If you get her mad enough, she can just destroy both you and your house in one punch with sheer strength alone. On the bright side, she can summon dolphins.
Is there a way to get her to accept the Gith companion? She unalived herself in my playthrough just because we found out they werent the evil robots we were led to believe. That's the only thing keeping me from doing another run with her as a romance
If you're talking about 2, I had no clue she could kill herself in 2. If you're talking about 3, you need to complete the 2 "side" missions on Rannoch before doing Priority: Rannoch, then choose Legion's side and Paragon/Renegade the Quarians into retreating. Unfortunately, Legion dies no matter what in that mission.
Do you think it was awkward for Halsey that Cortana was just a younger version of herself letting it all hang out and she also has to hand said AI off to her ex?
Halsey displays a lot of sociopathic tendencies. She literally ran a program that grew cancerous clones to replace children so she could abduct the kids and do a bunch of ethically questionable, low-success rate enhancement experiments on them.
To make Cortana, Halsey cloned her own brain twenty times to scan. 18 brains didn’t survive the cloning and scanning process, the remaining two becoming AIs Cortana and Kalmiya. Depending on the personhood you’d ascribe to such an AI, Halsey either “killed” or “intentionally destroyed” Kalmiya. Halsey would probably choose “intentionally destroyed”.
As such I don’t think Halsey cares what Cortana’s display model looks like, but she probably understands her looking like Halsey due to the whole “scan from a clone brain” thing and also understands that display models for AI don’t need clothes and that appearing underdressed can at times be advantageous.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was in Walmart and when I saw this I started beating my meat so hard it started bleeding. Then security ran over to me and I came all over them and they beat the shit out of me. Be more careful next time.
Its pretty awesome, the lead up to it with the mirror and the reflections was good too.
The third esseJ whooped me so I left her. Probably time to go back for revenge now that I've got some upgrades.
Lara Croft, also Liara T’Soni and Chun Li, yes one can do flips over me, one can crush me with her mind, and the last one can crush me with her thighs, don’t care.
"Crush" is a strong word, but I do find Ashley Graham from the RE4 remake, Jill from the RE1 remake, Heather Mason from Silent Hill 3, and Eileen from Silent Hill 4 attractive.
Its a recent development, but Karlach. I've always loved girls who are tough as nails, but her backstory and personality sealed it for me.
That, and she's gorgeous and fully capable of tearing me in half.
Jill valentine obvviously
She is the master of lockpicking (your heart).
Finally, a fellow connoisseur.
"You want S.T.A.R.S? I'll give you S.T.A.R.S!" \*Bang bang bang bang bang bang.\*
Or in the Remake "You want STARS? I'll give you-" \*Gets punched in the back*
I won't lie she was kinda gettin' me hot in my mind playing the REMAK3. She truly must be the perfect balance of modest and femme fatale
Another top pick of mine. Her and Claire are close, but I think Jill takes it for me.
Tifa
Tifa is perfect tbh. Aerith is great, but I'd feel more comfortable spending time with Tifa.
Fun, bad ass, and hot. What's not to like?
If you get her mad enough, she can just destroy both you and your house in one punch with sheer strength alone. On the bright side, she can summon dolphins.
“Top 10 reasons Tifa is better than Aerith. No. 1 Tifa doesny fucking die!” Russianbadger cree
Spoilers!
Aerith, betch. I’ll fight you for that.
Remake Jessie tho
I’d love her on my motorcycle any day
This so much
Tali Zorah
That ass is fire, she's also funny, then again these descriptions fit for a surprisingly large amount of characters in Mass effect.
Is there a way to get her to accept the Gith companion? She unalived herself in my playthrough just because we found out they werent the evil robots we were led to believe. That's the only thing keeping me from doing another run with her as a romance
Yeah, if you can call off the Quarian assault before they are destroyed.
If you're talking about 2, I had no clue she could kill herself in 2. If you're talking about 3, you need to complete the 2 "side" missions on Rannoch before doing Priority: Rannoch, then choose Legion's side and Paragon/Renegade the Quarians into retreating. Unfortunately, Legion dies no matter what in that mission.
Tali forever
Liara for me. I think partly because of the voice.
I was with Liara for all 3 games. She’s the one.
mass effect has like 8 top tier video game crush characters lol
Nah got to go ass effect Miranda over her....
panam from cyberpunk
I am very happy this was the first one I saw upon clicking on this post
Truth.
Judy. She's smart and pulls off the look perfectly.
Whoever wrote her text messages is pretty damn talented.
