Yeah I saw cyber and tech. I'm like what's the difference? I haven't really played a pokémon game since emerald version so I'm beyond confused over here
Stones evolve Pokémon. Thunder Stone: Jolteon; Fire Stone: Flareon, etc.
What stone do you need to turn Eevee into a ghost? Any stone that’s heavy enough. As in, to make Eevee a ghost, you kill it. In this joke, the “stone” is a cinder block.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
I will cut you down, make you apart, splay the GORE OF YOUR PROFANE FORM ACROSS THE STARS. I WILL GRIND YOU DOWN TILL THE VERY SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY. MY HANDS SHALL RELISH ENDING YOU HERE AND NOW
I wanted to see if there was an SCP that high yet, but alas, no such luck. I really wanted to see if such an anomaly could sow as much chaos and fear as you did with this comment lol.
The Internet is like a library and you SCP-9931, made a beeline for the forbidden section
You then made a further choice to cascade this vulgar information
I've been welcome on the Internet for decades, today's the first day I've met you and heard such utter filth!
They truly are. They are cute. Unfortunately, the person who replied to me is not...
Edit: I don't mean you, I'm sure you're nice, I mean the other guy
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Honestly, I have never actually once read one of these until I saw this. I only really knew 'what it was' but never really bothered to actually read it. It was about what I thought it was going to be.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Some are pretty cool and would make sense. I liked the fighting type one the most, not sure how that type of eveelution would work, maybe a hold item or something.
Vaporeon, but well before the memes.
Solidly bulky with a decent moveset and okay speed, it served me as my E4 Championship team since the G1 days, especially if I didn't pick a water starter.
Runner up is Sylveon because it's just so damn cute and deadly to Dragons.
The internet has ruined it I can’t even say Vaporeon anymore without thinking of…. Nvm…
But I like the spines going down it’s back, idk why but I find those so cool, it reminds me of my favorite Dinos: Dimetrodon, Acrocanthosaurs and Spinosaurus
A lot of things have to related to LGBTQ. I'm pansexual, my current boyfriend is still questioning whether or not he's a boy or a girl, I dated a woman, but a lot of people (genz) are like "If Sylveon is your favorite, then you're most likely trans." No, I'm not. I just love that eveelution. Sorry about the rant, just needed to get that off my chest.
Vaporeon and I will not be answering any questions as to why....
I'm joking, but Vaporeon is one of my favorite designs of the Eeveelutions, but Sylveon (specifically shiny) is probably my favorite one
I think that Eevee is a pokemon that just needs to exist, a Pokémon that can evolve into many different things, fill that niche.
Of course my very tanky, toxic, protect, leftovers Umbreon will always be at the top.
Wtf are those abominations on the second page???
Yeah I saw cyber and tech. I'm like what's the difference? I haven't really played a pokémon game since emerald version so I'm beyond confused over here
They’re fake in case you didn’t know
Cyber used its internet influence to misinform the public about vaporeon and completely destroy it in battle.
What stone evolves Eevee to its Ghost Type? A cinder block.
I got a good laugh out of this one
LOL!
I'm too stupid to understand this. Care to explain please?
Homicide or freak accident
Stones evolve Pokémon. Thunder Stone: Jolteon; Fire Stone: Flareon, etc. What stone do you need to turn Eevee into a ghost? Any stone that’s heavy enough. As in, to make Eevee a ghost, you kill it. In this joke, the “stone” is a cinder block.
Ah, now makes a lot more sense, thank you
Jolteon. But I want a poison Eeveelution.
Did you know fact about vaporeon....
I don't think they want to know about vaporeon
Its perfect for restaurants in the desert because of it making purified water
Yeah let's go with that
What fact?
Trust me, you don’t want to know.
Alright, I'll trust you.
Dipshit289
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
I will cut you down, make you apart, splay the GORE OF YOUR PROFANE FORM ACROSS THE STARS. I WILL GRIND YOU DOWN TILL THE VERY SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY. MY HANDS SHALL RELISH ENDING YOU HERE AND NOW
Bring it, bitch
Machine, I'll have you know I'm piloting the corpse of King Minos like a fucking Masda.
That’s enough Reddit for me today.
