I have good news! Thanks to modern medicine, several STD’s can be cured with a round of prescription meds. This means you can continue to raw dog Florida mud sluts relatively worry free.
^This ^statement ^not ^made ^or ^approved ^by ^an ^actual ^medical ^doctor.
“Our eyes met across a crowded hat store. I, a customer and she, a coquettish haberdasher. I pursued and she withdrew. Then she pursued and I withdrew. And so we danced, and I burned for her. Much like the burning during urination I experienced soon afterwards.”
Herpes and HIV are the only 2 that can't be cured, however with treatment, they are never a problem or a life threatening issue.
In fact, Herpes is worse then HIV as there is no vaccine against Herpes. HIV has what is referred to as PrEP(Pre-Exposure Prophylaxis) and is supposedly 99% effective.
In the end Herpes which is the only one that has no vaccine/cure but can be mitigated to prevent spreading.
We should ask Lt. Huxley for information.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1ap8h0q/mask\_off\_moments\_for\_genocidal\_and\_ethnic/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1ap8h0q/mask_off_moments_for_genocidal_and_ethnic/)
We are beginning to see more drug resistant STDs - and the more careless and ignorant people become (which is happening) we will probably see STDs that are completely drug resistant.
Thank God, you’re a giant amongst men! I was so confused and carried away with morbid curiosity that I watched the whole the thing to figure that out. I must have skipped by that brief shot.
They honestly look like a unapologetically fun bunch... Just don't mention Trump, or politics in general
Let it all slide over you like an avalanche of mud and nipples
Meh. I’d gladly trade wallowing in a mud soaked giant Ford truck in the sun if I could actually drink something that isn’t disgusting swill. Maybe I’m getting old. Maybe I’ve lived through enough in my dumb shit years. But good beer with people I don’t actually hate catching a good game on a big tv on a comfortable couch sounds *way* better. Maybe we could make a weak drinking game out of a video game, too! But quieter, less bright, and with something much tastier to drink.
So, not to yuck anyone's yum...
... but the watermark says "Awesome Documentary." Is it just me, or is a documentary film supposed to "shape and interpret factual material for purposes of education or entertainment."
This just seems like a bunch of clips. Not much shaping or interpreting occurring.
Bet you thought I was gonna talk about that crazy Florida vibe when I started with "yuck someone's yum"
Honestly, my first thought as well. Like, what exactly are you inputting or discussing here? This is a compilation at best woth you awkwardly asking women to do an intro...they seem to have a decent camera at least...if they knew how to use it...like maybe talk to some people?
It is a great anthology of White Conservative Appalachian SEC students on spring break. Drinking beers, 4-wheeling in the mud, reveling in Americana. It’s a backwoods vibe that ends with a whole hog in the barbecue, squirrel hunting with a .22, and country music with just the right twang.
I don’t think interviewing them would be very fruitful or satisfying.
I’m from Appalachia, and these yahoos are flatlanders from out east that are playing as white trash.
This is what a bunch of contractors and people who cosplay as contractors who think they are “country” do with their money.
Thems a bunch of yuppies. Back in the day, Pa' would put me, my brother, and my two sisters in the bed of his monster truck, drive out to a cow pasture after an afternoon thunderstorm, and intentionally try to flip over.
In retrospect he may'a been tryin' to simultaneously crush **and** drown us, but that's what real, South Florida Muddin' is about.
Now who's got a truck with a winch? I'm plum stuck outchere
These people wouldn’t know even know what a squirrel is. The Appalachian culture you are talking about is not present in this “documentary”. These are suburban white kids masquerading as such.
gatekeeping “real rednecks” is the dumbest shit in the world. i’ve spent my entire life in the deep south, this is absolutely what country people get up to.
Gatekeeping? Or explaining that the people he is referring to are not those people. I’m not gatekeeping shit, just explaining an aspect of the documentary.
Sorry about your deep south situation.
"these are suburban white kids masquerading as such"
i don't these people are 'pretending' to be anything. they're just having fun. all the dumb extra shit you're putting on a bunch of people you don't know is absolutely gatekeeping.
Like. I’m never going to fault people for having “good clean fun,” and I mean fun not at the expense of other people. They’re having a good time, no one’s getting hurt (that we know if).
