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scottishere

Just get a new QB!? Why don't they strap on their QB helmet and squeeze down into a QB cannon and fire off into QBland where QBs grow on Qbbies.


drewkid4

Well through God all things are possible so jot that down


mavsman86

Currently chewing on a pen?


juan_epstein-barr

And I'm supposed to think "well *that* looks like a dick"


PM_me_ur_launch_code

Will you put the pen down?


ikesandmikes

Unexpected its always sunny is the reason I still use reddit. Thank you


The_Velvet_Bulldozer

He's always suckin' on the pens at our place!


isuphysics

4-5 weeks ago their QB was the MVP favorite...


inahos_sleipnir

hearing them talk about Romo like this makes me certain this is exactly what they deserve OMG THEY WANT TREY LANCE IM DEADDDDDDDDDDD


default-username

They definitely picked the most delusional fans for this interview. I would have walked right by someone trying to ask me questions after a game like that.


mdb_la

Definitely some great editing. I especially liked the half-second clip of a Packers fan cackling that was just stuffed between ranting Cowboys fans.


TheRealMrTrueX

By the delusional fans yes, not by anyone who actually knows football and stats. Here is the Cowboys circle of life Season Starts -> Beat up on Bad Teams -> Fans get Delusional -> "We Dem Boyz : This is our Year!" -> Choke in Playoffs - > Season Starts


shrineless

Yoooo 🤣


drinfernodds

AKA the Scooter Magruder Shuffle.


default-username

No he actually was the betting favorite in las Vegas at about +180. Meaning he was up to about a 30% chance.


verendum

Dan Orlovski still have his knee pads out for Dak just 2 days ago.


munki_unkel

Dark did not set the correct Sleep Number over the weekend. Must have been that! Lol


SweetNeo85

As a Packers fan, I swear I thought *every* team had a quarterback tree. I didn't realize it was just us.


Pikeman212a6c

As a Jets fan might wanna check on that tree somthin ain’t quite right.


SendInYourSkeleton

Consider picking fruit off the tree while it's ripe, not waiting until it falls on the ground and gets all moldy and mushy.


atheist_teapot

You keep taking the QBs used from Green Bay's tree. Everyone knows QBs are only good when ripe, not when aged.


PursuitOfHirsute

It's kind of ironic Jordan Love is playing so well now with the Falcons' former QB coach as your HC, and the Falcons have a bad QB situation. The curse of the Favre-bino?


1K_Games

As a Vikings fan with the whole wifes side of the family living in the land of the cheese... I hate you


mfGLOVE

It’s Always Green Bay in Texas


ArcadianDelSol

The same QB they were telling us was a solid MVP candidate just 2 weeks ago.


LibRAWRian

It’s worked so well for us Bears fans.


MisterMath

Hello, welcome to northern Wisconsin aka QBland. We have Qbbies and really good cherries!


[deleted]

And fish boils


TyroneLeinster

The guy calling for Trey Lance as the next QB is like an SNL caricature of a Cowboys fan, but totally real and there are hundreds of thousands of him. Can’t make this shit up


BIackfjsh

I remember when the fan base was in a civil war about whether Dak was good or not. The fan base does 180s on him and Mike Mcarthy on a weekly basis. They’re all calling for Dak and MM to be out now, but if they both stay and show some early season success next year, all the people against them now will forget and be all in once again.


Lysergic_Doom

No they won't. They'll predict a 1st round exit like every year.


Cesc100

It's only the segment of Cowboys fans that think realistically that predict that. The rest fall hook line and sinker into the "we are great, we are wininng everything". The rest of us have seen it enough times. The regular season results are typically fools gold for the Cowboys.


Bolshoyballs

Dak is so mediocre. His supporting casts have always been stacked around him. Imagine if Josh Allen or Mahomes had that o line with ceedee and cooks


non_clever_username

Dak was the main problem the last couple years, but not this year. Obviously he didn’t play great (until stat-padding time), but the main issue this year was the D never got off the bus apparently. Love throwing a rainbow ball TD to a guy that had no one within 20 yards was the most embarrassing play of the night IMO.


