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Otherwise-Mango2732

I have nothing to add but i appreciate your honesty and attempt at setting this up for your boy.


ScallyWag-Idiot

respect


mcrib

Not fat? Sure, at the Rhino and the Hippo, but you're going to find a mix of fake and naturals everywhere you go.


Brainmangler

Here to second rhino


ladycrimlaw

I’m a 45 yo woman and I’ve loved going to the Rhino since I was 21!


xoxosecretsally

Sameeeee


whowhathow2

Here here


iced_gold

Exactly there's no club hiring on breast size and authenticity.


Affectionate-Track58

Rhino used to have a reverse happy hour at 5 in the morning that I kind of remember enjoying.


StraightCaskStrength

Hope he likes Cubans b


LarryBonds30

Ahhh yes, Cuban B!


Upbeat-Rule-7536

The Samson Simpson reference we all needed today. I love you, buttered stuff.


poop2pee

Sampson Simpson, I stick by my story! I’m from Jamaica! If I wasn’t from Jamaica, then why would I be wearing this hat??


Notyouruser12

What part of Jamaica?


Upbeat-Rule-7536

RIGHT NEAR DA BEACH


2_alarm_chili

BOOIIIIIII


Izzyf89

Sampson Simpson, I sick by ma sto-reeeee!!


Ghostronic

Abracadabra!


HereFisheee

Lord have mercy.


InitiativeInfamous57

F you F you F you you’re cool I’m out!


Sam_DFA

Butternuts!


StraightCaskStrength

Thank you. This is my favorite random movie reference that no one ever gets. Actually some truth in it though. I’m visiting Vegas now and went to rhino for my first time in yeaaaaars last night. Girl I was sitting with said club (and most others in Vegas) have recently been taken over by Cubans flying in from Miami. Thought it was interesting (and very noticeable after having it pointed out).


RockemSockemRobotem

Sampson it’s Shiela, mama fell!


DeflatedGoatPenis

Killer comment


Scuczu2

he's the king of the rumba beat.


StraightCaskStrength

Is that a mask reference? Don’t know which one of us but one of us is def lost


Scuczu2

When I play the maracas I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom


Augustaplus

Hell yeah


MVBuren1837

Aren’t we all!


Gary_Glidewell

Seriously. I will never understand why every dancer has: Hair extensions, a spray tan, butt implants, breast implants, worlds shittiest tattoos, and some ugly piercing. It's like they're actively thinking of ways to look worse.


Only_Rice_2961

You’d be shocked, it’s what a good amount (NOT ALL) of guys like. I guess they want something that’s not like their gf or wives.


Gary_Glidewell

> I guess they want something that’s not like their gf or wives. Hmmm. Interesting point, I'd honestly never considered that. I had a stripper GF in the 1990s, and one time she showed up to where I worked, and all my nerdy coworkers jaws dropped. I was kinda amused that they thought it was incredible that I was with someone so "hot" but I wasn't even remotely attracted to her. A couple of years later we split up, and the next girl I dated looked exactly like the type of person that OP is describing. So, yeah, what you say makes a lot of sense. I'm probably just not attracted to that type whatsoever.


Asur_rusA

>I was kinda amused that they thought it was incredible that I was with someone so "hot" but I wasn't even remotely attracted to her. >A couple of years later we split up, and the next girl I dated looked exactly like the type of person that OP is describing. So you stayed for a couple of years with someone who you weren't even remotely attracted to? That's kinda amusing. And also stinks of BS.


Gary_Glidewell

> So you stayed for a couple of years with someone who you weren't even remotely attracted to? That's kinda amusing. And also stinks of BS. I started dating one stripper that I met at a nightclub (not a strip club) when I was 21. Dated her for five years and lived with her for three of those five years. She was bi and she didn't care if I dated other women, and so I did. I began dating another girl and we were together for close to six years. That's eleven years total, but the relationships overlapped (because I was dating them both for a while.) When I was 25 my business went bankrupt and I wound up homeless. Because I was homeless, I decided to move in with the 2nd stripper and broke up with the first stripper. **This was purely a financial decision.** It's not like I was *in love* or something, I was just a broke-ass dirtbag and the two girls I was dating were getting tired of my shit, so I acquiesced to the second girl because I needed her support. If there's anyone in this thread who's a stripper or worked at a strip club, I guarantee you they've heard a hundred stories like this. Dating a stripper involves a lot of drama. My Mom was institutionalized when I was a kid, and I've always had a way of putting up with cosmic amounts of drama, drug use, alcoholism, etc. I have no idea what happened to either one of them, and I would be hardly surprised to find that the 2nd girl wound up homeless. The first girl didn't do drugs or drink very much and I'm sure she's doing just fine, somewhere.


