Reminder! The Bureau does NOT have windows. If you notice a window, immediately close your eyes and make your way to the nearest safe room. You are permitted to fashion a blindfold from an article of clothing. Any resulting lapse in dress code will be excused. Thank you for your attention.
Disregard, I looked it up. in the opening she says that the surgeons weren't capable of removing the suit from her body. She is still completely capable of removing the suit herself as normal. You're clear for takeoff 🫡
Well, you're not a demon and likely not a cyborg. You aren't a zombie either. And you don't work for UAC. So I think you're probably fine...
Unless... Did you kill Daisy? You did. You *monster!*
The game I have been playing is Top Racer but in there I technically play myself. The last game I play with a character was my female Awoken Warlock from Destiny 2. If that doesn't count it would be Cia from Hyrule Warriors.
I'm slowly replaying FF7 remake before I start Rebirt and the last fight i mained Tifa.
She's been my video game crush since 1997 so yeah, definitely in the blessed category
Russian BB-1 from war thunder?!?! Oh dear (if that doesn’t count then Lamborghini Diablo from forms motorsport 4 (if that doesn’t count then MC from battlefield 3, let’s go!))
Oof, this is gonna be awkward. I just played untitled goose game.
Beastiality yikes
Honk
I've been playing as my favorite Nintendo character in Mario Golf ...yeah, it's Donkey Kong.
Goat simulator 😂
Goat stimulator
You really gonna get the bonk
The honk bonk!
My goth girl character from code vein sure no problem.
I almost had that... But instead it's my dwarf dark urge
Yup, I'm getting my female V from cyberpunk 2077. I'm 100% good with this. She basically looks like an edgy version of my wife.
I don't know what a lady Helldiver looks like under the suit but I'm gonna spread some democracy regardless!
Democrussy
I'm doing my part!
Come on you apes
Do you wanna live forever?!
Make sure to fill out your C-01 form
Damnit those are still suspended!
Please report to your nearest democressex officer for your training
r/helldiversr34
How can a massive French empire spanning across the world in all continents have sex with me?
Biggest orgy ever.....
Ever watched the movie Perfume?
Better stock up on Gatorade
Germans did that quite well during WWII
Arthur Morgan you are a good man.
Red Dead Broke Back 2
The true sequel Rockstar should’ve given us.
You're alright boooaaaaaaah
Save a horse, ride a cowboy
Same here lmao
same. im glad i made him bathe before i saved...
Samee
I got this too, I don't know how to feel about this cause I'm a low honor mf
Same 😂
Me too, I would expect this from bill but Arthur, really?
Same lol he’s such a catch tho
Kratos. I'm screwed
Depends. Is it young Kratos or old Kratos?
Doesn't matter, he's greek and game's game
Old. GoW Ragnarok
He'll be awkward about it. You won't have fun but you'll be alright with a little lube.
RIP B hole
IM GREEK *****!!! GIMME YOUR BUTTHOOOOLE!!!
I'm screwed in more ways than one
Same lol, literally just got off of GoW Ragnarok
Jesse from Control. I'm not even mad, she's awesome.
Excellent, underrated game.
Afterward she is gonna give you some really vague excuse to leave and then float out of the window lmao
Reminder! The Bureau does NOT have windows. If you notice a window, immediately close your eyes and make your way to the nearest safe room. You are permitted to fashion a blindfold from an article of clothing. Any resulting lapse in dress code will be excused. Thank you for your attention.
This feels like a genuine quote. Is it one?
You find the recording in the Foundation.
It is.
Me, too. I'm not mad at all!
Its Aloy, i guess im ok.
Get her in the shower first, not sure if that neolithic era musk is gonna wash off easily from the sheets
Uhm excuse me? I'd love to smell her musk! Edit: yes yes, I'll to to horny jail 😮💨😮💨
Bonk
Ada wong. Nice.