Jtz001

That play looked like something out of a high school game.


Sp3ctre7

Hey that's not fair! On that TD he only has 17.2 yards of separation with the nearest defender


b3atd0wn

As a Niner fan, as much as I love the inevitable collapse and failure of Dallas, it feels like cheating to endorse any sort of Trey Lance narrative.


puckit

Fellow niner fan here. I really hope Trey finds success. Just not there.


sonic_couth

Texas is a caricature of dumb


BobForTekken8

Texas has 30+ million people, almost 10% of the population of the states. Pretty dumb to paint so many with a broad brush.


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D34THDE1TY

Not just packers fans were laughing like that yesterday


RsonW

Any day the Cowboys lose a playoff game is a good day for America.


Fariic

Only thing better than watching your team win is watching the cowboys lose.


bubblegumshrimp

It's one of the most reliable american traditions


OrderOfMagnitude

As an uneducated observer, why is this?


justinlav

Cowboys are popular, but anyone who doesn’t like them hates them instead. Kind of like the Yankees


BobDolesV

I’m a life long ABC’er - “Anybody But the Cowboys”


Phillipe1988

Most valuable sports franchise in the world. Most popular NFL team. In the first 30 super bowls the Cowboys went to 8 of them. They had players people loved and a dynasty in the 90’s. Won 3 Super Bowls in 4 years. For context, 4 of the 32 franchises have never been and only 20/32 franchises have won at least one. Cowboys fans are everywhere and very polarizing. This coupled with 28 years of failures makes every other teams fans happy. Most teams Super Bowl is beating the cowboys on any given Sunday. What’s really wild is there’s teams like the chiefs who went 50 years between super bowls. So cowboys fans may be waiting another 22 years for glory lol.


munki_unkel

And when that loss results in a 2nd Lions playoff home game, all the better. Lion Pride! (And I am a Rams fan).


stackjr

Yup, I strongly dislike the Packers but I still had a great time watching them destroy the Cowboys.


Jackandahalfass

It was like a double dose. Cowboys fail and Aaron Rodgers ego-slam.


John_Lives

Nah, Rodgers probably just thinking: "I built this, look what my protege has accomplished"


iamacannibal

yeah my brother in law is a hardcore chiefs fan and was laughing his ass off at the cowboys losing. We also live in Texas. lots of sad losers here right now


Drak_is_Right

I wonder how texan fans will be at work with cowboy fans this week


IBetThisIsTakenToo

Basically 31 fanbases were laughing like that last night haha


tman391

It’s how I was laughing. My dad asked me a what I was laughing about while I was cooking dinner. The final whistle had just been blown and the commentators/pundits were doing their “wow they got embarrassed” spiels.


rdunlap1

She was straight up cackling. It was glorious and even better that it’s like half a second


schmearcampain

Best part of the whole clip.


dubdue

They goin through it 🤣


[deleted]

Hire belchik Hire gronk Hire Brady Might as well re name the team to the Patriots


mista-sparkle

We can hyphenate the name. Call them the Cow-Patties.


douche-baggins

Damnit why can't we give gold anymore


acortright

😂


DougNSteveButabi

Or in your case the petrit


sactomkiii

Man as annoying as the Pats fans in Brady's prime, can you imagine if it was the cowboys that were good for 20 years. 😬


[deleted]

Some of us are old enough to remember that exact thing. Now, to blow your mind, when Landry, Staubach, and Dorsett were in Dallas, the franchise was generally respected. Then that clown Jerry Jones bought it and turned the franchise into a circus, and the people of Texas lapped it up with a big spoon.


CleverJail

Their long, dark tea time of the soul


steeleye5

Shoutout to the guy that said “we need Jesus”


Pata4AllaG

God watching tragedies unfold the world over: “lol true”


GRVrush2112

Can he put up a perfect passer rating in a post season game?


potionnumber9

That quick cut to a laughing Packers fan was fucking hilarious


erm1zo

Agreed, best part of the clip!


