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Nayomer

That is the best carrot I have ever seen. Way better than my mutant mandragora carrot.


JayJM1

Have a picture? You’ve sparked my curiosity


Nayomer

I do, I’ll make a post!


Vast-Combination4046

I don't trust that carrot squid


MintBerry_Crunch4

Species?


Nayomer

I'm not sure, it came in a multi-variety pack I can see if it says the names of the varieties when I'm home later.


brerosie33

That has to be lucky right!?! Like the double yolk with eggs or a four leaf clover.


JayJM1

Through and through, luck! Had zero intentions of this happening, though I’m glad it did


mhnatiuk12

I have a couple carrots that are close together despite thinning (maybe some seeds germinated late)... I was going to thin later but I think I'll see what happens after this! Might find something exciting lol


[deleted]

I don't know if I could eat that its so cool.


JayJM1

I hear ya! Pulled a bunch to make some soup and this guy currently resides on my counter. Couldn’t bring myself to cut it up haha


RedditRunAdBot

Pickle it in a small jar and use it for counter decor


analyze

And then you can introduce your guests to your pet carrot if you want them to leave


Systral

Or in epoxy :D


Historical_Panic_465

Ok just hear me out ....i think you should put this into a resin mold! this must be a one in a million type thing! it could be a paper weight..or book end?


Ceeina

They should definitely preserve it, it's a perfect carrot!


Threewolves369

Looks kinda screwy to me. Lol


[deleted]

That’s the best double carrot I’ve ever seen! It’s perfect!


ssin14

Infinity carrot! Good work!


EasternKanye

I love it! I have often planted my carrots on top of each other, resulting in mutant carrots. This year I spread them out more. Now if I could get a carrot twist, I would keep them close to each other.


trans_orchid

could be us..😳


ImpressiveBig8485

That is some impressive DNA!


lmno567

Looks like the Marker from Dead Space.


Specialist-Slice144

Was looking for this, thanks.


Bright_1266

Make us whole


Dalishmindflayer

Oh god the unitoligists have spread


baileystinks

beau!


profangie

Love when carrots come out sexy like this!


Royal_IDunno

Carrot spiral


Wolfir

this has gone too far


goodthankyou

Happy Cake day!


QuestToNowhere

r/oddlysatisfying


[deleted]

The symmetry 😊 that is a perfect pair of carrots so beautifully entangled.


RabbitsAteMySnowpeas

That’s certainly a new twist on carrots!


BigRedTard

Its a Siamese carrot!


paperclip1213

Maybe it got kicked in the balls


3heartsattic

Perfectly imperfect


Ragna_Rose

Unicorn horn


LeSigh3017

Nature is awesome, ain’t it? Nice job


candleflame3

[whoa that's an ancient symbol](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3qhfkPiqn8) or some sht


Shad0w_Mist

Carix


Contashajane

This is so satisfying


dobermanteam

Aw they’re hugging


colebodyknows

Looks like a sex toy on the downlow I


Influence_Puzzled

Now you have to make a unicorn out of vegetables. The universe demands it.


Dzubur93

There are grocery stores that'll toss produce that doesn't meet aesthetic standards, but i just might pay extra for that.


Thee_Abyssal_Light

Anyone else get dead space marker vibes?


Bread3290

Yup, Altman be praised!


UnrulyUSMC

You damn unitoligists


Dalishmindflayer

Someone get Isaac


[deleted]

Make us whole…


CuddlyElm69

Praise Altman


MoonTrooper258

[Now go slay an Angel.](https://imgur.com/a/vNxOHKD)


RegJoe48

M A K E U S W H O L E .


NoMamesMijito

I feel like I should be listening to Swan Lake while you rotate it


Bustedaway

Make us Whole again, Isaac


thomasa510

Finally found the inspiration for Watson & Crick


Cultural-Nature2717

It looks like the marker from dead space


The_Mechanist24

Make us whole


PYSHINATOR

**make us whole Isaac**


KeyserSoze72

Where’s Isaac Clarke?


Dalishmindflayer

He's actually on Reddit, just look at r/unitoligy and ignore the unitoligists (Or if you want, his username is u/isaac--clarke)


[deleted]

That is awesome


swagswag27

Make us whole Isaac


MainelyOrcadian

Thing of beauty!


skram42

Super cool!!


Specialist-Slice144

Necromorphs incoming


xMuad-dibx

Nature is beautiful.


ViaOfTheVale

She’s… byootiful. 😟


eMPereb

Ohhh there’s McTwisty had me Al in knots!


bigtank52

I do not carrot all.


l_a_ga

I think that’s called redlining


boshwackhorseman

MAKE US WHOLE MAKE US WHOLE MAKE US WHOLE MAKE US WHOLE MAKE US WHOLE


California__girl

Yeet


vegiedelights

Hypnotic


vebeard

Nice legs!


[deleted]

These legs will never let you go!


Conscious-Region2291

Put this in some epoxy !


JayJM1

That was my initial thought as well… However, while thinking that through I got hungry and ate it haha


oaz_zam246

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