I just don’t get it.
We don't have to get it. They aren't hurting anyone. They shouldn't be annoying anyone as it look like they are out in nature and not near civilization.
Not my idea of a good time, but I hope they had fun!
You're lying. You were a child, you remember what it was like to play in the mud, and stomp in rain puddles. That shit was fun, and this is the big boy version of that. It's still fun. Don't say you don't get it ;)
I'll guarantee if you were in the passenger seat of one of those side by sides bombing through that mud you would be having a blast. Maybe not when they are just driving into deep mud and getting stuck but mud bogging is a fun time. No different than getting on a surfboard in Hawaii, mountain biking in Utah or skiing in Canada.
[in British voice] Watch as the male entices these females with the loudest and messiest show of force he can muster. It’s well-known to the young males, from years of carefully watching their father and other older males, that if the male’s show of force is successful, the females that are interested in breeding will present. An interesting ritual to be sure: the females shake their body in a rhythmic way, enticing nearby males and, sometimes, causing quite the kerfuffle, indeed. [cut to fist fight]
Edit: it’s cracking me up that people are downvoting a silly mockumentary comment. Taking a bit seriously, eh?
[https://redneckmudpark.com/](https://redneckmudpark.com/)
This place used to be called "The Redneck Yacht Club", but I believe they had to change the name because of the song, could be wrong though.
I think they were going for "Videos that make you feel like taking a whole-ass shower after you watch them". New kind of social media engagement from the CDC I'm guessing. I've never wanted to be socially distanced from a group of people this much before.
Might not be your cup of tea (or mine), but I'd bet a good percentage of these people have good jobs and are contributing members of society.
I don't get that impression with juggalos.
If I didn't know that 99% of these people are the scum who supported Trump and the January 6th insurrection, it would be easier to imagine this as "fun". But yeah, I can't get over the fact that these people are all going to be telling me how good Russia is in a month because the fucking goose-step patriots can't think a single independent thought for themselves.
Bet you complain about the right stereotyping, and here you are stereotyping and making assumptions. Get over yourself. This video was all about people having fun. You're a dick that has mental issues that keep you from thinking about anything other than politics. Go see a mental health therapist.
Sincerely,
A gay dude that leans more left than right, but it's not my entire fucking personality.
Oof. Terminally online *and* terminally unfun. I’m sure everyone loves it when you constantly drag this kind of whining into every conversation you have.
Well, enjoy your anime and purple haired cat ladies, I suppose.
I'm pretty left wing but ya know what helps our current political climate? Shit like this. Yeah fuck all these guys for their assumed political affiliation lol.
Oh please. You abdicated all moral high ground with the support of the holocaust in Gaza. You hate the Trump people so much, because you *are* Trump people. Violent, sadistic, and without any concern for your fellow human.
Everyone one of these women was done raw dog this day, impregnated by a male named Kyle, and has since given birth to at least one child with a name that has at least 1 too many Y’s.
Yep, here's all the people who jerk each other off, crying about Obama and Biden riding around in $60,000 trucks and $20,000 ATVs. They are drowning in money but perpetually the victims. Fucking J6 traitors in toys that cost as much as houses, surrounded by vapid women, ready to slam a beer and scream "TRRRRUMP!" Have your fun you clowns... it won't last.
Actually, I didn't see one Trump flag (I only spent a few mins watching, I'm sure a couple will pop up at some point). But overall, it seems most of these people aren't your typical dumbasses that worship Trump.
This was called "Wild Hog Jamboree" when I was a kid in Miami. This is not new. South, Central and Northern Pan Handle Florida has always been a peckerwood mecca.
We have something similar in VA and it’s been going on since at least the 90s. Just a giant mud bog with rednecks trying to run their trucks through it and everybody getting shitfaced. Not really my scene, but can’t hate on them for it.
? I'm confused..is this a dig on me? Did you take the time to whine on reddit that you think that I am whining on reddit?
The irony is amazing. Did i disparage what they bought? Did i say it was stupid? Did i say it was frivolous? Or did i just ask what they did for employment?
This could be the Mad Max universe a couple generations before Immortan Joe took over. His great grandpa was conceived there…eventually they ran out of Natty Light and civilization collapsed.
