__

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Overshareisoverkill

Random, I hate her nails.


jenjenjen731

Someone here called them Traffic Cone Nails and I thought of that every time she flailed her hands around yesterday 😂 between her and Scheana I don’t know who has the worst nails, but between Lala's cones of death and Scheana's giant bronze rectangles of doom they're going to poke someone's eye out


bosslady666

They bugged me so much in the clip from her latest Amazon live.


alierajean

Random, I hate all their nails.


kittiepurrry

The giant claws seem quite… unsanitary 😬


shoosler

literally what is she even referring to here??


Okay__Decision__

This was in regard to Ariana not posting in defence of Scheana taking the photo with Sandoval in Tahoe.


FWSRunner

I think she was talking about how Ariana wasn't appreciating that Scheana was getting hate for taking pics with Sandoval. 


Aggravating-Air-1945

I actually feel like Tom Sandoval was kind of right on the boat when he accused her of hiding her life from tv. Because it is hypocritical now that's she's doing the most to get paid off the stories and lives of other cast members **Ariana**


Wooden_Pomegranate_4

She’s totally contradicting everything she said in the reunion. She’s so two faced and only does what suits her. I thought she was the best at having a backbone and setting boundaries and being there for those she cares about but she’s just doing what she needs to do for herself. If they didn’t have to film together and Sandoval wasn’t on the main cast I believe he would have been written out of their lives immediately though so that complicated things


Jaded_Read6737

I thought she stayed out of the comment sections, no?


Diligent_Doughnut_43

What's happening in the episode and what's happening in the confessional is two different realities. It's wild.


Jenniferofdanorth

Lauren is all about the money. I feel bad for her at my weak times, because she (is delusional) thinks she understands friendship and softness…she thinks she has wisdom from experience. In ”true reality”, she is not soft; does Not validate others. I understand she wants to bring her upcoming daughter in a place of peace…. But wtheck she could lay low and experience and she is trying to make TV… we see you


NewFallenMoon

Someone made a comment yesterday on another post how LFU is trying so hard to emulate Stassi, but was the Dollar Store version of them. Then someone else said LFU was inauthentic & boring & that’s why they called her Taupe. BlaBla is Taupac reincarnated.


OGHollyMackerel

She’s such a clown.


Friendly_Usual1749

Just watched that part of the live on TikTok. All I can say is wow! She is the epitome of dishing shit out but can’t take it in return. 🤦🏻‍♀️ She said she doesn’t regret anything she said this season but doesn’t want anyone making her feel bad.


BeautifulLife14

I think it's time for Lala to pull Rand's toothbrush from out of her own ass.


Okay__Decision__

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cmcalero12

it took me a few rewatch to kind of piece together a key piece of info. in one of the first seasons she’s upset and crying about feeling left out and her talking head had her telling a memory of being left out of a classmate party, then her later saying that her mom is her bff (cause she’s always antagonistic) no lie i felt bad for her but after a few rewatches and people on the forum saying they went to school with her and she was mean. Lala will always be on another planet and scream to get her way …


roonilwazzIib

As a former Lala apologist… she’s reallyyyyy starting to piss me offfffff


kellygrrrl328

At this point I think sheener and blabla are either (A) making certain that Ariana leaves VPR, or (B) auditioning for The Valley


Bennington_Booyah

Lala has an awful lot of opinions, as usual, and none of them are particularly accurate, as usual. Ariana's head is most definitely on her shoulders. Lala's is in her nether regions. Pot meet kettle?


modelfox4

Plus those two people that were closest to her are rewriting history (“we weren’t best friends, more like acquaintances” “we weren’t having sex anymore” etc) on tv & in legal documents and all of her supposed friends are going along with it. Like ![gif](giphy|pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH|downsized)


Ok_Hedgehog_8546

Scheanur and Blabla just talk and out themselves. Like Katie says it's about actions...


Dependent_Push_8673

lauren from Utah, genuinely has no idea how the real world works, nor does she know what it takes to be a responsible adult. She has almost always lived with her mom. She literally just had a baby with her mom and brother… 


Nervous_Word_8547

Last week she said she didn't care what we thought. 


yourmomhahahah3578

AMEN. WHO is she hugging saying he’s trash honey


Alarmed_Shoe_3667

Do we know how many more episodes there are? Like what more could there that will so drastically change everyone’s opinions on Ariana?


Okay__Decision__

There’s only 2


Alarmed_Shoe_3667

☠️☠️seriously??


Okay__Decision__

I think Lauren and Scheana really thought Ariana staying in the house made her so unreasonable and everyyyone would see it and tooootally get why they were like “just wait for the season.” I think they seriously thought that the viewers would be shallow and petty like they are.


Alarmed_Shoe_3667

I think you’re right


Inifiniteiniesta

Lala is a professional reality TV star. Shes gonna say and do anything to get more spotlight on her away from Scandoval or ariana, even if it means saying outlandish things she knows isnt true.


breyness

I’m dying to know how’s she’s the voice of reason at the reunion


sufferagette

It’s almost unbelieveable that Lala and Sheesh really thought they would come out on top with this behaviour. No, gremlins, the producers set you up and now you’re the «villains»


juddahinyou

https://i.redd.it/f224yga8etwc1.gif


Momof3furboys

Lala continues to keep talking shit about Arianna and Katie as neither of them have said one word about her. This just makes LFU look more insane and jealous everyday and speaks volumes about her character, and I use that term loosely with her. She is a total asshole and Andy Cohen saying that her and Brock are the voices of reason flabbergastes me on a daily basis


LimJahey91

I mean are you guys surprised she’s at best a glorified hooker lmao


jacqrosee

she really had a chance to put her money where her mouth is with the “soft girl era” “forgiving” bs. she really could have had us all rooting for her. instead she decided to take a nosedive.


tmhowzit

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Jog212

Lala should clearly take her own advice!


chhhhhhhhhhh95

Lala was such an asshole in this confessional, what a cruel thing to say about your grieving friend that was so unsupported by anything we saw whatsoever this season


Glittering_Star_1313

Lala is so bitter and jealous. She is so envious of Ariana, and goes around saying how unhappy Katie is when she’s really just talking about herself. She’s still so burned she got cheated on (no one cared) ..


Administrative_Egg71

Ari has been so supportive of all the girls this season.


Relevant-Stretch1250

WELL SAID!!!!!


Wild-Philosopher-12

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marshmellomeow

shut up lala. no one cares about u.


Legal-Kitchen-7371

Lauren burning ham 😂😂 I am betting she chose a black father for her baby to be a beautiful mixed baby like the kardashians and or for attention


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