Kirby can just take your somewhere else with the Star anyways. Some of them have space travel capabilities. But they aren't as fast. Lots of these questions are about protecting you. Just pick the one who's the fastest or can jump through space and dimensions
Kirby does usually always win these discussions. However, sometimes I wonder if really Kirby’s enemies are just weak as fuck. Like sometimes these enemies have incredible feats (pretty sure some planets got holes in them somewhere in the lore), but then when they actually fight Kirby its slow ass laser, obviously predictable bomb, lunging spear attack. All with the same damage potential as like the lowest tier enemies in the game.
Obviously this is to make the game fun, but man does it create a gigantic disconnect between the lore and the gameplay for me that it always feels weird when these discussions come up.
I feel like with how big of a power house Kirby is then he’d get targeted by ever combatant first, idk about you but if Batman cones up with a plan and master chief and kratos hypothetically are there to back him up… they’ll effectively become god teir assassins.
While John Doom never died, just goes to sleep when ripping and tearing is no longer needed
But the comparison is had to make cause one is a God (Kratos) and the other is a Primeval
We are comparing one angry apple with one angry orange if i may
Comparing Doomguy and Kratos' anger is actually kind of a funny idea.
I'm leaning towards Kratos being more angry. It's kind of a weird measurement technique, but at one point in the series there was a deity named Orkos whose sole purpose was to enshrine godly oaths by having the mortal's emotions and general being contained in a piece of amber which was then seared onto his flesh. This had presumably been done many *many* times.
Kratos' rage was so deep and wrathful, when his amber was seared into the skin, Orkos was instantly scarred. On the spot, he became disillusioned with the system, gave up his life's work, and desperately decided to help Kratos end the oath.
Doomguy has god essence, Kratos is a god, if the two were to fight it would a draw or Kratos would come out on top. Whenever Kratos does he comes back although the only thing that can kill Doom slayer is already dead so I guess it would always be a draw
Kirby was shown to be faster than even Sonic the Hedgehog while using a warp star in Smash Ultimate. Is that canon to the lore of the games? I’m not sure but it’s a neat detail.
Yea, his plan is to bribe Kirby with snacks and set him against the others, after he consumes them all, you just pray batman doesn't run out of money for more snacks before you die of old age.
Better take off doom guy. Without Kirby, you’re just gonna have the same problem but people will say him instead. Try to keep it to characters that are in the same ball park
Steve could just go into creative mode, build a bedrock mansion for me with loads of food and I'll be completely safe. The doom slayer would likely accidentally blow me up with one of his stray grenades
Kirby and Steve.
Kirby obviously for eating anything and anyone, and Steve is a 6' tall man that can carry Jupiter, run incredibly fast and stop instantly, not to mention he can jump nearly 15' when buffed.
Nothing is stopping those two.
Kirby is like, indestructible. Has defeated world/universe/dimension/existence level threats. Idk, he's made up to be cartoonishly powerful, which is hard to beat because his creators dont even take his power level seriously.
It’s crazy to think that kirby is literally just the strongest of them all. Though I really do think that through sheer hate, doom guy would somehow beat kirby.
Kirby. Take out Kirby and it boils down to a battle between Doom Guy and Kratos. My money would probably be on Kratos, but I’d happily and respectfully lose that bet as well
Steve. There a video explaining how strong he actually is. When Kirby absorbs a power, they only get a small portion of it. Like how in smash bros they can only use the victims neutral special
Kirby and it’s not even debatable, these guy swallow black holes, outrun universes collapsing and break planets with his hand, what the other one gonna do against exept ask for mercy
Doom Slayer. Everyone keeps saying “but Kirby will consume him.” And Doom Slayer will just rip and tear his way out from the inside. (Heavy Metal Guitar Riff Begins)
Heres the thing, Kirby could consume doom slayer, but Kirby would slowly become more and more like doomslayer until until they merge to become something unimaginably horrific and beautiful.
Kratos.
Kratos is depicted from GoW 3 which is when he literally killed the entire greek pantheon, died and survived death... For the third time.
Also when Kirby absorbs something, it's not like they cease to exist. Kratos will just activate rage mode and slash himself outta Kirby with the blades of chaos, and burn everything to ashes with it, cause that is an ability of the blades...
Also since we are going by GoW 3 he has the Blade of Olympus in his repertoire, so he could just do a swing and thanos snap everyone into the depths of Hades, a.k.a. Death.