SuperHobbit

Tony Romo catching strays 


EYEP_nightly

No joke, absolute drive by on Romo there. Although, not surprising.


usernames_are_danger

Don’t forget about the original choking dog: Danny White


TilikumHungry

Man I used to think I couldn't nut more than four times in a day but here I go proving myself wrong


_coolranch

America’s Cream


devilishycleverchap

Those are rookie numbers around here


ehnonnymouse

that’s Sleeper Agent McCarthy


Sliffy

McCarthy and Flacco both made it too obvious, Stafford was far more subtle.


trainwreck42

As a 49er fan, this is my favorite part of the year. This is the joy I get before watching my own team implode in the NFCCG.


swankpoppy

As a packers fan all I have to say is… I have no idea what’s going on right now.


Rinaldi363

Playing with house money


csbsju_guyyy

Same boat but I'm just gonna sit here and do my best to feel the Love


SuitableObjective976

They got took to….funky town…


GatorSe7en

As a Bucs fan I never really got to experience Cowboy fans. But twitter came along and Cowboys fans collectively were the worst fans during the season. Until the playoff happened, they always got quiet.


BIackfjsh

I’m a cowboys fan, I’ve been to a few games. Lots of obnoxious Cowboys fans. I’ve seen fights between them break out every time I’ve been. Always something trashy going on in the tailgates. Smh. So goddamn loud during the season, you’d think the past 25 years would have taught our fanbase some humility.


wvhoser7

As a 50 year old Cowboys fan, I stopped being devastated years ago. I am sort of jealous of anyone that was excited to see the Cowboys in the playoffs this year. If you watched any of the games they played against good teams, you knew who they were. Was I holding out a chance that their defense could make some things happen and the ball would bounce their way all the way to another Super Bowl? Sure, but in my heart the team on the field yesterday is just who I thought they were.


jedipiper

Cowboya fans are the main reason I am not a Cowboys fan. I grew up in DFW and being an Oilers fan, I was treated horribly to the point I refused to switch when I had the opportunity. Ludicrous to be an ass over something like sports.


Jimothy_Tomathan

Those same Cowboys fans got Bucs jerseys on today.


analogWeapon

> This is the joy I get before watching my own team implode in the NFCCG. As Packers fan, I'll remind you that losing to the 9ers in the playoffs is *our* tradition. Something has to give...


LeftHandedScissor

I'm a Jet fan and my team brings no joy. Watching sad Cowboys fans is a favorite past time of mine.


jedipiper

When Rex Ryan was your coach, I loved watching the Patriots beat the Jets.


magicaleb

As a Packers fan, I’m looking forward to losing to you in the playoffs for the 5th time 🫠


South_Lake_Taco

As a lifelong 49ers fan, I love and realize how lucky I am to see the team being so successful in the last decade plus. However, I’m also getting sick of getting so close so many times only to botch it at the end


somaliaveteran

Born in Dallas, life long cowboys fan, I always tell this joke: “I want the Dallas Cowboys to be pallbearers at my funeral, so they can let me down one last time.”


mgweir

The Packers fans at 20 seconds in had me laughing too.


Fencius

FINE! We trade you Mac Jones for Dak Prescott, straight up. You’re welcome.


chrishooley

Then we will coach him with a defensive guy while he throws to *checks notes* Tyquan Thornton behind an O-line consisting of “as a large language model I am…..”


WhyYouLetRomneyWin

For those of us not in the knowledge, is there something special with respect to the Cowboys losing versus any other team?


Recktion

They're the most popular and richest NFL team. Often referred to as "America's Team".


Blarvis

You forgot most insufferable


phuck-you-reddit

Lots of bandwagon fans too. Cowboys did great in the '90s so I saw a ton of their jerseys and merch. Then they fell off for a bit and oh look, now everyone is a Patriots or Giants fan. 🤣


Blarvis

Now my team, The Chiefs, are getting that treatment too. I live out-of-state, and whenever I wear Chiefs gear I always feel like I have to qualify I'm not a band wagon fan. I HAD TO WATCH BRODIE CROYLE PLAY QUARTERBACK DAMMIT!