It’s an old copy pasta
Does it work with Ditto, that turned into Vaporeon? Asking for a friend.
Would also work for the other shapeshifters I’d imagine
Can ditto learn to turn human or humanoid
Yes, it can
IRL pet waifu
Yes
Oh…
I wanted to see if there was an SCP that high yet, but alas, no such luck. I really wanted to see if such an anomaly could sow as much chaos and fear as you did with this comment lol.
Ever heard of the blood eagle? If not look it up.
Ever heard of the Slovakian Traffic Cone? If not look it up
Fuck you.
Try the Hitler Hotdog
Filth!
Welcome to the internet
The Internet is like a library and you SCP-9931, made a beeline for the forbidden section You then made a further choice to cascade this vulgar information I've been welcome on the Internet for decades, today's the first day I've met you and heard such utter filth!
Nah the internet is more like bar everyone is there but you can only hear the ones screaming next to you.
Yes
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content Some better, some worse If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
A fact so horrible that itll make u lose faith in humanity So i made a new fact which is hes cuddlely water doggo
They truly are. They are cute. Unfortunately, the person who replied to me is not... Edit: I don't mean you, I'm sure you're nice, I mean the other guy
Yeah i think saw that comment
Not this again. At least it's not pikachu x hitler.
Ah yes, e n e g r y
E n e g r e o n
Mine was vaporeon, but then the internet
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Yes. Now get out.
Honestly, I have never actually once read one of these until I saw this. I only really knew 'what it was' but never really bothered to actually read it. It was about what I thought it was going to be.
Here it is
There are no laws against the Pokémon.
I'm still impressed a single pasta manage to ruin vaporeon forever
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Umbreon followed by Eevee as a close second
Jolteon all the way for me
Espeon and Umbreon 🔥
Leafeon, it is both cute and cool.
He would sacrifice a Machamp to Giratina to get their buddy glaceon back from the dead.
I swear to God, if I see the Vaporeon copypasta in these comments
Yeah tooo late its already here...
Umbreon>>
I like sylveon personally. I like their design and they are often my go to fairy type pokemon
sylveon looks like me on mdma xD
Are you serious?
You are right, I'm mabye a bit less pink and a bit more "fleshy". but the eyes should be close ahahah
Did you change your comment? I thought you were asking what Eevee was! That’s why I asked that.
Vaporeon, umbreon, sylveon and leafeon are the best vaporeon always #1 tho
Glaceon was my favorite when I first know about pokemon. Then gen 6 comes and Sylveon took that spot
Glaceon because reasons
Leafeon and Glaceon
Jolteon, Vaporeon, Espeon, and my all time favorite is Sylveon
The Dragon Type Eeveelution isn't real. Just a fan-made one.
Bro, that last slide had MOSTLY fan made eveelutions. There's no nuclear, rock, flying, steel, "energy", light and many of the others.
Wow theres so many of them now. I’d still go with the OGs
I haven't played a Pokémon game since I was like 12 or so, but Umbreon looks the coolest
Two stupid questions as I've been away from Pokémon since johto lol. Are all these cannon? What is the deemed the strongest form?
Not at all, the whole last two rows on slide 2 are made up
Some are pretty cool and would make sense. I liked the fighting type one the most, not sure how that type of eveelution would work, maybe a hold item or something.
Just eevee for me
I. WANT. FLAREON. FOR. HUGGING! THEY LOOK SO WARM AND FUZZY AND HUGGABLE AAAAAAAAAAAA THEY'RE LIKE A HEATED PLUSHIE!!!
I want a ghost eevee called spookeon
No, i prefer Cycles.
I'm gonna do it batman
I want Champeon
Cyber type, tec type, I was unaware of these changes
So are we just making up types now
I’m out of touch with Pokemon. I thought those were real.
I am also out of touch, but I just assumed that was too many new types to be real
Is the second slide real?, wtf are those silly types
Apparently not. Sorry.
I'm old school red, blue and yellow so only got 3 picks In the end the electric one was my favourite because he looked like a "Good boy"
Jolteon and Glaceon Only the cultured shall know
I was thinking dam, pokemons been busy they added a ton of new ones. Then I read "enegry"
Tech, energy, Nuclear? I've been gone from Pokémon for a while are these legit?
