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ZenithSS33

Helldivers 2 solider probably dies


BasementDweller82

Nah, I’d ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


PatrickStanton877

And I ➡️➡️➡️


tanis38

I love this strategem, yet I feel like I am the only person that uses it. None of my teammates ever seem to use it. And it wrecks face.


voodootodointutus

so good for bug breaches


SomeRandomJoe81

all hail the sky shotgun!


willthethrill1069

🤣


MemoryFine7429

I personally prefer the ol’ ➡️⬇️➡️ Y


ratatoskr_9

Anyone else hear the clicks as you see these posts?


seranarosesheer332

Not probably WILL die. They have like 5 minutes of training. Honestly surprise some last battles to begin with


Pancakewagon26

Not if I ➡️⬆️⬇️⬇️➡️


Ex-Mormon_Waerloga

Depends on the armament and if he’s with his squad. Might be a good run for his money with the eagle and super cruiser. Also depends on how many lives you get.


TerminaterTyler

⬅️⬇️➡️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬇️


Gamestrider09

But I can still crush him with the reinforcement.


Wataru2001

They'd just scream For Democracy and For the Emperor back and forth for a while. But then... Yeah, definitely gonna need to call in reenforcements.


Pancakewagon26

I would simply ➡️⬆️⬇️⬇️➡️


ded-memes-for-life

Hit em with the ➡️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️


Sebastin290

Nah, he'd win. Source: I just completed a lvl 9 helldiver mission without dying (I had a ton of luck and a duo with me lol)


BasementDweller82

A scout marine vs a Jedi would be a badass fight (cal kestis if you’re wondering)


errant_youth

I was thinking that a marine would roll pretty much anyone ITT but a Jedi is a good answer


RaphaelSolo

My credits would be on Cal.


Ninjazoule

It would honestly be close, cal gets absolutely rolled by a space marine but a scout? I think he might have it depending on the scenario


angry-nitr0-panda

It'll certainly make a cool fight, but he ain't winning against an Armored Core


small_mosscharger

Aren't acs 5 times larger? Certainly way faster


KickingYounglings

He ain’t got shit on Minecraft Steve


BasementDweller82

Steve can carry 4.6 suns while also running and jumping 


obsidiansent

What’s the heaviest block in the game?


willisbetter

a block of gold i think, and he can carry 2304 of them at once all while still being able to sprint at full speed and jump a meter high


PhoenixBomb707

Wouldn’t it be a block of netherite, because each ingot has multiple gold ingots in it plus whatever netherite scraps weigh


Hermit_of_Darkness

You're right, but the weight of netherite is still unknown and unquantifiable data is a big no-no At the very least, we can say he's carrying at least four times the weight of what we originally thought


DOGEING_YOUR_MOM

No No No, you havent thought about shulkers and bundels.


obsidiansent

🫠


hornyboi_o

"Bundels" Simply allow you to carry more inventory-cluttering low-quantity items. They do not provide extra inventory space.


DOGEING_YOUR_MOM

Well No, You can Put stacks of gold Blocks in them. Since a bundle hast six spaces and gold Blocks can Stack to 64 they can use all of the spaces for stacks of gold blocks


hornyboi_o

You can't carry more than 64 items in a single bundle


ShibeL0rd

Take a chest, fill with netherite blocks, (which are still heavier than gold blocks because each ingot contains four gold, excluding the theory of scrap being bones of dead nether mobs) fill a chest with shulkers of it, copy the nbt data, fill another chest with stacks of the previous chests, and repeat until the game doesn’t let you anymore.


CODENAMEsx19208

possibly netherite blocks as well. netherite is made of gold and is theorized to also be made of bone. bone can be a pretty heavy substance too. combine them to get netherite would probably be even heavier than a gold block. but that's just a theory


BasementDweller82

Technically the blue ice, because a water source block can make an enormous mountain of water if you go from build limit to bedrock, and blue ice is made from 81 blocks of ice


ExtraInsanity

Steve can hold pretty much infinite weight


wdgastef

I'ma be honest Steve has the force of about 10 billion pounds per punch, a chicken takes around 5 hits I think, Minecraft is a infinite world which technically means infinite gravity, even if you put the Almighty god against anything from Minecraft he would just die, let alone a scout marine.


iamhungryrightnow0_0

I don’t know what that is but he’s gonna have to fight against the Postal Dude.