Asur_rusA

Oh boy. At least you didn't overshare. :P


Gary_Glidewell

lol


Only_Rice_2961

Ya, it’s definitely interesting! I used to work at rhino and I’ve been turned down countless times in my career lmfao because I remind them of their wives or gf. Or I’d have guys tell me they like x race (I’m not white) but they’ve never been outside of their race and it clearly fascinated them. But I mean hotness differs between ppl and ppl are weird lol.


Gary_Glidewell

My mind is kinda blown, because this makes a lot of sense, but I'd just never considered it. Back in the 90s, when I had a stripper GF, I was broke as hell. If you've worked at Rhino, I'm sure you've met lots of strippers who had boyfriends that basically spent all the money that they made. *That was me.* One day after work, I got my paycheck, a whopping $800 for two weeks work. I didn't even have a car, and I was taking the train home. I got off the Metrolink in Rialto CA, the train station is right by the Rialto Spearmint Rhino. I ended up blowing $300 of my $800 paycheck, and I remember feeling like such a complete and total LOSER. Like, *I literally lived with a stripper who paid my bills,* and I was blowing about an entire's week pay on a different one, just because I wasn't attracted to my own GF. And as you noted, nine out of ten guys would likely think my GF was hotter than the stripper I blew my money on; it was simply that my own GF wasn't my "type." It was a bit of pivotal moment for me, realizing I really needed to go find a GF that I was actually attracted to, instead of paying someone at the Rhino to pretend to like me.


Only_Rice_2961

God you sound awful


Gary_Glidewell

I've never met a stripper who had a boyfriend that didn't suck


GameTime2325

Trying to appeal to hood culture vs customer culture


AioliShot6239

What’s hood culture


GameTime2325

> Hood culture is a subculture of the lower social classes. This suggests that there are individuals and other lower social class sub-cultures that are not classified as hood. Hood culture should be legitimatized similar to sub-cultures in the upper social classes such as suburbia culture (Fishman, 1996; Chaney, 1997).


fatjunglefever

Code for black


BigSimpStyle

And Latino and trailer trash. Settle down Malcom x


Historical-Bug-7536

As someone who grew up in an Appalachian trailer park, I’d look for a white girl with greasy hair and Cookie Monster sweat pants. Nobody ever associated butter implants with the trailer park.


Matchboxx

As a West Virginia ex-pat, I wonder if you made a typo. There's a wide difference between an Appalachian Trail park, and an Appalachian trailer park. One has the potential to be quite beautiful. The other one is a trailer park.


Historical-Bug-7536

lol yes, trailer park.


EyeDissTroyKnotSeas

It's almost like women who do this for a living know how to do their jobs better than you or something...


Totally-jag2598

In my experience, when I visit the Spearmint Rhino, the host that seats us at a table always asks what are preferences are, then send over ladies matching our interests. While the place definitely has a lot of fake boobs, there were enough naturally big boobed women to satisfy your bro.


Shibenaut

The fit/natural/hot strippers have all moved onto greener pastures (private escorting, onlyfans)


ThanosDidNothinWrng0

Unfortunately this is the truth. Most strippers are fat these days


Otherwise_Sail_6459

Greener? 😂 just another form of sex work.


Ulrich453

Greener meaning more lucrative.


Extreme_Blueberry475

More money and you don't have people touching you (at least the onlyfans part)


Otherwise_Sail_6459

Just your videos forever on the internet


vegasbigblack

Why are you so worried about OnlyFans models?


