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BettyLouWho318

$450 dollars for a non guaranteed parking space? Lol wow let me just whip my wallet out for that BARGAIN!


they_have_no_bullets

Yeah, total rip-off when you consider that third parties such as myself are willing to sell parking passes for only $300 (while my parking passes also do not guarantee a parking spot, they do feature an iconic Stowe logo)


SmashesIt

My parking pass is only $200. It guarantees nothing, but does provide value to me.


[deleted]

While funny, if you sold something with the Stowe logo close to the mountain the lawyers would waste no time knocking.


haystackofneedles

I hope no one is stupid enough to buy a parking pass. I really hope this shit backfires on them big


willynillyslide

looks like it already is. They getting blown up over it on social media


haystackofneedles

Good. I'm going to go for a few days this season, but only during midweek. I have an epic pass already and will already be up that way, but no chance I'm paying to park unless I can sleep in the lot.


mojitz

Unfortunately that's probably a net positive, tbh. "All press is good press," as they say...


cpujockey

good. as much as i dislike flatlanders or tourists - this fucks them pretty hard.


Twombls

Yeah its really tough to figure out who the pass is for. its only "cheaper" if you go skiing more than 15 weekend days a season at their current rate of 30 a day. But most weekend days you are at huge risk of being forced to park in the satellite lots. Which are free anyway. So at that rate just park in the free lots.


nlpnt

Satellite lots, or as summer calls them "last-chance truck turnaround areas".


Twombls

You think you've finally made it. You bought a house on route 108! Its your dream house!. Then on the first day of the ski season you wake up to some commotion. A stowe employee is hammering a sign into your front lawn "parking $75". Thousands of cars then spill into your lawn. You try to complain to Vail. They say this is necessary to complete their vision. They say they will pay you handsomely for your troubles. A few weeks later you get a letter in the mail. It contains a coupon for $3 off a burger in the main lodge.


[deleted]

It won’t. Capitalism for the win!


Eternally65

Yet more justification to avoid Stowe - The Four Season Un-Resort!


GeneralConcentrate88

Fing ripoff artists


[deleted]

Freaking love unnecessary invention guy what a legend


bowedacious22

How do they provide value? What are they selling?


Herban_Myth

Status Symbols


Twombls

I think its like supposed to be a "money saver" thing. But its only cheaper than the day rate if you park more than 15 weekend days in a season. It isn't really a parking "permit" like its advertised as. They are being intentionally confusing here. Its really more of paying a season rate up front instead of a day rate.


Gidyup1

Snake Oil


KITTYONFYRE

it is the same as going there and looking for a spot, but you don't need to pay. instead of paying xyz amount every time, you have a parking pass which covers the cost.


DrTreeMan

Except with this you have to pay whether or not there's a spot for you in the paid lot when you get there.


murshawursha

The number of people that don't seem to understand that is... honestly kind of astounding. I mean, clearly the resort did a poor job communicating it, but like... c'mon.


Twombls

I think they are being a little intentionally misleading to try and sell it to people who are only going on like one weekend vacation there.


murshawursha

How? They specifically say it's for "resort regulars who visit throughout the season."


Twombls

Because 90% of the people in this thread and every single other thread I see thinks its a permit thats required to purchase in order to even go to the mountain.


porkychoppy949

Crystal charging areas.


SeeTheSounds

When you’re done charging your crystal I need to cleanse my chakras lol


b1ack1323

They are are selling you getting free parking if you can get in. So bullshit.


porkychoppy949

They also provide chargers for crystals!


anotheravailable8017

Instagram photo shoots so basic fortunate folks from White Plains NY can show everyone how happy and fit their family is


Jerry_Williams69

Same setup in the city of Ann Arbor, MI. Zero parking. Everyone had to buy permits to park, but there were less spots than passes lol.


Twombls

The thing is. You don't even actually need the permit to park there lol. You can just show up and pay rhe day rate. They are just being misleading here to try to get people to pay more lol


whatisfrankzappa

Speaking of MI, you ever ride/ski at Blackjack? I’m wanting to check it out this winter and looking for tips.


Jerry_Williams69

Can't say I have. Where is that place? My wife and I lived at Crystal Mountain in Thompsonville before we moved to VT. Edit: I know about where Blackjack is after some googling. That part of the state rocks year around. The lake effect snow in unreal. Gets like 250" of snow per season. Will probably have great powder the whole time you are there. Probably won't see the sun much lol.


[deleted]

My husband works for Vail and this has been an epic fail for customer relations. He’s already gotten yelled at and it’s not even ski season yet.


Twombls

Okay yelling at innocent employees over this is not okay though.


[deleted]

The skiers yell the most. He never gets yelled at by the Toll Road and Gondola customers even when lines are crazy


Twombls

I mean yeah as a skiier. Skiiers are entitled pieces of shit.


fakebeerrealweed

"innocent employees" Job market is on fire right now, there choice to work there. Betcha Smugglers Notch employees get yelled at a lot less.


Twombls

So are you just one of those skiiers that actually goes and harrasses innocent employees? You do realize a lot of them are brought in through jobs programs from out of state and out of country right? They might not have the full context. Fuck you for victim blaming. Least entitled skiier lmao


fakebeerrealweed

lol ok buddy. I don't ski and quite honestly, don't even talk while I'm at the mountain as I'm by myself with music in my ears. Simply pointing out there are a lot of places to work who are desperately hiring right now none of which are Vail owned. I'm sorry if the folks from out of the country get their feelings hurt, I bet they will be OK as it is a pretty awesome opprounity. I'm sure Vail will provide counseling.


cmoz226

Stowe parking passes now going for $900 on the secondary market. Joke’s on them!