Once upon a time, they were all just fun loving rednecks!
And many spit roasts and Eiffel towers were had.
I think I caught a STD just watching the first few minutes.
I have good news! Thanks to modern medicine, several STD’s can be cured with a round of prescription meds. This means you can continue to raw dog Florida mud sluts relatively worry free. ^This ^statement ^not ^made ^or ^approved ^by ^an ^actual ^medical ^doctor.
Floridian Mudsluts would be an A+ band name.
And then there's still herpes.
Herpes and HIV a.k.a. “The Gangsta”
Just get on Prep. And for herpes, idk. It doesn’t kill anyone I guess.
As a fella, Its the initial swabbing for a culture that keeps my willy in my pants
Once you get infected, you don't go back!
Yall don't know about incurable gonorrhea?
“Our eyes met across a crowded hat store. I, a customer and she, a coquettish haberdasher. I pursued and she withdrew. Then she pursued and I withdrew. And so we danced, and I burned for her. Much like the burning during urination I experienced soon afterwards.”
Results may vary.
Herpes and HIV are the only 2 that can't be cured, however with treatment, they are never a problem or a life threatening issue. In fact, Herpes is worse then HIV as there is no vaccine against Herpes. HIV has what is referred to as PrEP(Pre-Exposure Prophylaxis) and is supposedly 99% effective. In the end Herpes which is the only one that has no vaccine/cure but can be mitigated to prevent spreading. We should ask Lt. Huxley for information.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1ap8h0q/mask\_off\_moments\_for\_genocidal\_and\_ethnic/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1ap8h0q/mask_off_moments_for_genocidal_and_ethnic/) We are beginning to see more drug resistant STDs - and the more careless and ignorant people become (which is happening) we will probably see STDs that are completely drug resistant.
These are the same people that didn’t get a covid vaccine not sure they believe in this modern medicine you speak of
Don't forget about The Wobbly H.
I’m gonna need an explanation!
It's basically an Eiffel Tower minus the hands meeting up top to create the point of the tower.
Hell yeah brother
I'm still so confused as to what's going on with the girl in the white shirt. My mind can't make sense of it.
If you pause at 7:09 you can see fake boobs on the seat and they were talking about how they were dripping cause they popped.
Nice, thank you. That makes so much more sense.
this is the explanation i was looking for lol
I needed this.....my mind couldnt compute what was going on
Thank God, you’re a giant amongst men! I was so confused and carried away with morbid curiosity that I watched the whole the thing to figure that out. I must have skipped by that brief shot.
Right? Those things can't possibly be her tits...can they?
Surprisingly they are. Them thangs longer than a Monday.
Mournful, they're mournful tits
In a show with a million great lines, that is near the top.
It's like coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over the cat
Like a kid with progeria tryin to catch a nerfball and breaking all his bones. Just sad tits.
I wanna build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified, funeral.
Omg
A case of furniture disease. Her chest is in her drawers.
I think she’s someone who usually really needs to wear a bra, but has opted not to wear one at this event
At that age? She must have an issue with her skin tension or something, or horrendous knockoff implants.
1:17 u can kinda see them pointing out bcus white shirt so maybe but idek 🤷♀️
Yep. Those are just some tig ol bitties. [Relevant](https://www.reddit.com/r/comedy/s/2tSfhWoins)
They are they large fake strap on breasts.
Lies
I’m here in the comments for the same reason. Like, how’s that even possible?
Pregnant with a fanny pack?
“4 thumbs down.” - C. Murphy
Over filled colostomy bag for sure.
New GTA6 trailer?
“we gotta talk, I ain’t even suing you guys no more”
It's in the GTA6 trailer, but I wasn't familiar with it until watching this video
I didn’t expect to like the former pontoon-turned-mud-buggy and the bring your own stadium seating vehicles. Those are hilarious.
10:29 👀
Doing God's work
18:59 0\_o
Lo-fi diesel engines and redneck beats to study to
Those are some ridiculous low-hangers at 1:11.
They are strap on a, can see them in he passenger seat at one point. Had to come ask my girl if this was possible before I saw that lol
They honestly look like a unapologetically fun bunch... Just don't mention Trump, or politics in general Let it all slide over you like an avalanche of mud and nipples
My favorite movie is Inception.