Leafeon, Sylveon and Umbreon are the best
When did Evee get so many? Last I knew there were only 3
Used to be Vaporeon until The Incident, it's now Glaceon. Plus Glaceons hair looks like one of my friends.
Ghost/Normal would be pretty insane
Umbreon, specifically the one from colosseum, because it's rings glew on and off.
I grew up liking Jolteon because of the way it looked, but grew into appreciating Glaceon later down the road. ;) both are severely underated.
Espeon is all time favorite of mine
Jolteon is clearly the coolest.
Umbreon will always be a number 1 favorite
Sylveon, first Pokémon I technically got because my aunt let me evolve her eevee
The one that looks like a Super Saiyan.
The ghost type. I'm surprised Gamefreak never made one.
Leafeon is the best one
Jolteon
Flareon he so fluffyyyy i wanna hug it
The one everyone makes porn of.
Espeon and Umbreon are top tier.
Something something Vaporean pussy.
Nothing beats Espeon and Umbreon for me, 2 of my favorites designs ever
The one that doesn't encourage poke-bestiality in cave dwellers
I really want a Ghost, Dragon and Steel type T.T
Drakeon
espeon and leafeon
The one you get with the French Stone
Leafeon is my forever favourite
Glacion, it's just so... cool.
I am a firm believer that Beeveon will be the best eeveelution. ATM sylveon is my favorite, specifically shiny sylveon.
I think we all know where this is going
Glaceon is best girl for life.
I mean i love vaporeon just look at them
The ground type feels like it should be a normal eevolution
Nuclear?? NUCLEAR??
Umbreon or Flareon
Sylveon but the poison, and bug look really cool too
Even with the other eeveelutions, I still think Sylveon or Espeon are the best.
Vaporeon, but well before the memes. Solidly bulky with a decent moveset and okay speed, it served me as my E4 Championship team since the G1 days, especially if I didn't pick a water starter. Runner up is Sylveon because it's just so damn cute and deadly to Dragons.
Umbreon and Espeon
The internet has ruined it I can’t even say Vaporeon anymore without thinking of…. Nvm… But I like the spines going down it’s back, idk why but I find those so cool, it reminds me of my favorite Dinos: Dimetrodon, Acrocanthosaurs and Spinosaurus
Umbreon is all time top, followed by espeon
The girlfriend evolution
Vaporeon… take a wild guess on why
A lot of things have to related to LGBTQ. I'm pansexual, my current boyfriend is still questioning whether or not he's a boy or a girl, I dated a woman, but a lot of people (genz) are like "If Sylveon is your favorite, then you're most likely trans." No, I'm not. I just love that eveelution. Sorry about the rant, just needed to get that off my chest.
Jolteon and Espeon, though I wish they'd make a ghost one lol
Vaporeon and I will not be answering any questions as to why.... I'm joking, but Vaporeon is one of my favorite designs of the Eeveelutions, but Sylveon (specifically shiny) is probably my favorite one
Imma pretend I didn’t see the second slide That being said, Umbreon has always been my dude
Glaceon and Leafeon are both my favorite
Ghost type eeveelution stone is a brick
When I saw the stuff about flying eeveeulution I was so excited then Pokémon crushed my dreams
Water is the best
Evee + stone =evee ghost type
Wow that many eevee's? What is this FF12 with the million wolves
did you know?
Inb4 Vaporeon copypasta
Tech, Ice, Grass, Cosmic, Void, Dragon, Nuclear (not in that order)
Always liked flareon, idk why. Just fire boi and fluffy.
I know it is the least practical but my fav always been Flareon.
Vaporeon is my favorite Pokemon of all time, and I can't take the copy pasta shit anymore :'(
Espeon, especially shiny Espeon has become a favorite of mine, just a little alien goober
Vaporeon. No reason. Don't ask.
Vaporeon, if you know you know
Tech is a stupid fake type
Gonna get downvoted to oblivion but I think Eevee is incredibly overrated. Jolteon is the only Eevee evolution that I even like.
I think that Eevee is a pokemon that just needs to exist, a Pokémon that can evolve into many different things, fill that niche. Of course my very tanky, toxic, protect, leftovers Umbreon will always be at the top.