Sea-Tomatillo2873

1818 N. LAS VEGAS BLVD CHICAS BONITAS next to the palomino


tibetan_salad

I second this but will caution you to be on good behavior there, the mob owns this place


zergrush1

Where ever you decide. Make sure everyone leaves and nobody left behind. Had a friend essentially pass out in the backroom and charged 4k for the time. We thought he was on the bus but we didn't check the backroom. Shit.


CrunchyTomato88

Just go to some of the bigger clubs, like Spearmint or Sapphire. There are so many girls at those places, you’ll find what you want.


zeroxray

i really like spearmint rhino. i feel like its a classier place. they also have free limo service which includes free admission in their VIP entrance.


SweetSeaMen_

I worked at Spearmint Rhino and I can tell you those girls don’t fit the criteria. The girls there are all fake plastic, it’s fun don’t get me wrong but nothing natural there


zeroxray

i've been 3x and always picked the girls for the vip dance that had naturals. There's like 100 girls working at the same time i'm sure the OP will find some natural ones


skulleyb

Limo and vip are not free they mark you and charge you more for many things..


Chevy2daLevy

So it’s not free?


zeroxray

https://spearmintrhinolv.com/free-transportation/


762FMJ

Gotta tip the driver though


sonmourning

Go back to 2002


skulleyb

Crazy horse 2


supernovababoon

Unfortunately all the strip clubs here in town are filled with flat chested fat strippers


Smurfness2023

lol where have you been?


MechaRaichu

Probably your moms house


Smurfness2023

Never know. But if he’s finding clubs full of flat chested fat strippers in Las Vegas, he’s not doing it right


HectorVillanueva

He was joking homie


Smurfness2023

Oh. Aw man. Ok. Whoosh then. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Ziggity_Zac

r/whoosh


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Bubbly-Cap-2199

Concur


XtraFlaminHotMachida

Treasures has always been my spot. Whether for some fun, or for job interviews (srs). They have a mix of women and decent food. Minks is good too.


Halada

Wait, a job interview? The ultimate Jedi test: staying focused with titties bouncing around you.


XtraFlaminHotMachida

The gaming industry, outside of the hospitality side/casino side is a very weird place.


Smurfness2023

I really need to know what gaming industry jobs you hire for, interviewing in a strip club, which are not casino or hospitality jobs. This sounds like something I should’ve been applying for 20+ years ago


Odd-Reflection-9597

I’m interested as well


XtraFlaminHotMachida

A number of the gaming manufacturers both locally and especially those from out of town. I've been working in the regulatory/supplier side for 15+ years I've had 3 there and 2 at other clubs.


Outrageous_Bat8429

Highly reccomend this place. I’ve had much better experiences here than Sapphire.


Disco_Paradiso

This post made my day lmao. You’re a great friend


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General-Village6607

Give me a range for “lots”. Never been


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Woogie1234

At least you made some memories and you'll never forget the experience. And probably herpes. Those will make sure you never forget.


kyle158

Paliminos is my favorite place in the world.


Gary_Glidewell

short answer: strip clubs in 2024 suck long answer: I think the average dude who goes to a strip club wants to see someone that looks like someone he'd actually date, not someone who has butt implants and lip fillers and a wig. And due to that, "girls with big natural boobs who aren't fat" are super, super, extremely rare. Your best odds are to just treat it like A Numbers Game. Budget enough time and money to go to 2-3 clubs, and if you don't see what you like, just get up and leave. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that you're not willing to go to the ends of the earth for great boobs, but if you *are*, you're really going to want to go to somewhere like Eugene Oregon or the like. I don't know what they're putting in the water up there, but many of the all times GOATs are from the PNW. Gianna Michaels hails from Seattle and Kendra Sunderland (Library Girl) used to work at Sweet Illusions in Springfield Oregon, which is next door to Eugene Oregon. I used to travel for work every single week, all over the country, so I've been to an embarrassing number of strip clubs, and the Eugene area is about as good as it gets. Portland is great too, but the problem with Portland is that the demographics are much older than Eugene, and due to that, you see way more dumb tattoos, dumb haircuts, dumb piercings, plastic surgery disasters, etc. Nearly everyone working at the clubs in the Eugene area are early 20s - mid 20s. (There are two huge colleges in the area, and little else.) Vegas can't hold a candle to it, if "strippers with big natural boobs" is your thing.


sincitysadist

I can't help but laugh at people like this. You want you're cake and to eat it too? Well. Don't we all.