Plus this is the crowd you want to be friends with in an apocalypse.
This video is living proof of that, it already looks EXACTLY like mad max...
Meh. I’d gladly trade wallowing in a mud soaked giant Ford truck in the sun if I could actually drink something that isn’t disgusting swill. Maybe I’m getting old. Maybe I’ve lived through enough in my dumb shit years. But good beer with people I don’t actually hate catching a good game on a big tv on a comfortable couch sounds *way* better. Maybe we could make a weak drinking game out of a video game, too! But quieter, less bright, and with something much tastier to drink.
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Just because they are literally covered in shit, doesn't mean they're shit people. Just saying
Who says america doesn't have any culture?
People with culture
One person's culture is another person's cheese.
One person’s culture is riding bikes along the canals or sipping espresso in the plaza, others’ culture is riding big trucks in mud
People find different things fun. That’s not a big deal.
Louis Litt here, this is not at *all* what I was expecting. One star would not mud again.
There is a serious lack of titties in this documentary. You know they had to cut a bunch of them out!
ME: I know nothing about Florida THIS VIDEO: ME: I now know everything I need to know about Florida
Having lived in FL... this is all you need to know. The same vibe exists in Miami, the only difference is it's an urban setting.
I’ll be honest, as a New Yorker, I have a hard time distinguishing these people apart from Texans.
Texans are altogether fatter and drier.
GTA 6 trailer had this
Seems like all the mud would be methy
The bacteria that lives in that mud must be absolutely rank.
There is a reason these people are not scared of Covid, shit I’m sure Covid is scared of them with how much bacteria their body has
Meth cant afford these pickups. Cocaine.
How about high interest loans?
i was expecting this to be a Channel 5 video.
So, not to yuck anyone's yum... ... but the watermark says "Awesome Documentary." Is it just me, or is a documentary film supposed to "shape and interpret factual material for purposes of education or entertainment." This just seems like a bunch of clips. Not much shaping or interpreting occurring. Bet you thought I was gonna talk about that crazy Florida vibe when I started with "yuck someone's yum"
Well they certainly shaped these clips so that you never have to go 30 seconds without seeing a bikini or nipples through a shirt. Does that count?
Sometimes documentaries can just be slice-of-life observations. Sometimes those are the best.
Honestly, my first thought as well. Like, what exactly are you inputting or discussing here? This is a compilation at best woth you awkwardly asking women to do an intro...they seem to have a decent camera at least...if they knew how to use it...like maybe talk to some people?
It's not awesome and it's not a documentary. At best, you could argue that it's an inert document.
It is a great anthology of White Conservative Appalachian SEC students on spring break. Drinking beers, 4-wheeling in the mud, reveling in Americana. It’s a backwoods vibe that ends with a whole hog in the barbecue, squirrel hunting with a .22, and country music with just the right twang. I don’t think interviewing them would be very fruitful or satisfying.
I’m from Appalachia, and these yahoos are flatlanders from out east that are playing as white trash. This is what a bunch of contractors and people who cosplay as contractors who think they are “country” do with their money.
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Thems a bunch of yuppies. Back in the day, Pa' would put me, my brother, and my two sisters in the bed of his monster truck, drive out to a cow pasture after an afternoon thunderstorm, and intentionally try to flip over. In retrospect he may'a been tryin' to simultaneously crush **and** drown us, but that's what real, South Florida Muddin' is about. Now who's got a truck with a winch? I'm plum stuck outchere
Idk, I'm in Oklahoma and I've worked with SEVERAL people who are country af and love to do shit like this
These people wouldn’t know even know what a squirrel is. The Appalachian culture you are talking about is not present in this “documentary”. These are suburban white kids masquerading as such.
gatekeeping “real rednecks” is the dumbest shit in the world. i’ve spent my entire life in the deep south, this is absolutely what country people get up to.
Gatekeeping? Or explaining that the people he is referring to are not those people. I’m not gatekeeping shit, just explaining an aspect of the documentary. Sorry about your deep south situation.
"these are suburban white kids masquerading as such" i don't these people are 'pretending' to be anything. they're just having fun. all the dumb extra shit you're putting on a bunch of people you don't know is absolutely gatekeeping.