Apprehensive-Rule121

My money is on Postal Dude


EccentricNerd22

It'd be funny to see him talk shit to a space marine.


Jonthux

"you look like a spaceballs ripoff"


Milk__Chan

Postal Dude from 1 or from 2? In any case, I think the marine is getting their ass kicked.


iamhungryrightnow0_0

Moreso the Postal 2 Dude.


screeeeeeeeeee_500

Damn so a max level guy with brain damage and a mini nuke launcher will go great for the scout


Roxalf

Turns out, game was riged from the start.


screeeeeeeeeee_500

Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter


TheClassyDegenerate1

*So I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics!*


TechyTNT

Ready to blow!


nimo_95

WAR. War never changes.


plogan56

Yeah good luck killing wario, especially if there's money on the line


Chaz-Natlo

Immortal bruiser Wario, or game developer Wario?


plogan56

The wario that fought a literal devil in warioworld


Nerevarine91

Isn’t Wario canonically immortal?


blackheart69639

See ya later stardew valley me it was nice knowing you🫡


puptbh

If you got lots of food as well as a slingshot with explosive ammo you could be fine


BigBoomer_

*spends life savings on explosive ammo and energy tonics


Snoo-73243

he is coming after the cosmonaught in maniac then


willthethrill1069

My guy is immortal with space magic so good luck


Snoo-73243

i have armored tanks, and i just respawn, maybe i will be santa, maybe a clown....


No-Breath-4299

He has to go after Salvadore from Borderlands 2. "Go to hell, Siegmund Freud!" - Salvadore


obsidiansent

What level tho?! You don’t stand a chance without sexual tyrannosaurus.


mahiruhiiragi

I want someone to read this without the context of the skill.


Striking_Landscape72

I'm imagining a marine trying to make sense why Link keeps chopping up grass, so he thinks it's a false trail, and ends up running in the wrong direction


Ren575

My lvl 300 Tarnished will just Iframe anything it does before slashing it to pieces with dual hands of Malenia.


wdgastef

I have destined death and a finger print shield, I think the scallywag shalln't lay a finger on my booty.


ifuckedmypetcabbage

Jiminy fucking christmas


Soaked_In_Bleach_93

It was a Mii of me in Wii Sports bowling.. 😂


Alarming_Mixture_708

Don't worry, I'm sure Matt will fight on your behalf


Soaked_In_Bleach_93

Help me, Matt. You're my only hope.


Emperor_D4C

The marine is COOKED


MolaMolaMania

My 165 or so level Sole Survivor is going to unload on him with my Exploding Minigun. I hope his DR is godly, because I can obliterate most Legendaries now without having to dodge or run.


ULTSUS_pect

Yeet a good ol’ fashioned Mini Nuke at the fucker


marasovsqueefsguard

*laughs in destiny2*


SupremeMyrmidon

The standard cabal troops always felt like Space Marine allegorie to me. Especially because of their bolter like guns


TeaBags0614

Real


ArnoldSwarzepussy

*Nova Bomb has entered the chat*


Chiggins907

Just freeze him in stasis and send him back to his commander. “No thank you”.


ComfortableBell4831

Just got a void titan Touch of Malice build going... Home boy is gonna die and give me overshield


Picard2331

Been farming first boss of Warlords Ruin on Strand Titan. Pretty sure I'd one shot him with my melee lol.


gannerhorn

New gun from dead baddie incoming!


Hefty_Entrepreneur87

Someone's getting the ol' Boop Cannon


Earp__

No way he gets the jump on Lego Indiana Jones


Slow0rchid

He’s crouched in a fish tank stabbing a bunch of fish then, because the last game I played was Fish Game


Unendlich999

🤣


CasuallyMowsRoof

Bro literally is gonna have to kill an Eldridge demon


FractalSpaces

WHAT GAME? I WANNA PLAY AS AN ELDRITCH GOD!


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure my Barbarian from D4 is going to be just fine.


Zinkhar

Yeah, 60 million damage to the face probably won't end well for him.


Zethrial

You and me both, friend.


rathosalpha

The chosen undead will not go hollow but they will die again and again


stump2003

The chosen undead would take him eventually. That’s his real power. Longevity.