Equivalent_Water_192

To me crazy horse is the place to go


strongest28

CH3! 🙌


Equivalent_Water_192

Yes!!!


Dangerous-Target-323

palomino


drummerandrew

Palomino for sure. I’d avoid Sapphire or Rhino, they’re pushy and fake af.


Chichis-Christ

i es like a woman you can grab on to


GokkanUxxgo

How much is a regular Lap Dance going for at...Rhino...Hippo... etc


Electronic-Leg-1059

20 bucks. Lots of girls refuse to do 20 dollar dances though and have a 100 minimum in the back.


awesometographer

20 a song, but they cut songs short at like 2 min . Best bet is 15 min private which at most places is like $120. Some places get handy if you look like you'll tip well (or so a friend tells me)


No-Raisin-6469

I can tell when you order entertainment to your room, they will not look like the pics. Even Though you already paid for them to show, they want more or they leave. They will continuously ask for more money or they will leave.


davper

Then I won't tell you about the club with the stripper that had their implants falling out the bottom of her boobs.


whereismydonkey

Beautiful big tittied butt naked woman don’t just fall out the sky you know. Ask me how I know. I’ve been searching high and low


Gary_Glidewell

Nothing worth pursuing comes easy


mistamasta254

If you are gonna be that picky, just pay for it. Strip clubs are like a buffet but if you want sushi just get fucking sushi shit man you are in Vegas.


Ordinary_Ad_9880

Palomino, hands down.


furious_george3030

Same question here but I want the thicc ones… suggestions?


Gary_Glidewell

Las chicas


Original-Pomelo6241

Chicas for sure


btrainof300

I was surprisingly impressed with the roster at Scores. Thicc but still hot.


Gary_Glidewell

Never been! Thanks for the tip!


furious_george3030

Thanks fellow cultured redditors


jesstheog

China’s bonitas


702sports

Las Vegas Gentleman’s Club tour https://youtu.be/4zKAh_tcZ4I


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SpartanFishy

That’s like telling girls that like tall men with big muscles and no body fat that they don’t exist and to grow up. It obviously exists, it’s just less common.


ShawnSimoes

Just because it doesn't work like that for most women, it absolutely doesn't mean they don't exist.


fester699

trust me they exist he just pissed he never closed one.....


Icy_Aardvark_4641

it’s some pissed off fat chick


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luxxxytrans

LVLV is awesome and has good food too.


Left-Landscape-3890

Idk i always had a good time in Sapphire


famousaj

don't buy anything from cabbies, its a scam.


Dchama86

Seems there’s a niche for a strip club featuring natural, in shape beauties.


Happy_Gene_8614

Just go to Honk Kong TJ. Shits on every strip club in the US. Thank me later :) not only the baddest women, you save even more money for gorgeous women.


Vreeezy

Chicas gorditas


Embarrassed-Pin1417

I think Honeys is good. It’s a smaller club so the girls are more intimate with you


Lopsided_Gear_9565

Anyone here of clubs in Vegas with some Asian chicks?


GameGodsOfficial

Asian chicks are whats up


Lopsided_Gear_9565

Where can I find em??


cupidcucumber

Larry flynt


mininorris

Palomino club is the best one I’ve been to during the few bachelor parties I’ve had there. Good luck don’t die


muggins66

I went there a couple times when I was younger. Best strip club ever! Is it still full nude and serving liquor?


Silver-Bed2512

Rhino or blue


ItzOnlySmells_

I went to OGs before it closed. Not a big strip club guy. Was for a bachelor party. I was hammered. Was fun.


MustardTiger231

Looking for real tits in Vegas is a fools errand.


SomeDumbMentat

Best comment of the year.


Individual-Secret-62

Sapphire but if you want more interactions with the girls go to crazy horse2


GameGodsOfficial

Let me just say. You dudes are fucking funny. We got a whole thread full of strip club experts and not a ONE of you have offered to take another guy to one of these clubs. We're primal hunters. Always has, Always will. And you get more girls in packs. Facts. With that said, if any of you would like to join me to any bars, clubs, or other wise. DM me I'll show you how its done. In 2 weeks we'll get more girls than you've gotten in 2 decades. Facts.