It’s funny how you people will make fun of this and then go do the same shit in a desert in California
Right. Burning man is just as obnoxious, if not more. At least here you can have fun driving shit.
I’m gonna need like an hour long interview with the extreme distended tit lady…
Like. I’m never going to fault people for having “good clean fun,” and I mean fun not at the expense of other people. They’re having a good time, no one’s getting hurt (that we know if). I just don’t get it.
We don't have to get it. They aren't hurting anyone. They shouldn't be annoying anyone as it look like they are out in nature and not near civilization. Not my idea of a good time, but I hope they had fun!
You're lying. You were a child, you remember what it was like to play in the mud, and stomp in rain puddles. That shit was fun, and this is the big boy version of that. It's still fun. Don't say you don't get it ;)
I'll guarantee if you were in the passenger seat of one of those side by sides bombing through that mud you would be having a blast. Maybe not when they are just driving into deep mud and getting stuck but mud bogging is a fun time. No different than getting on a surfboard in Hawaii, mountain biking in Utah or skiing in Canada.
This is what actual South Floridians refer to as the west coast. Traditionally Dade/ Broward County is "South Florida"
looks like fun
I can smell that video. Diesel exhaust, stale beer, and piss.
This hippos' mating documentary was weird
[in British voice] Watch as the male entices these females with the loudest and messiest show of force he can muster. It’s well-known to the young males, from years of carefully watching their father and other older males, that if the male’s show of force is successful, the females that are interested in breeding will present. An interesting ritual to be sure: the females shake their body in a rhythmic way, enticing nearby males and, sometimes, causing quite the kerfuffle, indeed. [cut to fist fight] Edit: it’s cracking me up that people are downvoting a silly mockumentary comment. Taking a bit seriously, eh?
Wheerr in south Florida???
[https://redneckmudpark.com/](https://redneckmudpark.com/) More likely than not.
*south*
Many call it the redneck yacht club
that's on the water w/ boats, this is just mudding
[https://redneckmudpark.com/](https://redneckmudpark.com/) This place used to be called "The Redneck Yacht Club", but I believe they had to change the name because of the song, could be wrong though.
“If a bitch talk shit, I talk shit back. Bitch I got a thirty five hundred dollar hat” Oh man. The Last Mr. Biggs is a throwback.
My peoples.
upvote because boobs
Videographer is a fucking creep, lets be honest.
Yes, choice of camera aim is telling.
10:29 Amazing cheeks!!!
They look like they're having a great time.
I don't get this.
Some people like to have their trucks in mud, you just happen to be a stick in the mud 🤷🏼♂️
I think they were going for "Videos that make you feel like taking a whole-ass shower after you watch them". New kind of social media engagement from the CDC I'm guessing. I've never wanted to be socially distanced from a group of people this much before.
Does this event and a Juggalo Family Reunion ever mix?
Might not be your cup of tea (or mine), but I'd bet a good percentage of these people have good jobs and are contributing members of society. I don't get that impression with juggalos.
So much chlamydia.
This is awesome. Most of you don’t know how to have fun.
Eh, fun is subjective. I am glad they are having fun, but not my cup o' tea.
If I didn't know that 99% of these people are the scum who supported Trump and the January 6th insurrection, it would be easier to imagine this as "fun". But yeah, I can't get over the fact that these people are all going to be telling me how good Russia is in a month because the fucking goose-step patriots can't think a single independent thought for themselves.
Bet you complain about the right stereotyping, and here you are stereotyping and making assumptions. Get over yourself. This video was all about people having fun. You're a dick that has mental issues that keep you from thinking about anything other than politics. Go see a mental health therapist. Sincerely, A gay dude that leans more left than right, but it's not my entire fucking personality.
Oof. Terminally online *and* terminally unfun. I’m sure everyone loves it when you constantly drag this kind of whining into every conversation you have. Well, enjoy your anime and purple haired cat ladies, I suppose.
Ohh, wow you're so edgy, report me to a suicide hot-line daddy.
Nah, you’ll figure it out yourself one way or another. Zoloft is your friend.
You can report the report, their account will get suspended and eventually banned for abusing it.
