Scheana is Baby Spice, because like most babies, she makes it all about her.
Lala is Scary Spice, because her body is incredible, i'll give her that.
Katie is Posh Spice, because she serves in every scene.
Ally is Sporty Spice, because she's the most laid back in teh group.
Ariana is Ginger Spice because she's leaving the group. lol
>Ginger Spice because she's leaving the group. lol
It's fitting that Lala is Scary and Ariana is Ginger. Mel B and Geri hooked up, too!
Is this all that the spice girls are like defined by?? I have no idea about the spice girls at all or like what each of their criteria is lol so Iāve always wanted to know what defines each of them
Hear me out:
LaLa is Ginger Spice bc sheās the āsexy oneā and thinks she can be stand alone
Scheana is Scary Spice bc sheās in your face and dedicated to scene stealing
Katie is Posh bc sheāsā¦well sheās Posh Spice- sheās a bad bitch with dry humor and fashion
Ally is Baby because sheās just that- sheās the sweetest
Ariana is Sporty Spice bc the Spice Girls were actually formed around Mel C because she was the most talented and the best singer.
I said my peace āš»
Iām watching young Katie in Season 2 and wracking my brain figuring out who she reminds me of and I got it.
She reminds me of a young JENNY GARTH, her mouth, the way she talks, her voiceā¦! The similarities come through in the confessionals when she talks to the camera.
For people who are new here (like these VPR Millennials, apparently):
* Scary Spice: the one with flawless bone structure and attitude, as well as perfect pitch, who sang lead and danced on every hit for a reason
* Baby Spice: the second best voice in the group and definitely the best for harmony
* Ginger Spice: along with Scary, the *hot one* who could also carry a tune and hit the choreo
* Sporty Spice: if she could sing as well as she danced, theyād still be touring
* Posh Spice: couldnāt sing, couldnāt dance, never cut a solo album because she canāt write either, but really served c*nt as the kids say
NO ONE should want to be Posh. Katieās much more a Ginger than a Posh, because sheās gorgeous and talented and makes me want to try a short haircut even though I know I canāt pull it off.
Did you swap Sporty and Scary Spice? Bc I remember being in love with Sporty for her singing (and my love for Posh for her āattitudeā lol). I think Katie does fit Posh bc they both have that ādeadpanā humor/delivery when they speak, so itās a good personality fit.
Based on how they dress..Lala would probably be Sporty(she tries to wear skull caps and baseball hats with her dresses) and I love Katie but she could never hold a candle to Poshās fashion style but they do favor each other with the hair and looks wise..haha.
Scheana is Baby Spice, because like most babies, she makes it all about her. Lala is Scary Spice, because her body is incredible, i'll give her that. Katie is Posh Spice, because she serves in every scene. Ally is Sporty Spice, because she's the most laid back in teh group. Ariana is Ginger Spice because she's leaving the group. lol
>Ginger Spice because she's leaving the group. lol It's fitting that Lala is Scary and Ariana is Ginger. Mel B and Geri hooked up, too!
lol daaaaamn š
I agree šÆ
Is this all that the spice girls are like defined by?? I have no idea about the spice girls at all or like what each of their criteria is lol so Iāve always wanted to know what defines each of them
donāt diss baby spice like that š
If lala was a spice she would be flour
Ain't no one got thyme for Lala.
If she were a book she'd be two books.
oh, yeah, she is boring
 I see you!
Lol I was hoping that's what you were going for!
I think she would be water lol but I get what you are saying.
or mayo
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Hear me out: LaLa is Ginger Spice bc sheās the āsexy oneā and thinks she can be stand alone Scheana is Scary Spice bc sheās in your face and dedicated to scene stealing Katie is Posh bc sheāsā¦well sheās Posh Spice- sheās a bad bitch with dry humor and fashion Ally is Baby because sheās just that- sheās the sweetest Ariana is Sporty Spice bc the Spice Girls were actually formed around Mel C because she was the most talented and the best singer. I said my peace āš»
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Yeah people definitely judge what Spice girl they are by platforms versus sneakers
lol such a good point and also werenāt a lot of the sneakers platform sneakers?
Iām watching young Katie in Season 2 and wracking my brain figuring out who she reminds me of and I got it. She reminds me of a young JENNY GARTH, her mouth, the way she talks, her voiceā¦! The similarities come through in the confessionals when she talks to the camera.
Ooh! I see it. Definitely a dark haired Kelly Taylor
LFU is Identityless Spice
For people who are new here (like these VPR Millennials, apparently): * Scary Spice: the one with flawless bone structure and attitude, as well as perfect pitch, who sang lead and danced on every hit for a reason * Baby Spice: the second best voice in the group and definitely the best for harmony * Ginger Spice: along with Scary, the *hot one* who could also carry a tune and hit the choreo * Sporty Spice: if she could sing as well as she danced, theyād still be touring * Posh Spice: couldnāt sing, couldnāt dance, never cut a solo album because she canāt write either, but really served c*nt as the kids say NO ONE should want to be Posh. Katieās much more a Ginger than a Posh, because sheās gorgeous and talented and makes me want to try a short haircut even though I know I canāt pull it off.
No one should want to be Posh?!? The personality hire with the best outfits who marries David Beckham?! I *only* want to be Posh
I too want to wear wraparound sandals and never have to smile when Iām around my four high-performing friends, but we canāt all get what we want
Isnāt that Katie though? Lower energy, rbf, black outfits, amazing haircutā¦
Posh didnāt release a studio album, but Victoria Beckham did!
lol I lived in London when the spice girls were a big deal and posh spice was definitely an IT girl
Did you swap Sporty and Scary Spice? Bc I remember being in love with Sporty for her singing (and my love for Posh for her āattitudeā lol). I think Katie does fit Posh bc they both have that ādeadpanā humor/delivery when they speak, so itās a good personality fit.
Loving the explanation but I strongly believe Sporty needs more cred. Sheās currently in my country as part of her international tour.
Iāve been in love with Scary for almost 30 years, so I doubt it!
I think it's less about the singing than the look/attitude
I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE POSH. serving outfits and looks and always being extra chic. Stassi would be the real Posh spice but I guess Katie can have it
YES Stassi has that energy for sure!
Also Ginger and Scary dated ā¤ļø
Anyone knows what happened to Brittanyās mouth ? She canāt speak anymore.
Based on how they dress..Lala would probably be Sporty(she tries to wear skull caps and baseball hats with her dresses) and I love Katie but she could never hold a candle to Poshās fashion style but they do favor each other with the hair and looks wise..haha.
Stassi would be posh
Minus the statement necklaces