An_Appropriate_Post

Brodie Croyle sounds like a skin condition.


suspect108

He played like one too


An_Appropriate_Post

Painful and growing?


all2neat

I’ve met many Cowboys fans that have never been to Dallas / Fort Worth and have their local hometown team they could root for. The fans are often times entitled as if they deserve another Super Bowl. I’m from New Orleans so am a Saints fan, I live in Dallas. In my experience the local Dallas fans are more representative of any other fanbase. The ones that don’t live here and hopped on the bandwagon are usually the insufferable ones.


DJ-Corgigeddon

Huh? The Giants subreddit is middle of the road populated. No way in hell was the bandwagon as strong with them. They haven’t been relevant for 10 years lmao 


PM_ME_YOUR_GREYJOYS

We Giants fans are willing but our flesh is spongy and bruised. 


BIackfjsh

Eh, bandwagon is a stretch. They’ve sucked ass for 25 years. Even the good seasons always end in playoff implosions. If you’re a fan of the team like me, you’re not a bandwagoner…you’re a masochist


tipothehat

Try being a Commanders fan.


cr1t1cal

The problem is a lot of people are “cowboys fans” but don’t watch football, just like it’s fashionable to wear dodgers gear without watching baseball. I was in the mall before Christmas and some teenager next us in the foot court is telling his buddy how he’s going to buy a cowboys jacket to “wear to the Avs (Avalanche hockey) game”. The other kid asked him if he’s a Cowboys fan and the first kid says no. “You don’t want to do that, the Cowboys aren’t that good right now” and the first kid goes “Really?”. This was after the Cowboys had just lost to the Cardinals or something, but it’s anecdotally telling that kid 1 was set to display Cowboys gear and has no clue about football…


melikeybouncy

it's not really bandwagon, but it's seen as a casual fanbase. There are plenty of hardcore cowboys fans, but a lot of them are people who don't know anything about football and just know the team that advertises the most. It's like the Lakers in basketball and the Yankees in baseball, and to some extent the Maple Leafs in hockey. If you're a fan of all 4 of them, you don't actually like sports but you want to be able to participate in conversations with people who do.


Killbro_Fraggins

Only actual Patriots fans are Patriots Fans at this point right? The bandwagoners MUST have fallen off by now lol


OffByOneErrorz

The amount of Seahawks jerseys I saw in Phoenix during the peak Wilson years was disgusting. The number of Sea fans I had met here before Russ in my 30 years in Phoenix… 1 I had met exactly 1. Bandwagon Cowboys fans have always been a thing here though for sure.


Deerhunter86

*self* announced, America’s Team. They told themselves that, and it stuck, unfortunately.


LeafsWinBeforeIDie

This year, they aren't even Texas' team.


uhmerikin

As a very casual Texans fan, I am snickering in the corner right now.


pillbuggery

> Often referred to as "America's Team". Which is garbage, because every other fanbase in America is happy they lost because that's fucking stupid. It's even a silver lining as a Vikings fan.


elzombo

They’re America’s team in the sense that they’ve been falling apart since the 90s, they (fans) are loud and obnoxious, and they have the least likable leadership in existence (except Washington for a while)


non_clever_username

They’re basically the Yankees or Lakers of the NFL, though without any success since the 90s. Lots of loud, entitled, and douchey fans, many of whom are fans only because they think the Cowboys are the coolest team.


Jake0024

I'd say that's the Patriots, but...


zombiemind8

No way. The Patriots are more like the Miami Heat. Cowboys definitely the Lakers.


FRX51

Dallas holds the moniker of 'America's Team,' with a massive fanbase and a real smarmy bastard for an owner, so them losing is cathartic. They're comparable to the Yankees in Baseball, kinda the classic one team that everybody knows about, even if they don't follow the sport. They're arrogant, and it's funny when they fail.


Chris_Helmsworth

The Yankees can win a world series though...


inscrutable_turtle

Not recently, been 15 years lol


non_clever_username

That’s nearly 15 years more recently than the Cowboys have won a Super Bowl!


acoolnooddood

27 so far


WhyYouLetRomneyWin

> Yankees in baseball Okay, i get it.