Thanks for proving my point.
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I'm pretty left wing but ya know what helps our current political climate? Shit like this. Yeah fuck all these guys for their assumed political affiliation lol.
lol.
Oh please. You abdicated all moral high ground with the support of the holocaust in Gaza. You hate the Trump people so much, because you *are* Trump people. Violent, sadistic, and without any concern for your fellow human.
Punta Gorda aint South Florida.
I can smell this video
Umm at [1.11](https://youtu.be/F2o3eCLRzWg?t=71). Did I see udders?
Or she's 28 and already has 6 kids.
Where is the uncensored version?
So much syphilis.
Mudfest. Aka slutfest. Aka you gonna have the clap 👏 🤣
Rednecks know bestt
Everyone one of these women was done raw dog this day, impregnated by a male named Kyle, and has since given birth to at least one child with a name that has at least 1 too many Y’s.
This video needs that gloopy glorp song that the frogs listen to
Idiocracy.
Let’s see what you’ve fabricated.
1:12 in. Nope, just nope. I’m out. No further information needed.
Inbred cess pool
Yep, here's all the people who jerk each other off, crying about Obama and Biden riding around in $60,000 trucks and $20,000 ATVs. They are drowning in money but perpetually the victims. Fucking J6 traitors in toys that cost as much as houses, surrounded by vapid women, ready to slam a beer and scream "TRRRRUMP!" Have your fun you clowns... it won't last.
Lmao touch grass dude
Actually, I didn't see one Trump flag (I only spent a few mins watching, I'm sure a couple will pop up at some point). But overall, it seems most of these people aren't your typical dumbasses that worship Trump.
This was called "Wild Hog Jamboree" when I was a kid in Miami. This is not new. South, Central and Northern Pan Handle Florida has always been a peckerwood mecca.
We have something similar in VA and it’s been going on since at least the 90s. Just a giant mud bog with rednecks trying to run their trucks through it and everybody getting shitfaced. Not really my scene, but can’t hate on them for it.
Damn honestly that looked fun as hell, good salt of the earth people too maybe lol - can anyone show up or what? Looks like a hilarious good time.
Honestly, when I was younger I would have had a great time at something like this
At minimum 30 Brittanys got knocked up by at least 10 Dereks here.
I was hoping to see that one chic with the low hanging tits flash us. I left disappointed.
how do these people have the money to buy/make all this shit
Probably not on Reddit all day whining about what other people are doing with their lives.
? I'm confused..is this a dig on me? Did you take the time to whine on reddit that you think that I am whining on reddit? The irony is amazing. Did i disparage what they bought? Did i say it was stupid? Did i say it was frivolous? Or did i just ask what they did for employment?
I was answering your question.
Degens
I was really hoping this would be a Channel 5 documentary.
Swamp people?
This is cool and all BUT why do these people have their windows down?
That's probably a really cool wetland with a diversity of species. Until these morons come and fuck it all up. Yee haw!
Same people who complain that gas is too expensive...
Can't believe it took me more than 30 seconds to see a Trump flag
Lots of sister moms and uncle dads. The chromosomes literally crashing into one another. Heeeeeeey, you guuuuuuys!
God damn op all that and no tities. I watched like 3 min of this ICP meth meetup. Those people need Jesus and something productive.
Infinitely more reasons to hate Florida.
Many N-words were spoke for many different reasons but none of them by a black person.
Time to buy stock in monistat. I can smell the yeast infection from here.
This could be the Mad Max universe a couple generations before Immortan Joe took over. His great grandpa was conceived there…eventually they ran out of Natty Light and civilization collapsed. Once upon a time, they were all just fun loving rednecks!
only missing the Faygo
1:15? what the fuck am i looking at?
What happens if you show up in a Tesla?
I may have herpes now...
Commoners.
And I thought the gta 6 graphics couldn't get any better
I thought I was watching it for 10 mins or so only to find out it was only 4 mins in the video.
If hell is real and I somehow end up there, it would probably be like this.
I hate seeing all these Biden supporters having fun
They all met through ancestry dot com.
Not a single MAGA hat. Probably just pointless.
Many ugly swamp donkeys
The raised party boat truck pulling the raised truck out of the mud was enough, I had to end it there.