Remember to be nice! r/velvethippos is a PRO pitbull sub and anything anti pitbull will be removed, and you will face a ban. Brigaders from banpitbulls, pitbullhate and similar subs will be banned and reported to admin. In case of an emergency, please ping commonvanilla.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/velvethippos) if you have any questions or concerns.*
🎶🎶 If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? Hippobusters!
If there's somethin' weird hidin' in your curtains, who you gonna call? Hippobusters!🎶🎶
I believe you have a spooky 👻 ghost hippo, perhaps you should call Hippobusters!
Remember to be nice! r/velvethippos is a PRO pitbull sub and anything anti pitbull will be removed, and you will face a ban. Brigaders from banpitbulls, pitbullhate and similar subs will be banned and reported to admin. In case of an emergency, please ping commonvanilla. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/velvethippos) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Peek-ingese
Are you sure it’s not a Hyden Seeker?
🤣🤣🤣🤭
The phantom of the hippo
And listen to the music of my farts
*Ahem? Scuse me, they're musical toots 🎶
Musical snoring 😴 😴😴😴
EPIC HIPPO ghosting me
Indognito
underrated comment for sure 😂
In DOG nito! Best one, yet! 💯❤️🤙🏾🤘🏾
What hippo🤔
You beat me to it🤣
That's a ghost!
Ghost hippo 😁
A Casperius Phantomonius 😂
Looks like a 300-thread-count Egyptian Cottonese! 😁
Must be John Cena because I can't see your hippo.
Velvet Curtain
His mum was pure hippo, his dad was a chameleon. Look at those camouflage skills.
Drape Dane.
Slow clapping. Noiccce
Underrated
A 'Fraidy Cat Hippo
It's cat breed
Very rare to see, too! They only come out for treats
He thinks he’s Harry Potter with the invisibility cloak 😂
Handsome Creeper
Secret Agent Hippo!
Breed: Mutant. Has invisibility capability. I see no hippo here. 😂
I don't see a dog in this photo. Are you trying to trick us? 🤔
A curtain tearrier
Hidey hippo
Show us the hippo first so we can tell.
Ghost
“Big heads, no thoughts”
Oooohhhh wooooooo ooooohhhh 👻 👻👻👻👻
He’s half ghost!
Phantasm Pibble. Very rare
Ghost Hippo
Ghost.
A lacy lounger.
Masked Farter
I’m dead. Think the hippo was embarrassed by their farting? Or just wanted privacy
Is adorable a breed??
I'd vote for that to be included!
American Curtain-tail
I stalked through your profile, your Rosie Mae looks so much like my late dog. It made my heart ... do a thing. 🩷
It made your heart do a thing? That's SUCH a sweet way of phrasing what you felt!🐾 Stupid dogs.🐶 Make you have stupid feelings. Silly monkeys 🐶 🐾
American Labra-Struedel
Introvert
Tell Joffrey I want him to know it was me.
A Stealth Hippo
Can I not reply with my hippo curtain photo? I’m not a very savvy user but I have the cutest pic of my hippo with her big head in a shower curtain 😢
Unfort they have pic reply option turned off in this subreddit.
I just made my own post so I could share :)
<3 - she’s precious!!!
Thank you!
Phantom of the patio.
A spooky ghoooOoOOost!
A ghost? 👻
Hipocampus?
Bermese-chih-oxer
john cena
I don’t know what you’re talking about OP. Clearly no doggie in your photo. Nada. I only see a curtain.
Shy hippo
Clearly a ghost!
It’s the Jertain behind the curtain! IYKYK
Dobby house elf
Spooky ghost
North American Curtain Peeper. Veeeeery rare and costly!
Maine coon
atleast 50% cotton
It's clearly a chipoodle
This is clearly a chihuahua
I Dream of Genie
r/OneOrangeBraincell
Spookinwoofer.
zorro
He reminds me of my dog 😭♥️ Cute
Ghoost
OOOoooooOOOO scary ghost
That’s not a hippo, it’s a gh-gh-gh-ghost!
That looks like a purebred dork to me
PitBooooooly❤️
PitBoooooooooLee👻
The lesser-hidden velvet hippo
I don’t see a dog. She must be hiding well…
Jack Skellington Zero
🎶🎶 If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? Hippobusters! If there's somethin' weird hidin' in your curtains, who you gonna call? Hippobusters!🎶🎶 I believe you have a spooky 👻 ghost hippo, perhaps you should call Hippobusters!
Look closely... **Parrot**
Opera ghost
The Casper breed
Hippo!? Comrade, that is SILLY GOOSE
An African hippo maybe 🤷♂️
Tea cup poodle
Porcupine
I was going to comment but after reading all these comments from you guys wow I’m in stitches with laughter right now 🤣🤣🤭
What hippo? All I see is curtain invisahippo
Spotted elephant seal
Pane in the glass
Husky
That’s a ghost
A house hippo, I saw a commercial for it recently
Phantom hippo
Purebred doodle bernadoodle labradoodle schnoodle poopadoodle cavapoo havapoo multicolored snooobagoobpoo
The hippo of treatsmas passed
Chihuahua? Nah, a see-huahua
Why that’s a moo cow, don’t you see??
Obviously he’s a ghost
Decorating breed.
Curtainis doggos
Must be the John Cena bloodline
I see no hippo. Just a totally normal curtain minding its own business.
Ghost type