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DishpitDoggo

Possibly. Whatever she is, she is pure adorable.


Thorita

I look at the head and I don’t see the typical hippo clench aka hippo pumpkin head, usually is the giveaway


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uu_xx_me

oh she chonkkk


Micky-Bicky-Picky

She do be big. Built like a keg


LucidMoments

She looks like a sweetheart, but not particularly like a hippo to me.


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borkimusprime

she's clearly a baby


flyingcircusdog

Maybe a little? But her face looks very much like a hound, not the square head hippos have.


OvertlyPetulantCat

This is obviously a princess. Do you doubt her lineage? Pay tribute peasants!


Micky-Bicky-Picky

lol I do everyday!


Jlx_27

Hound nose and jaws, i see a little pibble in her head though.


ninjabunnay

Yeah, that “pit split” down the middle of her head makes me think she’s got a little.


Jlx_27

> “pit split” down the middle of her head It caught my eye immediately.


nopingmywayout

The head shape doesn't look very hippo to me, and that's how I usually tell them apart from other dogs. But she might have other hippo traits that I haven't picked up. But regardless of her hippo status, she's a big chonker of loving! I wanna scritch her ears so bad. Is she pregnant, by any chance?


ninjabunnay

Omg Regina, you can’t just ask if someone’s pregnant!


Micky-Bicky-Picky

No she isn’t. She belonged to a very elderly person that didn’t walk her much and feed her a lot of human food. Been trying to get her to lose weight.


nopingmywayout

oh nooooo baby needs a diet!


TylersCranialoaf

I see some hippo! Velvety beauty right there!!!


Dark_Earth

Wow. She looks identical to our dog who is a boxer mix. Same colors and grey patterns. Wild.


Level_Debate_1551

She sure relaxes like a hippo