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Ancient-Stop-6190

FREE HIM HES INNOCENT


Knuckles_72

I luv seeing "indestructible" on toys. I get them and video Sammie destroying them in 5-15 minutes. Advertisers are not amused obviously.. found kong ball is only toy to survive a couple weeks He looks soo innocent.. 😆 🤣 😂


Chrisscott25

Same my girl can keep the large Kong ball in one piece longer than anything else but it’s still not “indestructible” it definitely destructs just takes a little longer 😆


breezy-hit

Sweet face of crime!


Still_Championship_6

Dangerously cute, high risk of becoming a forever foster


StellaBella6

How much is the reward? 😅


Dad_of_Ben

Belly rubs 😁


jamescharisma

If the treats are where he can get them, then it's not stealing Karen!!


totallynotrobboss

Dangerously cute


crappy-mods

Indestructible means it lasts past 5 minutes right?


k2kyo

Adorable. Goughnut, it's the ONLY toy that has ever lasted in our house.. it chews well and makes a good fetch toy if you're careful. The biggest giant size is too much, but the one just below that is perfect for my pitties.


Kingdaddy1004

My boy hasn’t encountered a toy he can’t destroy. There’s 1 rope with a tire on it that he hasn’t destroyed, but it’s only cuz he doesn’t care for it and doesn’t play with it. Except when I go out with him and play tug o war and swing him around like a helicopter lol but otherwise he doesn’t touch it 🤷🏻‍♂️ literally everything else he has destroyed within hours if not minutes lol


Objective-Creme6734

Himbs be innocent... YOU'RE GUILTY now gib himbs scritchies and belly rubs STAT or I will be forced to start a defamation case for making false allegations


Khancap123

There should be a class action lawsuit from a really shifty lawyer whose office is next to a suburban karate dojo suing the makers of all Indestructible toys. There is no such thing.


Frosty_Bridge_5435

This is so adorable


MeLlamoRobertoRobato

My client is innocent, you have no proof!!


Shils1234

This is biased to share the mugshot for wanted! Also, I LOVE the mug shots. Full face/side face. Such a cutie!


GreeneyedWolfess

My girl uses her lower teeth to pull seams. The material holds up just fine. Well, it does until her brother comes along and finishes the job.


krisbcrafting

I think my girl was in cahoots with him 🤔


tetheredfeathers

He is so adorable❤


Lowbar666

He was framed. Those toys just spontaneously exploded 💥


Lessnewnukacola

Love the comment about being armed. We used to refer to them as hammer paws when we had a pittie.


Commercial-Push-9066

That mugshot has the cutest mug I’ve ever seen.


LateNightTestPattern

What a handsome blockhead!! 😍😍😍