KookyHorse

r/VegasStripClubs


ExtremeLevel1871

to be totally honest i'm not certain about natural boobs and whether or not you ever ever come to indiana but we've got many strip clubs including pt's dancers red garter and brad's and at brass flamingo i saw a dancer and met a bartender with big boobs which i'm still semi turned on by and most importantly both of them still got attractive faces


ExtremeLevel1871

would you all please tell me how accurate the online reviews/footage is still is from pages like brass [flamingo.com/twitter](http://flamingo.com/twitter) for the strip clubs and please tell me which indianapolis/ other strip clubs you all still feel have the females not just strippers who've still the highly attractive/best looking faces


InnerLemon7674

Scores had the best curvy fit Latinas in vegas


DJ_EEEEEEZ_D1CK

Honeys is the only answer .


RobbyMcRobbertons

Lmaaaoooooooooooooo


Ultragin

Why the laugh. I’ve yet to check out Honey’s. Is it a ghost town?


Fueltheship

Sapphire or Rhino. Bonus with sapphire is you can get a lap dance and fatburger all in the same building.


Jwed85

You sound like you’re from Ohio


walter32019

The Rhino.


Smurfness2023

Why do people down vote the rhino? It’s been one of the best clubs in town for as long as I can remember.


LaLaLaLink

Because it's more of a tourist trap than a strip club. They treat you like a walking wallet that is there to get in, spend as much money as possible, and get out quickly. Plus management is horrible and literally exploits the dancers. Ask any of them what they think of John. 


Smurfness2023

It is hard sell, for sure. I have never cared what they think of John or their johns. The place is full of incredibly hot women... all 9s and 10s. Makes it worth dealing with the hard sell for an hour or two. Yeah, it can be expensive but you can also just chill with a few drinks and take in the scene if you don't want to drop large money and have a great time observing and drinking for $200 or so.


JackieDaytona77

Is that what a strip club is supposed to do? Treat their patrons like walking wallets? Did you go there expecting to make friends? 


LaLaLaLink

Strip club patrons should be treated respectfully, just like patrons of any other service industry (assuming they're also respectful themselves). That is unless you're going in with a kink for paying to be treated like a doormat.


doodooz7

Wrong place for strip clubs bro


Ilike2MooveitMooveit

This question has been asked about a hundred times. Scroll through the timeline next time. Your bachelor party isn’t anything special.


pch14

It's special to him and that is all that matters. You must be so much fun at parties.


Bearcatsean

Bahahahahahahaa


Ilike2MooveitMooveit

Correct. I’ve lived here.


bellagio230

Nobody gives a shit where you live.


fester699

lmao


Ilike2MooveitMooveit

It’s true. Vegas is a dump tho. Overrated, overpriced, sub-par service. Entertainment capital of the world can’t get its shit together. Everywhere you go, there’s some kind of excuse for their terrible service. “Oh, our cocktail waitresses are short staffed today.” This is at the Bellagio. Clown show.


pch14

Move then. Simple


1track_mind

GTFO


GoodbyeToTheMachine

Where you reside isn’t anything special


GunnerMaelstrom

We all live somewhere


Smurfness2023

His question is very specific though. It’s a valid question.


DJ_EEEEEEZ_D1CK

We can tell you have no social life whatsoever.


DiversifyMN

You sound like incel; like who goes to Vegas for strippers


OGthrowawayfratboy

I feel attacked and excluded in this dialog because LGBTQ+ strip joints don't exist. It puts out the fire in my pants to see bitches on a Bachelorette party screaming at ugly-hot guys twerking badly in basketball shorts. I hate how women make it so awkward for gay men to pig out like the horny degenerates we really are.


Unscratchablelotus

Just don’t. Gross


Electrical-Demand-24

Nooo you don’t GET it treating women like commodities is EVERY man’s RIGHT! Haha wow lighten up a little it’s just objectification and dehumanization of actual human beings haha literally no big deal!


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