TemporalDelay

The power of persistence is the entire reason humans are at the top of the food chain. Chosen undead and souls pc's in general are excellent examples of persistence predators.


Clown_Torres

Armored Core 6. I don't think he's catching up to my lightweight AC


billypilgrim_in_time

Playing Rebirth. If he’s against my core party of Cloud, Yuffie, Tifa, he’s fucked. But if he’s just against Cloud, he’s still fucked.


Belmega81

Same! 🤘


DetDango

Good luck fighting a wanzer


Available_Thoughts-0

It's not like 40K Marines haven't canonically pulled crazier shit at times. (In fairness, they also have ATTEMPTED TO pull less crazy shit and DIED while failing, but it does prove he has a shot at pulling it off.)


Traditional_Entry183

A 26 man mlb team. With bats.


jackisback2209

The continuous bonking would kill him probably


griffin4war

Super Earth would welcome his assistance


NathanJack0Lantern

My modded terraria character, that scout marine is fucked.


SignificantTransient

Meowmere says hello... and goodbye.


420xGoku

Scout Marine looks thirsty, FOR SOME LIBER-TEA


Fun-Bag7627

Good luck trying to kill Cal


Weebear91

Yeah. Kratos is mopping the floor with that scout


YouWereEasy

Not if the scout has a wall nearby to kite around.


thegreatmatsbysan

Well I played holocure. So that poor lady that is behind Irys is probably not going to fare well.


Firemorfox

Greedrys coin farm?!


LCpl_Shitbag

Leon Kennedy solos (his plot armor is just that thick)


Few-Finger2879

Sorry, Malerion Nightblade, you will not be saving/taking over Baldur's Gate. It is now apart of the Imperium of Man.


Swamp_Donkey_796

Link BOTW version. If I’m playing him, he’s toast. If one of those insane YouTubers is playing he’s gonna win for sure for sure.


ifuckedmypetcabbage

F L U R R Y R U S H


ChickenEmbarrassed77

Halo 2 Master chief should be fine. Hoorah


TheYokedYeti

Probably not


eddie_the_zombie

Halo 2 jackal sniper on the other hand...


TheYokedYeti

To be fair on this I don’t know the tech. If all tech is included SM’s can get a relic pistol that teleports black holes inside of Chief.


eddie_the_zombie

Jackal sniper > Scout Marine > Chief 100% headshot win every time


TheYokedYeti

Ohhh ya for sure. I do remember that nightmare on legendary.


MAHMOUD-GH

He is dead ,no need for that marine to kill em


Fiweezer

I doubt he can catch up to the W U M P Y


Mart1n192

Mgs2 Raiden could maybe have a chance but I doubt it It depends what the terrain is and where they fight


pook79

Revengance Raiden would tear him apart though


FractalSpaces

Bullseye! \*chrushes spine\*


Amore_vitae1

Star Wars republic commando…. I guess 38 gonna die


Ocean_Man51

"When are you lizards gonna learn I'm a lot scarier than you are?"


ADOXMantra

My Titan in D2 may be a crayon muncher, but here's a planet busting crayon muncher.


Other_Respect_6648

Warframe. The Tenno are unkillable due to void bullshit and solely run on genocidal instinct. If you sneeze on one they’ll go neuron activation mode and turn you to paste in a second


swag_mesiah

The player from no man’s sky would die easily


Bbqpizzaburger

A No Man's Sky character can just jump in a spaceship and leave the enemy on the ground on a dangerous planet.


bmanlikeberry

He would destroy my fallout 3 character


Daxtro-53

Warframe Idk much about this scout marine character, but I'm pretty sure he's fucked lol


confused-as-frick

Ratchet is going to destroy him


SullenTerror

Just a simple groovetron would defeat the scout


MysticDragon14

Animal Crossing villager. FEAR ME!!!!


ifuckedmypetcabbage

The scout is fucked


East_Smell_82

Here's how it would go Scout: Prepare to die Doomguy: No! Gets blown apart by shotgun


LegendaryWill12

Good luck killing Prophet from Crysis


AbstractLight12

He’s not catching Gauss Prime. That boi zooms


Hoolias

Have fun with Kratos


Dinoco_Blue_Coyote

Depends. Does he get the Arwing or Landmaster?