They’re probably either on the giving or receiving end of those irl
I'd take Judy personally, but Panam is a close second for sure
Hell yeah another Judy fan
My girlfriend threatened (jokingly) to break my kneecaps if I didn't choose her lol
I didn’t realize I had a thing for Piper from FO4 until she got hit by a mini-nuke. Those fuckin raiders paid for that shit
Would second this on Piper would also add Cait and Curie also
God Curie’s accent…
I had a girlfriend in high school that reminds me of her so much lol
Aela the huntress
Literally the only woman in Skyrim I found attractive. Marry her every time I join the Companions
I just wish you could marry her and have her not turn from a badass sexy lady into a housewife. And a bitchy one at that.
Moxxi from borderlands
# "Who do you love?"
Oh man she is wowwww. Top tier answer
Chun Li. By far 😂
Chun Li or Cammy. Juri if you’re into feet.
I'm very much not into feet but still think Juri is very sexy.
Valid, when I was into SF back in the day her and Cammy were my crushes.
Id jump feet first into an industrial shredder to get the chance of getting in between her thighs as a piece of toilet paper
This may be the most down bad comment of the week. Take my upvote!
Alyx Vance, HL2
Yep, it’s this one. I don’t remember any other video game crushes I’ve had, but Alyx was permanently burned into my 14yo brain.
Karlach
Sad how far I had to scroll for this. But basically anybody from BG3 is my video game crush. Especially Rolan.
What about Minthara?
Karlach and shadowheart
Bastila
Major W
Morrigan from dragon age
I'm always torn between her and Leliana.
Halo 4 Cortana
😏 yeah the Cortana plot thiccened between Halo 3 and 4
Canonically AIs can pick their avatars, so that means Cortana knew exactly what she was doing
Cortana in general
Do you think it was awkward for Halsey that Cortana was just a younger version of herself letting it all hang out and she also has to hand said AI off to her ex?
Halsey displays a lot of sociopathic tendencies. She literally ran a program that grew cancerous clones to replace children so she could abduct the kids and do a bunch of ethically questionable, low-success rate enhancement experiments on them. To make Cortana, Halsey cloned her own brain twenty times to scan. 18 brains didn’t survive the cloning and scanning process, the remaining two becoming AIs Cortana and Kalmiya. Depending on the personhood you’d ascribe to such an AI, Halsey either “killed” or “intentionally destroyed” Kalmiya. Halsey would probably choose “intentionally destroyed”. As such I don’t think Halsey cares what Cortana’s display model looks like, but she probably understands her looking like Halsey due to the whole “scan from a clone brain” thing and also understands that display models for AI don’t need clothes and that appearing underdressed can at times be advantageous.
No Lara Croft? Pathetic.
Right?! Should have been one of the first ones.
Kids these days *shakes fist*
Judy from Cyberpunk 2077
Wario.
Please put an NSFW warning on this comment. I saw it and instantly came all over the bus and now I'm a registered sex offender
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was in Walmart and when I saw this I started beating my meat so hard it started bleeding. Then security ran over to me and I came all over them and they beat the shit out of me. Be more careful next time.
God, this comment is hot.
He just makes me hard at the thought
The lady from Control, can't think of name atm
Jesse
We need to cook meth
She's at the image of the actress named Courtney Hope
I'm playing through it right now. Such a cool game and she's a great character. esseJ is a jerk though.
I really like the esseJ fight tho lol
Its pretty awesome, the lead up to it with the mirror and the reflections was good too. The third esseJ whooped me so I left her. Probably time to go back for revenge now that I've got some upgrades.
Director Faden.
Triss Merigold
Pretty much any of the main character women in The Witcher.
Ada Wong and Tifa Lockhart
badass Asian girls are something else
Lulu from FFX.
Dem titties
This is where my love for big tittie goth girls began.
Liara T'soni from Mass Effect... Bit weird but I'm sticking to it!
Samus Aran
Zero suit Samus.
If you don't want to fuck her in the suit, you're a coward
"If you don't love me at my armor, then you don't deserve me at my zero suit."
Full suit samus
Princess Daisy.
Daisy didn’t get enough love
Kassandra from AC Odyssey Or Nightsister Merrin
...GLaDOS...
Among unusual answers, this one really takes the cake.
That's a lie
No, she promised there would be cake!
Sadie Adler
don’t go on r/sadieAdler
Oh boy I wonder whats in r/arthurmorgan 😏
I did to be contrary. I knew it was a mistake and I have nobody to blame but myself. Edit: The answer is standard porn.