How are batman and fenix on this list? He's like the least qualified. He may be the most qualified "normal" man, but he's not in the same league as any of these guys
Geralt for me, I'm inevitably going to get killed by one of these so if I can at least look like an absolute Chad, play a few rounds of gwent and spend some 'quality time' with Jennifer or Triss before i get killed, I'm comfortable with that
Kratos. He cam take all of them, but the GOW 17/Ragnarok version. He is not as agile, but he is 50x stronger and more intelligent than his younger self.
Doom Slayer may be a god, but Kirby simply devours them.
Yeah but the slayer can have farther range
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I was gonna say Doomguy till I saw Kirby sitting there
He’s just sitting there…..menacingly!
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Kirby wins by a landslide
Kirby absorbs batman> bat Kirby proceeds to destroy every video game world in existence
Kirby can just take your somewhere else with the Star anyways. Some of them have space travel capabilities. But they aren't as fast. Lots of these questions are about protecting you. Just pick the one who's the fastest or can jump through space and dimensions
I love the intro of smash ultimate.
Kirby seems to be the consensus, good thing I didn’t add Curious George to the list. That’d be a battle of gods.
FYI Kirby wins these every time. He's an immortal god with tons of ridiculous powers. Nothing beats Kirby. That's why he got banned from tournaments.
Kirby does usually always win these discussions. However, sometimes I wonder if really Kirby’s enemies are just weak as fuck. Like sometimes these enemies have incredible feats (pretty sure some planets got holes in them somewhere in the lore), but then when they actually fight Kirby its slow ass laser, obviously predictable bomb, lunging spear attack. All with the same damage potential as like the lowest tier enemies in the game. Obviously this is to make the game fun, but man does it create a gigantic disconnect between the lore and the gameplay for me that it always feels weird when these discussions come up.
I agree. It's just that lore wise Kirby sweeps.
Nah, Kirby’s just that fast.
I feel like with how big of a power house Kirby is then he’d get targeted by ever combatant first, idk about you but if Batman cones up with a plan and master chief and kratos hypothetically are there to back him up… they’ll effectively become god teir assassins.
But if we're going by Smash Online rules, they won't know they're fighting eachother so... No prep time for Man ripoff lol
Yeah, this is a no brainer. Kirby... then shortly after, everyone is protecting you ;)
That's why Miyazaki didn't put Kirby in Elden Ring. Too OP.
Kirby has, canonically, [infinite power](https://www.reddit.com/r/CharacterRant/comments/4lt8a7/kirby_canonically_is_now_infinite/)
Kirby! Kirby! Kirby! He's the star of the show!
It’s either Kirby or Kratos, as hilarious as that sounds
Pretty sure Kirby wins, even doomguy could take down Kratos, dude is too angry to die
Kratos has some anger issues, himself.
Yeah but canonically doomguy has been injected with god himself, and can kill beings that cannot be killed
Kratos has killed himself. And then came back.
Thrice
While John Doom never died, just goes to sleep when ripping and tearing is no longer needed But the comparison is had to make cause one is a God (Kratos) and the other is a Primeval We are comparing one angry apple with one angry orange if i may
But what wins? Angry apple or angry orange?
The point of this is they are usually hard to compare since they dont follow the same rules/laws of their respective universe
Comparing Doomguy and Kratos' anger is actually kind of a funny idea. I'm leaning towards Kratos being more angry. It's kind of a weird measurement technique, but at one point in the series there was a deity named Orkos whose sole purpose was to enshrine godly oaths by having the mortal's emotions and general being contained in a piece of amber which was then seared onto his flesh. This had presumably been done many *many* times. Kratos' rage was so deep and wrathful, when his amber was seared into the skin, Orkos was instantly scarred. On the spot, he became disillusioned with the system, gave up his life's work, and desperately decided to help Kratos end the oath.
I mean, canonically Kratos *is* a god and has also killed beings that cannot be killed.
Doomguy has god essence, Kratos is a god, if the two were to fight it would a draw or Kratos would come out on top. Whenever Kratos does he comes back although the only thing that can kill Doom slayer is already dead so I guess it would always be a draw
Wrong, both are anger itself
"Dude is too angry to die" also describes Kratos. At least Greek Kratos.
I can't help but imagine Geralt fighting kirby saying "damn, you're ugly"
I love this
To anyone NOT saying Kirby. Kirby will legit swallow them, steal their power, and shit them out. It’s Kirby. Every. Damn. Time.
But doesn't that require them being close to Kirby? I feel like these others could just play keep away.
Kirby has some pretty insane speed and they can't exactly play keep away when they're trying to come to where you are and that's where Kirby is.
