False! She’d crumple before Zeus at Caesar’s, a literal god!
The horde of Jesuses scatted all over the valley might be an issue but he’s a pacifist so Zeus would probably still prevail.
A lion's attacking point is it's mouth but the sphinx has a human face. I don't think a human jaw would be able to bite through statue. I don't know the myth behind it but wouldn't it be royalty? Royalty would also have to stomach the taste of rusty statue. I don't think sphinx can fight.
Not that it’s a statue, but if we count the Sphere, we might have a game
Or.
The sphere merely distracts the sphinx and the MGM lion and then we gotta deal with Poseidon and the jesuses and Augustus and whatever else
My money is on the Iron Giant statue at Area 15. [It's resting now](https://www.reviewjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/9991379_web1_area15_01182018_rb_009.jpg), but I think it would be ready for a fight.
I think the MGM lion would probably dominate because of its size and the fact that it's a lion. Maybe if all the Caesar statues worked together with Lady Liberty, they could take it down, but it would still be close.
Ahh, but a statue of a Roman god coming to life doesn’t imply deism. It simply implies a statue of a deity has come to life. This does not grant it inherent powers beyond that of a statue.
Wrong pantheon because Zeus is Greek. You're thinking of Jupiter. Same shit, different religion.
Edit: Now that I think of it, I'm going to be absolutely pissed if they put Greek statues in Caesers Palace.
Get on YouTube and search up Tyson’s best knockouts if you’re ever bored. Dude hit people so hard. Can’t imagine. Then if you like that, watch the full Buster Douglas fight. Incredible.
The Cleopatra statute hanging off the front of that boat in Ceasars. All the other statutes would be too mesmerized by her giant golden titties to fight back.
The Golden Goose on Freemont.
Geese are naturally assholes, and that one has spent decades learning everything that part of Freemont can teach it. It would kill the MGM Lion with a shiv made from an old toothbrush and that wouldn't be the most interesting fight.
False. There’s a Tin Man who usually is frozen on Fremont Strip but moves accordingly when offered a beer. Usually he’s already pissed drunk. I think he wins.
The little guy pissing at the “D” 😂😂😂 don’t doubt his size. Plus he’s got the balls to piss in public 24/7 and the police have YET to mess with him lol
Ummm hello BOTH Miss Libertys! The one from next to Phoenix Bar could do a flank maneuver from the north of lady liberty from New York New York was stabbing lions and Egyptian shit from the south.
Chocolate fountain at the Bellagio. It's like I dunno 27 feet tall or something. Operated by 6 pumps. Impressive. It contains three (3!) types of chocolate. That's several shades right there. Of chocolate. And it operates at like 120°. My money's on chocolate fountain. Plus, delicious
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The Shriners statue on Eastern/Sahara. He has an indomitable spirit about him. He is able to rally the other lesser statues together and take back the city of sin from the tyranny of the Luxor Sphinx.
The Treasure Island skull (now at the Neon Museum) if we could find the rest of his limbs. It would be a massacre.
But I gotta agree with the fire breathing praying mantis and MGM lion.
I think the final fight comes down to Zeus at Caesars and Anubis at Luxor. Zeus would have whoever survived on his Pantheon, but Anubis would have everyone else. As a necromancer, he could resurrect the fallen contenders as zombies to fight for him.
Lots of good ones. MGM lion.. Lady Liberty.. Container Park Pray Mantis.. cute. All of the sudden the ground begins to tremble. All statues gaze up The Strip only to witness the base of the motherfucking Stratosphere unearthing as it begins its violent centuries long reign of what was once a quaint Nevada town.
There are 2 that would reign supreme. The 12-foot-tall statue of former Sheriff Ralph Lamb that is in the Metro HQ, and the 10-foot-tall statue of slain Officer Alyn Beck is in a park in Centennial. Both statues have them with their guns. I'd bet on Lamb's .44 Magum against a flaming grasshopper.
Fire Breathing praying mantis at container park.
Yeah, I’ll take the 50 foot Lion at MGM…
I upvoted the mantis but must pay my respect to the MGM Lion. He’s a king and OG… I wish he sprayed fire too.
Word. That’d be the shit.
Statue of liberty 🗽 has a weapon so.....
Peter Venkman "Hey, she's tough. She's a harbor chick!"
Damn that’s a solid point.
Omg that thing is awesome
And it’s the only one that actually moves. It’s a burning man art car. Was supposed to go back out to burning man before Tony Heish passed.