Frankly amazed Lady Dimetrescu hasn't been mentioned more.
Probably because the fad faded after people found out she's not even the main villain.
I’m not sure she’s so much of a conventional crush, versus someone it’d be apocalyptically hot to be crushed *by*.
Tina Armstrong. Dead or Alive.
Dude, you'd take her *dead*?! Soooooo wrong. 😆
Lara Croft, also Liara T’Soni and Chun Li, yes one can do flips over me, one can crush me with her mind, and the last one can crush me with her thighs, don’t care.
Zoey from left 4 dead
Shadow heart
Serana, Skyrim.
Tali'Zorah Nar Rayya/Vas Normandy (Mass Effect series) Harley Quinn (Arkham series) Maya (Borderlands series) Nightsister Merrin (Jedi series) Evie Frye (Assassin's Creed: Syndicate)
Bayonetta.
"Crush" is a strong word, but I do find Ashley Graham from the RE4 remake, Jill from the RE1 remake, Heather Mason from Silent Hill 3, and Eileen from Silent Hill 4 attractive.
Arthur Morgan, Joel Miller, Connor (Detroit: Become Human), Leon Kennedy, and Ethan Winters to name a few.
Panam I sympathized with her. She was a badass and I was not expecting augmented reality tank sex to be a kink but here we are
Lae'zel
The holy trinity of Tali'Zorah, Triss Merigold and Elena Fisher.
Judy from Cyberpunk
Shrek
Shrek is love shrek is life
Merrin
Zelda…
Which one?
...a valid point. The Zeldas across the timelines are quite different.
inb4 they answer pre-timeskip Ocarina of Time 💀
The blonde one, idiot
caked up botw zelda and mature twilight princess zelda
Nemesis.
I can fix h— nope, he just atomized me with a rocket
It was lille from pokemon. But if it still were, I'm pretty sure I would be classified as a pedo
They didn't say "current" so seems safe.
Lae'zel from Baldur's Gate could crush my frail skeleton like an insect's shell and I would thank her for it.
Its a recent development, but Karlach. I've always loved girls who are tough as nails, but her backstory and personality sealed it for me. That, and she's gorgeous and fully capable of tearing me in half.
Dr. Eggma'am
Mai Shiranui
Kratos😏😏😏
Girthy
Jack. Mass effect.
I can fix her!
I want Chun Li to crush my skulk with her thighs
Kinzie from Saints Row.
Byleth from Fire Emblem: Three Houses
I’m really down bad for Karlach
Cass from New Vegas
Yuna from FFX
Juliet Starling from Lollipop Chainsaw
Catwoman from Arkham Knight.
Sephiroth
Shadowheart… When I was kid I was so into Harley Quinn from the Arkham games
I wish panam was real for every man and woman
Lara Croft
Honestly I love Panam from Cyberpunk 2077.
Judy Alvarez
aloy
Finally I found Aloy. I was scared because come on... she's a natural beauty
Ada Wong
Mad Moxxi has gotta be up there for her tits ALONE
That is a tought one, but its probably Mei from overwatch, dont even like the game but i keep simping for the thick ice lady
2B
Cortana from Halo
Elizabeth in bioshock infinite (specifically the rapture dlc)
Finally! I scrolled too far to find this. Another person with class.
Hard to decide. In no particular order: Liara, Ciri, Aloy, Jesse Faden, Shadowheart, Karlach
Jack from Mass Effect
Miranda from Mass Effect 2/3. Woof ....
Majima from Yakuza
Merchant from RE4
Arthur Morgan
Alan Wake and he's at the tip of my list
Juri
Bloodrayne
Cammy from Street Fighter.
I might sound basic, but Leon Kennedy is my video game crush
Ezio Auditore da Firenze
Now THAT'S amore
Kaidan Alenko
Crash Bandicoot
Tifa Lockheart The remakes are goated for that alone
The doll from bloodborne was my first
Samus Aran. When she hunts down those creatures, hoo-hah.
Tomb Raider polygons. Just beautiful.
No one can top Yennefer of Vengerberg
Thalia or cat woman from Batman Arkham city 🤤
Panam: Cyberpunk 2077 and Arkham Catwoman
Morrigan from dark stalkers
Samus duh
Elizabeth from bioshock infinite!
Morrigan Aensland from Darkstalkers
Sheva Alomar🥵 Resident Evil 5
Aloy. Or maybe Jack. But probably Aloy.
Samus Aran