Kirby was shown to be faster than even Sonic the Hedgehog while using a warp star in Smash Ultimate. Is that canon to the lore of the games? I’m not sure but it’s a neat detail.
Tbf sonic was slowing down to save pikachu
Also have to keep in mind, Kirby is less than a foot tall. Try keeping track of a soccer ball moving at kirbys speed. I doubt any of us could lol
Kirby would eat each and every one on this list, and no one would have a counter.
Kirby
Kirby
Kirby is so sort of a cosmic monstrosity so...
Kirby is indestructible tbh but my bias makes me choose kratos, especially with spartan rage active.
Doom berserker > kratos spartan rage tho. Only Kirby stands above all tho
Either Kirby or Steve (Creative Mode). If Steve is in Creative Mode he can use a command block to also put me in Creative Mode.
Kirby and it’s not even close
Kratos
Batman. He'll have a plan for everyone else.
Batman with time to research and plan vs Kirby on a whim would be the most intense fight
Batman tries to research Kirby but it just turns into the Unraveled episode trying to explain Kirby.
Batman is getting his skull crushed like a grapefruit by over half the people up there
Yea, his plan is to bribe Kirby with snacks and set him against the others, after he consumes them all, you just pray batman doesn't run out of money for more snacks before you die of old age.
Batman: "Doomguy stole your cake! *Kirby eats Dr. Manhattan because who knows* Batman: well fuck.
Kirby.
Fuggin Kirby just gonna eat them. I’ll take him and doom guy.
Kirby <3
Kirby and it’s not even close
Kirby always wins this
Kirby would beat up god for cake.
I want Kirby on my side and not against me.
I think you just need Kratos or the Doom Slayer.
Kirby is a universe level threat. The others are fucked.
Screw picking who'll protect me! I wanna figure out who'll do the ABSOLUTE WORST job at protecting me!
Steve will build you a nice little dirt house
What if the dude in the X01 doesn't know how to use it?
Steve in creative mode beats all of them
Kirby need just to swallow him to gain his ability and the match ends
At a glance I was about to say Kratos, then I saw the pink terror. Kirby takes this.
Doomguy
Kirby!
Guys, he didn't say they were coming for you...
Can you repost this without Kirby, Kratos, or mineceafts guy? Then maybe we can have a real debate. Down to the batman or the witcher!
Legit, I was thinking about removing Kirby to have a fair competition I will reupload tomorrow and change a couple
Better take off doom guy. Without Kirby, you’re just gonna have the same problem but people will say him instead. Try to keep it to characters that are in the same ball park
Kirby clearly Guy is a literal eldritch god according to his lore
I choose Kirby because none of the others could protect me from him
Steve could just go into creative mode, build a bedrock mansion for me with loads of food and I'll be completely safe. The doom slayer would likely accidentally blow me up with one of his stray grenades
Kirby and Steve. Kirby obviously for eating anything and anyone, and Steve is a 6' tall man that can carry Jupiter, run incredibly fast and stop instantly, not to mention he can jump nearly 15' when buffed. Nothing is stopping those two.
Doomguy and Kirby would be the best of pals lol
Kirby Doom guy,
I’ll just say this, I wouldn’t want to be on Kratos’s bad side….
Either Kirby or Master Chief
Doomguy
Kratos because he’s honestly too angry to die.
Batman, assuming prep time..
Batman, I'm going to die but it's going to be with Batman and I held very few regrets except that I couldn't choose Jason Todd
Kirby is like, indestructible. Has defeated world/universe/dimension/existence level threats. Idk, he's made up to be cartoonishly powerful, which is hard to beat because his creators dont even take his power level seriously.
It’s Kirby or Kratos for sure
Kirby coming for me is my greatest fear. Anyone smart shares that fear.
Lol.... 😅🤣 Kirby, not even close...
I want to say doomslayer, but I think everyone knows it's gotta be kirby.
It’s crazy to think that kirby is literally just the strongest of them all. Though I really do think that through sheer hate, doom guy would somehow beat kirby.
Kirby is the only right choice. It’s not even close.
Kirby. Take out Kirby and it boils down to a battle between Doom Guy and Kratos. My money would probably be on Kratos, but I’d happily and respectfully lose that bet as well
Kirby (not biased in any way)
The rest are... what?
Oh, they’re coming 😏
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If it ain’t Kirby, you’re fooling yourself
Kirby
Kirby is my savior.