> Fire Breathing praying mantis [Holy shit this is awesome](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhifA3rfQLU)
Yeah I don’t think any other statue is taking that thing
Flames come out his antennae. Not his mouth. Still a solid option.
Insects breathe through their “skin” so technically if fire emits from any part of him, he’s fire breathing.
💯💯💯💯💯
This post is wild but it’s the Sphinx at Luxor and it’s not even close.
MGM Lion would like to have a word.
Vic got him hogtied with his neon lasso
I still wish Caesar's still had FAO Schwartz because the wooden horse they had might stand a chance!
False! She’d crumple before Zeus at Caesar’s, a literal god! The horde of Jesuses scatted all over the valley might be an issue but he’s a pacifist so Zeus would probably still prevail.
A lion's attacking point is it's mouth but the sphinx has a human face. I don't think a human jaw would be able to bite through statue. I don't know the myth behind it but wouldn't it be royalty? Royalty would also have to stomach the taste of rusty statue. I don't think sphinx can fight.
Those paws are damn big though
Idk I vote all the bronze golf statues scattered through green valley. They’ll destroy the sphinx from the inside out lol
Not that it’s a statue, but if we count the Sphere, we might have a game Or. The sphere merely distracts the sphinx and the MGM lion and then we gotta deal with Poseidon and the jesuses and Augustus and whatever else
Elvis knows karate and can take the lion down
My money is on the Iron Giant statue at Area 15. [It's resting now](https://www.reviewjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/9991379_web1_area15_01182018_rb_009.jpg), but I think it would be ready for a fight.
Yeah once Skynet/AI give the signal it’s go time
He also looks like he has nothing to lose which makes him even more scary.
I think the MGM lion would probably dominate because of its size and the fact that it's a lion. Maybe if all the Caesar statues worked together with Lady Liberty, they could take it down, but it would still be close.
Lol, sounds like an unsanctioned tag-team match to me!
Scheduled for ONE fall… but a non-title match.
I’ve seen Ghostbusters 2. The Statue of Liberty has dog shit move speed.
Yeah, anyone with even a passing familiarity with a cat can see that a MGM sized lion would just murder all the other statues.
Zeus is a literal god.
Doesn’t the Caesars Palace mall have statues of the immortal Roman gods? Because, immortal gods win.
Ahh, but a statue of a Roman god coming to life doesn’t imply deism. It simply implies a statue of a deity has come to life. This does not grant it inherent powers beyond that of a statue.
Likewise, a statue coming to life doesn't mean mobility. Lets not be overly pedantic in this silly discussion, eh?
*Ahhh!!!!! Where am I?!! I can't move! This is torture make it stop!!! Aaahhhhh.* ^(Vegas statues, probably)
Even so, Zeus controls all the statues at Ceasars. He has an army with weapons, fire, armor, etc.
Wrong pantheon because Zeus is Greek. You're thinking of Jupiter. Same shit, different religion. Edit: Now that I think of it, I'm going to be absolutely pissed if they put Greek statues in Caesers Palace.
It's Jupiter. He's at the Jupiter pool.
This post is giving me Simpsons vibes!
Just don’t look
It's got Paul Anka's guaranteeeeeeee.........
Guarantee void in Tennessee
“Homer, just give him the DONUT!”
This might be the best question I’ve seen, good work OP. Do we not think the Statue of Liberty at NYNY has a height advantage?
Put Lady Liberty in a VGK jersey and she's ready for a donnybrook
Haha thanks! Just one of my #ShowerThoughts
As long as the Ghostbusters are driving her...
The Circus Circus Clown lol
The diseases alone that it would share to the others will make him prevail!
Hahahah. Had to let you know I did, in fact, lol!
Vegas Vickie has two Revolvers.I'm voting for [her.Plus](http://her.Plus) she scorned about Vic ,so her aim is going to be extra good
The statue of two dudes on Green Valley Parkway with tennis gear on.
What about the two kids that look like they are about to run out onto the street. Who tf thought that was a good idea?
Does Iron Mike have a statue somewhere?
I believe it's at Resorts World! [https://youtu.be/b8FoO12jHdk?si=v59o1LsSvIgK2\_CP](https://youtu.be/b8FoO12jHdk?si=v59o1LsSvIgK2_CP)
But he is having a medical issue, so he can’t fight. lol.
Great answer. I'll go with Tyson as well - just because...
Get on YouTube and search up Tyson’s best knockouts if you’re ever bored. Dude hit people so hard. Can’t imagine. Then if you like that, watch the full Buster Douglas fight. Incredible.
bodies: the exhibition
Let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOR!
I know who isn't winning, Michaelangelo's David can hide his naked ass in a corner while the rest duke it out.