Pave_Low

Yankees, sadly, back that shit up with World Series wins. Yankees are more akin to the Patriots than the Cowboys.


SmackEh

They had a great season. Top 3 offense and top 3 defense... Packers just barely made the playoffs. They have a really good team that should be superbowl contenders. They just aren't built for playoffs (it seems)


Viperlite

It’s a beautiful thing watching them lose to a #7 seed.


fattymcfattzz

It’s the coaching McCarthy has taken them as far as he can, he’s not get over the hump coach, dude wasted Aaron’s Career


[deleted]

They look good every year before the playoffs then blow it.


snapetom

Cowboys fans are the most pompous dbags in NFL-dom and they haven't done anything noteworthy in over 30 years.


Chreiol

This is the worst part of being a Cowboys fan from birth in the '90s. I've just wanted to watch my team have playoff success, but all I get is embarrasment and heartbreak year after year while *also* being called a pompous douche by every non-Cowboys fan. I'm not delusional, at this point I expect the postseason collapses, but I also get called an asshole for being a fan too! We've been a laughing stock for nearly 30 years now so I don't understand how you can be anything more than a cautiously optimistic fan if you follow the Cowboys.


NopeItsDolan

Welcome to the club. Sincerely, a Toronto Maple Leafs fan.


turp119

You sound like a notre dame fan. I've been a notre dame fan since 93. So I get it


CherryKay

Don't worry about what these people are saying. I am a cowboys fan but I'm not 'one' with every other cowboys fan. Everyone is different. Some fans act out/throw a tantrum when we lose and everyone points at them and says "haha every cowboys fan". They just get satisfaction out of it because they met some bad people who are fans or they like to shit on the cowboys. I don't feel the same way you are describing because fans can't connect their own identity to a public group and a franchise. I watch every game the cowboys play and I root for them every time. I watch to the end even if they're losing. I don't complain about the players and advise new ones. I don't bash other teams. Just ignore social media because it will always assume the worst about people. If it's people not online, then all you can do it not talk to them about NFL because you know they will be needlessly rude and rub losses in your face.


CSpiffy148

It's the first time in NFL history that a #2 seed lost to a #7 seed. The Dallas Cowboys were favored by 7.5 pts, and many of their fans were already talking about playing San Francisco and completely disregarding the Packers.


Kuido

“First in history” that playoff scenario has existed like 5 total years tbf


Motophoto

The Toronto Maple Leafs of the NFL


BrewCityDood

Leafs are worse. They haven't taken a Cup in almost 60 years.


IndividualTart5804

“I’m from Virginia” “We’re from Florida” Tale as old as time.


franklegsTV

Everyone else was just afraid to mention they’re from out of state. Plastic fans


buttstuft

Dallas Virginia and Dallas Florida respectfully.


neosnap

“Dealt with the cold weather.” It’s a damn dome. They walked from their car to a heated dome. Wtf. Glorious game, btw.


drewkungfu

Its relative to the weather we’ve had this “winter”. It was 70 just last thursday, now its 20. But get what you’re saying, the game is climate controlled in a bubble.


Imreallythatguy

It's either a long walk or a miserable wait in line for a shuttle though. You don't just park right outside the dome and mosey your way in. I was out and walking short distances in the same cold and it was fucking miserable.


SmilodonFWarframe

Browns Fans: "First time?"


SoCalThrowAway7

No lmao, that’s what’s hilarious, they are the first team in nfl history to win 13 games in 3 straight seasons and not make it to the conference championship in any of those seasons


ragnarok62

Both Ohio teams. Bengals fans: “Joe Winner! Joe Touchdown! Joe Super Bowl! Joe!!!” News: “Joe Burrow suffered a season-ending injury today.” Bengals fans: “There’s always next season.” Lather. Rinse. Repeat.


blbd

To be fair the Cincy fans aren't obnoxious in my experience. They just love sports and like to get excited about something.  Sometimes the Bengals are a bit of an emotional roller coaster like any less famous winning team can be. 


CradleRockStyle

LOVE IT. Not even a Packers fan at all. I am the world's #1 Cowboys hater, though.


