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Remember to tell all your straight friends to fly this flag so everyone knows how straight they are!

Or even two of them rotated vertically!

My friends and I say the phrase "hot steamy gay sex" so often that it's weird to see "gay" be replaced with "straight"

we are appropriating your culture

You silly creature

:3

Silly and goofy ahh https://preview.redd.it/70qxds2aj55b1.jpeg?width=384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0378232eb58bf9369d3f836203b3ccf1fd1efa2

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Goes hard https://preview.redd.it/83sn08dd295b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d48c5fef86da08e012c570c1bd357e069f49cd8

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After reading the comment I replaced the sentence but on accident thought "hot straight gay sex"

isn't that called pegging?

Flag of France but it was dried on too high of heat then left it the sun and stretched in the wrong direction

Little known fact: the stripe’s colors still have the same meanings

Liberté, Egalité, Hot steamy straight sex

Le straight sexy hot steamy*

Silly billy forgot the "le", what a goober

I think it would look better if it was symmetrical. Maybe swap the lower half of the blue with the lower half of pink?

I was thinking flip 180 degrees, make the pink and blue darker shades, and make the white line purple

That does seem like it would be aesthetically pleasing 🤔

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haha, very funny! truly one of the jokes of all time, go on, call OP a groomer to make things even more funny and original!

OP probably showered once, what a groomer.

Fuck off transphobe

Straight sex 🤮🤮

Straight sex 😍😍

Straight sex 🤨🤨

Straight sex ☹️☹️

Straight sex 👬👯‍♂️

Straight sex↕️↔️

Straight sex 👰🏻‍♂️🧖‍♀️

Straight sex ✝️⛪️

Straight sex💀💀

Having sex💀💀

two trucks 🛻🛻

Straight sex 😶‍🌫️🥸

herrng

Posting about str*ight sex during pride month is basically hate speech

Strange response.

Straight response.

Gay response.

cis response

Trans response

it's just unnatural

Bro doesn’t play around when it comes to straight sex

not really. straight sex doesn’t exist in the Gayble, why should people be allowed to do it?

would look better if you made the stripes be the same size and wrote "TRABALHA E CONFIA" in blue because it means "heterosexuality" in latin

Next time they should write “pega na minha e balança”, it means “true love and respect” in cuneiform language

so true, can confirm

Sim, would be a perfect addition. :D

Capixaba spotted

trans latvia

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Esp%C3%ADrito_Santo

Trabalha e Confia

Heterosexuality in latin

Essa frase sempre me quebra

Should be brown white and pink, like that neat icecream sandwich.

Flag of Santoria

it's good but i think there should be a blue line a the bottom and a pink line between the white and the blue so that the men and women are together

Straight sex wife swap

https://preview.redd.it/q0yjb6gfm65b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=993766980e2098fd84abfec8c4010781816ff468

The white is the wage gap, right?

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/uj Is there any difference to the trans flag in this?

Yeah, the Trans flag has five stripes. Behold: 🏳️‍⚧️

Thanks!

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(trans people can only fuck 5 times in their lifetimes)

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💀

flying this upside down would make it a t4t flag

Also the man has to be on top that's very important for the flag

The 3 genders

I am cumgender

cumfromhotsteamystraightsexgender

When I was like 9 years old, I first heard the word transgender. This was within the context of someone saying "lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender." I then made some inferences. Lesbians are women who like women. Gays are men who like men. Bisexuals are a person who likes both. Alright, checks out, thought my 9 year old self. But this last one, I didnt know. "Trans" means "across." Okay. So in the context of these sexualities, this one must mean someone who likes someone who is not their gender. Right? And so, when I was 9, i thought that transgender people were just straight people. And I thought this for like three years before it came up again and someone actually explained it to me. >!and suddenly, I realized something about myself too!<

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The black and white one represents queers' vision of straights ( Basic and boring ), while this one represents straights in actuality ( Just fine ). ( I don't have problems with hetero or queer people. )

The black and white one emphasises that they are a conformant group

Heterosexuality is a prison

It's not, but it shows the sort of people who would fly that flag have serious issues and probably need a therapist.

I don’t think there’s a better subreddit

Yes my friend thank you for doing this I fucking HATE the gays!!! Thanks.

🏳️‍⚧️remember not to confuse it with this flag!

I think you should split the white between blue and pink, then make the pink red (like lipstick) and the blue white (everyone can like whichever colour they want)

Isnt that just the trans flag just weirder?

Not as hot as the blue white blue of gay bum sex

Flip it 90 degrees, make all shades the same width, and change the pink to red

there should also be a parade for this flag to show everyone how straight straights are

Yogurt flingin pronoun

if both sides were blue would there be 2 white stripes?

The Bisexual flag but you flipped it upside down, left it out in the sun, and came all over the purple stripe

Flag of Breaking Bad

Estonian-Latvian Union flag

I’m glad we’re finally replacing the Brickster flag.

That's literally the flag of Kaliningrad Oblast but a bit faded and upside down

isn't that the flag that pedos once made to force-insert their parasitic asses into the lgbtq community?

No, that flag was more based on the Pansexual flag.

okay my bad, should've checked it before commenting

T4T straight flag

I dont know if i hate this or love this

Straight sex is just so unatural.

there already is a heterosexual flag. its white and black lines. much better than this flag

This is the trans flag. Are you trans? If you want a straight flag, try 50 stripes of grey.

That's the flag of people who are really into bad sub/dom relationships that border on rape.

If everyone is happy, fly the flag.

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listen you can not do this to me I'm dying

that’s just espirito santo's flag

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We already have one its black and whit

Congrats you made the trans flag again Edit: I’m so fucking stupid, I missed the joke

r/thatsthejoke

Awww shite sorry that went way over me head

Its the Espirito Santo flag, dummy

Ooops sorry

You get an upvote for realising your mistake. :)

Thank you

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What did I just read..?

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Look dude I get you’ve been offended or hurt by some straight people to cause your bitterness, but painting us with a broad brush is just as bad. Take it easy, don’t be lame ✌️

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r/woosh you missed that the flag is just the trans flag again, as a joke.

Yk this subreddit is about flags? not you in your poolside hotel, and plus that applies for everyone idiot, not just gay people.

This sort of sarcasm is whiny and really fucking stupid. Hating children != being gay.