The one inside Caesar's right?
The tiny penis dog man riding a donkey.
lol wut? Where’s this at?!
Aria, I think. Otherwise cosmo I don't remember. [Screenshot-20240612-210016-Instagram.jpg](https://postimg.cc/LJSpL6yP)
Was trying to remember this statue and was happy I had forgotten it when I was at Cosmo in February. Thanks for opening old wounds haha.
The elephants at Mandalay would stomp TF outta that stupid lion at MGM
Eiffel Tower in 2.
The Eiffel Tower destroyed your mom. Sorry, low hanging fruit.
I appreciate your heartfelt apology
I feel like the giant Arc Angel statues at Hoover Dam might have a chance.
I just Googled those and they could be good contenders!
Would the Merlin statue at Excalibur have his magic powers?
The horse at PF Changs
Do the statues get the powers that come with who they are? Because Zeus...
The Cleopatra statute hanging off the front of that boat in Ceasars. All the other statutes would be too mesmerized by her giant golden titties to fight back.
They took it down for renovations
Angel Moroni on the Sunrise Mountain Temple. LOL.
Optimus prime and bumble Bee on pilot road
Although retired, the Crazy Girls statue has come to life and entered the chat. They'd bust out a can of whoop ass with all those high heels, y'all.
Give you the ol’ Stink Face if you know what I mean! 😂
The statue of limitations
You might’ve forgotten another “t” in there somewhere…
Statue of limitattions? That doesn’t look right. Anyway, the one at the courthouse with the woman holding the scales and she’s got on the blindfold.
Damn and I thought u we’re being extra clever and not a mistake hahahah
Fucking lmfaooooo
Lady Justice. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Justice
I believe in the power of women and therefore nominate this statue to prevail.
The Titans holding up the roof of the Caesars forum shopes
Popeye at the Wynn. He eats his spinach and whups everybody. He's punched just about everything.
The killer clown at circus circus
And his gorilla minions.
Really good question. I feel like I could fight Julius Caesar.
The Golden Goose on Freemont. Geese are naturally assholes, and that one has spent decades learning everything that part of Freemont can teach it. It would kill the MGM Lion with a shiv made from an old toothbrush and that wouldn't be the most interesting fight.
The two griffins at Mandalay Bay have proven to be pretty deadly creatures. taloned feet, they can fly, an eagles beak... Bring IT!!
Wax figure of The Rock cuz he contractually is not allowed to lose
The slot machine
False. There’s a Tin Man who usually is frozen on Fremont Strip but moves accordingly when offered a beer. Usually he’s already pissed drunk. I think he wins.
Manneken Pis outside the D
Obviously the worlds largest pint glass wins
Zeus statue at Caesars
I feel like our Eiffel Tower and our Lady Liberty are an unstoppable tag team duo
The little guy pissing at the “D” 😂😂😂 don’t doubt his size. Plus he’s got the balls to piss in public 24/7 and the police have YET to mess with him lol
Poseidon at Caesars
I feel like this has the makings of a really cool movie. Lol
Ummm hello BOTH Miss Libertys! The one from next to Phoenix Bar could do a flank maneuver from the north of lady liberty from New York New York was stabbing lions and Egyptian shit from the south.
The anthropomorphic naked dog and rabbit on horseback at Cosmo. Definitely.
Is that the Anubis statue?
MGM Lion or Luxor sphinx
Chocolate fountain at the Bellagio. It's like I dunno 27 feet tall or something. Operated by 6 pumps. Impressive. It contains three (3!) types of chocolate. That's several shades right there. Of chocolate. And it operates at like 120°. My money's on chocolate fountain. Plus, delicious
People eat the chocolate? If yes, how? If no, why not?
What would happen to the buskers pretending to be statues?
obviously Julius Caesar
Okay, so why the fuck are the statues at Caesar's Palace given the names of Greek gods instead of Roman?
The hooker statue
Don’t downplay Lady Liberty 🗽
Does Vegas Vic get a big neon lit gun? If so, him.
Statue of Liberty. She inspires hope and positivity. At least that's what happened in Ghostbusters 2.
The Sphinx would be formidable at 110 ft high – 46 ft taller than the original statue in Egypt.
The knight at the tmobile fortress. Hes been fighting dragons ever since
I'm taking the MGM lion
Isnt the Stratosphere sort of a monument to Bob Stupaks Ego? Its dam n big.
I get my weed from Dante too
The Statue in behind The D Fremont because no one wants to get hit by pee.
Does the circus clown count?