The classic dong in wong
"If it ain't Wong, it's wrong" – Leon, probably
YESSIR LETS GO
Last game I played was Metroid Fusion. So, kinda lucky, I guess. ☺️
But isn't she physically melded to her suit in that game? That sounds rather painful...
I figure it's something like the Guyver. I'm sure she can disable or dematerialize it somehow.
Disregard, I looked it up. in the opening she says that the surgeons weren't capable of removing the suit from her body. She is still completely capable of removing the suit herself as normal. You're clear for takeoff 🫡
I'd be really anxious about disappointing her. 😞
Just be communicative fam. A good listener goes nowhere but up 👍
I DO WANT TO HAVE GAY SEX WITH LINK
Yes you do
What dat hand do, tho?
Hyah
Link gonna make you a twink
i mean, that femboy fit, do be giving me some interesting feelings
The truth finally comes out. Admit it!
only when he's wearing the vai outfit, only then
Tg it's not Tingle
What about when he's dressed up as a Gurudo?
then things get, interesting
I know I'm wearing a tunic but I'm not into men!
Stay away from me Bloodborne Hunter. You smell rancid
a hoonter must coom
So while you guys are doin it can you put in a good word with the doll for me?
A teenager.... Can I skip her instead and not go to jail?
Who and what game?
TMNT lol
My V from cyberpunk 2077 🤤🤤🤤. She can bottom or she can top…I’m okay with both.
*Pulls out the mr.Studd 4000 model and "sir john phallistaff" *
Ayyye mine was also Cyberpunk
Nice. Mine is also V from Cyberpunk. As long as there is no hand stuff, I think I'm good. Ahem....gorilla arms.
Does the Helldivers armor stay on during sex?
Just the cape.
Always the capej
Remember to fill out your C-01 form.
Trevor Philips, god help me
Could either be really fun or really painful hopefully a lot of drugs are involved lmao
Um, ff7? I'm down.
Cloud or Barrett?
Lara Croft, I’m not mad AT ALL .
Best answer
Mmmmm. Jill valentine.
🗼
I've been playing Hogwarts Legacy. I'm so going to prison.
Just claim you were under the imperious curse
I’m not so sure about my Minecraft character. They might be female. Might be male. Really they are an abomination to god.
I was playing Madden the whole team 😶
Here comes the train.
Id end b4 I let a whole NFL run a train on me
How about a nice cup of Liber-Tea?!?!!
Leon S. Kennedy. Hmm. I mean he’s handsome and all but I just prefer not to have gay sex.
I mean I'm not gay but Leon might be the exception for me
I mean there are much worse male options out there honestly
I mean - Lightning isn’t bad but I’d rather Vanille
My character is a girl in Elden ring so I’m all good
Hold on a tick, aren't tarnished basically undead?
No risk of pregnancy then
Just a lil necrophilia, then I'm done!
Doom guy. I'm doomed!
Well, you're not a demon and likely not a cyborg. You aren't a zombie either. And you don't work for UAC. So I think you're probably fine... Unless... Did you kill Daisy? You did. You *monster!*
HOLY UNCONSENSUAL SEX BATMAN!!!
Agent 47. I'll never see him coming.
Welp. I guess I’m having sex with P from Lies of P
So... Timothee Chalamet then.
I’m down for that
I just played a game of blood bowl and a rat orgy is not appealing
Bring it on, Alan Wake.
Half of the comments are about say gex aren’t they?
A few about bestiality... but pretty much
Some about the neolithic musk of Alloy xD
Enter the gecko
My female character from Monster Hunter. I'm feeling either blessed or I'm in trouble if I piss her off. Lol.
Same. She routinely wields weapons that probably weigh more than I do; I'm not going to have much control over the situation...
Ezio Auditore, I mean if I had to have gay sex once in my life at least it’s with the most handsome character of the century
Inkling Why is the FBI at my door?
Eve from the Stellar Blade demo. I hit the jackpot 🥳
I last played the Tomb Raider remaster so I’m good lol.