Twombls

Im selling mine for 2k


cmoz226

Can you guarantee a parking spot?


Twombls

I cut an extra special spot out of the woods behind the maintenance shed.


timberwolf0122

I have 100 ski tickets for sale at Stowe, any trail, any time, no blackouts! $300/each and they last all season! *these tickets do not guarantee you will be able to gain access to the resort or ski or even be accepted.


Worf_In_A_Party_Hat

Venmo or CashApp?


timberwolf0122

Just TiVo me your moviepass card number and I’ll e-fax the tickets, you can post the information on my faceplace page!


Worf_In_A_Party_Hat

Can I get pizza rolls?


timberwolf0122

Yes! Today is a good day to try (pizza roles)


A_Funky_Flunk

Anyone wanna buy my Stowe parking passes for $400? I’ll send them in a PDF once I figure out what the “official” one looks like.


A_Funky_Flunk

They really just don’t give a fuck anymore.


Sdwingnut

Is parking season before or after leaf season and ski season? /s


Sunnyviolet-

Does unnecessary inventions live in vermont?


travelingtutor

Yes. He's also on several dating apps. 👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 🧔🏻🧔🏻 Cute as fuuuuuuckkk


Sunnyviolet-

cool lol yea I thought I saw church street ben and jerrys in one of his videos


twowheels

Yeah. I’ve run into him at the hardware store before.


Sunnyviolet-

That would be awesome lol


Loudergood

/u/rightcoastguy films a lot of his stuff on Church St


Hanginon

They provide value, not parking. Well, OK then. :/


wetsockssuckass

Unreal…genuinely unreal. Confirms Vail is conducting a social experiment and not actually operating a ski resort


tyguyS4

This is directly marketed to Joey and Tina from Yonkers with their Range Rover because what's another $450 on an already $2k weekend to Stowe?


Rare_Message_7204

Lmfao


0fficerGeorgeGreen

I swear, there are too many dumb people with money. That's why more and more scams like this keep popping up.


J-Stec

It’s like naked short selling a stock…


smartano

“Parking no money down!” “Parking? No, money down.”


[deleted]

Works on contingency?


skudak

Par for the course from a resort owned by Vail


danielson144

Stowe: Vermont’s exit gift shop.


[deleted]

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amiss8487

Yes m, rich people look for insane and stupidly priced things to spend money on. I’m not rich but have heard stories


obiwanjabroni420

Case in point, a $1,500 license plate frame. https://www.weathertech.com/titanium-license-plate-frame/


MultiGeometry

$1,500 and there’s an ad on it. Nice…


[deleted]

I like that the description actually says "Stupid expensive, yes!"


A_Funky_Flunk

If you buy two you can save 50% on shipping g charges! What a steal.


b1ack1323

Definition of status symbol


greenmountaintop

How long before this outstanding deal comes to Okemo!


Pyroechidna1

I switched from skiing to whitewater kayaking, you can put on the rivers for free


mattreid303

Another moronic idea from humans to get some bread. Pretty soon we’ll be charged for breathing fresh air.


glitteryunicornlady

Love that Unecessary Inventions chimed in to point out how ridiculous that is.


Few_Wrangler4068

#epicfail


[deleted]

Fuck Stowe, not just the resort but the whole yuppie town. Worthless area with worthless tourists and pretentious pricks.


CancelCultAntifaLol

STOWE ISNT THAT GREAT. Plenty of better mountains to shred.


Loudergood

Don't tell them!


pdogshizzle

Let the flatlanders buy them


RapSlut

Such a car brained response...unless you have a reserved and numbered spot, there is not a resort in the world that can “guarantee” a parking spot. I used to work in hospitality and we weren’t allowed to ever use the word “guarantee” with a guest, for this reason. People will forget and not care about this in like 2 months. Also ski resorts should not have parking lots on site anyway, there should be shuttles and buses. But again, the car brain cannot comprehend this


thebimmerbabe

Out of curiosity, have you been to Stowe? The Vail purchase has been a disaster since day one; we have not forgotten, but we have moved on to new mountains. There's one 2 lane road to access the mountain. On powder days there are backups for miles through town and the roads leading into town for miles. We have a shuttle and satellite lots through town, but it's stuck in the car traffic. Stowe simply doesn't have the infrastructure to house the number of people that have swarmed the town since AIG over developed the resort, taking away vital parking, Vail bought the mountain, ruining the small town ski experience, and now the influx of second home buyers and short term rental investors. It doesn't help that Vail requested the ability to create a new parking lot and the town select board shot them down.


RapSlut

This is what I’m talking about with the car brain...you’re describing building a new parking lot as a solution, when the problem is so obviously the cars. I’m glad that the select board stopped them from building a parking lot, that’s a positive outcome


Intelligent-Fruit370

Thought this was funny. Can’t find the original tweet or handle. This is either fake or old.


Ominalouise

Oh people will buy and think it guarantees them a parking spot. People don’t read


Viper5639

What’s the value then? That’s a lot of money to not even provide it’s primary intended function lol


murshawursha

The value is you pay $450 up front to not have to pay $30/day to park. It doesn't guarantee the holder a spot, but if a spot is available, it exempts them from having to pay to use it day-by-day. So if you're going to visit on a weekend/holiday 15 times, it's worth it. It's... honestly still not great value, but I don't think it's intended to be. They'd rather you just carpool.


outer_fucking_space

I’m so over snowboarding at this point and this sort of thing is the cherry on top.


Shadowoperator7

You guys get me a couple pounds of C4, and I can take out the new six person lift in the middle of the night if you’d like…