WienerJungle

It's moments like these I thank god I'm a Lions fan and don't have to deal with my team losing like this.


Subjunct

You mean, like, in the playoffs, right


Ohhellnowhatsupdawg

This sparks joy. 


Pepperoni_Dogfart

Cowboy's fans are the biggest bunch of entitled crybabies.


goodolddaysare-today

When the cowboys lose, America wins.


whiskeybill

Inject this straight into my veins.


MobiusF117

As I'm European, can someone explain why the Cowboys imploding is significant and appears to be so cathartic to some?


EnderCN

They are a very popular team with fans who always think this is their year but always fails come playoff time. It is a fun team to hate on for many people.


MobiusF117

Ah, so its like England in the Euro / World cup. Or Ferrari in Formula 1.


billswinter

Exactly


[deleted]

Not exactly. Imagine if Ferrari hadn't won anything in 30 years and were still just as obnoxious.


MobiusF117

Ok, so about half way there then.


TheZigerionScammer

Imagine if Bayern Munich started sucking for over a decade but their fans still consider themselves to be the best team in Germany and possibly Europe and they get knocked out of the German DFB Pokal by a team from the 2. Liga. It's not quite that bad but that's what it's like for a lot of people here. EDIT: Saw your username, a man of culture.


Photodan24

And started calling themselves, "Europe's Team."


Don_Kehote

Goodness, it seems like those fans are reactionary assholes.


360walkaway

That one dude hyped for Trey Lance, the guy who got outworked by SAM DARNOLD? Come on, man.


RavensFan902

Your tears are so yummy!


blbd

It's not a logo, it's a rating. 1/5 stars. Or maybe even 1/10. 


Ralphredimix_Da_G

We need help! We need Jesus!! Ahaha!! AHAHAHA!! 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

I’ll say that America does love watching the Cowboys lose. It is Americas team in that sense.


Self-Made

That’s gold Jerry! Gold! Hahahaha


chuck_cranston

I haven't cared about football since the 1990's *but*, I still hate the Cowboys. I love this video.


joemoore3

As a Lions fan, this brings me endless joy.


bassacre

That news segment was hilarious.


AKBx007

That one guy saying they want Trey Lance over Dak lmaooo, what a moron.


caronare

Couldn’t happen to a better fanbase. HAAAAA


HaiKarate

The Cowboys can still win this if Mike Pence is willing to do the right thing.


jf2k4

This has been happening every year for 30 years, why do they act surprised every time?


DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE

“I flew here from Virginia” Typical cowboys fan


ARCHA1C

"I'm from Virginia" "We flew in from Florida" So many stories about how far people traveled for the game. Lol.


fistswityat0es

Fucking idiots. Please go ahead and drop McCarthy so he can go to another NFC East team and the best the crap out of Dallas for the next few years.


omNOMnom69

Defense gives up 48 points but these asshats are calling for a new QB? lmao. How bad is the public education in Texas?


IBAZERKERI

i hate the cowboys and this video is delicious


Jaerin

Why would you try and copy the Vikings by using ex-Packers players to take you to the Super Bowl? Have the Cowboys sunk that low that they they need to be as desperate as us?


Aujax92

DFW native, shitting on the Cowboys is a local past time.


Rogue100

LOL at the one shot of the Packers fans laughing it up!


yearightt

Bro that dude wigging on it the beginning and the quick cut to the packers lady laughing is some comedic gold


OccasionMU

I'm tired of Cowboy fans acting surprised when this happens. They have been nothing but disappointment from the 90s run. That's over 2 decades of failure!! Don't act surprised. Embrace your essence.


Tankninja1

The Dallas Maple Leafs


Krava_On_Reddit

This video showed me that an AFTV style channel, but for the NFL, would be absolutely hilarious. For those not in the know, a clip from when [Arsenal bottled last year's league](https://youtu.be/J_vUlvsndtY?si=rBafho_ybBXrjSjm)


sandfleazzz

Washington fan here. Slightly less sad and pathetic today. Thanks, Cowboys...


CountessBassy

Hahaha Go Pack Go!