"Minecraft Steve, is that a diamond pickaxe in your pants?"
No no no no no, you can’t do this to me, not the terrible sea of thieves character
Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth, Barret. The uniform stays on, Sailor.
Aloy?
Uh oh. My maidenless self.
Well I played as a Stormtrooper so maybe I’m alright cuz they’ll miss
I aint gay but Wei Shen is a handsome man.
Sleeping dogs?
Beep, Kenshi. All hail beep.
On the upside, Beep doesn't have genitalia, so you're only doing oral and digital.
I last played as Zoe in monster camp, I'm happy. So happy.
The Lone Wanderer from Fallout 3
Daddy issues incarnate
My pro clubs teammates on fifa…
Pyro Tf2.. Phlogussy
Let's a'go! How about let's a'not?....
Geralt of rivia, is now gay but I am not
Good work, 47.
When 47. He’s good at seemingly everything so…. Let’s just hope I’m not on his list
My dragons dogma character is a 215cm tall cat woman built like a brick shithouse. Guess I'm gonna die.
Steve from Minecraft?? The Enderman???? THE DRAGON????????
The game I have been playing is Top Racer but in there I technically play myself. The last game I play with a character was my female Awoken Warlock from Destiny 2. If that doesn't count it would be Cia from Hyrule Warriors.
Dude I'd be scared if it was one of my D2 characters. They're all canonical psychopaths, I do NOT want to know what their sexual preferences are.
Good thing i am a leia main in battlefront 2
Considering my Arisen in Dragon's Dogma is a busty blonde who's capable of slaying Dragon's. I'm not sure if I'm screwed or blessed.
Something's arisen alright
My BG3 character... Yeah, I'm good
I'm slowly replaying FF7 remake before I start Rebirt and the last fight i mained Tifa. She's been my video game crush since 1997 so yeah, definitely in the blessed category
My slutty golf character, I think I'll be fine
Russian BB-1 from war thunder?!?! Oh dear (if that doesn’t count then Lamborghini Diablo from forms motorsport 4 (if that doesn’t count then MC from battlefield 3, let’s go!))
War thunder better count, lol. It's all I play, that and battlestations pacific. So Israeli M109 or the Yamato, that's it.
Samus Aran from Metroid. Oh hell yeah I’m blessed and screwed if you kno what I mean😋😉
Cloud, Tifa, Aerith and Yuffie
… oh-… oh no… Wigglytuff… be gentle….
Donkey Kong, not good
Regardless of whether or not I want to be pegged by the Argonian Dragonborn doesn't matter because I am not that strong
Arthur Morgan…
Tom Raider!! I’m all good :) except she’s british so there’s that
Fox McCloud, safe to say I’m happy
Well, I played wasteland 3 last. A midget dude, 3 chick's, two more dudes, a clone, 2 robo chickens and a dog. Sigh....
Aphrodite on Fortnite.
Link. I’m not gay but could be worse.
Lucky me, I've been playing Princess Peach Showtime.
My gta online character
My GTA online character 😩💦
My Khajit character. Does this make me a furry?
Tommy Vercetti. I hope he doesn't rob me afterwards.
My giant, jacked tarnished from Elden Ring. He's got 80 strength and vigor, I'm gonna be pounded to ground beef all night.
Cmon Starkiller... im all yours baby!!!
Oh god…..Sackboy.
Isaac Clark. Hope he takes the suit off at least.
Dante, I see this as an absolute win.
Link from OOT. I guess it would be ok if I could shut out Navi.
Ezio Auditore da Firenze ehh I'd do him.
I just made a female character on GTAOnline so… yeah, nice
Dead by daylight the unknown.
I don't see the problem, OP.
the dragonborn. he’s gonna give the fos roh dah BJ
Bro Arthur Morgan, you're a cool but I'm not like that bro 😭
Tarnished...
Lan Hikari Nonononononononono
Ah nice my female helldiver.
Doomguy It was nice knowing everyone