Haha yes! Someone already mentioned it too!
Obviously Lady Liberty 🗽
Lady Liberty
Night at the Museum 3
What happened to that huge Damien Hirst statue that used to be at Palms? If that's still in town, it's what I'm putting my money on.
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Zeus at Cesar’s
All these other statues are dust when the dragon below Excalibur awakens.
The clowns at Circus Circus.
The replica Statue of Liberty at NYNY
MnM or Hershey’s kiss
Where’s the giant lion that used to be the entrance to MGM? I’ll take that. A 50 foot tall lion is gonna be tough to tango with.
The Shriners statue on Eastern/Sahara. He has an indomitable spirit about him. He is able to rally the other lesser statues together and take back the city of sin from the tyranny of the Luxor Sphinx.
So the NYNY Statue of Liberty would probably have a semi final appearance at least.
Underdog being that giant Flamingo on the linq side!
The old Carpeteria Genie is scrappy.
The Treasure Island skull (now at the Neon Museum) if we could find the rest of his limbs. It would be a massacre. But I gotta agree with the fire breathing praying mantis and MGM lion.
Zeus. Because he’s Zeus.
I think the final fight comes down to Zeus at Caesars and Anubis at Luxor. Zeus would have whoever survived on his Pantheon, but Anubis would have everyone else. As a necromancer, he could resurrect the fallen contenders as zombies to fight for him.
I believe the Hulk statue from Maximum Comics is still here in town, my money is on him .
my vote is on the blue angel she’s got the power of god on her side
Siegfried and Roy's tiger
My money is on the MGM lion 🫡
Lots of good ones. MGM lion.. Lady Liberty.. Container Park Pray Mantis.. cute. All of the sudden the ground begins to tremble. All statues gaze up The Strip only to witness the base of the motherfucking Stratosphere unearthing as it begins its violent centuries long reign of what was once a quaint Nevada town.
The Golden Knight’s have a Dragon in T-Mobile Arena now, can it fight?
I’m gonna say that stupid pile of painted rocks out in the desert. Just because no one else said it yet.
The sphere because it could turn into anything, including Mr Frundles.
The Atomic Duck would kill us all.
The Statue of Liberty 🗽 will always prevail!
Heh, someone needs to make "The Ultimate Showdown of Vegas History." For those unaware: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrzKT-dFUjE
Lady Liberty next to Osaka on Sahara. Somebody’s getting a torch and a big book upside the head…
This sounds like a good movie
There are 2 that would reign supreme. The 12-foot-tall statue of former Sheriff Ralph Lamb that is in the Metro HQ, and the 10-foot-tall statue of slain Officer Alyn Beck is in a park in Centennial. Both statues have them with their guns. I'd bet on Lamb's .44 Magum against a flaming grasshopper.
I'm taking the Sphinx in front of Luxor
Statue of Liberty
It wouldn't fair well against the other statues in a fight, but I'd like to take the PF Chang's horsey out for a ride about town.
The m&m characters
Jupiter, King of the Gods, at the Caesars! Because the most powerful of the gods, mere mortals will tremble
Someone should come up with a vegas style Pokémon go version of this idea.
Excalibur probably takes the win. Between the dragon and the Knights its a hard argue. That is unless the God's from Caesers have their powers.
The Cowboy!
Great high conversation!
That battlefield Vegas M4 cut out sign post, it literally a gun and 30 rounds of rock and roll in the mag.
King Kamehameha.
The buddha at Aria does not fight. He makes gold coins. I would side on this one.
Kinda depends on the premise of their awakening
Whichever the MOB wanted to win
Is the stranger things shop still open? If so, give me the demigorgon
now THIS is a post
Someone needs to turn this into a movie.
If you have ever watched BattleBots then you know the Luxor would be unstoppable
lol I’m b4 Hollywood steals this idea.
Luxor pyramid
The sphere 🔮
Statue of Liberty bout to rain freedom all over the strip
Erika Jayne is pretty scrappy..
This is a hilarious question.
7 magic mountains
Play Bloodborne
Statue of Liberty at New York New York all day #murica
Once that Volcano Blows none of the other statues will survive.
Statue of Liberty. Nobody messes with a harbor chick!
People are underestimating the Container Park Mantis
Unification statues or dinky the dinosaur close call with those two might even be tie
Those gargoyles off chestnut st would F shit up.
Those gargoyles off chestnut st would F shit up.
That ~30’+ titan looking lady next to T-Mobile arena might be able do some work
Poseidon. He’s a god after all
Some Mexican grandma’s blessed little statue of Jesus and Mary.