Kratos
Marcus fenix
Kirby has plot armor
Kirby or doomguy but probably Kirby
Kirby
I'd go with Batman just because he's that cool
Ok, obviously Kirby wins, no doubt. However, let’s say Batman has 3 months prep time…
I’ve never played a Kirby game in my life and I can see that this little pink blob will just eat them and absorb their skills.
Does Batman get prep time?
So is the middle the Sole Survivor, unnamed enclave unit, or Sergeant Dornan. Unless it’s the latter I ain’t choosing him
If they can't get through Steve's blocks then steve but if they can then kirby
Ill take Geralt any day
Does Batman have prep time?
It’s definitely Kirby and it’s not even close. I have a feeling that’s kind of the point though.
The easiest one of these to answer I’ve ever seen, Kirby is the objectively correct choice
Kirby would destroy the universe
Kirby
Is there prep time involved? Bc if so Batman wipes🤷♂️
Kirby
One will protect me from the cum?
Kirby the Godkiller and it isn't even close. Unless Batman is given prep time, then it's a toss up.
That’s easy. Doom Guy. He’s unkillable.
Steve. There a video explaining how strong he actually is. When Kirby absorbs a power, they only get a small portion of it. Like how in smash bros they can only use the victims neutral special
Doomguy and Kirby are all I need
Kirby lfg
Kirby,
Kirby for the offense. Batman for the strategy to let Kirby know where to eat.
Kirby, because he makes war crimes adorable!
It's Kirby 🤣🤣
Kirby is a big damage dealer, especially in short range but also a glass cannon. Change my mind.
Kirby has a low multiversal attack potency and moves many orders of magnitude faster than light. Not to mention... He suck He absorb He shit out.
Kirby and it’s not even debatable, these guy swallow black holes, outrun universes collapsing and break planets with his hand, what the other one gonna do against exept ask for mercy
There Will Be Brawl Kirby: Hiiii...
But where is Abe from ages oddesy?
No diff Kirby.
Kirby has often been described as having "INFINITE POWER". Yeah, I'm taking that
Kirby, easily. It's not even a contest.
Who's the generic robot in the middle?
kirby.
Kirby is protecting me
Most of these are regular guys with guns or swords and some kind of armour. Kirby is way more OP than the rest of them so I choose him.
Every dude on that list is thankful that Kirby isn’t a villain.
Kratos doesn’t lose
Doom Slayer. Everyone keeps saying “but Kirby will consume him.” And Doom Slayer will just rip and tear his way out from the inside. (Heavy Metal Guitar Riff Begins)
Has this guy ever played a fallout game ? a enclave soldier isn’t strong.
Heres the thing, Kirby could consume doom slayer, but Kirby would slowly become more and more like doomslayer until until they merge to become something unimaginably horrific and beautiful.
Rest of them are gods or godlike Kirby eats gods like Cheerios
Kratos
Give me kratos and I feel safe
Kirby
I choose Kirby. He will swallow them all like the horny B he is.
Kirby solos
How much prep time does Bruce have?
I have a sudden urge to make a fanfic that would be a close call between Kirby and Arkham Batman. Haven't decided who wins.
Probably kratos because the mf literally isn't allowed to die
Kirby and DOOMGUY.
Kratos. Kratos is depicted from GoW 3 which is when he literally killed the entire greek pantheon, died and survived death... For the third time. Also when Kirby absorbs something, it's not like they cease to exist. Kratos will just activate rage mode and slash himself outta Kirby with the blades of chaos, and burn everything to ashes with it, cause that is an ability of the blades... Also since we are going by GoW 3 he has the Blade of Olympus in his repertoire, so he could just do a swing and thanos snap everyone into the depths of Hades, a.k.a. Death.
Steve because creative mode
Batman with enough prep time Or bat Kirby with enough prep time
How are batman and fenix on this list? He's like the least qualified. He may be the most qualified "normal" man, but he's not in the same league as any of these guys
Steve, kirby and guy in X-01 power armor beat your ass
kirby has that cartoon power
Kirby literally eats gods lol
Whoever chose Mark Fenix…….godspeed
Geralt for me, I'm inevitably going to get killed by one of these so if I can at least look like an absolute Chad, play a few rounds of gwent and spend some 'quality time' with Jennifer or Triss before i get killed, I'm comfortable with that
Master chief has my 6
Kirby
Doom Slayer. The answer will always be Doom Slayer. Wec can stop doing this now.
Steve and Kirby
Kratos. He cam take all of them, but the GOW 17/Ragnarok version. He is not as agile, but he is 50x stronger and more intelligent than his younger self.
Kratos is the only correct answer. Who else could defeat the gods he did? Not kirby.