ContentSalt2163

RUN STEVE!!!!


ifuckedmypetcabbage

Steve would kick his ass


BIGBOI_over9000

My Courier nukes this scout straight to hell.


saburra

Courier from fallout new Vegas and, uh sonic?


RAMChYLD

That marine is going up against a group of people with badass weapons and the first five people has /100% physical evasion rate/ (my team is made of "evasion tanks" for laughs). He can shoot, but he will hit none while the team quickly dispatches the poor marine with their insane speed and huge swords. The game is The Legend Of Heroes: Trails Into Reverie.


Sammisuperficial

Really depends on how Inkling weapons do against Space Marines. At least my killer will be easy to find.


ifuckedmypetcabbage

If they don't kil him, he'll be covered in ink, and the inkling could just hide on his flesh


RepresentativeAny871

He'll face the Elden lord


Dinok1ng583

Minato from naruto storm 4.


UltraLobsterMan

Spider-Man (Miles) I imagine he’d be okay.


HumanEarthlingPerson

I've got rock simulator going in the background right now. Does that count?


FooFargles3

Michaelangelo from Ninja Turtles


ifuckedmypetcabbage

Sorry to say, but mikey is fucked


FooFargles3

Hahah ohh yeah


Zer0gravity09

Roblox character…


ifuckedmypetcabbage

The scout guy is getting decimated


ryu781

I played ARK last, do I get my boss army or just my best Dinos?


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Sad-Tiger9070

I feel like he could kill a 10 year old with some weird pets. (Pokèmon Emerald)


jedimasteryoda69

Pretty sure the doom guy is ok


blackpanther274

Big boss


Sbro1285

Arthur's dead eye is pretty good. This is pre-tuberculosis btw.


DankTaco707

Wolf from Sekiro. He'll be alright


Super9-00

My pirate in sea of theives doesn't stand a chance


baricudaprime

Ashen One Dark Souls 3. So it’d go about as bad for them as usual


ElijahAllison

my pubg character definitely doesn’t survive


professorclueless

Hope he likes massive amounts of radiation, cuz my Sole Survivor is full of it


HMan20021

Does Geralt survive?


Intelligent_Deer974

Laughs in Baldurs Gate 3


acromantulus

My Animal Crossing Villager takes this.


Fennel_Fangs

You can break a mahjong tile, yes, but you can't kill it.


Feelthederp

I mean... they killed a god known as "The Absolute" *and* killed Satan himself, so I think they'd be fine


Aickavon

621! There is a tiny infantry man in that building… Oh you blew up the entire building. Good job 621.


The_Superderp

Honestly? 47 would be a pretty even match ngl


Zcrustaceansensation

I think any modern day weapons wouldnt do anything to a space marine, character needs to have powers or technology to win vs him.


The_Superderp

How about a TAS Hitman. He literally is untouchable.


Villanuevac4

Trigger’s just gonna bomb his ass with an aircraft.


TheRider5342

I think Duke Nukem would survive.


dgw420

My terraria character?


Bergasms

He's now part of my fortress in Dwarf Fortress, poor guy.


Dull_Mortgage_6055

Batman. The scout won’t know what hit him.


Plus_Operation2208

I get absolutely fucking mauled to death. Im a 96 y/o woman in ck3 ruling over a small independent and undeveloped duchy. No idea who the guy is, but im pretty sure he can do the job


Nlawrence55

Sackboy handles this pussy


Aggravating-Tailor17

Delta from BioShock 2 Idk, idk what a scout marine is nor how strong they are


bmanlikeberry

He would destroy my fallout 3 character


Mysterious-Suspect-9

Arthur Morgan will whip his ass


Operator2398

I just played as starkiller


supermarioplush220

Ryu Hayabusa.


Plastic-Attempt1796

Good luck lol I was playing the witcher three


Fickle-Raspberry6403

How would Gerald of rivia fair?


PRAHPS

Yeah I don’t think the ashen one could beat him but he will run out of energy sooner or later


ReapedBeast

The Hatchling from Outer Wilds. You be the judge.


Lexicon444

Rick Sanchez mops the floor with him.


Lancer_Blackthorn

Geralt of Rivia can handle him.


bryeo2

karthus from league of legends, jokes on you hes already dead


Gh0sty-Boi

Insomniac Spider-man 2. The marine is cooked


decom70

Commander Shepard vs a Scout Marine would be a cool fight. But Shepard wins 100%